PODCAST · comedy
Daddio Patio
by Magician Condition
The Daddios are out on the patio. Conversational pioneers. No holds barred.
Episodes
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JAIL 2 - I Don't Know if I'm Clean
Snowed in doing jenkem
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DP130 - I can do the surgery perfectly
We were snowed in, so we decided to do a remote episode. We didn't record during all of 2024, our resolution was to record one episode in 2025. So now we can relax for the rest of the year. Thank God.
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DP129 - Parallelogram
The Sims
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DP128 - Foreskin Bodybag
Kermit the Frog here
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DP127 - Take My Breath Away
Channel 9 Locker Room
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DP126 - Tiny Alien
After a few months we're back. Anyway what would you paint on your pirate ship?
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DP125 - Don't Wake Danny
We closed out 2022 with Daddio Patio's Green Ranger Dan Goedeker. Sleepy hats, Sega Saturn, and Jared Fogle's fat jeans. What does it all mean?
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DP124 - Gravy
Thanks a million for nothin'.
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DP Bonus - P.D.F.A.
We were out in New England with no recording equipment, so we did it the old fashioned way. In the cold New Hampshire rain, we talked about Dunkin Donuts and a few other sociopathic topics. Congrats to our buddy Cobra. We love you. Is this episode listenable? You decide.
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DP123 - Blaberus Giganteus🪳
Is intelligence a winning evolutionary trait? Obviously not, because it took them so long to add a backlight to the Game Boy Color. This week, we're joined by friend and bug expert Chippy. He also brought a giant jungle cockroach and left the lid off of the cage the entire time. Chippy brought…
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DP122 - ☀️ The Circle of Life 🦧
A long drive with a lot to think about, joined this week by our buddy Phil. Enjoy.
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DD#89 - McDAVIS WITH CHEESE
Battle Bots & Botulism.
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DADDIO DUNGEON - #87 Mummy Sandwich
We found this episode in King Tut's tomb and dusted it off for the internet.
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DP121 - Fish Happen 🍣
We really went off the deep end with this one. What's it like to be eaten by a shark? Why are the hammerhead's eyes so far apart? If you give an Amish person a GameBoy Color will they ever go back to churning butter? All this and more.
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DADDIO DUNGEON - #81 - Stone Age Disco Weiner
Another classic dusted off from the archives for your enjoyment.
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DP120 - Medieval Pizziola
Here's an episode where 4 subhumans gather in the morning sun and wish they lived in a simpler time - a time when mana, magic, spells, and dragons were everywhere. Was any of that real, or were people just stupid back then? Was life simple and beautiful, or just s h i t t y ? Anyway it's time we...
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DP119 - Brotherhood
This one ain't for the faint of heart. We're talkin' about boogers, wedgies, nipple twists, and all of the other cruel and unusual punshment that older brothers inflict on their younger brothers. This one was 9 years in the making, Lance's little brother finally joins us to defend himself after…
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DP118 - Guacamole Goalie
Hey remember when we had those snow days? We recorded an episode from the comfort of our homes, but never released it. Now that it's snowing again it seems appropriate. We had dogs growlin and cats howlin but we were still able to talk about some of the classics. Orthodontic scams, Joe Pesci,...
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DADDIO DUNGEON - #68 - Sports & Agreements
This Daddio Patio classic will have you pumped for the big game.
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DP117 - 🥊 ROCKY 2 🥊
What more needs to be said? - All credit where it's due.
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DP 106 - Get Rich or Die Crying
Once again, The Daddios took refuge from 2020 in Andy's basement. They found little comfort, as they were instantly reminded of the house centipede infestation down there in the darkness. They had to talk about the current state of things - masks, the clown dictator, bugs, global pandemic, etc....
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DP 101 ?? -- 💀The Show Must Respawn🔥
Is this an episode? Is it not? Who knows. We do know that the Mummy Ride at Universal Studios is scary. We also know that Stryker was easily the worst Mortal Kombat character. Stryker was the ancestor to Paul Blart. Anyway this episode comes to you from our new spooky basement studio, we are…
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DP 101 ?? -- 💀The Show Must Respawn🔥
Is this an episode? Is it not? Who knows. We do know that the Mummy Ride at Universal Studios is scary. We also know that Stryker was easily the worst Mortal Kombat character. Stryker was the ancestor to Paul Blart. Anyway this episode comes to you from our new spooky basement studio, we are…
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🗣 DP ANNOUNCEMENT 🤯
Andy lays it all out there, bare and shining for the world to see. Lance gives a stranger the Mandible Claw, Dr. Sant chimes in from isolation, Peach draws a line in the sand with your blood, and Collin wears a tux tighter than an Elvis impersonator. WE GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY
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DP100 - Underground Wet Cowboys
If you've never listened to Daddio Patio, don't start now, this is very likely our last episode. We tuned up the band for this one and played all the hits. From public restroom humor, to philosophical questions, to observations about the modern world, to raw and unfiltered honesty, we did it all,...
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DP99 (Part 2) - ✨ Under the Stars ✨
As promised here's part 2 of episode 99. Again, there are a lot of life events covered in this one. Every member of the original cast makes an appearance, along with many of our prized guests and loved ones. Lance goes from boy to man in this very episode! This episode slowly devolves as insanity...
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DP99 (Part 1) - Live Your Gimmick
This time on daddio patio we cut our lives in two pieces. This was our last resort. With our show's hosts scattering in the wind, and life events all the time, we decided to take the show on the road. Whether or not you know us personally, this episode is a montage of a few recent life events.…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
The Daddios are out on the patio. Conversational pioneers. No holds barred.
HOSTED BY
Magician Condition
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The Daddios are out on the patio. Conversational pioneers. No holds barred.
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Daddio Patio is created and hosted by Magician Condition.
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