PODCAST · comedy
Dancing Bear Variety Hour
by Ross, Wilson & Garland
A sketch comedy show falling somewhere on the spectrum of self-satisfied references to Camus punctuated by fart jokes. Featuring the science-fiction anthology, The Adventures of the USS Carpathia in Outer Space.
Episodes
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#114: Carpathia Ep. 7, “Space Files of a Private Dick”
…or “When I’m Gone Perry Me Deep” A shadowy hacker has crashed the Carpathia’s computer and James Perry, private detective is on the case! Trading his pilot’s cap for a weatherbeaten fedora, Perry prods the ship’s seamy underbelly in pursuit[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#113: Sketches, Vol 6
Ever ask what rap would be like if the lyrics were rewritten to be children’s songs? Of course you have! And we did it! This spiritual episode starts with New God Flow, to new age mental aggression, to the Old[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#112: USS Carpathia Ep. 6, “A.I.’m Not Okay (I Promise)”
…or “With Apologies to Harlan Ellison” After receiving a hail from a planetary supercomputer, the Carpathia makes a stop at the run-down planet Bouniffalia. Eager to partake in alternative shore leave, Lt. Perry sets about building walls for wall-less locals. After[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#111: Sketches, Vol 5
Dancing Bear Variety Hour is on the road this episode, with sketches about Detroit cops, wild boars from Los Angeles, the return of Chopper Claude as a New York tour guide, and the tallest buildings in Topeka, Kansas. 1. RoboDeskCop 2. The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#110: USS Carpathia Ep. 5, “When a Man Loves a Female Member of a Plant-like Alien Species”
…or “The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Menelaeans” The crew enjoys a layover on an orbiting casino, until a rowdy gang of Menelaeans burst in and accuse Derby of kidnapping their captain’s daughter! Determined to stop an ill-advised wedding,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#109: Sketches, Vol 4
A pile of sketches that put familiar characters in unfamiliar situations, beginning with the shadowy union of cult TV and, well, cults. Also, a group of three stooges man a missile silo, a PSA from the new supervillain in town,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#108: USS Carpathia Ep. 4, “A Christmas Peril, Pt 2”
…or “The Greatest LifeDay Ever Told” Winner, Best Special Broadcast – Radio, College Broadcasters Inc 2014 Student Production Awards After returning to the Carpathia, Derby witnesses his crew’s LifeDay celebrations and the hardships caused by his selfishness. Stricken with grief[…]↓ Read the rest...
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#107: USS Carpathia Ep. 4, “A Christmas Peril, Pt 1”
…or “The Greatest LifeDay Ever Told” Winner, Best Special Broadcast – Radio, College Broadcasters Inc 2014 Student Production Awards It’s holiday season aboard the Carpathia, but Captain Derby is in no mood to celebrate. After cancelling LifeDay leaves for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#106: USS Carpathia Ep. 3, “Reunited and it Feels so Awkward”
…or “Homeward Bound and Gagged” The crew of the Carpathia returns to AstroBase HQ in glamorous Colorado Springs. Lt. Perry attempts to reconcile with family, Captain Derby makes time for the night life, and Engineer Chinsky crosses paths with an old Academy classmate. Hard[…]↓ Read the rest of…
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#105: Sketches, Vol. 3
Bringing you the story of a humble wombat turned folk music legend, a celebrity appearance at a local elementary and one sensitive youth’s public radio documentary about life in the Midwest. Plus, the Tallest Building in Topeka Awards and our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry...
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#104: USS Carpathia Ep. 2, “Bazaar Love Triangle”
In the thrilling second installment of our science fiction adventure, a breakdown strands the Carpathia conveniently near a planet with a healthy aerospace industry. Derby and Faye attempt to blend in with local culture to find the parts they need while Lt. Perry and visiting Xenoanthropologist...
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#103: Sketches, Vol. 2
This round of sketches brings you our take on fantasy football, Dorian Gray as a modern scenester because everyone loves Victorian lit references, and a surprising number of broadcast genre spoofs. 1. The Instagram of Dorian Gray, Chapter 1 2. Time to Wake Up Topeka 3. Live Segment: Listener…
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#102: USS Carpathia, Ep. 1 “Ambitious Pilot”
The first-ever episode of The Adventures of the USS Carpathia in Outer Space introduces our intrepid crew as they seek to crack the mystery of Chaz Remmington's disappearance while testing Dr. Tobayashi's fabled "Ambition Drive." In true pilot form, it is almost nothing like subsequent episodes -...
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#101: Sketches, Vol. 1
1. A Muppet Catcher in the Rye 2. Bob Dylan Reading Series 3. Win, Lose or Draw - Radio Edition 4. Radio Adventures with Burt Kazerac! 5. Big Bang Theory Firing Squad 6. Tallest Building in Topeka Awards
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
A sketch comedy show falling somewhere on the spectrum of self-satisfied references to Camus punctuated by fart jokes. Featuring the science-fiction anthology, The Adventures of the USS Carpathia in Outer Space.
HOSTED BY
Ross, Wilson & Garland
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A sketch comedy show falling somewhere on the spectrum of self-satisfied references to Camus punctuated by fart jokes. Featuring the science-fiction anthology, The Adventures of the USS Carpathia in Outer Space.
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