PODCAST · comedy
Darwin's Deviations
by The House of the Atmospheric Coelenterata
Ever desire to disassociate from humanity? Relate more to frogs, jellyfish, bugs, worms and toxic slime? Are you interested in the obscure, freaky, weird, bizarre and unusual oddities of nature, which are much cooler than us? Then this is the show for you!The biology podcast that scientists, teachers and parents would rather pretend does not exist, as we mock the natural abominations which own this planet, and the people who refuse to realize this! We are a satirical, absurdist, gonzo, troll, parody, comedy show! We twist facts, lie and over-exaggerate! Do NOT believe any LIES we feed you!
Episodes
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We Were Interviewed by Pods Like Us!
Check out our amazing interview by Marv from Pods Like Us Podcast HERE ...or follow his podcast at marvsmooth.podbean.com Support Marv by following him on Instagram @podslikeus or on twitter @podslikeus If you wish to follow Marv through his daily podcast listening, check his Blog Marv’s Midlife...
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Tracing Darwin: A Somber Synchrony
Subscribe to my NEW PODCAST HERE Outro music "Tropical Dawn" obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
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Tracing Owls - OUR NEW PODCAST!!!
Subscribe to out NEW PODCAST HERE On Tracing Owls, we will be covering cryptids, aliens, paranormal phenomena, high strangeness, anomalies, obscurities, natural curiosities and general weirdness, as we attempt to catalogue the overlooked, spotlight the disregarded, and remind that the cosmic...
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Fauxtopsy!
A mysterious cardboard box arrives at the doorstep of an aspiring web sleuth, who soon finds himself entangled in the unexpected absurdity of another dimension. A dimension not only of...sound, it's a podcast, but of (unsound) mind. A journey into an abhorrent wasteland whose boundaries are that...
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19. Vampire Watermelons, with a Side of Garlic Bread
Death, Decay, Murder, Blood, Vampires...and other keywords which will make this episode more visible to the edgelords of the internet! Today we appease the Cosmic Joker and bring you a morbidly absurd April Fools experience! Yes, watermelons can be vampires too, and no, we are not pranking you.…
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18½. Chasing Owls: Bedazzlement of the Cosmic Joker
We have finally reached 1,500 plays!!! As a special treat for achievingly achieving this achievement, we have decided to gracefully make you cringe by doing our very first non-scripted, non-acted episode! I talk about why I have been a lazy bum the past month, expand upon my concepts and theories...
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We HAD to Say It!
What happens when 2 podcasting loudmouths stumble upon each other in hyperspace? Hilarity (and absurdity) ensues! The battle between the ancient and the millennial! The cynical wisdom vs the batshit insanity! The unsuspecting friendly collaborator vs the jackass host who did not disclose his…
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18. Extradimensional Psychological Entities
The Outer Space, Hyperspace and Inner Space collide!!!...as we attempt to redefine reality, searching for the aliens of our own psyche! The cosmos is as vast as the variety of its interpretations! We are all material constituents of the universal clockwork, yet psychological instigators of…
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17. Ompax: Secrets, Lies & Fishy Platypusses
Join us as we twist and over-exaggerate the very true falsehood of a completely fabricated forgery fish which was totally considered a genuinely authentic species…for over 5 decades! What would you do if you were served an atrocious fish of unknown origin? You’d eat it! And you’d pay for it as...
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BIRBER MURD!!!
Help support a new, amazing, awesome indie podcaster! Murder Bird covers true crime cases involving women and girls, BUT...in a very genuine, respectful and objective way! The topic selections are unique, unconventional, lesser-known cases often unexplored by media and podcasters, and usually not...
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YVA presents... Real Human Woman
Originally posted on Instagram: Help us battle toxic masculinity! Give us a Like, a Follow, and help promote the show! BTW...obviously this is a parody/satire post 😂 It is not a political statement... unless it enhances the quality of our show and helps us become very popular without any…
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21. Sadistic Scumbags from Outer Space
MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING!!! In this episode we talk about otters, yes, we’re going there, we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel! So naturally, as it is with otters, expect to be exposed to depraved topics which may include kidnapping, child neglect, male aggression, torture, sadism, sexual…
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The Breakage of Darwin
As a giant THANK YOU to our fans for helping us reach over 900 plays......we're taking a break! Yaaaaay. Bye :) Check out Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere (Official Video), which inspired the last bit! ====================== Intro/Outro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco...
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20. Lux Abyssus: The Insurgence of Flashy
In a world of everlasting darkness, where predators lurk in every dark corner…though all of the surroundings are engulfed in eternal shade…there must rise a savior, an eternal illuminator, a bearer of enlightenment, the gateway to the transcendental gleam…because, the only opposition to the…
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19. Cyclomedusa: Titty of the Sea
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode is PACKED with colorful vocabulary! Most would define these as sexually explicit words, which does not make sense, because these words are referring to organs used for nursing (which are not used for sex!). However, we do use sexually explicit language when referring...
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WTF is Happening!!! Who am I???
Sick of my show??? Desire more respectable, professional, informative quality content??? Then why not check out the Autopsy. Podcast!!! EveryBODY has a final tale...let's just hope the show never covers mine in the near future! You can find Autopsy. Podcast on iTunes:...
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18. Fanged Frog: Dat Bitey Boi
Ever bite into a frog and wonder…can it ever bite back…but then realize you are the host of a survival reality show and consume innocent creatures for the shock and amusement of braindead slobs who never leave their home??? Or maybe you’re just French. Well…these frogs can bite your ass!!!…but…
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17. Voeltzkow's Chameleon: Lost & Found
We bring you our first (and only!) clean, non-explicit episode ever! NO...it is NOT a Christmas episode! Furcifer voeltzkowi are sneaky little guys that are not afraid to... die young :( Actually, their survival depends on it! Join us as we delve into the life of a lizard species which is not...
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Tale of the Guglucanga
Bonus episode!!! Thank you all for helping us reach over 500 listens :) Outro sampled from "Sequence (Mystery and Terror) 3" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez) at pixabay.com Follow, Like, Support Francisco via his facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Francisco-S%C3%A1nchez-205622936184228...
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16. Henbane: Witchy High = Ghostly Die
Dude...I've spent like 10 days creating an awesome intricate 50-minute episode just for you...just listen to it! You really want me to waste another 5 extra minutes writing an episode description? It's about a psychedelic plant, and witches, and there are ghosts and stuff, the episode title says…
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15. Serbian Mothman, Yugoslavian UFOs & Balkan Alien Crap
We get abducted by communist aliens hell-bent on getting us drunk, stinky and carried away in useless conversations on weird Balkan alien nonsense. Along the way we sing, dance, roast a lamb and forget about Erica…until we sober up a bit and remember this is another collaborative train wreck...
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14. Jackalopes, Shope Papillomavirus & Other Horny Bunnies
We get cartoony with imaginary creatures, infectious diseases, and desecrated animal corpses :) Join us as we attempt to profit off of the demise of a sweet little critter, pick on cryptozoologists, taxidermists and....Americans (Oh my! How blasphemous!) and share some useless unscientific and...
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13. Termite Mushroom: Symbiotic Coprophagia
Join the party! We be tripping…over…the complexity of this topic, yes :) We're screwed over by termites again, so heeey... since they're a never-ending source of weirdness, let's talk about them again! Never mind the aggregated colonies of the same species… instead, today we showcase the...
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12. Volvox: Corporate Unification of Systematic Multicellularity
Ever feel the existential dread induced by the realization that you are just another corporate entity from the moment of your inception? Well you should, because you are. ALL OF US ARE! The show gets more philosophical and professional, as today we present you our brand new product: a huge…
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11. Oscillatoria: Slimy Asexual POND Scum
The most asexual episode…that will blow you away with the most F-bombs! Oscillatoria, and all cyanobacteria, are slimy, scummy, invisible…they do not need to be handsome, they are their own partners, and they are EVERYWHERE! You cannot escape them, they will even tear themselves apart in order to...
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10. Emotional Breakdown...also Linhenykus
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode portrays genuine emotions…it is the saddest episode thus far, but also the funniest as well! Linhenykus monodactylus…the one-fingered wonder…if you are looking for a dinosaur which can properly use scissors…you’re at the wrong place :) All this little guy is good for...
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9. Corsican Nuthatch: Le Petit Dinosaure Corse
Join us as we attempt to pander to completely foreign cultures and expertly emulate their language! Sitta whiteheadi is the very frenchily-named, very mainland-France-inhabiting tiny dinosaur who’s hobbies include getting laid…and getting VERY ILLEGALLY shot (a.k.a. formally, scientifically...
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8. Arthropleura: Segments, Poopies and Gigantism
Join us as we attempt to assemble this fragmented monster of an episode! So many legs. So many pop culture references. So many research papers to sift through! We try our best to separate fact from video game, and find ourselves caught in the crossfire between science and media. Our reputation…
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7. Dracula: Monkey-Faced Genitalia
It is finally here, the culmination of spooky season :) HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Join us around the campfire as we discuss scaaaary topics, which may include copyright infringement, weirdly shaped genitalia, underground trafficking of....the disembodied weirdly shaped genitalia, and also.....freaky...
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6. Honduran White Bat: Puffy Tent-Making Bundle of Cuteness!!!
They snuggle together to form a bundle of fluffy cottonballs....they are the bat species Ectophylla alba, and they are out to get you....with fuzzy cuteness!!! Just kidding :) These little guys are shy and hide under leaves. They suffer from daddy issues and wouldn't hurt a fly...well...maybe the...
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5. Beaded Lacewing: Fatal Flatulence
May lethal be thy squeaky :) In this episode, we delve into the wonderful world of bug farts, and pit beaded lacewings (Lomamyia latipennis), mites (Womersia strandtmanni) and termites against each other, in a battle to determine who is the most fartiest, and deadliest, of them all! These silent...
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4. Black Swallower: Suicidal Gluttony
In this episode...we go on a date with a fish (Chiasmodon). She is a petite and flexible lady with giant ambitions and many talents. She can be a bit clingy, but inspires us to write poetry. She also has an eating problem that may lead her to an early grave. Can we save her from these destructive...
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3. Dickinsonia: Buttprint of the Ocean Bottom
The episode's main character is a cholesterol-infused blobby mess that never gets enough exercise. It rather prefers to eat scraps off of the floor and leave butt impressions on the filthy bacteria-infested bed it calls home. It also tries to talk about an interesting prehistoric species, but...
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2. Wolverine Frog: Exit Wounds
Trichobatrachus robustus, a.k.a the Hairy/Horror/Wolverine frog. Described somewhere after the late 1880s. Short and hairy, it prefers to inadvertently stab everyone who hugs it. Powers & Abilities include enhanced senses, animal-like attributes, a regenerative healing factor, retractable bone...
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1. Fish-Scaled Gecko: Skin-Shedding Cringefest
PLEASE SKIP THIS EPISODE!!!...unless you want to experience cringe so bad it will make YOU crawl out of your own skin! But really....this episode is NOT an accurate representation of what the rest of my podcast is like...the only thing it accurately depicts...is how dishonest portrayal of...
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AMAZING TRAILER!!!
The new, amazing, bestest most cool slimy radioactive trailer for the show! Send us suggestions and comments to [email protected] Intro/outro of Trailer sampled from "Atmospheric Tension – a slow, warm lightly tense, mysterious quiz music bed with warm pads and synth arpeggios" from...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ever desire to disassociate from humanity? Relate more to frogs, jellyfish, bugs, worms and toxic slime? Are you interested in the obscure, freaky, weird, bizarre and unusual oddities of nature, which are much cooler than us? Then this is the show for you!The biology podcast that scientists, teachers and parents would rather pretend does not exist, as we mock the natural abominations which own this planet, and the people who refuse to realize this! We are a satirical, absurdist, gonzo, troll, parody, comedy show! We twist facts, lie and over-exaggerate! Do NOT believe any LIES we feed you!
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The House of the Atmospheric Coelenterata
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Ever desire to disassociate from humanity? Relate more to frogs, jellyfish, bugs, worms and toxic slime? Are you interested in the obscure, freaky, weird, bizarre and unusual oddities of nature, which are much cooler than us? Then this is the show for you!The biology podcast that scientists,...
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