PODCAST · comedy
Dabs n Coffee
by Tony
Saving the World - One Podcast at a Time!
Episodes
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The One-Minute Episode!
Tony moved to Washington and tried to record an episode with Lars in Minnesota. We couldn't get a good audio recording so I did my best to mix together an accurate representation of what I think our 1 hour conversation covered in 1 minute. Please enjoy and I will work to improve our dual and...
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Happy Anniversary!
Post multiple-month hiatus, Tony comes roaring back into your ear holes on the 1-year anniversary of the 1st Dabs n Coffee Podcast! I'm solo on this episode and ecstatic to give you cannabis information you can find much more easily and with greater detail and clarity by simply using the…
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Sovereign Ornithophobia
Tony joined Antifa, the Proud Boys AND became a Sovereign Citizen! There's also cannabis, coffee and psychedelics news! Please tell your friends if you like the show and your enemies if you hate it! Thanks for listening. dabsncoffee.com
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Antifart
Tony waxes on COVID, statues, shootings over statues, and COVID spreading amongst people while they are shooting each other over statues. I hope 2020 never ends! Thanks for listening and please tell your friends and enemies! https://dabsncoffee.com/
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Trifecta of Shit
Eric and Tony shroom-hiked, ill-dressed, in the rain, the day before Memorial Day. It sucked. But we did see owlets. Tony's home town, Minneapolis, is on fire, but it's cool, because so is his adopted home, Denver. Eric and Tony discuss their thoughts on mob mentality and how horrific the…
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Midknight Rider
DJ, Eric and Tony discuss their upcoming mushroom-hike, Eric's former obsession with fire, and driving on acid. We also discuss owls and their talons. Thanks for letting us kill some time in your ears. Please check the blog and tell your friends and enemies! dabsncoffee.com
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Decriminalize Ramblin'
Episode 30 has Tony, solo, rambling his 2-month, laid-off, COVID routine (hilariously!) It boils down to learning computer shit and aimlessly driving around the countryside like a psychopath in an attempt to break free the vise-like, confinement one begins to feel when one spends all of ones time...
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Fear and Loathing in Florida
Paul and Tony discuss cheap travel, murder in Florida, and Paul's new business ventures. Tony is learning how to use Wordpress and looking into web design as a vocation. Can dabsncoffee.com compete with westishnews.com? Denver decriminalized Psilocybin May 7, 2020 - let's celebrate the…
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Fistful of Mysophobia (not Mysophilia)
DJ is itchin' to meet his Tinder lady in-person, Eric is jonesin' to hit the road for Louisiana and Tony doesn't know what's goin' on, but he's trainin' for whatever might require a workout montage. COVID is still stealin' headlines and the guys are ready to rebel by takin' heroic amounts of...
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Requiem for a Montage
Tony and DJ are training to out-montage one-another. Tony's facing off with wild animals on the trails and DJ is battling the elements, kayaking the creeks. Cults have bought the nation's real estate as Covid continues to ravage the landscape, Tony fears Dee Snider may attempt another film, DJ...
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Feast to Famine - Asshole to Elbow
DJ and Tony discuss Jessamyn Stanley and her contribution to being obese while getting high and doing yoga. Eric jumps on the call and we get into the important topics of: getting even higher when already high bears fucking in your tent as a child, staring you in the eye, breathing salmon breathe...
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Lords of Discipline
DJ and Tony discuss: Resorts vs the Countries they're in Self-Discipline (you're your own worst enemy and you deserve no mercy!) Hot Women that drink Whiskey We got a Podcast! Somebody call Somebody! Everybody tell Everybody! https://dabsncoffee.com/...
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Laughter is Better Medicine than Skull-Fucking
DJ hurt his back from sitting on his bed and Tony feels like shit for not liking sports. Do we need to be constantly Covid-19'd when we're expelling all our energy trying to be Superior Men and then expelling even more energy trying not to look like we're expelling a bunch of energy in the first...
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Pussy-Repellent
There is a shortage of necessities for "Superior Men" like Pod-casters DJ, Paul and Tony. The Pussy-Repellent has run low, and there are claw marks on the doors... Wait! There's more sophomoric humor that's definitely mixed with sophisticated discussions about current events, issues, and shared...
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Baked in Beirut
Tony and DJ discuss: Labenese Medical Marijuana, Middle Eastern Food, in general, and where can we actually visit? the potential bullshit differences between Indica and Sativa Plus: Is Big Acid going to ruin tripping? If this isn't enough information to make you want to become a regular listener,...
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Tazed and Abused
Happy belated 420! AND Happy belated Bicycle Day! Tony reviews the documentary "Pot Luck". DJ 's become a movie star himself, and gives us some insider scoops on the entertainment industry! Please check out the blog: https://dabsncoffee.com/
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Fairuza Balked!
An intense discussion on the probability of fight outcomes among 80's era Mel Gibson vs Patrick Swayze vs Kurt Russell, and news about how psilocybin ain't just for shrooms no more! 20 Episodes!!! Thanks for listening! Please tell friends and enemies! https://dabsncoffee.com/...
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Bear Mace and Duct Tape
DJ and Tony discuss ideas for weaponized weed, burglary versus robbery, and a superhero we can all identify with. Veterans are dealing with a COVID crisis cannabis conundrum. We discuss the issue as if we know what we're speaking about. Like beer? Like CBD? You should probably listen to this...
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A Clockwork Quarantine
Tony and DJ don their metaphorical scuba gear and dive deep into cannabis news! It seems investors are finally awakening from their slumbers to realize the potential windfall cannabis might have on the sleep aid market. Need weed? Hate physical movement? Have Internet? Then you need be in only…
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Ibogaine Vineyards
Tony flies (metaphorically) solo to bring late breaking, hard-hitting coverage on cannabis-related sports news, medical information and some differences between Colorado medical and recreational marijuana regulations. That last part is, "a comedy firestorm of vomit-inducing laughter" -critic. He...
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Placebo Defect
DJ and Tony discuss decriminalization versus legalization, black-face vs white-face, the lack of knife fights in our lives, more cannabis stock news(!), and a business aimed at saving Colorado specialty coffee roasters. And if you think that's all, you're probably certifiably insane and the only...
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Lost in Castration
Happy belated Easter! It's a foursome today with DJ, Eric, Paul and Tony! The guys decide Heaven's Gate was probably the right religion, the mafia is giving out "loans" to Italian citizens and we're all still obsessed with the saxophone dude from The Lost Boys. If we didn't solve all of your...
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Weed Solo
Tony goes solo on a mini episode to discuss crazy people wandering his neighborhood, disinfecting weed packaging, free coffee and donuts for healthcare workers and how you might be a sociopath if you don't smile in the proper manner. This episode is brought to you by Sociopathy. Find more at:...
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Deep Mycelium
The guys discuss the true nature of reality...with jokes! How do psychedelics affect one's perception of reality during and after the trip? Are we simply skin bags of blood, teeth, and organs waging daily battles in the war of life, perpetually struggling for mere scraps as we trudge our pathetic...
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Pot Tarts
DJ and Tony mourn the passing of Charlotte Figi, whose plight helped introduce legions of skeptics and naysayers to the medicinal benefits of cannabis, and saved numerous children from lives of perpetual seizures. Rest in Peace, Charlotte. Yesterday, the guys discussed cannabis in Africa. Today…
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Africannabis
DJ scored a gig and Tony ponders whether his DMT experience was entertainment or spiritual. Africa has caught the cannabis legalization bug! And COVID, unfortunately. They guys discuss why one need be wary of buying cannabis stock right now, how struggling cannabis businesses aren't eligible for...
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Shroom Boom!
Tony has on Paul! Paul worked with DJ, Eric and I before getting canned with the rest of us. Paul is a wealth of knowledge when it comes to cannabis and he wants to spread it! I told him before the show, "But we're supposed to stop the spread!" But the guy was adamant. "Covid, Schmovid!…
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Bark at the Supermoon!
DJ is 33 and he has the hang-over to prove it and Tony is out of concentrate and too scared to go to the dispensary. DJ and Tony discuss how Canada ruined cannabis, how human and pig probably taste similar and apparently tigers can carry COVID. We also discuss the possibly there may be several…
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Happy Birthday DJ!!!
DJ turns 33, making him even more Christ-like than previous! We discuss COVID mask fashion, our feelings on "nice news stories", receiving money for doing nothing, Wrestlemania without an audience, why the Surgeon General is too young, and how did the Governor of Georgia JUST learn what everyone...
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Vagazilled in a World of Cock Rings
It's Friday and Rebecca black is in the news! Eric is back to discuss ingenuitive hang-over cures, the real-world dangers of over-worked sphincters, and practical uses of cock rings. There's some echo but that's good because Eric says important shit and you should hear it twice! We also discuss...
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Boar Head
DJ and Tony discuss porridge, Mr. Coffee, prehistoric birds, high maintenance cavewomen, criteria for trail mix, self-sufficient pets and more! Thanks for listening! Find more at: https://anchor.fm/dabsncoffee https://dabsncoffee.com/ https://www.facebook.com/dabsncoffee
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We came to snuff the Rouxster!
We have Eric(!) (briefly). We also discuss Patrick Bateman, snakes vs legless lizards, real dolls, anti-anxiety weighted condoms, R.I.P. Boyer's Coffee, Neil Young's electronica albums and Bombay hasn't been called Bombay since 1996! Every show is important, but this is show could save your life!...
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Better than Eric's Company
Tony likes his new dab pen. DJ explains how to properly clean a dab rig and how to deal with "resin hands". Tony hurt himself doing hardcore parquor. COVID-19 is striking close to home for DJ. Tony advises not to let your marijuana industry badge expire! We may start a "spite company". Thanks for...
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Bleary eye of the tiger...
DJ freezes his unfinished morning coffee, Obamacare is still confusing, why aren't there vending machines everywhere, Tiger King is an asshole and why are children taught square dancing in gym class? And what's the difference between bombardment and dodge ball? Thanks for listening! Find more at:...
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Essential cannabis!
We receive a listener voicemail from Bombay! Marijuana Dispensaries are “Essential Services” and what the hell are all the ladies that dance naked for money in front of drunken men for dollar bills doing during this crisis? All this and more on today's episode! Thanks for listening! Find more at:...
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Tony and DJ produce, harvest and distribute ear food during the COVID-19 crisis
Dabs n Coffee - Episode 1! DJ and Tony kick off their new series with the important issues during the COVID crisis: Sashes and their relation to the ribbon business N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT!) Italian Food, Crossbows Murphy Beds, Sky Burials Nicolas Cage (and the love for him we can't suppress)...
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