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Dane's Brain

by Dane Allred

Idiot for hire -- village just fired me. daneallred.substack.com

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  1. Sonnet One hundred and fifty-four by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CLIV by William Shakespeare The little Love-god lying once asleep Laid by his side his heart-inflaming brand, Whilst many nymphs that vow'd chaste life to keep Came tripping by; but in her maiden hand The fairest votary took up that fire Which many legions of true...

  2. Sonnet One hundred and fifty-three by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CLIII by William Shakespeare Cupid laid by his brand, and fell asleep: A maid of Dian's this advantage found, And his love-kindling fire did quickly steep In a cold valley-fountain of that ground; Which borrow'd from this holy fire of Love A dateless lively heat…

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  3. Sonnet One hundred and fifty-two by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CLII by William Shakespeare In loving thee thou know'st I am forsworn, But thou art twice forsworn, to me love swearing, In act thy bed-vow broke and new faith torn, In vowing new hate after new love bearing. But why of two oaths' breach do I accuse thee, When I break...

  4. Sonnet One hundred and fifty-one by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CLI by William Shakespeare Love is too young to know what conscience is; Yet who knows not conscience is born of love? Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss, Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove: For, thou betraying me, I do betray My nobler part to my…

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  5. Sonnet One hundred and fifty by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CL by William Shakespeare O, from what power hast thou this powerful might With insufficiency my heart to sway? To make me give the lie to my true sight, And swear that brightness doth not grace the day? Whence hast thou this becoming of things ill, That in the very...

  6. Sonnet One hundred and forty-nine by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXLIX by William Shakespeare Canst thou, O cruel! Say I love thee not, When I against myself with thee partake? Do I not think on thee, when I forgot Am of myself, all tyrant, for thy sake? Who hateth thee that I do call my friend? On whom frown'st thou that I do fawn...

  7. Sonnet One hundred and forty-eight by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXLVIII by William Shakespeare O me, what eyes hath Love put in my head, Which have no correspondence with true sight! Or, if they have, where is my judgment fled, That censures falsely what they see aright? If that be fair whereon my false eyes dote, What means the...

  8. Sonnet One hundred and forty-seven by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXLVII by William Shakespeare My love is as a fever, longing still For that which longer nurseth the disease, Feeding on that which doth preserve the ill, The uncertain sickly appetite to please. My reason, the physician to my love, Angry that his prescriptions are…

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  9. Sonnet One hundred and forty-six by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXLVI by William Shakespeare Poor soul, the centre of my sinful earth, Feeding these rebel powers that thee array; Why dost thou pine within and suffer dearth, Painting thy outward walls so costly gay? Why so large cost, having so short a lease, Dost thou upon thy...

  10. Sonnet One hundred and forty-five by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXLV by William Shakespeare Those lips that Love's own hand did make Breathed forth the sound that said 'I hate' To me that languish'd for her sake; But when she saw my woeful state, Straight in her heart did mercy come, Chiding that tongue that ever sweet Was used in...

  11. Sonnet One hundred and forty-four by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXLIV by William Shakespeare Two loves I have of comfort and despair, Which like two spirits do suggest me still: The better angel is a man right fair, The worser spirit a woman color'd ill. To win me soon to hell, my female evil Tempteth my better angel from my side,...

  12. Sonnet One hundred and forty-three by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXLIII by William Shakespeare Lo! As a careful housewife runs to catch One of her feather'd creatures broke away, Sets down her babe and makes an swift dispatch In pursuit of the thing she would have stay, Whilst her neglected child holds her in chase, Cries to catch...

  13. Sonnet 141 by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CLXI by William Shakespeare In faith, I do not love thee with mine eyes, For they in thee a thousand errors note; But 'tis my heart that loves what they despise, Who in despite of view is pleased to dote; Nor are mine ears with thy tongue's tune delighted, Nor tender...

  14. Sonnet One hundred and forty by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXL by William Shakespeare Be wise as thou art cruel; do not press My tongue-tied patience with too much disdain; Lest sorrow lend me words and words express The manner of my pity-wanting pain. If I might teach thee wit, better it were, Though not to love, yet, love…

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  15. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-nine by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXIX by William Shakespeare O, call not me to justify the wrong That thy unkindness lays upon my heart; Wound me not with thine eye but with thy tongue; Use power with power and slay me not by art. Tell me thou lovest elsewhere, but in my sight, Dear heart, forbear…

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  16. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-eight by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXVIII by William Shakespeare When my love swears that she is made of truth I do believe her, though I know she lies, That she might think me some untutor'd youth, Unlearned in the world's false subtleties. Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young, Although she...

  17. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-six by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXVI by William Shakespeare If thy soul cheque thee that I come so near, Swear to thy blind soul that I was thy 'Will,' And will, thy soul knows, is admitted there; Thus far for love my love-suit, sweet, fulfil. 'Will' will fulfil the treasure of thy love, Ay, fill…

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  18. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-five by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXV by William Shakespeare Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy 'Will,' And 'Will' to boot, and 'Will' in overplus; More than enough am I that vex thee still, To thy sweet will making addition thus. Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious, Not once vouchsafe to...

  19. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-four by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXIV by William Shakespeare So, now I have confess'd that he is thine, And I myself am mortgaged to thy will, Myself I'll forfeit, so that other mine Thou wilt restore, to be my comfort still: But thou wilt not, nor he will not be free, For thou art covetous and he…

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  20. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-three by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXIII by William Shakespeare Beshrew that heart that makes my heart to groan For that deep wound it gives my friend and me! Is't not enough to torture me alone, But slave to slavery my sweet'st friend must be? Me from myself thy cruel eye hath taken, And my next…

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  21. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-two by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXII by William Shakespeare Thine eyes I love, and they, as pitying me, Knowing thy heart torments me with disdain, Have put on black and loving mourners be, Looking with pretty ruth upon my pain. And truly not the morning sun of heaven Better becomes the grey…

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  22. Sonnet One hundred and thirty-one by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXXI by William Shakespeare Thou art as tyrannous, so as thou art, As those whose beauties proudly make them cruel; For well thou know'st to my dear doting heart Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel. Yet, in good faith, some say that thee behold Thy face hath...

  23. Sonnet One hundred and thirty by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXX by William Shakespeare My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask'd, red and white, But no such...

  24. Sonnet One hundred and twenty-nine by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXIX by William Shakespeare The expense of spirit in a waste of shame Is lust in action; and till action, lust Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame, Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust, Enjoy'd no sooner but despised straight, Past reason hunted, and…

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  25. Sonnet One hundred and twenty-eight by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXVIII by William Shakespeare How oft, when thou, my music, music play'st, Upon that blessed wood whose motion sounds With thy sweet fingers, when thou gently sway'st The wiry concord that mine ear confounds, Do I envy those jacks that nimble leap To kiss the tender...

  26. Sonnet One hundred and twenty-seven by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXVII by William Shakespeare In the old age black was not counted fair, Or if it were, it bore not beauty's name; But now is black beauty's successive heir, And beauty slander'd with a b*****d shame: For since each hand hath put on nature's power, Fairing the foul…

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  27. Sonnet One-hundred and twenty-six by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXVI by William Shakespeare O thou, my lovely boy, who in thy power Dost hold Time's fickle glass, his sickle, hour; Who hast by waning grown, and therein show'st Thy lovers withering as thy sweet self grow'st; If Nature, sovereign mistress over...

  28. Sonnet One hundred and twenty-five by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXV by William Shakespeare Were 't aught to me I bore the canopy, With my extern the outward honoring, Or laid great bases for eternity, Which prove more short than waste or ruining? Have I not seen dwellers on form and favor Lose all, and more, by paying too much...

  29. Sonnet One-hundred and twenty-four by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXIV by William Shakespeare If my dear love were but the child of state, It might for Fortune's b*****d be unfather'd As subject to Time's love or to Time's hate, Weeds among weeds, or flowers with flowers gather'd. No, it was builded far from accident; It suffers…

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  30. Sonnet One-hundred and twenty-three by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXIII by William Shakespeare No, Time, thou shalt not boast that I do change: Thy pyramids built up with newer might To me are nothing novel, nothing strange; They are but dressings of a former sight. Our dates are brief, and therefore we admire What thou dost foist...

  31. Sonnet One-hundred and twenty-two by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXII by William Shakespeare Thy gift, thy tables, are within my brain Full character'd with lasting memory, Which shall above that idle rank remain Beyond all date, even to eternity; Or at the least, so long as brain and heart Have faculty by nature to subsist; Till...

  32. Sonnet One hundred and twenty-one by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXXI by William Shakespeare 'Tis better to be vile than vile esteem'd, When not to be receives reproach of being, And the just pleasure lost which is so deem'd Not by our feeling but by others' seeing: For why should others false adulterate eyes Give salutation to my...

  33. Sonnet One-hundred and twenty by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXX by William Shakespeare That you were once unkind befriends me now, And for that sorrow which I then did feel Needs must I under my transgression bow, Unless my nerves were brass or hammer'd steel. For if you were by my unkindness shaken As I by yours, you've…

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  34. Sonnet One-hundred and nineteen by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXIX by William Shakespeare What potions have I drunk of Siren tears, Distill'd from limbecks foul as hell within, Applying fears to hopes and hopes to fears, Still losing when I saw myself to win! What wretched errors hath my heart committed, Whilst it hath thought...

  35. Sonnet One-hundred and seventeen by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXVII by William Shakespeare Accuse me thus: that I have scanted all Wherein I should your great deserts repay, Forgot upon your dearest love to call, Whereto all bonds do tie me day by day; That I have frequent been with unknown minds And given to time your own...

  36. Sonnet One-hundred and sixteen by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXVI by William Shakespeare Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O no! It is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the…

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  37. Sonnet One-hundred and fifteen by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXV by William Shakespeare Those lines that I before have writ do lie, Even those that said I could not love you dearer: Yet then my judgment knew no reason why My most full flame should afterwards burn clearer. But reckoning time, whose million'd accidents Creep in...

  38. Sonnet One-hundred and fourteen by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXIV by William Shakespeare Or whether doth my mind, being crown'd with you, Drink up the monarch's plague, this flattery? Or whether shall I say, mine eye saith true, And that your love taught it this alchemy, To make of monsters and things indigest Such cherubins as...

  39. Sonnet One-hundred and thirteen by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXIII by William Shakespeare Since I left you, mine eye is in my mind; And that which governs me to go about Doth part his function and is partly blind, Seems seeing, but effectually is out; For it no form delivers to the heart Of bird of flower, or shape, which it…

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  40. Sonnet One-hundred and twelve by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXII by William Shakespeare Your love and pity doth the impression fill Which vulgar scandal stamp'd upon my brow; For what care I who calls me well or ill, So you o'er-green my bad, my good allow? You are my all the world, and I must strive To know my shames and...

  41. Sonnet 111 by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CXI by William Shakespeare O, for my sake do you with Fortune chide, The guilty goddess of my harmful deeds, That did not better for my life provide Than public means which public manners breeds. Thence comes it that my name receives a brand, And almost thence my…

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  42. Sonnet One-hundred and ten by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CX by William Shakespeare Alas, 'tis true I have gone here and there And made myself a motley to the view, Gored mine own thoughts, sold cheap what is most dear, Made old offences of affections new; Most true it is that I have look'd on truth Askance and strangely…

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  43. Sonnet One-hundred and Nine by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CIX by William Shakespeare O, never say that I was false of heart, Though absence seem'd my flame to qualify. As easy might I from myself depart As from my soul, which in thy breast doth lie: That is my home of love: if I have ranged, Like him that travels I return...

  44. Sonnet One-hundred and eight by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CVIII by William Shakespeare What's in the brain that ink may character Which hath not figured to thee my true spirit? What's new to speak, what new to register, That may express my love or thy dear merit? Nothing, sweet boy; but yet, like prayers divine, I must, each...

  45. Sonnet One-hundred and Seven by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CVII by William Shakespeare Not mine own fears, nor the prophetic soul Of the wide world dreaming on things to come, Can yet the lease of my true love control, Supposed as forfeit to a confined doom. The mortal moon hath her eclipse endured And the sad augurs mock…

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  46. Sonnet 106 by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CVI by William Shakespeare When in the chronicle of wasted time I see descriptions of the fairest wights, And beauty making beautiful old rhyme In praise of ladies dead and lovely knights, Then, in the blazon of sweet beauty's best, Of hand, of foot, of lip, of eye…

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  47. Sonnet 105 by William Shakspeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CV by William Shakespeare Let not my love be call'd idolatry, Nor my beloved as an idol show, Since all alike my songs and praises be To one, of one, still such, and ever so. Kind is my love today, tomorrow kind, Still constant in a wondrous excellence; Therefore my...

  48. Sonnet 104 by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CIV by William Shakespeare To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eyed, Such seems your beauty still. Three winters cold Have from the forests shook three summers' pride, Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turn'd In…

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  49. Sonnet 103 by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CIII by William Shakespeare Alack, what poverty my Muse brings forth, That having such a scope to show her pride, The argument all bare is of more worth Than when it hath my added praise beside! O, blame me not, if I no more can write! Look in your glass, and there...

  50. Sonnet 102 by William Shakespeare

    literatureoutloud.com Sonnet CII by William Shakespeare My love is strengthen'd, though more weak in seeming; I love not less, though less the show appear: That love is merchandized whose rich esteeming The owner's tongue doth publish everywhere. Our love was new and then but in the spring When I...

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