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Danger Close

by Danger Close

Combat Veteran Humor***WARNING******EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT ******NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED***

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Episodes

  1. Guess who’s back?

    Gas shortage, Keystone Pipeline, Vaccines, Fat people and Hippa

  2. 70. You just fucking wait

    I’m over the damn riots.

  3. 69. Doomsday 2020

    What a crazy time

  4. 68. New podcast

    Just listen Linda

  5. 67. TP Apocalypse Pt. 1 & 2

    Panic buying / Corona Virus / Wash your ass

  6. 66. Runner Zombie Energy

    How not to be a nasty POS

  7. 65. This is gonna hurt

    Just listen

  8. 64. Being a Cheap-ass, Illuminati Doctors and Pottery Class Pt. 1 & 2

    Cheap tools / Harbor Freight / Being Rich/ Illuminati Doctors / Rich Hobbies

  9. 63. Can you see the ear??

    Coby Bryant / Impeachable Bullshit / Creating Angles

  10. 62. Where’s the F#*kin’ Cat?!

    Meditation Fiasco

  11. 61. Getting Jacked with Serena Williams

    Find your inner Tennis Player

  12. 60. Smart Shit

    Meditation and carving new neuropath ways

  13. 59. Hydrate or die

    Getting back in the gym, recovery, diet, hydration and getting your dick bitten off

  14. 58. Loud shit

    Back again

  15. 57. Smoked

    Being dog ass tired

  16. 56. Big Pappa SAS

    Buckle up

  17. 55. Trained Hobo-Assassin

    Welcome back asshole

  18. 54. Walk away

    Interesting

  19. 53. WHOS YOUR DADDAE??!

    Happy Saturday

  20. 52. Minty Fresh Tourettes

    You can’t make this shit up

  21. 51. Pre-GAINZ DAY!! : Got Balls??

    Sack up. Play time is over...

  22. 50. M8B Write-In: One Shot

    Going all out

  23. 49. Zero Dark Shithead

    Texas/ Everyone carries/ Zero Dark head/ federal buildings / Honest moments

  24. 48. M8B Write-In: Gelatinous Ponzi schemes and weird waitresses

    Father’s Day/ Early/ GEL/ Ponzi Schemes/ freak restaurant staff

  25. 47. M8B Write-In: Bury yourself

    Inappropriate gym etiquette

  26. 46. GAINZ-DAY!!: A coming to Jesus meeting pt. 4

    Paying your dues / putting in the roadwork/ stop making excuses/ no one cares

  27. 45. You’re not a good boxer if you’re dead

    Early / Upcoming videos / naturally loud / not getting rich / $3.50 / Hard to be a good boxer when your dead

  28. 44. Into the blaze

    Easing off the booze/ growing up/ setting yourself on fire / Metal AF

  29. 43. Jon Snow, Gopher Turtles, & the attic feat. The Operator

    Game of thrones/ Jon Snow/ Best Friends/ Gopher Turtles / Demons/ What’s in the attic?/ Ghosts and shit

  30. 42. “You wouldn’t be scared??!”

    Videos / Self taught editing/ scared in horror movies / bitches/ runner zombies/ black summer / “You wouldn’t be scared?”

  31. 41. Beta-Bitches and Fuck-Boi’s

    Beta-Males / Chicks don’t dig it / Grow a dick / Beating children / Spare the Rod...

  32. 40. Memorial Day weekend, Insane Work Tempo and Logic

    Get me outta here/ The Fuckening/ incessant mind rape/ Shepherds Pie/ Don’t be a deusche bag/ Joyner Lucas/ Logic/ ISIS

  33. 39. M8B Write-In, Wolverine, SAMCRO, The Fuckening & “I’m just gonna experiment...”

    Charlie Hunam/ New Wolverine / The Rock as Spider-Man/ Salamander Walk/ Run out the clock/ the Fuckening/ Friday/ Drinking your ass off/ Whiney ass females/ sucking at fishing/ Experimental Dishes

  34. 38. “Y Tho??”

    Just answer me why/ Robert Pattinson/ Batman/ Game of Thrones/ Shitty endings/ Y tho

  35. 37. What’s Arabic for “What the f**k?!”

    Slovenia/ Japan/ Bangladesh/ Britain / Australia/ Canada/ Iraq/ spread/ listeners everywhere

  36. 36. Calling a spade, a spade

    Growing up/ quitting your vices/ moving on/ being honest/ calling it like it is

  37. 35. Going Dark (feat Sabretooth) pt. 1, 2, & 3

    Thunder nuts/ Robot dicks/ getting your ass beat/ Green new deal/ Retarded tactics/ Blackwater/ Rangers/ Becoming the weapon

  38. 34. M8B Write-In “I’m about to lose half my listeners...”

    Infanticide/ New Abortion Laws / Self Accountably/ Honest Thoughts/ Those that deal the sentence...

  39. 33. GAINZ-Day! Coming to Jesus meeting pt. 3 & M8B Write-In

    Retards in the gym / Don’t be f**kin’ lazy

  40. 32. M8B Write-In, Lookin’ sharp and sympathy for serial killers

    M8B/ Ramen and hot dogs / Dior Sauvage/ Tailor your shit/ Look sharp/ Smell great/ Ted Bundy/ Cave Man King

  41. 31. Is your kid a psychopath??

    Colorado STEM School Shooting / Is your kid a psychopath??/ warning signs/ common sense/ murderous pieces of s**t / Tools and how you use them/ Detective Pikachu

  42. 30. Diabetic Batman and Fasted Cardio

    Fat shaming / unobtainable body standards/ fat super hero’s/ Simple Biology/ Natural attraction/ Fasted Cardio/ GET OFF THE COUCH YOU FAT TURD

  43. 29. Consensus, feedback and a plan of attack

    Happy Friday/Heading to work/consensus/ feedback and a plan of attack/masks/ making videos/ give a little/ take a little

  44. 28. Outnumbered, Two a days and almost s**ting yourself

    Consensus/ Episode Lengths/ Need feedback/ swimming in a sea of estrogen/ extreme heterosexual overcompensation/ Ass cheek clench walk/ Anal explosion

  45. 27. YouTube spiraling, stupid ways to die and Retard strength

    Feeling sick/Staying up late/Allergies/Making Beats/Stupid ways to die/ retard strength

  46. 26. Superman, Annoying people And Butt-f**king hockey pucks

    Why so serious? / DC vs Marvel / Annoying people / 21 Savage / Free styling / Butt-f**king hockey pucks

  47. 25. Leading a horse to water M8B Write-In feat Rage Machine

    Survivors guilt / feeling lesser than / not measuring up / reaching out / preemptive strikes / swallowing your pride

  48. 24. ....This ain’t it

    Pull up a chair, sit down. There’s a discussion to be had...

  49. 23. Croca-Panthers, Hippa-Dingos and Casso-Raptors

    The Land Down Un-DUH

  50. 22. Forgetting sh**, injuries and getting swole

    Ghost / Trenton House / Backflips / Ripping your arms off / rotator cuffs / lifting/ EAT EAT EAT

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Combat Veteran Humor***WARNING******EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT ******NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED***

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