Episodes
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The Month Of January
The month of January explained
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Quiet Moves, Subtle Shifts
After last week’s pressure cooker, the energy finally eases up. This is a quieter stretch, but not an empty one. The story is still unfolding, just without the universe yelling in all caps. With fewer major aspects in play, this week is about processing what just happened. The dust settles....
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Stress Tests, Endings, and A Point, of No Return
This is not a soft week. This is a stress test. The kind that exposes cracks, forces decisions, and pushes situations past the point of no return. With an unusual pileup of square aspects, the universe isn’t nudging, it’s applying pressure. Foundations are challenged. Storylines collide....
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Plot Twists, Path Splits: Cosmic Trash Fire!
This week is a full blown cosmic trash fire and the Universe is not being subtle about it. Plot twists hit from every direction, paths split, foundations shake, and Mars decides he is done pretending to be civilized. Venus throws her own fit, Mercury blows secrets wide open, and Neptune finally...
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A Fated Choice Changes Everything
This week isn’t easing you in, kids — it’s throwing you straight into a crossroads with the lights on and the universe tapping its foot. Early in the week feels chill enough, but don’t get comfortable because Venus, Pluto, the Sun, and the North Node are about to drag a major storyline to the...
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Goodbye Old Story. Hello New Direction.
Goodbye old story, hello new direction. This week is all about paths shifting, truths coming out, and the universe making it very clear what’s done and what’s about to begin. With Saturn and Mercury both waking up, delays lift and the storyline you’ve been stuck in finally starts to move. Old...
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Destiny’s Big Reset
This week isn’t subtle. Doors you thought were dead swing back open, stalled situations suddenly surge forward, and the past comes knocking with a whole new script. Retrogrades are hitting in full force, fated connections are sparking, and multiple paths all push forward at the same time. It’s...
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Mercury and Mars: Round 2, Ding Ding
This week is a breather, my loves. The energy softens after the chaos we’ve just moved through. The Moon is doing the most on Monday, but overall this is a week to slow down, reset, and let things settle. Jupiter stations retrograde and we see a shift in momentum that could actually work in our...
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Love, Lies & Cosmic Whiplash
This week, the cosmos isn’t pulling any punches. Mars, Pluto, Uranus, and Venus all collide in a wild mashup of truth bombs, emotional shakeups, and fate-level rewrites. Expect shocking reveals, second chances from the past, and a few cosmic slap-in-the-faces before destiny finally drops…
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Oops… Did I Manifest That Again?
This week, the cosmos is serving leftovers — but they’re the kind you might actually want to reheat. Mercury links up with Neptune to bring a blast from the past, and suddenly we’re staring down choices between what was and what could be. Is it a second chance or just déjà vu in disguise? With…
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The Next Two Weeks Ahead
This week, the cosmos is all gas, no brakes. Venus moves into Libra to kick off a wave of balance, realignment, and relationship shifts — but not before she locks horns and shares sparks with Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto. Expect major transformations in love, money, and ambition as Pluto stations...
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The Week of Revelation
This week, the truth comes out. With Mercury diving into Scorpio and squaring Pluto, secrets rise, clarity hits, and the path forward finally snaps into focus. Expect some uncomfortable revelations, but also the breakthroughs you’ve been waiting for. Venus and Jupiter bring a little magic…
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The Price of Transformation
This week the cosmos brings us to a crossroads. The Sun is center stage, revealing truths, breaking silence, and demanding choices. From Neptune’s reality check to Pluto’s toll booth, we’re asked what we’re willing to sacrifice for the change we’ve been craving. Clarity arrives, paths open, but…
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From Chaos to Clarity
This week isn’t following the rules. With aspects hitting in the in-between hours, the days blur together into one long ride of highs, lows, and cosmic curveballs. Venus sparks movement in love, money, and work while Mars and Chiron push doors closed just as new ones creak open. Mercury stirs up...
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The Eclipse Effect: Doors, Detours & Decisions
This week, the cosmos is serving us twists, turns, and a few unexpected plot twists, my babes. 🌙✨ With the North Node eclipse fresh behind us, the energy splits into two paths — one pulling you toward the new chapter you’ve been craving and the other tempting you back toward something familiar....
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Eclipse Roulette: Shaking The Box
This week isn’t about playing it safe — it’s about taking chances. With the North Node eclipse kicking the doors wide open, Saturn stirring old stories, and Uranus flipping the script, the universe is basically daring us to shake the box and see what falls out. Expect plot twists, unexpected...
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Dreams Incoming, Drama Included
This week isn’t just big — it’s cosmic chaos with a side of destiny. 🌑✨ Venus is running the show, teaming up with Uranus, Saturn, and Neptune to blow open doors you didn’t even know existed. Love, money, career… it’s all on the table, and the Universe is dealing wild cards. Eclipse season...
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One Door Opens, Another, Closes
This week the cosmos makes it clear — the page isn’t just waiting to turn, it’s flipping whether we’re ready or not. With Mercury, Mars, the Sun, and Chiron pushing us forward, and Venus and Uranus asking us to finally let go, we step into a brand-new chapter. Endings, beginnings, closure, and...
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The Destiny Venus Promised
This week, Venus takes center stage and locks arms with destiny itself. From powerful turning points in love and money to life-changing offers that can’t be ignored, the universe is opening doors you’ve been waiting years to walk through. Goodbye to the old, hello to the future—are you ready to…
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The Week We Turn the Page
This week, Mars takes center stage—and he’s not playing around. Get ready for a tidal wave of energy as old stories end and new chapters begin. From breaking down outdated structures to lighting the match on radical change, the cosmos is handing you the pen and asking: are you ready to turn the...
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Don’t Romanticize That Dumpster Fire
This week, Venus is the main character — starting with healing hugs and ending with a cosmic slap to the past. As she leaves Gemini and slips into her feels in Cancer, the vibe shifts big time. Mercury retrograde stirs up ghosts of relationships past, Saturn and Neptune come poking around with…
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Shifts, Splits, And Surprises
This week the energy cracks wide open as old stories resurface and new paths demand your attention. Big shifts, bold choices, and cosmic curveballs are on deck. Venus stirs the pot, Pluto spills the tea, and the Sun says feel yourself. Ready or not, the past is knocking — and the future’s…
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Retrogrades, Breakups & Breakthroughs
This week, the skies are doing the most. Mercury turns retrograde and drags the past back into our orbit, Chiron brings a hard emotional hit, and Saturn + Neptune serve a full-on cosmic reality check. Expect surprises, intense endings, and big shifts that feel both overdue and unexpected. Whether...
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Uranus to Gemini: Welcome to the Chaos Era
This week on Daily Astrology, Uranus says “bye” to Taurus and storms into Gemini, kicking off a new 7-year era of pure unpredictability. Markus unpacks what this means for each sign, how it might shake the U.S. (literally), and why September 1st through November 7th is already raising red flags....
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From Sappy to Slutty: Venus Leaves the Bull Behind
This week, Venus links up with chaotic daddy Uranus and then struts out of Taurus like, “I’m done being soft.” Expect big shifts in love, money, and maybe your sanity. Path splits are everywhere, old dreams might creep back in, and let’s just say the energy is going from sappy to slutty real…
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Trust Your Gut… or Maybe Don’t?
This week’s astrology is giving split personality, babes. We start off rough—think shattered dreams, fiery endings, and possibly a dramatic “no” or two. But don’t despair! Come Thursday, the vibes take a hard left turn into ✨fate, fire, and forward motion. New doors fly open, bold moves get made,...
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Plot Twists, Power Plays, and Pluto in the Shadows
Big moves, bold truths, and a plot twist with your name on it. This week, Mercury spills the tea, Neptune rips off the illusion wig, and Pluto stirs the shadows. It’s giving healing, endings, and a cosmic three-way you didn’t see coming. Buckle up, babes — fate just hit ‘send.’
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Planetary Cage Match: The Squares Are Squaring Off
This week, the planets are not playing nice. We’ve got squares on squares on squares, and it’s giving full cosmic cage match energy. Explosive beginnings, tense conversations, fated choices—nothing is off the table. But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos: healing moments and major clarity are woven...
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Forks, Feels, and Fresh Starts
This week’s cosmic energy is serving up a little bit of everything—emotional plot twists, fated decisions, and major fresh start vibes. In Forks, Feels, and Fresh Starts, we break down the planetary drama from June 2nd to June 8th: moody moons, communication chaos, surprise clarity, and a spicy...
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The Past Returns, The Future Awakens.
🌟 Brace Yourselves—This Week is BIG! 🌟 One of the biggest astrological weeks of the year is here, and it’s bringing life-altering shifts! With a second eclipse, Neptune ending a 180-year cycle in Pisces and stepping into Aries, and a wild three-way conjunction between Venus, Mercury, and…
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Retrogrades, Eclipses & Chaos—Oh My!
🚨 Buckle up, babes—this week is WILD. 🚨 We’ve got Mercury stationing retrograde, Venus yapping about the past, a major eclipse shaking the table, and Uranus throwing in some chaotic surprises for good measure. If you thought life was on a straight path—guess again. The energy this week is plot...
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Plot Twists & Destiny Shifts: Mercury’s Cosmic Mic Drop!
Get ready for a week of unexpected news, major shifts, and destiny knocking at your door! With Mercury making power moves alongside Saturn, Uranus, the North Node, and Neptune, life-changing opportunities are unfolding fast. Doors that once felt jammed are finally swinging open, while Venus...
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The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Her Final Song Just Yet
This week the story continues as some pretty major curve balls could be thrown at you. Will you catch them? Or will you let them sail, on by?
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The Things We Only Dared to Dream, Finally Come True
This week the destined story continues to unfold as more doors open and choices, must be made. :)
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7 Astro Bodies Gear Up to Thrust Us Forward
7 astro bodies gear up to thrust us forward and into the next chapter that I’m pretty convinced, is going to become clear either this week or next. What’s happening in the next two weeks is truly a cyclone of positive energy.
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Interesting Parts of The Story, Begin to Unfold!
This week the path splits in many ways allowing you to make some choices on which direction you want to go!
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The Crossroads, is Reached!
This week the energy splits, the paths all become clear and the information comes in about what lies ahead.
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This Week The Next Chapter Begins!
This week my loves Mercury moves to stir the pot and push us into our next chapter!
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Last Episode of 2024!
Your astro buddy is taking a break! The rest of the year ahead is in this episode. Love you all and have a wonderful holiday season and a wonderful New Year. I'll see you in 2025!!! :)
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Venus and Mars, Go To War!
This week Venus and Mars battle it out and who comes out on top...is anyones guess.
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Venus Gives a Kiss, to Destiny.
First half of the week see's Tuesday as the shining day of goodness!
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Venus Shocks Us and Neptune, Unblocks Us.
This week our queen Venus has something up her sleeve! But Neptune comes in with a major unblocking vibe! :)
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The Pieces of the Puzzle Finally Come Together!
Another great and forward moving week my loves with only one major stressed aspect. Pluto will be giving us clues as to what's to come on the road ahead.
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A Week, of Moving Forward.
This week Pluto moves his butt out of Cap and the energy shifts. We have a week pretty much full of only positive major aspects!
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The Shining City, Upon the Hill.
This week we will talk about what Pluto did, how we can each respond and the overall energy, of the week. :)
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Will Pluto...Burn It To The Ground?
This week we talk about the energy of the election as well as a special tarot reading with Presidential predictions!
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The Weeks of Chaos...Arrive.
This week Pluto lites the match as he faces off with Mars, Venus faces off with Jupiter and Mercury, faces off with Uranus. The oppositions are here.
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Special episode: Pluto: Small Planet, Big Drama!
In this special episode we will be chatting candidly about the energy that is currently out there and how to deal with it. But also, how to punch back!
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Destiny is knock, knock, knocking, at your door
This week Venus and the North Node of Fate move to level something up within our lives! Pluto moves to blow the lid off something and Mars and Uranus jump into the mix, to seal the deal baby!
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Things that make ya go hmmmmm
The start of the week is a little crazy my babes but the energy truly, finally, begins to settle later in the week. For now. ;)