Dads Take On The World

A happy New Year to all of the Dads (and Moms) out there! Dave and Matt celebrate Christmas and the holiday season in style with a hard to get batch of Kentucky's finest, share a ton of laughs, and look ahead to getting back into the woods in 2026. Two things they love.Two things they hate.Things their wives say (it's a good one, don't miss it!)This week featuring: winter in the sticks, don't bite the hand that plans, those who do not "wave", mr. "hot potato", "babe what the f*** was that!?", and the million dollar age old question we all face when the couch is calling: "to relax? or not to relax?"Get your hands on some bourbon fit for John Wick, and pour yourself a splash over ice. This is episode eight!You Can Text Us Now!

Matt and Dave prepare for the annual hunting trip and get "into the woods" about the laughable and sometimes confounding modern times we live in. This episode bringing you:Two things they love.Two things they hate.Two things that scare them.This week featuring: live music and bird sh*t, the chest pumping rewards of being handy, the travesty of E-everything, and paying $20,000 for literally nothing. Pitch dark and loud silence, and getting yourself into (and hopefully out of) some dicey situations.Crack open an ice cold LECH, prepare to taste... nothing... but if it's cold, it's gold! This is episode seven!You Can Text Us Now!

Hang onto your sauna hats for a wild episode six as Dave and Matt make some bold declarations, stumble into some hilarious uncharted territory and finally crack into "the Tanya beers".Two things they love.Two things they hate.Two things they don't give a sh*t about.This week featuring: the slow burn of a top notch stogie (or maybe an entire unexpected gift box full of Esplendidos?), pushing through the "why the f**k am I doing this" of long distance, unwelcome changes & menu fails, hyper realistic art, the dinner menu (ironically), and the unprecedented "TRIPLE DEUCE".Matt's sister Tanya, and best friend John get yet another special shout out this week as Matt and Dave sip some ice cold, crispy, and "delightful" German Dabs while they tackle the most pressing issues in life... like ways to avoid sanding your nipples off.You Can Text Us Now!

Matt and Dave are back at the helm in the long awaited episode five!Two things they love.Two things they hate....and the highly anticipated "Alright let's do this!"This week featuring: rocking shinny with your boy, absolute reckless gum chewing, the big bucks in bottles, mangling your lip with your own tooth, wannabe Robocops with their decommissioned cruisers, and the moment we've all been waiting for: Matt's first trip to the infamous Banyaaaa.Matt's sister Tanya and best friend John get a special shout out this week as Matt and Dave sip some ice cold, crispy Karlovacko Croatian Lagers and take on life's greatest moments. One crushed can at a time.You Can Text Us Now!

Matt and Dave are back in action with this week's episode after Matt's fun filled trip to the E.R.Two things they love.Two things they hate.Two things they're afraid of!This week featuring: the magic of "happy hour", Indie musician "Jon Bryant" and the grind of rising to the top, Matt tells us all about his "iron man match" with a kidney stone, the sacrilege of scrolling at the playoffs, being chased up the stairs, and the riskiest move a husband can make during "active listening"... the "long blink".Matt's kidneys needed a break from weekly beer reviews this time around but next week you know they'll be double fisting some choice cold ones to make up for it. Put that lemon water on ice friends, give those kidneys a rest and enjoy this week's take on the world.You Can Text Us Now!

This week Matt and Dave find themselves on the same pages for the first and second periods, but things get a little murky in third! Two things they love.Two things they hate.Two things they don't give a sh*t about!This week featuring: the anatomy of the nacho platter, causing beef with seasonings, "please clean my ducks", the classic wife brand set up for failure, the bliss of a boring weekend and "un-motivational quotes"...You might need more than one Hacker Pschorr German lager for this one, so treat yourself fellas. It's time for Dads Take on The World, season two, episode THREE.***Dads Take On The World would like to encourage everyone to check in with those they care about and to always take the mental health of your loved ones seriously. If you find yourself feeling down, reach out to someone who cares about you, keep looking ahead!***You Can Text Us Now!

Your hosts Matt and Dave continue to rock n' roll through the highly anticipated sophomore season with episode two!Two things they love.Two things they hate.Two things they don't give a sh*t about!This week featuring: "making Super bowl Sunday great... again", the magic invincibility of grillin' and chillin', burning those advanced greens, the wet sock experience, setting yourself up for taking heat on the bench, and tossing the clock out the window on those long family drives. Put those green bottles of Moosehead Lager on ice about an hour before you hit the "play button" and keep those socks dry! It's time for Dads Take on The World!You Can Text Us Now!

The season two kickoff is here, baby! Matt and Dave are back in action with the first of ten episodes coming this season.Two things they love.Two things they hate.And the anticipated new "Alright, let's do this!" where your hosts step out of the studio and into a new adventure, sometimes reluctantly. It's going to be hilarious.This week featuring: there's no love like men's league hockey, the deep chill of a Canadian winter, the trials and tribulations of impenetrable packaging, windshield woes, and "What do you see during deer season? Turkeys."Get your stein glass nice and frosty and load it up with an ice cold Bitburger Premium Pilsner. It's time for Dads Take on The World, season "DEUX!"You Can Text Us Now!

In this special season one finale episode, Matt and Dave really get used to being able to "DO WHAT THEY WANT", a couple of cold beers over four segments, and plenty of laughs end season one on a high note.Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things that scare themTwo things their wives sayThis week featuring: the wholesome experience of a Jordan Davis concert and tearing up some trails on a mountain bike, the terror of an accidental phone call, horror movies and "spooky" food, sudden onset diarrhea, every husband's greatest fear; the "must be nice" and some "Dressy. Black. Boots."Season two is in the works with some fresh new ideas, an incoming website, merch and contests! Stay tuned, crack open a delightful Kozel beer from Czechia and "DO WHAT YOU WANT" this is episode TEN! You Can Text Us Now!

It's time for episode nine, and this week Dave and Matt are back in action to discuss some of life's greatest joys.Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things they fear.This week; shifting into gear(s), the old online marketplace "standoff", getting "cheese'd" at dumb packaging, plight of the loose wires, "elevated" stress levels, and the value of dining table wingmen in the high stakes pursuit of... the last cutlet.Pop the top off of an ice cold Modelo Especial, and drop the lazy boy into sport mode.This is Dads Take On The World, episode nine!You Can Text Us Now!

Matt and Dave are back from a beauty cottage family vacation and coming in with chainsaws blazin' for this week's episode. Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things their wives say.This week; cottage is a mindset, green light on the double chainsaws, "nuzzlers"  and zero legroom, broken fingers and fitted sheets, and the age old rhetorical question on every wife's mind: "are you serious babe?"Crack open a Miller Lite (if you have nothing else in the cooler), recline your seat all the way regardless of who is sitting behind you and "nuzzle" in for another round.This is Dads Take On The World, episode eight!You Can Text Us Now!

This week Matt and Dave bring a wide range of topics to the table, and they walk the proverbial tightrope with their new segment "Things My Wife Says"Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things their wives say.This week; discovering the awesomeness of Matt's "Guy Club" days, the unbeatable Heartbreak Kid vs. The Hitman era, "Beaut" Reynolds, dish-organized anarchy, and expert advice for answering the most infamous question that a wife can ask of a husband.Pop open a glacier cold can of Czechvar Lager and enjoy a bonus beer review in the process. It's time for Dads Take On The World, episode seven!You Can Text Us Now!

This week Matt and Dave shake things up with a new spine chilling segment titled "things I'm afraid of" (at 38:45).Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things they are afraid of.This week featuring; that "Traeger life" brutherrr, the post kid-party comedown, being early in spirit but late in person, what the hell is "thriller mouth"? And probably the most unsettling giant spider story of 2024.  Crack open an ice cold can of Detour by Muskoka Brewery and get ready for big laughs (and then subsequently sleeping with the lights on). It's time for Dads Take On The World, episode six!You Can Text Us Now!

Dads Take On The World continues with episode five! This week Matt and Dave beat the odds of the podcast world while they sip a "creamy black milk" and take on some of life's most classic frustrations.Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things they don't give a s*** about.This week featuring; a link between smoky clothes and tuna sandwiches, the "thrill of the hunt", what is it with wives and noise?, the truth behind slow driving, and why net worth can't make you cool.Dads unite, grab yourselves an ice cold Guinness and get your firewood stacked. It's time for Dads Take On The World, episode five!You Can Text Us Now!

Dads Take On The World continues with episode four! This week Matt and Dave sip a brand new-to-market Belgian-style lager while they come to terms with Dave's deplorable popular movie knowledge.Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things they don't give a s*** about.This week featuring; the thrill of catching a "can't make it" text that sets you free, Star Wars and classic movies from back in the day, the "best before" sniff test, and answering the age old question that wreaks havoc on every marriage: "what's for dinner?"Moms and Dads unite, grab yourselves an ice cold Juliet Lager by ONE Brewing Co. and get your pizza order queued up. It's time for Dads Take On The World, episode four!You Can Text Us Now!

Taking On The World continues with episode three, as Dave and Matt take on humanity's arch nemesis: vanity.Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things they don't give a s*** about.This week featuring; the indescribable awesomeness of legendary live music, tales of pure stress in the drive-thru line up, and the topic of the day: fashion trends. This is a call to all of the Dads out there, grab yourself an ice cold Sapporo and get comfortable with some insulated jeans on because it's time for Dads Take On The World, episode three!You Can Text Us Now!

Dave and Matt continue to Take On The World in this week's all out slugfest.Two things they loveTwo things they hateTwo things they don't give a s*** about.This week featuring: The greatest and possibly the most "ridiculous looking sport on Earth", point of sale "extortion" at the coffee shop, getting "the soak" invite, and rollin' in the Vanborghini.  If you're old enough, grab an ice cold Steamwhislte Pilsner and join your boys for another Dads Take On The World. This is episode two!You Can Text Us Now!

Matt and Dave hit the ground running with the first ever episode of Dads Take on The World.  2 things we love. 2 things we hate. 2 things we don't give a s*** about. Featuring;  a particular ice cold beer, impractical fitness, "that guy at the party" and what is it about Taylor Swift??? Crack open an ice cold Pilsner Urquell and join your boys for half an hour of Dad talk 101.You Can Text Us Now!