Cyrus Says

 What happens when India finally starts talking honestly about sex? Filmmaker, writer, and Agents of Ishq founder Paramita Vohra joins Cyrus Says for a wildly funny, deeply honest, and unexpectedly emotional conversation around love, shame, desire, relationships, masculinity, loneliness, consent, masturbation, situationships, queer identity, Savita Bhabhi, MeToo, and everything Indian society still struggles to say out loud. From “Masturbation May” to public toilet cruising stories, from awkward sex education in Indian schools to why men are emotionally repressed, this episode swings between hilarious chaos and sharp social commentary every few minutes. The conversation also dives into Paramita’s new book Love, Sex and India, featuring real stories from Indians navigating intimacy, marriage, friendship, pleasure, trauma, secrecy, and vulnerability. Expect: Brutally honest takes on Indian sexuality Why shame creates bad relationships The truth about “situationships” Why Indian men struggle with vulnerability Queer desire & hidden sexual cultures MeToo, consent & workplace power dynamics Masturbation poetry (yes really) Featuring:Paramita Vohra - filmmaker, writer, founder of Agents of IshqBuy the book: Love, Sex and India -  https://books.google.co.in/books/about/Love_Sex_and_India_The_Agents_of_Ishq_An.html?id=YlXL0QEACAAJ&redir_esc=ySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by bestselling author Amish Tripathi for a fascinating conversation on AI, creativity, Indian history, mythology, storytelling, and the future of ideas. From whether AI can ever truly replace writers to the danger of younger generations using it as a crutch, Amish breaks down the opportunities and risks of this rapidly changing world. The episode also dives into how Indian history has been misunderstood and under-taught, why our civilizational memory matters, how the British shaped historical narratives, and why ancient India’s achievements in trade, knowledge, and seafaring deserve far more attention. Also, Amish opens up about his podcast, his work in gaming, and the ambitious worlds he’s now building beyond books.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cyrus Broacha is joined by Shantanu Anam and Akanksha Panda from the Popcorn Hour podcast for an absolutely chaotic, hilarious and surprisingly sharp conversation covering politics, Bollywood, IPL controversies, internet culture and zombie films. The trio dives into the Bengal election shocker, Vijay’s massive political breakthrough with TVK in Tamil Nadu, Rahul Gandhi’s public image, IPL “girlfriend culture,” Virat Kohli fandom, and why Bollywood podcasts often struggle to stay honest. Along the way, they also discuss Popcorn Hour’s rise as a Bollywood movie discussion show and Shantanu’s upcoming zombie comedy film Indian Institute of Zombies. Expect conversations about: Bengal election results & TMC defeat Vijay and TVK’s political entry Bollywood industry realities IPL controversies and Vibhas Suryavanshi debate Stand-up comedy, internet outrage & podcast culture Indian Institute of Zombies movie Why Indian podcasts work best when unfiltered  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this candid and inspiring conversation, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Faisal Shaikh, popularly known as Mr Faisu, one of India’s biggest digital creators with over 34 million followers.Faisu shares his journey from growing up in a modest background in Mumbai to becoming a social media sensation. He talks about survival mindset, early struggles, and how he started creating content with his “07” group during the early days of Instagram.The episode dives deep into:  His first earnings (₹300 from Instagram!)   Building a career through consistency and content   Reality show experiences: Khatron Ke Khiladi, MasterChef, Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa  Why he avoids “game-playing” and stays authentic   His strong bond with friends and family despite fame   Fitness discipline and lifestyle choices   Future plans in acting, OTT, and films  Faisu also reflects on humility, loyalty, and why staying grounded matters even after massive success.A must-watch for creators, aspiring influencers, and anyone chasing big dreams.Follow:Faisal Shaikh (Mr Faisu): @mr_faisu_07Cyrus Broacha: @cyrus_broachaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode, Cyrus is joined by artist and filmmaker Aditya Kripalani, who drops by to talk about his new film ‘Mein Actor Nahi Hoon’, releasing in theatres on 8th May. The film stars Nawazuddin Siddiqui and Chitrangada Singh, and its concept is as wild as it is ambitious, shot live across two countries, with the actors performing in real time over video call. What follows is a fascinating conversation about filmmaking, risk, performance, and what it really takes to create something original.The episode also dives into Aditya’s unusual creative journey, from FTII to advertising, from writing books and songs to crowdfunding films, busking in Mumbai locals, and choosing art over comfort again and again. Funny, thoughtful, and refreshingly honest, this is a great episode for anyone who loves cinema, storytelling, and artists who truly do things their own way.To our new listeners, this is Cyrus Says where cinema, chaos, and crazy ideas always make for a great conversation.And to our regular ones, Welcome Back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!  In this special episode, Cyrus Broacha is joined by his son Mikhaail Broacha for a hilarious reaction session to some of the most memorable moments from the show. From Bollywood stars like Anupam Kher, Shruti Haasan, Ali Fazal, Jamie Lever to cricket legends like Muttiah Muralitharan and Makaya Ntini, the episode revisits iconic clips but with a twist. Mikhaail, who openly admits he doesn’t follow films or pop culture, reacts to these moments with complete honesty (and confusion). The episode blends comedy, generational contrast, and candid conversations covering everything from celebrity culture and nepotism to fitness transformations and cricket analysis. It also dives into unexpected territory like maps, flags, and Mikhaail’s unique interests, making for a chaotic yet entertaining watch. If you enjoy unfiltered conversations, celebrity anecdotes, and a fresh outsider perspective on Indian pop culture, this one’s for you. Featuring:Cyrus Broacha (Host, Comedian)Mikail Broacha (Junior Broacha) Follow:Cyrus Broacha: @‌whatcyrussaysIVM Podcasts: @‌ivmpodcastsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha is joined by Prochy Mehta, Sanaya Dalal, and Sanaya Mehta Vyas for a thought-provoking conversation on identity, law, and gender within the Parsi community. At the heart of the discussion is a critical question: Who gets to be called a Parsi? The episode explores how historical laws and their modern-day interpretations have created a divide—especially when it comes to interfaith marriages and the rights of women. While children of Parsi men are often accepted within the community, those of Parsi women can face exclusion, raising serious questions about equality and fairness. The conversation also touches on ongoing Supreme Court cases that could potentially reshape how identity is defined in the community. From the role of religious institutions to contradictions in policies like the “Jiyo Parsi” scheme, this episode unpacks the complex intersection of tradition, law, and personal choice. A sharp, honest, and often humorous take on a deeply sensitive issue—this isn’t just about one community, but about identity and rights in modern India.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says !In this episode, Cyrus is joined by actor and model Priyanka Bose for a sharp, funny, and deeply honest chat about her journey from Delhi to Mumbai, discovering performance through dance and theatre, struggling through auditions, and building a career on her own terms. From her early years in the arts to finding her footing in films, international projects, and powerful stage work, Priyanka opens up like never before. The conversation also dives into Nirbhaya, Lion, The Wheel of Time, life as an outsider in the industry, motherhood, marriage, money, independence, and why women owning their freedom still feels radical. Thoughtful, fearless, funny, and completely unfiltered, this is Priyanka Bose at her most real.To our new audience, this is 'Cyrus Says', where one conversation can go from film sets and finance to feminism, food, and full-blown life philosophy.And to our regular ones, Welcome Back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when an Ivy League graduate with a $200,000 degree, chooses stand-up comedy over a high-paying corporate job?In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha grills Shreyas about privilege, passion, and the absurd economics of comedy. From pretending to be broke in Bandra to having a family that owns 48 restaurants worldwide, this episode is a masterclass in contradictions.They dive into:  The reality of chasing comedy over money   Ivy League dreams vs Indian parental expectations   The myth of the “struggling artist”   Why stand-up might be the worst financial decision ever And Some Cock and Bull Questions It’s chaotic, self-aware, and packed with classic Cyrus wit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when one of India’s leading neurosurgeons sits down with Cyrus Says? You get a conversation that swings between life, death, absurd humor, and unbelievable real-life stories. Dr. Mazda Turel, brain & spine surgeon, author of Bheja Fry, and someone who has seen the full spectrum of human emotion, shares stories that are equal parts fascinating and bizarre. From patients who defy medical science to stories that sound too crazy to be true, this episode is a rare peek inside the mind of a surgeon. Expect: Wild real-life surgery stories The emotional reality of being a doctor Why humor is essential in medicine The truth about life, death, and everything in between And yes… that Pope story This episode is not just about medicine — it’s about perspective. 🎧 Watch the full episode on Cyrus Says YouTube🎙️ Also available on all audio streaming platformsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Vinay Pathak and Rajat Kapoor, who reunite to talk about their new film ‘Everybody Loves Sohrab Handa’, a murder mystery directed by Rajat with Vinay in the lead. The conversation moves from the film’s unusual premise to their long creative bond built through theatre, films, and years of friendship. The episode also dips into their journey after Bheja Fry, old audition stories, theatre rehearsals, unreleased films, and the madness of working together over the years. Funny, nostalgic, and wildly unpredictable, this is a classic Cyrus Says conversation with two of Indian cinema’s most loved collaborators. To our new listeners, this is ‘Cyrus Says’, where old friends, great stories, and total chaos come together in the best way. And to our regular ones, Welcome back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when you put two guys with too many opinions and not enough filters in a room together? You get this episode. Cyrus is joined by comedian and corporate escapee Punit Pania, and from the jump, absolutely nothing is off-limits. Mumbai's train chaos, automatic doors that'll cook you alive, India's walkability crisis, and Puneet's bold 19-trains-instead-of-20 economic theory. Then things get spicy. They dissect Samay Raina's unlikely glow-up, Ranveer Allahbadia's punchable energy, Kunal Kamra's legendary refusal to apologise, and the India-Pakistan peace talks nobody asked for but everyone has opinions about. Also featuring: a heartfelt nod to the iconic Asha Bhosle, expired protein shakes, and an OnlyFans conversation that went exactly as far as you'd expect. Punit's live in Gurugram on the 18th and Noida on the 19th go catch him before he pivots to railway ministry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode, Cyrus sits down with Angad Bedi who is an actor, athlete, former cricketer, and son of legendary spinner Bishan Singh Bedi for a cricket-packed conversation full of stories, opinions, and nostalgia. From growing up around one of India’s sharpest cricketing minds to discussing his own cricket journey, Angad brings a perspective that’s deeply personal and refreshingly honest.The episode dives into IPL predictions, Virat Kohli’s impact, MS Dhoni’s legacy, Rishabh Pant’s comeback, T20’s influence on modern cricket, and why Test cricket still matters. If you love cricket talk with strong takes, humor, and genuine passion for the game, this one’s for you.To our new listeners, this is ‘Cyrus Says’, where every conversation can go from sharp analysis to total chaos in seconds.And to our regular ones, Welcome Back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode, Cyrus chats with actor Riddhi Dogra about a journey she never really planned for. She came to Mumbai for freedom, studies, and a career in media, that means everything but not acting. But she ended up building a successful path across television, reality shows, OTT, and films. From Zoom TV and early acting breaks to ‘The 50’, ‘Khatron Ke Khiladi’, ‘Asur’, and ‘Jawan’, Riddhi reflects on the many turns her career has taken.Into this conversation, she also adds stories from Mumbai, reality-show madness, and working with Shah Rukh Khan.So, this is a classic Cyrus-style detour and an episode that’s funny, honest, and all over the place in the best way.To our new listeners, this is ‘Cyrus Says’, where the conversations are candid, chaotic, and always full of surprises.And to our regular ones, welcome back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus hangs out with comedian, writer, and improviser Shantanu Anam… and things spiral almost immediately. They jump from Shantanu’s upcoming zombie comedy film Indian Institute of Zombies to completely unfiltered takes on IPL, Bollywood, Ramayan adaptations, internet outrage, and why nothing in India can ever stay calm (or short). Somewhere in between, there’s cricket nostalgia, stand-up stories, political tangents, and debates that probably shouldn’t have happened on camera… but did anyway. It’s chaotic, opinionated, slightly unhinged, and makes zero effort to stay on track, exactly how Cock & Bull should be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode Cyrus is joined by Aayush Sharma. He opens up like never before, about coming to Mumbai with zero acting background, surviving on limited money, getting rejected, chasing auditions, and holding on to the dream of becoming an actor. From his father’s brutally honest reality checks to his love story with Arpita Khan and the generous support he found from Salman Khan, this episode is funny, emotional but full of real struggle, self-belief, and filmi twists. To our new audience, this is Cyrus Says, where the stories are personal, the laughs are constant, and the chaos is always part of the charm. And to our regular ones, Welcome back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can a stand-up joke actually get you death threats? Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with Rahul Subramanian and what starts as a conversation about his stand-up special quickly spirals into absolute chaos. They jump from Rahul’s journey from engineering and TCS to comedy, the madness behind his special “Who Are You”, and the bizarre (and slightly scary) story of DJs getting offended enough to send threats. Along the way, expect detours into corporate life, Liverpool fandom, comedy writing, marriage jokes, and the kind of nonsense that makes zero sense but is somehow hilarious. It’s chaotic, self-aware, and completely unserious, exactly how it should be. This episode covers: Rahul Subramanian’s stand-up journey “Who Are You” special & behind-the-scenes The viral DJ controversy & threats Corporate life vs comedy Liverpool, travel & random life stories Peak Cyrus-level chaos If you’re looking for structure, this is not it.If you enjoy comedians talking nonsense for an hour welcome home. And to our regular listeners welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Abbas Momin is back, and Cyrus wastes absolutely no time, fat shaming him within the first 40 seconds. Classic. It's also Abbas's 38th birthday, which he's celebrating the way all single men approaching 40 do: a movie with two friends and zero romance prospects. We're basically his therapy session at this point. This week we tackle the big stuff, RCB selling for ₹16,000 crore (Vijay Mallya is somewhere crying into his beer), a Pune eatery taking on world peace one LPG surcharge at a time, and Dhurandar 2, which Abbas sat through for four hours and lived to regret. Ranveer Singh is shirtless. Sanjay Dutt points at his crotch. You've been warned. Also on the menu: 46,000 mangrove trees, Mohamed Salah's Liverpool farewell, a Statue of Liberty in Jalandhar wearing a saree, and Abbas accidentally revealing his Grindr situation on a podcast that his family definitely watches. Happy birthday, Abbas. This is the worst gift we could give you. You're welcome.#CyrusSays #CockAndBull #CyrusBroacha #AbbasMonin #IndianPodcast #IPL #RCB #Dhurandar2 #RanveerSingh #MohamedSalah #Liverpool #KKR #AndreRussell #Bollywood #IndianComedy #PodcastIndia #BirthdayEpisode #Hinge #DatingInIndia #IPL2025 #AadityaBirla #Blackstone #MangrovesMumbai #BMC #PuneEatery #TrumpEffect #LPGPrices #CricketIndia #FootballIndia #WeeklyPodcastSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is modern war basically a video game now?  Welcome to Cyrus Says! Cyrus hangs out with Dr. Sanket Kulkarni and quickly dives into drones, geopolitics, and the chaos of modern warfare. From Iran vs Israel to spy agencies and India’s global position, this one covers a lot and then some. It’s sharp, slightly confusing, and very real, with just enough humour to survive the topic. This episode covers: Drone warfare & modern combat Iran, Israel & global tensions Spy stories & intelligence agencies India’s role in world politics Random Cyrus chaos If you want clean answers, this isn’t it.If you enjoy chaotic conversations about serious topics welcome home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with actor, producer, and pro Panja evangelist Parvin Dabbas… and what starts as a normal conversation quickly turns into a deep dive into Bollywood chaos, sports leagues, and the strange art of surviving the entertainment industry. They jump from Parvin’s acting journey and behind-the-scenes Bollywood stories to building the Pro Panja League, the business of sports in India, and why panja might just be cooler than cricket (controversial, we know). Along the way, expect detours into fitness, discipline, industry struggles, and the kind of practical wisdom that only comes from doing everything yourself. It’s insightful, funny, slightly chaotic, and occasionally feels like a TED Talk that forgot to stay serious. This episode covers: Parvin Dabbas’ Bollywood journey & acting career The rise of Pro Panja League & Indian sports business Behind-the-scenes film industry stories Fitness, discipline & mental toughness Entrepreneurship in entertainment & sports Random Cyrus-level chaos you didn’t see coming If you’re looking for structured interviews and safe answers, this is not it.If you enjoy honest conversations, industry insights, and a little madness along the way, welcome home. And to our regular listeners… welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when Cyrus Broacha sits down with Shamik Chakrabarti? Zero structure. Maximum chaos. In this episode of Cock & Bull, things spiral (fast) from stand-up comedy to Bollywood propaganda, box office logic, internet algorithms, and everything in between. One minute it’s comedy insights, the next it’s cricket, politics, or a completely random tangent that somehow still makes sense. Expect: Brutally honest takes on Bollywood & pop culture The reality of stand-up comedy & writing Social media, algorithms & why we’re all slightly doomed  Generational quirks like the infamous “millennial pause” And classic Cyrus-style chaos that refuses to stay on topic Also featuring Shamik’s stand-up special “Despite Appearances” a story-driven set told across 7 chapters, blending personal stories with sharp observational humour. If you like conversations that feel like a funny group chat come to life, you’re in the right place.’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus is joined by producer, writer and showrunner Adi Shankar for a conversation that goes from Kolkata to Hollywood, anime, identity, accents, and the future of animation. Adi talks about growing up across countries, how constantly moving shaped the way he sees people and storytelling, and how he went from a credit card job to building a career in film and animation. He also gets into why anime for adults felt like a missing space in the West, how he spotted that gap early, and what it took to help push that format forward. The conversation also dives into Devil May Cry, adapting video game worlds into their own screen universes, and how he thinks about storytelling in a time when everyone’s attention span is fighting for survival. It’s funny, chaotic and full of unexpected detours, which is exactly how Cyrus Says works. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Swanand Kirkire - writer, lyricist, singer, actor, National Award winner, and basically one of those people who seem to be good at everything. They talk about his journey from Indore to NSD to Mumbai, the early struggle years, writing for film and theatre, working with people like Sudhir Mishra, Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Rajkumar Hirani, and how singing happened almost by accident. There’s also a lot on acting, getting typecast as the father, his new OTT show Band Wale, and the strange, funny, unpredictable route his career has taken over the years. And yes, Swanand also sings live in the episode, which is reason enough to watch. It’s warm, funny, slightly chaotic, and full of stories you’ll want to stay for. If you enjoy hearing creative people talk about the long road behind the work, this one’s for you. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! This Cock & Bull episode turns into a full-blown father vs son situation as Mikhaail Broacha joins Cyrus and immediately starts challenging him on everything. There’s gym arguments, random tech unboxing, unsolicited life advice, and just enough roasting to make this feel less like a podcast and more like something that should’ve stayed at home. Cyrus tries to stay in control.That doesn’t last very long!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Anupam Kher and debut actor Shubhangi Dutt to talk about ‘Tanvi The Great', a film directed by Anupam Kher and inspired by his real-life niece, Tanvi, who is autistic. They talk about how Shubhangi was discovered for the lead role, how she prepared for the part, and why this story means so much to Anupam Kher. The conversation also gets into the response the film has received from audiences, students, families, and even names like the President of India and Robert De Niro. Anupam also shares how Boman Irani and Jackie Shroff joined the film purely for the love of the story and didn’t charge a penny for it. It’s a warm, funny, and heartfelt conversation about filmmaking, hope, and telling stories that truly connect. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!In this episode, Cyrus is joined by Jonty Rhodes and Dr. Marcus Ranney for a lively chat about fitness, aging well, recovery, stress, and building healthy habits that actually last.They talk about staying active as life changes, the link between body and mind, why community matters in fitness, and how small daily choices can make a big difference over time. Along the way, Cyrus does what he does best and turns the conversation into something far more chaotic, funny, and unpredictable than planned.They’re also here to introduce their brand new show, Jonty and the Doc, streaming on the IVM Podcasts YouTube channel, with new episodes every Thursday.If you’ve been thinking about health, fitness, or just how to feel better as you get older, this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by Karan Mirchandani and Shreemi Verma, the hosts of Cine5, and the conversation goes completely off track almost immediately. What starts with Mumbai cab prices and the pain of getting across the city quickly turns into a full-blown spiral through Bollywood, cricket, AI, actors, awkward sets, strange industry stories, and some truly questionable detours. If you’re looking for structure, discipline, or clean transitions, this is not that episode.If you enjoy film talk, random opinions, and conversations that keep getting worse in the funniest way possible, you’re in the right place. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Devraj Sanyal - Chairman & CEO  India and South Asia, Universal Music Group and one of the most influential figures in the global music industry. But before running one of the biggest music companies in the world, Devraj was the frontman of the legendary Indian heavy metal band Brahma that dominated the Indian rock scene in the 90s. Devraj shares the fascinating journey from performing live gigs and selling 77,000 cassette albums in the 90s to shaping the careers of some of the biggest artists in India and globally. They discuss: • The early days of Indian rock bands like Parikrama & Pentagram• How artists actually make money today through streaming• Why India still struggles to pay for music• The future of Bollywood music and independent artists• Universal Music’s role in building artists like AP Dhillon, Badshah and Anuv Jain• The rise of live concerts and global touring• Why mental wellness music is the next big industry Devraj also explains how Universal Music focuses on artists and creativity first, and why understanding musicians is his biggest advantage as a CEO. If you've ever wondered how the music industry really works, this episode is a must-watch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carnatic vocalist TM Krishna joins Cyrus Broacha for a fascinating conversation about music, culture, and breaking traditions. Known for challenging the conventions of classical music, TM Krishna explains why Carnatic music should not be limited to elite spaces — and why art must constantly evolve. In this episode we discuss: What Carnatic music really is Why classical music often feels inaccessible The role of improvisation in Indian classical music Music, caste and social hierarchies Whether art and politics can ever be separated Why audiences misunderstand classical music How tradition and innovation can coexist A thoughtful and wide-ranging discussion on music, culture and the future of classical art.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian Punit Pania and the conversation goes off the rails almost immediately. They jump from Mumbai local train behaviour and people blasting reels in public to fake AI videos, global news confusion. It’s messy, opinionated, and constantly going off on random tangents which is exactly how Cock & Bull works. If you’re looking for structured debate or calm discussion, this is not that episode.If you enjoy chaos, random opinions, and conversations that go completely off track, you’re in the right place. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home! #CyrusSays #CockAndBull #PunitPania #IndianComedy #IndianPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MumbaiTalks #StandUpComedyIndia #IndianPoliticsSatire #PodcastIndiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rahul Bhat joins Cyrus Broacha to talk about his unpredictable journey — from accidental modelling at 19 to overnight TV superstardom, a major film flop, and then disappearing for nearly 9 years. In this candid conversation, Rahul opens up about: Winning Mr India “by mistake” Hina’s record-breaking TRPs His first big film failing The depression that followed Why he took a 9-year break to study world cinema Producing hit TV shows quietly How Anurag Kashyap cast him in Ugly without an audition The improvisation magic behind Gangs of Wasseypur & Ugly Becoming Kennedy — a ruthless insomniac cop Why cinema is a collaboration, not a solo art From superstardom to reinvention, this is Rahul Bhat like you’ve never seen him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From selling recharge coupons in Mumbai to building a ₹40,000 crore brand — Madhav Sheth shares the real story behind Realme and India’s tech revolution. In this explosive episode, we discuss: Why India has no global electronics brand How China built $500B export ecosystems The future of zero-labour robotic factories Why marketing budgets are overrated How Realme disrupted offline retail “Network is your net worth” Why failure is more important than success AI controlling decisions & consumer behaviour Why luxury is just pricing psychology Why he still flies economy despite massive success This is a raw, unfiltered masterclass on entrepreneurship, consumer psychology, AI, and India’s manufacturing future.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kaneez Surka is back in India and within minutes this episode turns into absolute Cock & Bull chaos. We start with her “Foreign Returns” tour and somehow end up debating marriage, men being “too much work,” NRIs with identity confusion, and whether Vikhroli was secretly named after Virat Kohli. (It wasn’t. We think.) Somewhere in between, we spiral into:– A doctor scoring 9/800 and still getting a PG seat– Social media bans for kids under 16– Identical twins with identical JEE scores– A ₹1 lakh luxury shirt that looks iron-burnt– A student trying to pass exams with a ₹100 bribe– And an AI expo controversy that raised more questions than answers It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s wildly opinionated and very classic Cock & Bull. If you enjoy conversations that start in South Bombay and somehow end in Vikhroli (via Bill Gates), this one’s for you. #CyrusSays #CockAndBull #KaneezSurka #Podcast #IndianComedySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hariharan joins Cyrus Broacha to celebrate 50 years in music — from Carnatic training in Matunga to Billboard Awards with Colonial Cousins. In this unforgettable episode, Hariharan shares: How he lied at the Oberoi Hotel just to meet Mehdi Hassan Winning his first break through a music competition Singing 15,000+ songs across 10+ languages The organic jam session that created Colonial Cousins Performing “Krishna” across the world Elton John being a fan Discovering KK before he became a star Why technique gives singers longevity And why music should never be “typecast” A masterclass in humility, riyaaz, and reinvention. This is not just an interview — it’s a musical history lesson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you sue the government in India? Corporate lawyer and author Anand Prasad joins Cyrus Broacha to discuss one of the biggest structural flaws in India’s legal system — sovereign immunity. From why you can’t easily sue a cop or government official, to the Enforcement Directorate’s unchecked power, to performance reviews for judges, gun laws, prostitution reform, and regulatory overkill — this episode dives deep into how India’s system works… and why it doesn’t. Anand also talks about: Why process matters more than outcome Why India struggles with enforcement, not laws The case for removing sovereign immunity Gun control and citizen empowerment Legalising prostitution as a safety reform Why small entrepreneurs are crushed by licences The pakoda seller regulatory trap How to truly “Unshackle the Elephant” This is a bold, unfiltered conversation about power, accountability, and whether Indians are truly free.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!This week, Cyrus is joined by Shreemi Verma lawyer-turned-Bollywood insider, pop culture commentator, and full-time chaos enthusiast.What starts as a sensible conversation about her journey from law school to celebrity media quickly spirals into PR politics, rumor economics, casting gossip, film snobbery, and the strange ecosystem that keeps Bollywood ticking.They bounce between on-set realities, internet outrage cycles, nostalgia for peak filmi drama, and why the industry runs on vibes, speculation, and very strategic silence.It’s fast, opinionated, mildly controversial, and absolutely uninterested in behaving.If you’re looking for carefully packaged diplomacy, this is not it.If you enjoy strong takes, industry tea, and conversations that zigzag without warning welcome home.And to our regular listeners, welcome back home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is India really overpopulated — or have we been told the wrong story? Poonam Muttreja, Executive Director of the Population Foundation of India, joins Cyrus Broacha to unpack one of the biggest myths in Indian public discourse: that “too many people” are the root of all problems. From fertility data and census projections to the Hindu–Muslim population debate, women’s education, sterilisation myths, ageing society, and the real meaning of demographic dividend — this episode dives deep into facts, governance, and uncomfortable truths. They also discuss: Why women want fewer children Why education is the best contraceptive Why Muslim fertility rates are declining Why South India shouldn’t be “punished” for doing well The 1984 riots & administrative failure Why men avoid sterilisation The coming “Silver Dividend” LGBTQ rights and state interference A sharp, data-driven and surprisingly candid conversation on India’s future.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Legendary actor Kabir Bedi joins Cyrus Broacha for one of the most fascinating conversations ever on Cyrus Says. From interviewing The Beatles as a young reporter (and losing the tape!), to becoming a European superstar with Sandokan, acting in a James Bond film (Octopussy), working on The Bold and the Beautiful, and meeting Princess Diana at a Bond premiere — Kabir Bedi shares unforgettable stories from over 50 years in cinema. He also opens up about: His new film USA vs Raj (a true story about fighting the FBI) Working with Shabana Azmi International superstardom in Italy The pressures of global soap operas His relationships, marriages, and life lessons The glory of ancient India & Ashoka Surviving 5 decades in one of the most insecure industries in the world Candid, charming, reflective — this episode is about resilience, romance, reinvention, and legacy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Valentine's Day Special with Cyrus and Aisha Broacha!  After 25 years of marriage, Cyrus and Aisha return for their annual (or bi-annual) Valentine's Day episode. This year, they're tackling relationship questions from Reddit, sharing stories from their quarter-century together, and proving that lasting love doesn't always look like a Karan Johar film. Plus: They answer Reddit's worst relationship questions, Aisha calls out entitled South Bombay behavior, Cyrus defends his food opinions (and loses), and we learn why breadcrumbing is the secret to a long marriage! WARNING: Contains brutal honesty about marriage, zero romance, lots of bickering, and the kind of love that survives 25 years DESPITE everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shanaya Kapoor and Adarsh Gaurav drop by Cyrus Says to talk about their upcoming Valentine’s release… and immediately lose control of the conversation. What starts as a chat about romance, survival thrillers, and representing two very different sides of Mumbai quickly spirals into discussions about pee etiquette, tennis balls, crocodile animatronics, South Bombay clubs, Nala Supara history, and why PR teams should never trust Cyrus Broacha. Adarsh opens up about growing up all over India, having too many names, and researching Mumbai by hanging out with rappers. Shanaya talks about freezing shoot conditions, fear of heights, swimming with crocs (almost), and staying calm while the conversation goes completely off the rails. Funny, chaotic, awkward, and unexpectedly insightful this episode is classic Cyrus Says: zero filters, mild trauma, and lots of laughter. 👉 Watch till the end. The PR team is already stressed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Amruta Khanvilkar for a conversation that happily refuses to stay on topic. They jump from MTV nostalgia and middle-class beginnings to auditions, Marathi cinema, action roles, and how careers are really built, messy, slow, and slightly chaotic. It’s candid, funny, and completely off-script, with detours into pop culture, changing times, and stories that don’t come with neat endings. If you’re looking for polish, this isn’t it.If you enjoy honest chaos and real talk, welcome home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with non-fiction storyteller Balram Vishwakarma and promptly loses control of the conversation. They jump from Bollywood name lore and growing up in a Mumbai slum to ADHD careers, therapy schedules, Zomato-level logistics, traffic rage, and why Mumbai infrastructure feels personally hostile. It’s chaotic, honest, slightly unhinged, and makes absolutely no effort to stay on track which is exactly the point. If you’re looking for balance, nuance, or polite conversation, this is not it. If you enjoy chaos, questionable takes, and laughing at things you probably shouldn’t, welcome home.  And to our regular listeners, welcome back home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

British filmmaker and writer Patrick Graham joins Cyrus Says for an unfiltered conversation about building a career in Indian film and OTT. Patrick talks about moving to India with no connections, studying at London Film School, directing ads, and eventually creating some of India’s most talked-about horror series — including Ghoul and Betal for Netflix. He breaks down how OTT platforms changed after early controversies, the impact of censorship, why bold storytelling became risky, and how creative freedom slowly narrowed. The episode also dives into Patrick’s work on true-crime documentaries like Dancing on the Grave and The Dupatta Murders, the ethics of telling real crime stories, criticism vs audience response, and what it’s really like to be a foreign filmmaker working in India. Funny, sharp, and brutally honest, this episode is a behind-the-scenes look at OTT platforms, filmmaking realities, and creative survival in today’s media landscape.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode Cyrus Broacha sits down with chef, author, restaurateur, and all-round force of nature Romy Gill MBE for a conversation that jumps effortlessly from food to culture to absolute nonsense.Romy talks about growing up in a steel-plant town in Bengal in a Punjabi family, navigating identity through food, and why she feels more Bengali than Punjabi. She opens up about opening her restaurant in the UK without investors, facing gender bias from banks, selling her jewelry to fund her dream, and how the BBC showed up just in time.There’s deep food talk, Himalayan cuisine, Kashmiri saffron, game meat, papad politics, and why Indian customers want onions and chillies for free. Romy also breaks down what makes great hospitality, why staff should always come first, and how tips were shared across the entire team from chefs to kitchen porters.Along the way, Cyrus does what he does best: derail the conversation with cricket, Bhojpuri and Bengali impressions, postmen food testing, alcohol debates, and questions no serious interview would ever ask.Expect stories, laughs, strong opinions, and zero structure!If you love food, culture, chaos, and conversations that go everywhere and nowhere at once this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says / Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian and professional chaos-enjoyer Shamik Chakrabarti for a conversation that goes exactly nowhere and everywhere. They talk about KRK firing guns (allegedly), Vande Bharat reels nobody asked for, cancel culture that cancels itself, internet outrage that lasts 48 hours, and why Indians secretly thrive on mess. There are bad opinions, worse jokes, and absolutely no attempt to be responsible. If you’re looking for balance, nuance, or polite conversation this is not it.If you enjoy chaos, questionable takes, and laughing at things you probably shouldn’t welcome home. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this special episode of Cyrus Says, writer and editor Sharmishtha Mukherjee is joined by her father, Air Commodore (Retd.) Bonney Mukherjee, for a conversation that moves effortlessly between nostalgia, history, humour, and survival. The episode begins with Sharmishtha’s book Pudding: The Memory Keepers of Bandra — a loving portrait of a neighbourhood, its people, streets, food, aunties, trees, clubs, churches, and disappearing culture. Together with Cyrus, she reflects on what it means to grow roots, belong to a place, and preserve everyday stories before they vanish. In the second half, her father shares extraordinary first-hand accounts of life as an Indian Air Force fighter pilot, including being shot during the 1971 war, flying combat missions, surviving injuries, and the quiet resilience required to return home and carry on. The conversation also touches on Sharmishtha’s experience as a cancer survivor, family strength, humour as a coping mechanism, and the strange, beautiful ways people endure. Gentle, funny, emotional, and deeply Indian — this is an episode about memory, courage, and the lives behind history.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!This conversation starts with a forgotten Indian entrepreneur who built three empires and ends with Cyrus touching elephant poop. We're not kidding.Author Tejaswini Apte reveals the untold story of her great-grandfather Tatya Sahib, who went from a chawl in Girgaon to a sea-facing Peddar Road mansion by mastering textiles, producing 100+ silent films with Dadasaheb Phalke, and revolutionizing India's sugar industry.Then she casually pulls out a children's book about animal feces with a bookmark made from actual elephant and rhino poop. Chaos ensues!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Writer, actor, improv comedian Shantanu Anam Reddy joins Cyrus Broacha for a completely unhinged episode of Cock & Bull, where nothing stays on topic and everything somehow gets discussed.From growing up Kashmiri-Andhra, studying acting in the US, film school snobbery, AIB days, sketch comedy, improv shows, and why none of it guarantees work — to Bollywood gossip, Kartik Aryan rumours, Dharma controversies, cricket rants, bad box office maths, pollution, badminton, IVF, teddy bears, and the mysterious phenomenon of BubuDudu.There are opinions. There are allegations. There are teddy bears.This episode has no structure, no conclusions, and no regrets — exactly how Cock & Bull should be.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor Sayani Gupta joins Cyrus Says for one of the most candid conversations she’s ever had — about ambition, money, fear, and the cost of choosing yourself. Sayani talks about growing up in Kolkata, secretly moving to Delhi at 18, turning down a fast-track corporate career (including a GM-level role), lying to her bosses to attend film school auditions, and eventually walking away from financial security to study at the Film and Television Institute of India. She opens up about her early films, underpayment, critical acclaim with Margarita With a Straw and Article 15, being featured on Pornhub without consent, navigating success as a woman, loneliness, dating in modern India, and why many women today feel they’ve outgrown the men around them. Funny, uncomfortable, emotional, and brutally honest — this episode goes far beyond filmography into what it actually costs to live life on your own terms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

India’s No.1 singles tennis player Sumit Nagal joins Cyrus Says for a rare, honest conversation about what it actually takes to survive professional tennis.From playing street games in Delhi to training abroad as a teenager, almost quitting the sport at 12 because it was too expensive, winning Junior Wimbledon doubles, breaking into the ATP Top 100, and taking a set off Roger Federer — Sumit walks through every high and low of his journey.He also speaks candidly about the financial reality of tennis, injuries, life on tour, Davis Cup pressure, why most Indian players have to leave the country to succeed, and what needs to change for Indian tennis to grow.With Cyrus adding humour and curiosity, this episode pulls back the curtain on a sport that looks glamorous — but is anything but.⚠️ Language & humour warning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.