Dad You Should Never Say That!

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Dad You Should Never Say That!

Ever wondered what happens when a dad and his daughter sit down, turn on the mics, and let the conversation flow? Welcome to “Dad, You Should Never Say That!”—the podcast where no topic is off-limits, and no dad joke is too embarrassing.Join us each week as we dive into real-life moments, trending topics, and the hilarious (sometimes cringey) things dads say. Expect plenty of laughs, spontaneous games, and the occasional special guest. We’re unscripted, unfiltered, and always keeping it real—because life’s too short to take seriously.Whether you’re a parent, a kid, or just someone who loves a good story and a lot of laughs, this is the podcast for you. Hit subscribe and come hang out with us—just don’t blame us if you start saying things you probably shouldn’t!

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    Episode 30: That’s What Friends Are For (and Spoons)

    Send us Fan MailIn this end-of-the-school-year episode of DYSNST Ep 30, Micah and Addie kick things off with their usual chaos, catch up on Addie’s week, and celebrate the podcast’s first ever listener message. Addie also shares a big personal update: she and her boyfriend broke up, and she’s been spending more time on Snapchat meeting new people and spreading the word about the show. From there, the episode shifts into a fun reflection on her freshman year of college and the friendships that made it memorable.Addie reads favorite college memories submitted by friends and roommates, including stories about late-night Spoons games, first-week adventures, random dorm hangouts, campus exploring, double dates on Tinder, and unforgettable nights out. Special shoutouts go to friends like Natty, JB, Austin, Chitty, Cade, Rachel, Lacey, Val, Jack, Drake, Rex (well not really REX), and her roommate Nat Nat, whose sweet message about their friendship and shared ER trip adds a heartfelt note to the episode. The conversation is full of inside jokes, roommate stories, and a few wildly funny quotes from the year.To close things out, Addie shares her own favorite memories from the year, including dancing at Rodeo4, meeting Izzy, New Year’s Eve with family and friends, and building a weekly ritual with Micah through the podcast itself. Micah reflects on how meaningful those conversations have become and how the show has helped them stay connected. The episode ends by highlighting the importance of making time for the people who matter most, while also revisiting some of the most ridiculous quotes from the year. Support the show

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    Episode 29: Livin' on a Spare

    Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is pure organized chaos in the best way. We catch up on the end of the school year, summer plans, camp training, birthday ideas, books, concerts, and the usual random side quests that somehow turn into half the conversation. Somewhere between all of that, we also end up talking about flat tires, roadside problem-solving, escape rooms, family plans, and the kind of everyday disaster stories that make for the best podcast material.It’s funny, scattered, and full of the usual mix of tangents, life updates, and questionable decisions — basically, a very accurate snapshot of what happens when we sit down to record. Support the show

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    Episode 28: Gas, Gas Baby

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode of The Dad You Should Never Say That Podcast, Micah and Addie kick things off with a very important conversation about gas prices, then somehow end up in a full-blown debate about college, AP credits, minimum wage, server life, and why some jobs feel way more exhausting than they should. They also talk through the weirdly specific joy of Waffle House, the superiority of certain late-night food spots, and what kind of restaurant each of them would actually want to run.Along the way, they spiral into classic podcast chaos with ideas like shock-collar trivia, birth simulators, Jackbox games that get way too inappropriate, and the ongoing question of whether adults should be trusted to make decisions after a certain number of caffeinated drinks. It’s funny, a little unhinged, and exactly the kind of conversation that proves Micah and Addie should probably never be left unsupervised with a microphone.If you like off-the-rails family banter, food arguments, college rants, and deeply questionable business ideas, this episode is for you. Support the show

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    Episode 27: Hit Me with your Best Riddle

    Send us Fan MailMicah and Addie are back with another episode full of chaos, bad guesses, and way too many riddles. What starts as a simple game quickly turns into a full-on test of logic, patience, and questionable intelligence. Between joking about cats, school stress, campus weirdness, sports, weather warnings, and random life updates, this episode somehow manages to cover everything and nothing at the same time.If you like fast-paced banter, Father-Daughter style roasting, and conversations that spiral in the funniest possible direction, you’re going to love this one. It’s goofy, unfiltered, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d expect from them. Support the show

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    Episode #26: The Slightly Offensive Brigade

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode of Dad, You Should Never Say That, Micah and Addie swap stories from a whirlwind trip filled with travel chaos, a surprise circus performance, vegan food, and a brand-new truck adventure that definitely went off the rails. They brainstorm their future family reunion competition, the SOB Rivalry, complete with an oath, membership perks, and an over-the-top initiation plan. To wrap things up, they dive into a wild “Am I the Asshole” Reddit post, compare Easter basket disappointments, and, as always, keep the conversation funny, chaotic, and very on brand.#DadYouShouldNeverSayThat #Podcast #PodcastClip #FamilyPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelStories #Circus #RedditStories #AmITheAsshole #SiblingEnergy #Easter #RiotandRed #FunnyPodcast Support the show

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    Episode 25: Sweet Home Colorado

    Send us Fan MailIn this lighthearted episode Micah and Addie welcome Addie's roommate and special guest Natalie (Nat-Nat) for lively conversation about college life, roommates, and future plans. They cover how their friendship began via social media, moving in together, balancing classes and work, and plans after graduation (law school and possible real estate careers). The trio play a playful “Who’s Most Likely To…” game, swap funny stories about parties, tattoos, and cultural mishaps, and share practical roommate advice: communicate early, set expectations, and be mature about conflicts. Expect laughs, candid moments, and a warm look at how college friendships form and stick. Support the show

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    Episode 24.5: On the Road Again (Spring Break Edition)

    Send us Fan MailDad-daughter chaos meets candid spring-break catch-up in this breezy mini-episode of Dad You Should Never Say That. Micah and Addie trade hilarious family moments — from tattoo confessions and late-night fajitas to a not-so-quiet trip to see Scream 7 — while serving up practical game-night recs (Jackbox shoutout) and travel day logistics that somehow involve three airports and an off-road rental. They dig into March Madness loyalties (Duke devotion vs. Tech pride), debate bracket seeding logic, and share favorite quick-trip destinations and dream international getaways. The episode closes with a tease: a mystery special guest joins next week (episode 25). Expect improv humor, nostalgic stories, and upbeat father-daughter banter — perfect for listeners who love road-trip tales, sports takes, and unfiltered family fun.#DadYouShouldNeverSayThat #DadDaughterPodcast #SpringBreakStories #MarchMadness #DukeBlueDevils #TexasTech #Scream7Reactions #TravelTales #TattooConfessions #JackboxGames #FamilyBanter #RoadTripLife #PodcastLife #MiniEpisode #MysteryGuest Support the show

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    Episode 24: Sorry, Not Sorry (But We Said It)

    Send us Fan MailEpisode 24 gets delightfully off-track as Red and Riot commiserate over forensic science tests, debate ridiculous dog names, and daydream about podcast sponsors (HelloFresh, Dutch Bros, and yes — Pendejo hats). They plan spring-break shenanigans, play Bible and pop-culture trivia, mock hilariously bad movie descriptions, and flirt with tattoo ideas — all while March Madness brews in the background. Short, messy, and unapologetically funny: points don’t matter, laughs do. Support the show

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    Episode 23 - Lead on Me

    Send us Fan MailMicah and Addie keep it cozy and candid — from pizza preferences and dorm-life logistics to a surprise plan to register Biscuit as an ESA and sneak her into the dorms. Addie shares a memorable forensic science guest lecture, job-hunting frustrations, and why college life feels heavy right now. The heart of the episode dives into leadership: band camp stories, solo & ensemble catastrophes, movement camp, debate and powerlifting experiences, and the mentors who shaped her. Addie explains why relationship-driven leadership — trust, honesty, and being treated like a capable person — matters more than titles or technical skill. Warm, funny, and reflective, this episode mixes small-town banter with big lessons about leading well.Listen for: pizza talk, Biscuit the ESA, underwater recovery stories, marching band memories, and practical leadership takeaways you can use anywhere.Subscribe for more off-the-cuff conversations and next time’s promised (maybe) squirrel mating segment. Support the show

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    Episode 22: We Are Family (But Not Everyone’s Invited)

    Send us Fan MailIn this sideways episode, Micah and Addie bounce from urgent-care chaos (yes, including a surprise butt shot and a “do we have norovirus?” moment) to podcast-ranking bragging rights, campus dust storms, and a quick Olympics-style roundup. Then they go full brainstorm mode and invent the most ridiculous tradition yet: an invite-only, team-draft backyard tournament they’re calling the “Hobo Olympics.” They wrap with a fun round of Wavelength—equal parts messy, wholesome, and hilarious.Follow the show on Instagram—and text us if you want a maybe invite. Drafting starts next year. Support the show

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    Episode 21: All You Need Is Love (and a Snack Cart)

    Send us Fan MailIn episode 21, Micah and Addie riff on everything Valentine’s Day from dorm-room snack carts and college Valentine stories to the chaos of restaurant shifts and awkward public proposals. They trade gift ideas (tailored surprises beat generic flowers), debate matching PJ vibes, and share family quirks, Monopoly Go feuds, and hilarious handwriting confessions. Expect goofy tangents, practical tips for meaningful gifts, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments as they navigate love, food service horror stories, and what really makes Valentine’s Day special.Highlights:What a “snack cart” really is and why it mattersValentine gift advice: thoughtful, tailored choices over clichésTales from working Valentine’s Day in restaurants (proposals, break-ups, and long nights)Matching outfits, mystery toys, and personal anecdotes about family traditionsLight-hearted tangents: Monopoly Go drama, Grandpa, and road-trip snacksPerfect for listeners who want a fun, honest take on love, gifting, and holiday chaos with a side of absurdity. Support the show

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    Episode 20: Bohemian Dad-sody With Liam K

    Send us Fan MailIn episode 20 of Dad You Should Never Say That, Micah and Addie welcome longtime family friend and college student Liam Keller. We cover everything from bingo fundraisers and casino wins to college life, fraternity moments, and Liam’s semester favorite—Business Law. The trio relive their unforgettable Asia trip (Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand)—snake wine, Angkor Wat, rickshaw mishaps, River boat rides, and getting stuck with exotic fruit—plus the bonding that happens on long bus rides. Addie also shares her homicide and forensic science class highlights, and Liam reflects on lessons from college about presence, kindness, and putting in real effort. Follow the show on Instagram and Facebook, and this week’s listener question: honeydew or cantaloupe—what’s your pick? Support the show

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    Episode: 19.5 Spooky Little Thing Called Love

    Send us Fan MailMicah and Addie serve up equal parts cozy chaos and creepy crawls on Dad, You Should Never Say That. In this episode they riff on surprise snowstorms, college life (and messy dorms), and a deep dive into all things paranormal — haunted asylums, poltergeists, cryptids, and the folklore that keeps investigators up at night. Expect goofy banter, practical safety tips (salt, holy water, and common sense), and listener-driven questions. Perfect for road-trip chills, late-night laughs, and anyone who’s ever wondered if a guardian angel could also be your grandma. Support the show

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    Episode 19: Oops... Dad Said It Again

    Send us Fan MailGrab your jelly beans and buckle up — Micah and Addie (aka Red and Riot) bring chaotic campus banter, weird news, pop-culture games, and genuinely unpredictable takes on everything from satellites and solar windows to horror movies and paranormal theories. Equal parts comedy, curiosity, and college-town chaos, each episode blends goofy segments, listener-ready games, and occasional deep dives (coming soon: Christians who believe in the paranormal). Tune in for laughs, awkward hypotheticals, and the kind of offbeat conversations you didn’t know you needed — until now.Why listen:Quick, funny news rundowns and hot takesSilly games and nostalgia-fueled slogan triviaPersonal stories from college life, classes, and late-night anticsUpcoming episodes exploring paranormal beliefs, guests, and morePerfect for: commuters, college students, and anyone who likes their podcasts goofy, candid, and a little bit spooky.Listen, subscribe, and bring a friend — you’ll either laugh or get spooked. Either way, it’s worth it. Support the show

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    Episode 18: A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Fro-Yo

    Send us Fan MailSeason 2 premiere of “Dad You Should Never Say That” — Riot and Red return with messy, hilarious parent-child banter, true-crime curiosity, pop-culture riffs, and real-life moments (New Year shenanigans, holiday scavenger hunts, and cruise plans). Expect casual storytelling, darkly funny true-crime mini-segments (murderer-of-the-month), psychology deep-dives, and plans to go visual on YouTube. Warm, irreverent, and unpredictable — for listeners who like their laughs mixed with a little spine-tinge Support the show

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    Episode 17: It's a Red & Riot Life

    Send us Fan MailDad-level maturity: check. Questionable quotes: double-check. Join Micah and Addie as they wrap Season 1 with holiday chaos, root-canal stories, gingerbread disasters, Sasquatch scares, and the origin story of weird traditions. Expect embarrassing flashbacks, a not-so-silent Santa debate, tamales, and a parental advisory potential. Perfect for anyone who loves family stories, cringe comedy, and hot takes on how to ruin — er, preserve — Christmas traditions Support the show

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    Episode 16: Back From the Dorms

    Send us Fan MailAddie gives a hilarious, no-filter recap of her first semester at Tech — from sociology and Spanish wins to roommate love, dorm chaos, and near-miss Whataburger drama. Micah and Addie brainstorm dream live shows, roast campus life (and each other), and reveal plans for holiday episodes and a few behind-the-scenes changes next season. Equal parts chaos, college survival tips, and dad-and-daughter banter — perfect for anyone who’s lived in a dorm, survived a weird ER visit, or just wants a laugh.Highlights to use in show notes:Addie’s semester wins: all A’s, favorite classes (sociology, history of jazz), and new friendsDorm life: coed building antics, RA drama, and midnight basketballWild moments: ER visit, t-bone accident, and a suspicious Whataburger morningFuture plans: live show dreams, holiday episodes (Christmas + Pre-New Year), and social updatesFollow us on Instagram and your favorite podcast platform, leave a comment if you’d come to a live show, and tell a friend who needs a dorm survival story (or a laugh). Support the show

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    Episode 15: A Red and Riot Thanksgiving with Emily!

    Send us Fan MailThis week, we’re serving up all the Thanksgiving vibes—catching up on life, sharing holiday stories, and welcoming our special guest Emily Fisher (Extra Daughter #2). From favorite foods and family traditions to the chaos and fun that make the season special, it’s a feast of gratitude, laughter, and classic Red & Riot energy.Pull up a chair and join us for good company, great stories, and a little extra holiday cheer! Support the show

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    Episode 14: The Red & Riot Games

    Send us Fan MailThis week, we kick things off with our usual life update before diving into Addie’s news headlines and all the chaos that comes with them. Then it’s game time: we break down our favorite holiday games and wrap things up with a round of “Would You Rather” that goes off the rails in true Red & Riot fashion.Laughs, friendly competition, and a little bit of holiday spirit—welcome to The Red & Riot Games. Support the show

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    Episode 13: Riots Guide to Losing Red in 10 Dates

    Send us Fan MailThis week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. I share some life updates, overshare about my dating life (hi, Red), and walk through actually good questions to ask on a date that aren’t “so what do you do?” or “do you come here often?”Just when things start getting deep and mildly unhinged… a fire alarm goes off. Like, full-volume, mid-thought, universe-says-STOP kind of moment.If you’ve ever stayed out with someone you should’ve retired after Date #2, clammed up during a date or just love a good dating disaster story, this one’s for you. Support the show

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    Episode 12: Law & Order: Red and Riot Unit

    Send us Fan MailThis week, we kick things off with our usual life updates before diving into all things TV. From old favorites to new binge-worthy shows, Red and Riot swap recommendations, hot takes, and maybe a few guilty pleasures. Whether you’re looking for your next series or just want to hear our takes, it’s classic father-daughter banter with plenty of laughs.Tune in, grab the remote, and join the conversation! Support the show

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    Episode 11: Red and the Giant Riot

    Send us Fan MailThis week, we kick things off with our usual catch-up before diving into all things spooky and sweet. From Halloween memories and Día de los Muertos traditions to the art (and mischief) of snagging candy from middle schoolers, Red and Riot keep it real and ridiculous. Expect laughs, stories, and a few tricks and treats along the way.Tune in for festive chaos, family banter, and a sugar rush you won’t want to miss! Support the show

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    Episode 10: School of Slang With Addie K

    Send us Fan MailIn this episode, we break down language and slang from three different generations—comparing what’s cool, what’s cringe, and how words keep changing. Addie shares the story of her recent car wreck (everyone’s okay!), and we welcome our special guest, Addie Keller, for some extra laughs and insight. From wild word debates to real-life moments, it’s classic Red & Riot—unfiltered and unforgettable.Tune in to see which slang stands the test of time, and which ones should probably stay in the past! Support the show

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    Episode 9: The Sound of Red and Riot

    Send us Fan MailThis week, we kick things off with a recap of our latest adventures before diving into all things music. From favorite genres to the artists we can’t stop listening to, we break down what’s on repeat in our playlists right now. Plus, each of us reveals our top 4 or 5 artists at the moment—expect a few surprises, plenty of laughs, and maybe even a new song or two for your own playlist.Tune in for real talk, music debates, and classic Red & Riot banter. Who’s at the top of your playlist these days? Support the show

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    Episode 8: DR. PHOOD

    Send us Fan MailThis week, we’re revealing the stories behind those hilarious (and sometimes questionable) pics you use for your phone contacts. Red shares the wild details of her unexpected trip to the ER, and we wrap things up by ranking our all-time favorite places to eat. From hospital adventures to food debates, it’s classic Red & Riot—unfiltered, unpredictable, and always entertaining. Tune in and get hungry!Follow us on instagram and chime in on your favorites. Someone will win a gift card to grab some grub. Support the show

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    Episode 7: The Red & Riot Code

    Send us Fan MailThis week, things go in a hundred different directions — Red & Riot style. We’re talking Buddy the Elf on Vacation, tattoos, and a dive into some of our favorite conspiracy theories. Expect plenty of laughs, unexpected takes, and the kind of weirdness that only happens when this duo gets talking. Hit play and join the fun! Support the show

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    Episode 6: Red’s "Don’t-Tell-Dad" Day Off

    Send us Fan MailRed opens up about a scary potential trafficking situation and if someone in your party feels red flags, time for everyone to go. She also gets honest about what she actually misses from high school—if anything—and then flips the script by teaching Riot a new game that takes the show off the rails in the best way. Expect laughs, lessons, and a few wild tangents.#BillMurray #TacoBell #Whataburger.Content note: This episode includes a discussion about trafficking. Listener discretion advised. Support the show

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    Episode 5: Gangsta's Paradise

    Send us Fan MailThis week, Addie delivers her take on the latest news headlines before the DYSNST crew dives into pure randomness. We’re also joined by Red’s best friend, the one and only OG NAT, for stories, laughs, and a little friendly chaos. Plus, OG Nat and Riot open up about what it means to be a father figure to your daughters’ friends—boundaries, support, and showing up when it counts. Come for the Randomness, stay for the heart. Support the show

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    Episode 4: Back to School

    Send us Fan MailThis episode’s a mixed bag—in the best way possible! Addie spills all about her week at Texas Tech: the wins, the weirdness, and everything in between. Dad and Addie also pull back the curtain on the real story behind the DYSNST podcast name (spoiler: it’s more than just an inside joke). Plus, expect a healthy dose of unfiltered banter, spontaneous stories, and all the random moments that make this daddy–daughter duo so entertaining. Grab your headphones and join the chaos—you never know where the conversation will go! Support the show

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    Episode 3: Legally Red

    Send us Fan MailThis week, the DYSNST duo is taking on Texas Tech! Addie’s starting her journey as a Red Raider, and nothing is off-limits—from move-in madness to her first taste of college freedom. Hear all about her roommate stories, campus surprises, and the real-life lessons she’s learning (sometimes the hard way). Dad’s got the proud-parent moments and a few classic tips, while Addie keeps it real with her signature wit and honesty. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and a behind-the-scenes look at what it really means to go “Legally Red.” Support the show

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    Episode 2: What Happens in Asia .....

    Send us Fan MailIn our first official episode, Addie takes us on a wild ride through her recent travels in Vietnam, Cambodia, and Thailand. From bustling street markets to ancient temples, she spills the stories you didn’t know you needed—including questionable food choices, unexpected adventures, and a few moments that left Dad speechless. Tune in for laughs, culture shocks, and plenty of father–daughter banter as we find out what really happens in Asia (and what Dad wishes he could un-hear). Grab your headphones—this is one trip you won’t want to miss! Support the show

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    Meet The Podcasters

    Send us Fan MailKick off the adventure with us! In our very first episode, you’ll get to know the dad-daughter duo behind “Dad, You Should Never Say That!” We’re sharing a bit about who we are, why we started this podcast, and what you can expect in the episodes ahead—think laughs, real talk, games, and maybe even a few surprises.Whether you’re here for the dad jokes, the daughter’s eye rolls, or just a fresh take on life and family, you’re in the right place. Tune in and join the fun from the very beginning! Support the show

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Ever wondered what happens when a dad and his daughter sit down, turn on the mics, and let the conversation flow? Welcome to “Dad, You Should Never Say That!”—the podcast where no topic is off-limits, and no dad joke is too embarrassing.Join us each week as we dive into real-life moments, trending topics, and the hilarious (sometimes cringey) things dads say. Expect plenty of laughs, spontaneous games, and the occasional special guest. We’re unscripted, unfiltered, and always keeping it real—because life’s too short to take seriously.Whether you’re a parent, a kid, or just someone who loves a good story and a lot of laughs, this is the podcast for you. Hit subscribe and come hang out with us—just don’t blame us if you start saying things you probably shouldn’t!

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