Current Besties

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Current Besties

Current Besties features lifelong besties, Uly and Jazz, sitting in front of microphones, reporting live from whatever is currently happening in their lives. Expect relationship hot takes, dating chaos, and wildly unnecessary detours into pop culture, bad decisions, and the inner-workings of the group chat. It’s tongue-in-cheek, fast, and inviting. Like hanging with your funniest friends who can’t resist turning a normal week into a full episode. Come for the laughs, stay for the bestie energy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 17

    Team USA

    Not only are the current besties extremely hot and funny, they’re also successful athletes. Uly and Jazz get together to talk about their recent marathon and triathlon competitions:Uly addresses the blackface allegations and Jazz relives his own blackface traumaThey debate whether it’s good or bad to try on a country’s accentUly talks about the food he ate in LondonUly details how he needed medical help after the London MarathonJazz lets u know if all of his swimming training paid offJazz retells the drama of biking and running uphillWe find out how they each placed in their competitions and whether they will do another oneThey give an update on Jazz’s blackheadThey talk about how many castles and palaces they’ve been inThey give a peak into their genealogySUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. 16

    Where Is My Husband!

    Wedding bells are ringing as the Current Besties can't stop talking about their current and future husbands. After discussing all things related to weddings that have and haven't happened yet, Uly and Jazz take questions from the internet:Uly and Jazz decide their favorite Britney Spears songUly can't stop talking about his current husband's anxieties around travelJazz, a single man, reveals what his wedding song is going to beThey discuss some highs and lows from Uly's weddingThey argue over who gives a better wedding speechThey (kinda) reveal if and when Uly's current husband will guest star on the podJazz talks about his first job at Taco Bell and a horror story from inside the kitchenUly relives his days as a lifeguard and talks about a fight he had on the jobThey talk about the time Uly's mouth almost got him beat up on Halloween...while wearing a wigThey discuss the importance of physical attractiveness in datingUly tries to pop a pimpleSUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 15

    Don't Call Me Torta

    Uly and Jazz make many more attempts to get canceled in another wild episode of Current Besties Podcast:They chat about Coachella and plan how they can finally go next yearJazz confesses his fears about his upcoming triathlonUly talks about the time he was almost eaten by a sharkUly laments about his knee pain and his upcoming trip to London for the London MarathonUly and Jazz discuss what's a "torta", other nicknames given to Spanish speaking children, and if there is lingering traumaWhat it was like for each them growing up and not being fluent in their parent's native languageThe tragic tale of Brynleigh and Brayleigh, two sisters torn apart by parental needs and a trip to ScotlandUly's dishes on his recent stint at the Moontower Comedy FestivalThe figure out what it means to be a real stand-up comedian.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 14

    Watch Us Break A Sweat

    It's getting steamy with the Current Besties. They get sweaty, talk about their shower rituals and recap encounters with swingers:- Jazz wants to take vocal lessons and make the Philippines proud- They discuss their favorite karaoke songs- They give the rundown on all of their piercings- Uly teaches Jazz about the squeegee method- They debate athleticism and why they sweat so much (or so little)- Uly talks about his upcoming marathon and Jazz talks about his upcoming triathlon- Uly wonders who is a better "middle of the table" or "end of the table person"- They talk about their times meeting swingers- Jazz asks Uly if he'll be a cool uncleSUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 13

    Pedro Made Us Do It

    It's the 10th episode, besties! This is a jam-packed episode to celebrate. Uly and Jazz talk about past achievements, Pedro Pascal, and catching print:- Uly gives an update on reclining on an airplane- Uly talks about the benefits of his female audience and Jazz talks about what a gay wants on social media- An April Fool's joke gone wrong that turns into the deepest conversation with Pedro Pascal yet- The besties contemplate Uly's mental stability as an influencer- A very harmless and oh so fun game of catching celebrity print- Uly and Jazz's first time on a professional set and what they were shocked to learn- Which Olympic sports are the best- How excited the besties are to attend the 2028 Summer Olympics- Uly talks about Jazz's body...againSUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 12

    Am I The Villain?

    Backstabbing. Surprises. Intruding in others' space. Just another day in the life of the Current Besties. Uly and Jazz fight over who has the more challenging name to spell, and share their coffee orders. They learn what misophonia is and discuss their opinions on dirty talk. They talk about the five languages of love and see if they can guess what each other's is. They get into the importance or rudeness of gift-giving and we learn who likes surprises. Jazz brings up a college tale about a surprise party Uly planned for him and it went awry. They chat about looksmaxxing and how the leaders of this movement are not good role models. They discuss everything regarding airplane etiquette and Uly tells a story about when a fellow passenger invaded his space. Jazz finally tells the truth about his height and the besties talk about everything that happens in the men's restroom.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. 11

    Warning: This Contains Spoilers

    Spoilers ahead: Uly and Jazz try out Chinese throat singing. Uly tries desperately to get Jazz to compliment his body. They discuss the benefits and drawbacks of dating a content creator or people in the entertainment industry. Uly talks about his gay ski weekend trip in Mammoth. Uly does his best to not break the NDA he signed for the movie he was cast in. They talk about what their "type" of guy is. Jazz complains about ballon arches and the besties discuss their favorite scary movies. Uly and Jazz discuss the importance of giving spoiler alerts and the social and ethical ramifications of spoiling movies and tv shows. The break down what are their letterboxd top four movies are and praise Sandra Bullock. The besties decide which characters from Shrek they would be for Halloween. Finally, Uly discusses the trials and tribulations of attending The Queerties.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 10

    Too Much Information

    This is what happens when besties stop being polite, and start getting real. Uly and Jazz discuss whether they've gotten or would be interested in getting botox, fillers, BBLs or hair transplants. They reveal what are their favorite body parts on themselves and on other men and spend too much time talking about leg hair. It's finally revealed who is an introvert and who is an extrovert and how Uly and Jazz deal with it on a daily basis. Uly talks about his pain of traveling solo while Jazz talks about the beauty in his solo traveling experience. Jazz is backed into a corner by Uly and their producer to talk about his sexploits while traveling abroad, and the besties start to realize how much of themselves they are willing to reveal on the pod. To cool off, they talk about everything Disney: Disneyland, their favorite princes, princesses, and movies.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 9

    Escape From The Khia Asylum

    Jazz and Uly are breaking out of the Khia Asylum, Thelma and Louise style! Uly realizes how loud he speaks and they discuss what their lives would be like as vampires. They figure out who is better equipped to survive a zombie apocalypse. Zara Larsson gets the praise she deserves as the besties gush over their current reigning pop diva. They discuss the Khia Asylum and sort out who are the current and former residents. They argue over the definition of a "pop girly" and talk about who their main divas have been throughout their lives. After a comparison of the pop concerts they've been to this year, Uly finally asks Jazz who he really wanted to take to The Eras Tour.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 8

    The Screen Actors Glambot Awards

    Our favorite season is - Awards! Jazz and Uly bond over the rags to riches story of Punch The Monkey. Uly shares what he's learned about giraffes and calls Jazz a nerd, while Jazz teaches us about pink dolphins. Jazz recounts what it was like to be the opening act for Uly's sold out San Diego shows, and Uly complains about being tired from jet-setting across the country. They debate who can pull off a mustache and Uly dishes on how he got into The Actors Awards and prioritized getting the perfect glambot shot. Uly gives out his awards for Best Dressed at The Actors Awards and reveals whether or not he went to an after party. They answer the age old question: what color belongs to each month? Let's just say things get heated. They try to figure out this year's group Halloween costume and review the finale of The Traitors.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 7

    I Love LA

    The Current Besties discuss everything related to LA! Sort of. We get a surprise pop-in visit from a certain current husband. Jazz and Uly try to recount each other's lore and origins. They talk about what made them want to move to LA, what it was like living together and a harrowing first night in West Hollywood. They discuss how people perceive those from LA, what does a Katseye smoothie from Erewon taste like, and if Equinox is worth the hype. Uly calls out Jazz's comments on the difficulty of finding a good pair of pants and Jazz sparks a debate on the importance of giving compliments. What are their favorite LA hotspots and restaurants? Who knows. They might not know either. They're easily distracted. But stay until the end to hear what their verdict is on whether or not you should move to the city.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 6

    Love, Lies and Larceny

    This week on Current Besties, Jazz finally addresses the Heated Rivalry drama while Uly breaks into tears. They discuss the difference between generations and Uly defends his honorary Gen Z status. They talk about their middle school experiences and swap stories about their early brushes with crime. New Year's resolutions are typically broken this time of year and they check in to see how each other is doing with theirs. Finally, Jazz and Uly talk about Valentine's Day for the last time.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 5

    El Super Bowl

    On the second part of the double premiere, Uly and Jazz discuss all things Super Bowl! These two struggle to figure out how football is actually played, and come to no resolution. Uly talks about his experience attending the Super Bowl in person and Jazz lets us know how many times he cried watching the halftime show. They discuss the importance of proper Pedro Pascal stalking techniques, give Spanish lessons, and sort out who is invited to the Quince.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 4

    Meet Your Besties

    It's a double premiere for the Current Besties! On this episode, we get to meet our hosts, Uly and Jazz, as they grill each other in a no holds barred Q&A. They find out who made out with someone else's crush, who instigated their biggest fight, and who was the more annoying friend when they met. There's an intense round of "Kill, F**K, Marry," a traitor is found among them, and we learn how they spend their Valentine's Day.SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  15. 3

    Current Besties - The Teaser

    The Current Besties teaser starts exactly where all responsible podcasts begin: debating the ethics of using a prosthetic penis on film. Uly and Jazz break down authenticity vs. performance, Hollywood double standards, and whether they would ever use one. It’s part pop culture, part ethics seminar, and part “why are we like this?”SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday.Follow Current Besties:IG: @currentbestiespodTikTok: @currentbestiespodFollow Uly:IG: @ulyandernestoTikTok: @ulyandernestoFollow Jazz:IG: @jazz_triceTikTok: @jazz_trice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Current Besties features lifelong besties, Uly and Jazz, sitting in front of microphones, reporting live from whatever is currently happening in their lives. Expect relationship hot takes, dating chaos, and wildly unnecessary detours into pop culture, bad decisions, and the inner-workings of the group chat. It’s tongue-in-cheek, fast, and inviting. Like hanging with your funniest friends who can’t resist turning a normal week into a full episode. Come for the laughs, stay for the bestie energy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HOSTED BY

Uly Morazan and Jazz Trice

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