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Damaged Ones Podcast
by Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland
Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you're offended... not their problem! NEW EPISODE EVERY MONDAY MORNING!!!!!
Episodes
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Episode 90: The Great NIGHTMARE Lodge
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On the latest episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia talks on another recent murder at the Great Wolf Lodge in PA, a woman named Metallica Rose Harrison takes the lives of her…
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Episode 89: Take Me Out to the BALL GAME!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah are taking a small break from the craziness that's been going on with kids' lives being taken by their mothers.…
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Episode 88: Cornell 7: Both Sides EXPLAINED
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, the ultimate SH*T SHOW has begun once again, this time, involving a young woman aka, Jane Doe, who was "allegedly" sexually assaulted by seven men...
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Episode 87: The PASTOR?! ... The Pastor...
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, once again, we tackle on how dangerous a lot of these "influencers" are in the positions of higher power. As of recent, Looksmaxxing’ influencer...
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Episode 86: Welp... SH*T HAPPENS!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah are taking a break from the Lindsay Clancy trial, and focusing on a HYROX Athlete Joanna Wietrzyk, defecting herself in...
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Episode 85: We are Living with DEMONS!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, we first pay our respects to the victims of 9/11. 25 years ago, over 3000 people died at the World Trade Center in NYC. May they continue to rest…
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Episode 84: A MISTRIAL?! AYFKM?!!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, the Lindsay Clancy case has been declared a Mistrial. From the recent reports, it has ruled 11-1 on the jury which signifies a hung jury. Because…
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Episode 83: The Lindsay Clancy FLOODGATE... It's Worse Than You Think...
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia is riding solo tonight as he discusses the update of the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the [lack of] verdict that has recently occurred. As...
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Episode 82: We Do Not SUPPORT Lindsay Clancy!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and co-host Sarah are both pissed!!! Pissed about the women that are supporting Lindsay Clancy, the woman that have murdered her 3...
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Episode 81: The Surrogacy NIGHTMARE
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & co-host Sarah looks past the headlines and into the messy moral questions behind this surrogacy battle. As Sarah discusses the latest...
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Episode 80: So...What's the W for WNBA Again?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, once again, controversy is all over town, this time for the WNBA. Commissioner Cathy Engelbert now must have a meeting to determine what a "woman"…
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Episode 79: We Are OUTRAGED | AITA
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia came across a video that truly has infuriated him where a couple was smoking a blunt, and has given their 1-2 year old infant baby the...
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Episode 78: The Odyssey & Transgender CONTROVERSY
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia and co-host Sarah once again goes into controversial territory, This time involving the Odyssey movie, directed by Christopher Nolan…
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Episode 77: Su*c*dal Empathy DISCUSSED
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland are finally on video & audio. First and foremost, as Mike Garcia talks on the return of Conor McGregor and the botched...
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Episode 76: Animal NEGLECT & UNVALUED Friends
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Today on this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland celebrate the milestone of 1000 downloads!!! In response, they decide to go full rant mode. First, Mike talks on...
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Episode 75: Empire State DAREDEVILS & Sweet Cakes DRAMA
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! HAPPY 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND!!! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland talk more on what's going on in the Damaged world! First and foremost, Playstation has...
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Episode 74: The NY Knick TRASH Woman | Mandatory Paternity Tests
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, it is a short one today, as Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland reflect on the stupid decision of the NY Knick Lady, Angie Baez, who is a DEI Executive…
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Episode 73: COMMON SENSE for Karens
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Sarah Altland takes a different turn in delivering what is on her mind when it comes to the current divorce of Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo. Speaking...
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Episode 72: Karmelo Anthony Guilty | RISE ABOVE HATE
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, both Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland are outraged over the reactions that people are showing towards the Karmelo Anthony Trial. It has been declared by...
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Episode 71: Sarah's Aftermath | Influencers' Abortion | Karmelo Anthony Trial
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, so much to unravel on the show. As Sarah Altland returns for being away, she goes into a deeper dive on the aftermath of her recent breakup. What…
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Episode 70: GHETTO Fatigue is a Real Thing...
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Today on this episode of the Damaged Ones, it is just Mike Garcia solo today as he talks on a topic that he has been born. The problems of the Ghetto lifestyle, as more and more people are...
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Episode 69: The Boys DROPPED the Ball
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland got bones to pick with people in power. First, in Sarah's segment, Mike Johnson of Congress is upset that he and his...
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Episode 68: Chud the Builder... The Ultimate FAFO
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland talk on the biggest recent news in the influencer world as rage-baiting live-streamer, Chud the Builder (Dalton…
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Episode 67: It's all About...Finding Peace
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, it is a heartbreaking episode to say the least, as both Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland pours out their heart and soul of what they've both been…
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Episode 66: Go Ahead and CHEAT!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland are now swinging for the fences, daring people who love to cheat, to just do it! After the news of Megan Thee…
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Episode 65: LIFE IN PRISON!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland once again goes balls deep in perspective of what's going on in the Damaged World today. From the tragic passing of a…
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Episode 64: F**K These Celebrities & Influencers!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode on the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland goes Balls to the Wall as they call out the stupidity and narcism of these celebrities & influencers that are...
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Episode 63: BURN IT ALL DOWN why don't cha?!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On today's episode of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland talks on the stupidest choice made from Chamel Abdulkarim, who decided it would be a good idea to commit arson at an...
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Episode 62: Drink the D1CK, EAT the P1SS!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this Easter weekend of the Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia & Sarah Atland does a Free-For-All, an episode where randomness knows no bounds! Everything from people doing regular mundane...
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Episode 61: DV Behind Closed Doors | Noelia Castillo SU1C1DE case
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Today is another uncomfortable episode in the Damaged Ones Podcast, as Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland get down to the nitty gritty. First, Mike focuses on the aftermath of Taylor Frankie Paul and...
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Episode 60: Taylor Frankie Paul & The Bachelorette CANCELLED
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland get into some uncomfortable territory — the kind people don’t always want to talk about, but probably should. We dive into the...
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Episode 59: Let's Talk SCREAM 7
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! This week on The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland do something a little different for Friday the 13th weekend… they dive headfirst into the chaos surrounding the reviews of...
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Episode 58: FORCED Tipping & the Burger WARS
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland dive into one of the most quietly frustrating parts of modern dining: forced tipping. Let’s be clear — we’re not...
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Episode 57: Bonnie Blue now Pregnant?! CONSEQUENCES & Influencer Chaos
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! This week on Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland are diving straight into the chaos. We’re talking about Bonnie Blue reportedly sleeping with over 1,000 men in 24 hours — plus another...
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Episode 56: Generative AI & Weaponized INCOMPETENCE
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland dive headfirst into two modern plagues: generative AI hysteria… and people weaponizing incompetence. Mike is fired up over…
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Episode 55: From Marrying AI to SEX Robots — Where’s the Line?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Damaged Ones is back — and we’re not playing it safe. Mike Garcia and Sarah Altand dive headfirst into the uncomfortable corners of modern culture — from people forming intimate relationships...
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Episode 54: Billie Eilish & the EPSTEIN Files...
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland get into why celebrities need to stop using their platform to lecture people on politics — and why it always comes with...
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Episode 53: Amazon, AI Layoffs, and Why HUMANS Still Matter
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia is fighting through a brutal cold while he and Sarah Altand jump back into the AI conversation — this time reacting to reports that...
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Episode 52: Money, Mice, & FIRE!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Sarah Altland opens up about dealing with a full-on mice infestation in her home — and how small household problems can spiral fast if you don’t...
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Episode 51: Stranger Things: VICTIMS of Their Own Success?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland reflect on the Stranger Thingsdocumentary now streaming on Netflix — and walk away with more empathy than expected....
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Episode 50: Stranger Things Season 5... Get F**KED!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! This week on The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland go all in on Stranger Things Season 5 — and nothing is off-limits. From a finale that left us cold to gaping plot holes, a...
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Episode 49: What SCARED You? What HUMBLED You? What REWARDED You?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! As 2025 comes to a close, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland take a moment to slow down and reflect. In this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, we answer three simple—but heavy—questions: What...
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Episode 48: The UNREALISM of Jake Paul vs Anthony Joshua
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altand tear into the spectacle-first era of entertainment and combat sports—starting with the pre-fight hype around Jake Paul vs....
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Episode 47: Sherrone Moore SCANDAL: Power, Cheating, Narcissism & Accountability
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! In this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland dive into the recent Sherrone Moore scandal—not just the headlines, but what it reveals about power, temptation, and human...
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Episode 46: Understanding FINANCIAL Abuse
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! On this episode of The Damaged Ones, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland unpack the rarely discussed — but widely experienced — reality of financial abuse. Whether it comes from a spouse, a partner...
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Episode 45: HAPPY Belated Thanksgiving | A Free For ALL
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! This week on The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altland pull up a seat at the post-Thanksgiving leftovers table and dive into a belated holiday catch-up full of laughs, and random...
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Episode 44: Something Is SERIOUSLY Wrong With the Wicked Cast
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Something is seriously off with the Wicked cast right now — from their shockingly unhealthy appearances to the awkward, forced, borderline interviews that feel anything but genuine. In this...
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Episode 43: AITA, AI Madness & NYC Would You Rather?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! The Damaged Ones are back with another wild “Am I The Asshole?” segment — and this week, we’re diving deep. From narcissistic parents to the long-lasting impact of bullying, we break down the...
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Episode 42: Can Men & Women be PLATONIC Friends?
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! We’re diving headfirst into the rabbit hole on this one! 🕳️ Mike & Sarah tackle the age-old question: Can men and women really be just friends? Spoiler — yes… but only if both sides are…
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Episode 41: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! Happy Halloween to all you Damaged listeners!!! Here we are talking our experiences from our trip and mini vacation of Texas. Everything from our moments at the Junkyard Haunted Attraction at...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you're offended... not their problem!
NEW EPISODE EVERY MONDAY MORNING!!!!!
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Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland
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Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT...
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