Cultivation Conversation
by Cap'n Autoflower, & Girl Go Grow
LADIES and GENTLEMEN: We are pleased to present a brand new podcast for your cannabis lifestyle listening enjoyment! Cultivation Conversation is a show for growers by growers. From seed to harvest and everything in between, we will discuss the finer points of growing cannabis, and probably some of the blunter points as well. We don't pull punches and always tell it like it is Hosted By @captainautoflower & @girlgogrow
Episodes
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225 - Started From the Bottom Now We Bottom Watering With @papa_scrogs
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we have a great grower interview for ya with @papa_scrogs. He's an experienced novice who is learning to use the force. We discuss how cannabis can reveal you to yourself, so be prepared for some higher level thinking or at least thinking while high....
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224 - Harvest Window Pains
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are trying to figure out exactly when to chop! We also wonder if there is any way to reliably slow down the growth of our plants, since they caught us unprepared for an early harvest window. Plus much more! So sit back, relax, grab something to...
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223 - Topsmaxxing
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we're talking tops - how to get more of them and less lowers. We also discuss germination failure, cap'n's new grinder, and the never ending story. Plus MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation...
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222 - The REAL Solventless with @hvsh.rookie
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with @hvsh.rookie, who is no rookie when it comes to a cool extract making technique known as static tech. He teaches is the ins and the outs as we become better growers, processors, and overall human beings. We also discuss boof alchemy…
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221 - Fallout Farming
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, Cap'n is cursed with seed sprouting issues. We prepare for growing during a nuclear winter, and secure a massive seed vault to sustain us. Then, little baby Jessica cries out and you must rescue her from the well. Plus MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax,...
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220 - Becoming a Benevolent Canna Demi God
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we talk about maximizing yield, meat terps, meal terps, getting a return on your investment, and MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at...
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219 - Stoned at Scrog School
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are walking into our trellis management 401 course after taking a fat dab of BHO. We discuss yield of autos vs photos, genotype vs phenotype, stressors vs sinners, plus MUCH MORE. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a...
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218 - Steb Rumming for Success With @Joint_the_huntsman
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by the man the myth the legend, @Joint_the_huntsman. We discuss Joint's principles, keeping moms small, male trichome production, and anti-depressant weed. Plus MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for…
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217 - Astrology for Plants and the Hot Dog Flavored Moon Water
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we read horticultural horoscopes, take a trip back to Woodstock 99, and learn how to make holy moon water to keep the lunar vampires away. Plus MUCH more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation....
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216 - The Stigma Continues Catching Pollen
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we go over some of the strains that have made our shit list. We discuss the reasons we grow. And we uncover a new strain of anti cannabis stigma. Plus MUCH more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation...
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215 - Good Vibes Gardening with @Kushcatgrow
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we do an interview with community member, friend, and autoflower cup winner, Kushcatgrow. We discuss cup winning conditions, baby poop terps, and mesothelioma. We ask who deserves more credit for a cup win - the grower or the breeder? And we demand...
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214 - Growing By Ear
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we give advice to our newbie selves, discuss the brutality of baby strength, and wonder if it's better to learn tabs or music theory. Plus MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please...
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213 - Avoid the Noid: Rely on Your Dry
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we get some help drying our plants from a pizza mascot of the 80s. Plus MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at...
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212 - Canna-Friendly Child Care
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discuss how to use cannabis responsibly around kids. Also, reg seeds, sex testing, bartering buds, fungus gnats, and schizophrenia. Plus MUCH more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please...
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211 - Bailing Out of Bongs: Too Big to Inhale
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discuss bailout procedures for overly massive bong rips. Also why old school methods are often overlooked. Then, it's tissue culture, moldy weed, at-home terpene testing, sending care packages via USPS, and MUCH more! So sit back, relax, grab...
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210 - Catastrophizing Cannabis with @The_Real_Green_Monsta
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, the band is back together again! We follow the money in and around the schedule 3 madness, and give our predictions about what exactly it means for us tent pirates. Plus MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a...
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209 - Grow Shopping for Your Idiot Friend With a $1000 Budget
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we wander through an imaginary mall that sells grow gear while trying to outfit our newbie friend with a setup that'll grow him his first plant. We only have a $1000 budget and we need to save some of that for a little Bourbon Chicken at the food...
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208 - Fungal Tea & Feminine Fertilizer
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we wonder what is the NPK value of menstrual blood and at what PPM should we apply it to our plants? We also brew a fungal dominant tea and discuss cool new products in the grow scene. Plus MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on…
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207 - Searching for the Holy Grail Phenotype With @TheBigGreenGuy
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by @TheBigGreenGuy, who has been a busy busy man since we last spoke. We learn about what's been going on in his world, plus MUCH MORE. Buy his beans at GreenGuyGenetics! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for…
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206 - Hypercolor Hash With @Mrautogrow AKA @Fruitfullseeds
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we get to sample and discuss the live rosin that @Mrautogrow1 has been producing. He breeds the genetics, grows the plants, and washes the hash - a truly closed loop system. Along the way, we get some tips and tricks for the aspiring hash makers out...
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205 - Battle of the Bongs
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discuss strain selection, craft vs industry seeds, grow room fire prevention, and how different methods of consumption produce different effects. Plus MUCH more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation...
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204 - Geostashing & Cannabis Time Capsules
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discuss bringing plants back from the brink using bacterial dominant teas, 50 year mortgages, hiding bags of weed through time and space for random recipients, grow room safety tips, and MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on…
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203 - Foggin' Around and Finding Out With @Nerdgrows & @the_grateful_gardener_
Check out growingautoflowers.com, a new website from Nerd! The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we have TWO awesome guests for your listening pleasure, @nerdgrows and @the_grateful_gardener_ . We discuss organic auto flowers, sprayers vs foggers, experimental tents, and night-time...
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202 - Pistils and Pistols: Bringing a Bong to a Gunfight
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we defend our 2A rights, recount some 90s anti weed propaganda, and ride the autoflower tiger. Bean popping techniques are discussed and how to set yourself up for success. Plus MUCH more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready...
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201 - Terps Over Everything With @Frostfireseeds
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by @Frostfireseeds, to discuss photo to auto crosses, autoflower tips & tricks, and how terps are truly the most important metric for judging your herb. Plus MUCH more. Check him out at https://www.frostfireseeds.com So sit back, relax,...
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200 - Still Growing Strong
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we celebrate the big 200 by giving away a bunch of cool shit to some of our favorite people... YOU! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at...
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199 - Vitamin C-annabis With @Dollysmokesdank
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with @Dollysmokesdank. She's a certified medical cannabis consultant, and is going to help us find the strains that work best for our specific situations. We learn about cannabinoid system confusion, terpene synergy, and strain-journaling...
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198 - Staying Up During Down Time
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are in-between runs and want to make the most of our time. So we list a bunch of things that we can do NOW, that will help us and our plants later. Plus much more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation...
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197 - The Ghosts of Autoflowers Past With @Alebrijegenetics
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we were once again graced with the awesome presence of Mr. Brije and had a great discussion about the past, present, and future of autoflowers. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow...
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196 - Easy Time in Trim Jail
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are straight chillin in trim jail because we know the secret to doing easy time. Then, T1000 asks, "Have you seen this plant?", as the IG police escalates its use of force. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a...
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195 - Hunting For Hash With The Homegrown Hashishin Podcast Crew
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with @Sonomasungrown & @Firebeards from the @Homegrownhashishinpod. These guys know their hash inside and out. Ever wonder what happens when a crew of growers hangs out with a crew of hashers? You get a bean to banger perspective on the…
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194 - Weedlacoche: Kind of Like Corn Smut but Not Really
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we don't just FAFO, we also have FOMO, FOMT, FOBO, and FOTI. "What the hell is that" you ask, as we serve you corn smut tacos for dinner. There's some grow talk too, I promise! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a...
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193 - Gang Stalked in the Garden with @Paranoid_grower
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by @paranoid_grower, who shares with us some of his best garden tips, as well as methods for creating an effective alias and evading government or digital surveillance. Plus much more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and...
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192 - Chatting LEDs With Chat GPT
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, Cap'n & G3 become self proclaimed lighting experts so you don't have to. We break down lighting spectrum, PPFDs, under-canopy lighting, and more using our newfound intelligence that is anything but artificial. So sit back, relax, grab something to...
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191 - Bro Science Grow Science
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we defend bro science from the doubters and haters. Well, most of it, anyways. PLUS MUCH MORE! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at...
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190 - Tent Terroir with @Lunallday
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by special guest @Lunallday. She shares with us an advanced understanding of organic gardening and lots of pro tips & tricks. She's also a breeder, and we talk about her unique genetics that combine new and old school. PLUS MUCH MORE!…
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189 - VPD: Voluminous Piss Drinking
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discover what VPD truly means to our plants and ourselves. We also throw shade on large scale growers and once again declare tent pirates as the true rulers of the craft cannabis seas. Plus MUCH more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on...
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188 - Cannibalistic Cannabis with Miles from @fermentedplantextracts
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with Miles from @fermentedplantextracts. He breaks down his entire line of products while explaining exactly HOW to use them and WHY. Buy some of Miles' stuff here So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a…
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187 - Driving in the Slow Lane Cause There's Weed in the Car with Endo
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by Endo from @theslowlanegardens. We discuss the importance of community in our favorite hobby, and then get into the living soil talk. Then we get lost in the weeds as always. Check out Endo's YouTube chanel!...
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186 - Cultivating Chaos
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are all over the place. I honestly can't even remember what we talked about, so consider it a pleasant surprise. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at...
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185 - Getting Comfy With Comfrey Feat. @mamajuanaq
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by @mamajuanaq as we break down using OTHER plants for nutrients, companions, and even ritualistic sacrifices. We discuss our biggest mistakes as new growers, and learn why you first need to compost the human feces left in your yard...
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184 - Just the Veg Tips & Grow-along Wrap Up Pt. 2 With @Joint_the_huntsman
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are once again joined by @joint_the_huntsman to FINALLY pick some grow along winners. Then, we get into our best tips for vegging plants. PLUS, we are introduced to the most comprehensive cannabis breeding book on the market by the author himself,...
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183 - Bully Genetics & Grow-along Wrap Up Pt 1 With @Joint_the_huntsman
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by @joint_the_huntsman to review some of the standout plants from our recent grow along featuring his gear. We also discuss SUPER dominant genetics to the point that they are almost mean, indicas vs sativas, and how not all foxtails are...
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182 - Just Put the Weed in the Jar With @johnny__apple__
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with @johnny__apple__ of the @youraveragegrow podcast. Topics range from giving unsolicited opinions on other people's weed, to the wild world of apple breeding, and everything in between. Plus a bonus segment on how to channel your inner...
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181 - Autos & Photos: Separate but Equal
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discuss best practices for growing photos & autos simultaneously and TBH fam it's about keeping them segregated. Also, we rail against the legal market and the quality of "medicine" coming out of it. Careful folks, it's a jungle out there. So sit...
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180 - Hotboxing a Honda With @Howlingbuds
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with the man, the myth, the legend, @Howlingbuds from the @youraveragegrow podcast. We discuss first grows, soil health, paying for untested seeds, and MUCH more. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation...
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179 - End Game Paraphernalia With @theneighborhoodskunk2.0
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we welcome a fellow PA tent pirate, @yourneighborhoodskunk2.0, who is a dry herb vaping enthusiast. He teaches us how to level up our consumption habits and equip ourselves with the most OP devices for end game stoner enjoyment. Plus MUCH more! So…
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178 - Declining Birthrates in the Germination
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we mourn the loss of a beloved crew member. Cap'n is faced with surging infant mortality in his tent and wonders if over vaccinating his seedling caused plant autism. G3 isn't so convinced and tries to dispel this notion and other common myths about...
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177 - Big Boveda and the Broccoli Terps
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we control our lighting controllers, clean our reservoirs, and wonder if the tobacco industry has tricked us into smoking wet weed. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show at...
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176 - Cannabis and Relationships: Deal Breaker or Clincher?
The Conversation is BACK, and in this short but sweet episode, we discuss power outages, cannabis in relationships, and if the legal market's weed is really as clean as they claim. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please follow the show…
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About this show
LADIES and GENTLEMEN: We are pleased to present a brand new podcast for your cannabis lifestyle listening enjoyment! Cultivation Conversation is a show for growers by growers. From seed to harvest and everything in between, we will discuss the finer points of growing cannabis, and probably some of the blunter points as well. We don't pull punches and always tell it like it is Hosted By @captainautoflower & @girlgogrow
Hosted by
Cap'n Autoflower, & Girl Go Grow