Daily Bible Podcast
by Godless Engineer
I am John Gleason. I live in North Alabama with KC, the other admin of GE. I am regularly surrounded by religious non-sense and have to deal with it on a daily basis either in my personal and professional life or online. It's everywhere I have things to say about it.I am Godless and a Professional Engineer. Science, Politics, and Atheism regularly come together and I'm here to stand up to the religious right of the world.Aggressive atheism. Because no one else wants to say "eff off" to the bible bashers.
Episodes
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Moses' Journey To The Promised Land || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 38
What's Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are going over the start of Moses' Journey to the Promised Land. He and the Jews anger God many times in today's podcast alone. So we start off with blowing silver trumpets in different ways to call people to begin to leave, to gather, and…
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Numbering the Israelites Population And Chores || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 36, 37
What's Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are numbering the Israelites again with a military census. After that, God is going to give back all but 273 firstborns of the Jews, which they have to pay 35lbs of silver for. We start with the first Passover after they escaped Egypt. It…
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Levites Shave Their Bodies For God's Pleasure || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 35
What's Up Heathens! Today on the podcast we don't have a lot to talk about, mainly because the bible repeats itself a lot. God has the Levites shaving their bodies for his pleasure. This is after God literally fired Aaron's sons from the priesthood and now God is dictating that the Levites be his...
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God Kills Aaron's Sons After Their Ordination || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 32 - 33 - 34
What's up Heathens! I hope you guys had a safe and happy new year. Today we are talking about God killing Aaron's sons after their ordination. If anything, God loves firing people in the most gruesome of ways. Leading up to that we have a couple days of repetitive stuff but we find out how much...
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Moses Smashes The Ten Commandments || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 31
What's up Heathens! Today on the podcast we are discussing how Moses smashes the Ten Commandments. Aaron screws up and creates an idol for people to worship because they can't deal without him and god for a month. So we start off with God getting mad on the mountain because the people are...
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God Gives Moses The Ten Commandment Tablets || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 30
What's Up Heathens! Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is giving Moses the ritual instructions for ordaining priests, cleansing their sins, and the daily sacrifices to this totally not psychotic blood god. OH! He also gives Moses the first set of Ten Commandment tablets (spoiler: they get…
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How To Build The Ark of the Covenant || GE's Daily Podcast, Day 29
What's Up Heathens! Today we are discussing some really pedantic shit along with the ark of the covenant. God is really specific about how he likes shit to be made... like lampshades. So today we are starting out with laying down the law for tabernacles and lamps. I'm not shitting you. Lamps.…
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Moses Gets The 10 Commandments From God on Mt. Sinai || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 28
Hey, Heathens! Today we have Moses going to Mt. Sinai to get the 10 commandments. God is very protective of this mountain too. So it's been a long time since the flimsy covenant with god. So now god proposes a new covenant because that makes sense. Then the Israelites agree to this covenant that...
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Moses Parts the Red Sea With His Big Thick Staff || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 26
Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, We have Moses using his big thick staff to part the Red Sea to say his people from the imminent threat God concocted to scare them into believing and trust him. Last time we had the Israelites leaving out of Egypt after god slaughtered a bunch of kids. They also...
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Moses Strikes The Rock With His Rod For Water || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 27
Hey, Heathens! Today we are going through Exodus and continuing our journey with Moses. This is the part where they are apparently wondering around for like 40 years, which has the proto-Jewish people pissed off. Moses leads them to the desert of Shure where they had been 3 days without water. Of...
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Moses Parts the Red Sea With His Big Thick Staff || Daily Bible Podcast, Day 26
Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, We have Moses using his big thick staff to part the Red Sea to say his people from the imminent threat God concocted to scare them into believing and trust him. Last time we had the Israelites leaving out of Egypt after god slaughtered a bunch of kids. They also...
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The Bible Parable of Moses Begins To End || Daily Bible Podcast, Day 25
Today on the podcast we are talking about the jews leaving out from Egypt, painting their doors with blood, and robbing the Egyptian people before they bounce. Last time we left off right as god was about to turn into a real gangsta and kill all the first born. We pick back up at that point and...
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THE LOCUSTS ARE COMING!!!! || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 24
Today we have the rest of the Egyptian plagues. First we have dead animals, but obviously, not all the animals except the Bible says all the animals. it's a little confusing. So the animals, but not all of them, are dead. Next is the Boils. Moses throws dust up in the air and everyone gets boils...
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Exodus: Plagues On The Egyptians || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 23
Today we have Moses causing the Plagues on the Egyptians. We are covering Exodus 5-8 and it's only half of the plagues. Basically, Moses turns his one-eyed trouser snake into a rod and back again. I think... So we have Moses coming to Pharoah, which God has already hardened his heart btw, and...
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Moses Is Really Just Sargon Of Akkad But Jewish || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 22
Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are tackling Exodus with Moses' birth and hallucination experience. Basically, it's a Jewish version of Sargon of Akkad. So Moses is caught up in a mass killing of little kids ordered by the pharaoh. Does this sound familiar at all? This is the exact same shit...
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Jacob and Joseph Dies, 12 Tribes Are Born || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 21
So first up today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we have Jacob dying and naming the 12 tribes of Isreal and Joseph dies as well rounding out genesis. Jacob is dying and he gathers his sons around him. He basically steals two of Joseph's sons from him and says they will have tribes as well. I mean...
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How the Jews Became Enslaved to the Egyptians || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 20
In today's episode, We find out how the Jews were enslaved by the Egyptians. Actually, it's more like severe buyers remorse. They proposed the deal, don't bitch about it because you didn't think about it all the way through. We start out where we left off and that is Joseph calling for his father...
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Debunked: Radiocarbon Dating Requires Faith || Anti-Evolution Debunked
Today we are Debunking the idea that Radiocarbon dating requires faith. Genesis Apologetics is getting really disingenuous about this. First, they try to say that the decay rates change over time. They present a strawman argument that labels the different levels of radiocarbons in the atmosphere…
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Hyperianism Is A New Mystery Religion || MorgueOfficial Exposed
So MorgueOfficial is pushing a new mystery religion known as Hyperianism. Hyperianism is a new mystery religion that is becoming popular. Hyperianism is a pseudoscience filled word salad of a religion. There are a few requirements for it to be called a mystery religion. One is that only those...
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Why Christianity Is True Or The Right Religion || Benjamin Rice Disucssion Pt. 2
Today we talk to Ben about why he presupposes God's existence and why he thinks Christianity is True. It boils down to the idea that the Bible says that everyone has been shown that God exists by God so there is no point in showing evidence. He thinks Christianity is true because "every world...
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How Genetically Modified Skeptic Became An Atheist || Godless Engineer Interview
Today we are talking with Drew from the Genetically Modified Skeptic Channel on how he became an atheist. He takes through his journey from being a fundamental Christian to a genetically modified skeptic. Drew started out as a fundamentalist Christian. He believed in the 6000-year-old earth and...
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How Do Atheists Account For Morality || Benjamin Rice Discussion, Part 1
Benjamin Rice asks me how atheists account for morality in Part 1 of our discussion on God. This is Ben's first question and we spend 40 minutes discussing it because he doesn't like my answer. It boils down to the fact that Ben doesn't like my answer. He's wanting to know where morality can into...
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Joseph Punks His Brothers In Egypt || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 19
So today we are continuing the story of Joseph in Egypt except today's episode is basically an episode of Punk'd. He pulls a fast one on his brothers and basically makes them crap themselves in fear because they sold him into slavery. Last time we left off with the brothers making the trip to...
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In Egypt, Joseph Becomes A House Jew 3 Times || Daily Bible Podcast, Day 18
Today on the podcast we discuss Joseph in Egypt and how he becomes a house jew 3 times. Some woman tries to violate him and we end on his brothers starting to travel to Egypt. So first Joseph is being solid to the head guard guy in Egypt. He was put in charge of the entire place because God was...
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Joseph Sold Into Slavery, Judah Impregnates Daughter-In-Law || GE Daily Bible Podcast , Day 16 & 17
Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Joseph gets sold into slavery and Judah accidentally impregnates his own daughter-in-law when she is mistaken for a prostitute. So first we blow through Esau and his descendants because who cares about Chewbacca's line. Then we get to Judah and his sons. Joseph…
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The Perilous Story of Dinah, Jacobs Daughter || GE's Daily Bible Podcast Day 15
Today we tell the tale of the perilous story of Dinah, Jacob's daughter. Dinah was just minding her own business when out of nowhere this asshole named Shechem who lived in Shechem. They were not original people at all. She was violated and then he creepily started to pillow talk her like he…
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Jacob tells Laban "Bye Felicia" || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 14
So today on the Daily Bible we have Jacob telling Laban "Bye Felicia." Jacob leaves laban in the middle of the night with his 4 wives, 13 children, and everyone else that is part of his household. I'm not sure how you leave quietly in the middle of the night with 13 children from 4 women but...
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Jacob's Cousin-Sister Wives, next on Springer || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 13
Today on the show we discuss the complexities of indentured servitude and what it's like to get paid with the wrong woman. Jacob doesn't just get one woman but four. So we start off with Jacob working for his uncle to get Rachel. Because this is the Bible, it's cool cause women are property yo.…
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Isaac and Becky repeat Abraham and Sarah's life || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 11
Welcome Heathens! We are back on with the Daily Bible Podcast. We had to take a couple weeks there because I was on a business trip but now I'm back and ready to get to work. Today on the Podcast, we have a tale of two white trash men living it up in the trailer park in the middle east. The first...
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Selecting Isaac's wife, Rebekah || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 10
So today we are dealing with Genesis 24. In Genesis 24, we are selecting a suitable wife for Isaac. You know, the non-bastard son of Abraham. Well after Sarah dies, Abraham then decides to get his son a wife, because why would he find himself a wife, that's ridiculous. So Abraham sends his…
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The Punking Of Isaac || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 9
Today on the Daily Bible Podcast we are covering the part where Isaac gets punk'd by Abraham. In an act of what can only be called stupidity, Abraham listens to the voices in his head and tries to sacrifice his only son. Well not his only son, remember he has that one bastard, but still it's his...
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Abimelech and The Birth of Isaac || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 8
So in this episode, we deal with Abimelech and the Birth of Isaac. Abimelech asks for Sarah to join him as his wife. Of course, Abraham has her just say that she is his sister (which isn't a lie). God tells Abimelech that he'll kill him if he keeps Sarah. Oh, and God has also closed up all the...
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Why God Destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 7
So today's episode starts out with Abraham getting visited by god. While Abe slaughters a calf God and he makes small talk. After all that killing, God tells Abe that Sarah will bear a child in a year. Sarah laughs and then God gives her the Samuel L. Jackson look like "Bitch, you said what." She...
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Sarai and Hagar, Abraham Circumcision || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 6
So today we have a lot to talk about. First up is how hypocritical Sarai is with Hagar. First, she gives Hagar to Abram as a consolation prize because she's barren as fuck and God is slower than a fat guy on a scooter. So Abram conceives a child with Hagar and that pisses Sarai because she's a...
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Abram Dishonors Himself in Egypt || Daily Bible Podcast, Day 5
Today in the Daily Bible, we are looking at how Abram dishonors himself. Normally when we are talking about dishonoring people Asia is involved but this time it's Egypt. So we have Abram and Sarai are traveling through Egypt and like the good cuck that he is Abram allows Pharoh to take Sarai as a...
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Descendants and The Tower of Babel || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 4
Today we are looking into the Descendants of Shem, Ham, and Jerry. Abraham descends from the line of Shem and Ham's descendants are the Canaanites. They give themselves weird names and I really don't know how they kept them straight. These descendants include Kush and his son Nimrod. I have a lot...
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Science of Noah's Ark and The Flood || GE's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 3
So today we tackle Noah and the Flood. We find out a lot of things like "How much does a fuck-ton weigh?" It's amazing how few questions religious people actually ask while reading the bible. First, we cover why exactly god needed to be all genocidal and how it was really dumb for him to lament...
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Adam and Eve's Alternative Facts || Daily Bible Podcast, Day 2
Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are looking at the alternative facts of Adam and Eve and their children. We start at Adam and Eve post fruit snack and we investigate why people lived as long as they did, where did they find women to fuck, and who these women were. Turns out they just fucked...
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In the Beginning ... || Daily Bible Podcast, Day 1
Here is the new Podcast by Godless Engineer and Kaitlyn. We are going to be going through a 365 Day Bible Plan in this awesome book. Well, "awesome" book. The first day is creation, which generates a lot of different questions from both KC and me. From there we discover that God goatse'd light…
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About this show
I am John Gleason. I live in North Alabama with KC, the other admin of GE. I am regularly surrounded by religious non-sense and have to deal with it on a daily basis either in my personal and professional life or online. It's everywhere I have things to say about it.I am Godless and a Professional Engineer. Science, Politics, and Atheism regularly come together and I'm here to stand up to the religious right of the world.Aggressive atheism. Because no one else wants to say "eff off" to the bible bashers.
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