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Date Card
by So Below Media
Recapping and discourse about The Bachelor franchise and beyond through a queer, b*tchy, silly goofy lens.Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod Email inquiries to [email protected] Twitter: @datecardpodcastProducer: Jenna VesperArt: Olivia Zakes Green Photography oliviazakesgreen.comMusic: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjamesProud podcast of So Below Media#bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap
Episodes
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Game Of Telephone
Joined by independent filmmaker and actress Tess Higgins to get meta about this week of Bachelor In Paradise! Check out HIM the film at @him_thefilm Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Zakes Green...
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I'm In Love W/ My BIP Host & He Knew & He Still Liked My Meme
Joined by Shannon of @dotherosesalign to break down the true game of this season of Bachelor In Paradise. And we pitch to the producers how they can do next season. Also She tells me what happened on Perfect Match with Clayton Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok...
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Flock It!
Birds of strange feathers must stick together...and recap week 5 of Bachelor In Paradise. To help me make sense of the chaos I'm joined by the fantastic Haley Micole! @HaleyMicole Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Zakes...
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Over my Deaded Body
Jumped on with the lovelies at The Rose Noire podast to talk Paradise, how sassy the Goldens are, and how Dale might have deaded his chances at love and the audiences grace. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Zakes Green...
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2nd Door To The Right
We woke up from our siesta just in time for Bachelor In Paradise week 2!! And this week we get wild rose ceremony drama, immature men, and finally the wait is over: THE GOLDEN'S ARE ON SAND! Co-hosted this week by the lovely Madeline @the_lovegrove Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter...
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Show Gone Wild
After a much NEEDED and frankly required year off, Paradise is back! With a new hair cut, a fresh BBL, and possibly a few veneers. And She said "Mamacita who???" I'm the Papasito of summer beach dating reality shows! Joined by friend of the pod, Jackie @jasburypark, we get into the changes and…
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U-Haul-Timatum
We're not sponsored by Spotify but after this recap of the first chunk of season 2 of the queer ultimatum... I think we should be. Alas - Shannon and I squeeze in one last ounce of pride and dive deep into the saphic mess that this seasob is bringing and ya'll we're obsessed and impressed the…
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Gaggy vs Clatoe
As per the usual off season is getting heated with various maaggaa scandals, podcast tell alls, weird beefs, and guilty plea deals in Texas?? So Shannon and I jumped on to catch up and to attempt some nuance at this DO BETTER moment between former lovers Gabby and Clayton. And tbh I think we…
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Finale Girls Want The Same Thing
And really... much like the party girls - we locked in for this three hour finale. And I'm glad we did cause it was quite the ride. Joined by content creator and indie filmmaker Tess Higgins, all is discussed including the undue negaivity about Grant as a whole, theories about Grant's sisters...
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Weeks Like This Don't Come Around Too Often
At first I wasn't really on the train of oh wow this season is going too toooo fast but now I am a bit like wtf?!? How are we genuinely at seggs weeks and how are these his final two? Thank god Ash and Epiphany bullied me into a threeway episode because omg THINGS NEEDED TO BE DISCUSSED. From the...
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Party Girls Tell All
Party Girls want to tell all. collab with Rose Noire podcast! Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Zakes Green https://www.oliviazakesgreen.com/ Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud...
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Hometown Girls
Hometown Girls want the same thing. They all want to Live. Drink. Love. Hug. And weeks like this don't come around too often. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia Zakes Green https://www.oliviazakesgreen.com/ Music: Jed…
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Secret Mormon w/ Shannon
Oh shit next week is hometowns?! Okay....if you say so. But at this rate i feel like we might as well go for as much chaos as possible? Let's make the women and Grant crumble under the pressure of making a important choice in 30 min. Do you know you have 30 minutes?! 30 minutes???? 30 30 yeah.…
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Waving Red Flags w/ Bachelor Buzz
Pack your passports (if you can even get one now and days ugh) because we're heading abroad with a bunch of beautiful broads and our smiley bachelor, Grant. Thankfully I am joined by Araina and Julia from Bachelor Buzz and together we unpack our bags, the women's baggage, and the 3 different…
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Do You Take Grant Bucks w/ Epiphany
Do you think you can use Grant Bucks to buy eggs? Asking for a friend. But honestly I might need to take out a Grant Loan to afford them anyways. Hopefully my bad Grant Credit Score wont affect my Grantrest. Thank goodness iI asked my financial adviser and friend Epiphany to recap week 3 of…
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Half Court Shot w/ Ash Talks Tea
Week 2 of Grant's season was a slam dunk with all the passes (stealing time) and dribbling (drama). Okay I don't fully understand basketball, but anything that essentially uplifts the WNBA...I am here for. With an assist from friend Ash Talks Tea - we will definitely make it to March Madness.…
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Party Girl w/ Monique
It's the premiere of Grant's season and according to his hot new single Party Girl - nights like this don't come too often. And so of course I had to have my friend Monique from The Rose Noire podcast to talk about Grant's big night and all the (only) 25 sparkling ladies. And also according to...
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All The Pretty Ladies w/ DTRA
The Bachelor is back baby and with that comes another pack of dazzling pediatric nurses and models, all vying for the affections of one Mr. Grant Ellis! Perhaps the most handsome bachelor in the shows 300 years on air?!? With Shannon from Do The Roses Align, we spend our standard 2 hours combing...
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No More Devins w/ Natalie
Devin asked if bach nation was done yet, and to that I say...nope. Because I am back to have a more fluid and deeper convo with a friend of the pod and advocate- Natalie- together we get into what all this mess means for the franchise. Regarding the pattern it has enabled or even sought to…
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GILF NATION w/ DTRA
After a peaceful and boring two week break (lmao) the franchise that cannot fucking quit is back and so is Date Card Pod! And of course I needed Shannon, from Do The Roses Align, on to talk about these old grandpa's with rizz and interesting pasts... Oh and to answer Devin Strader's…
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Justice For Jenn w/ Take This Rose
Almost a week later and there is STILL more to say about Jenn's finale and how the franchise fumbled in all the ways. Joined by Limi from Take This Rose Or Take This L, we try to elaborate on the feelings we're all feeling. And call to account specifically the way the casting and some producers...
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How Did It End w/ Do The Roses Align
Well friends I cannot believe we witnessed what we witnessed but here we are post Jenn's finale. And frankly Shannon and I are horrified, mad, and ready to throw punches. Because...AAL [REDACTED]. No but actually in fact all [redacted]. No seriously all of them. Thank you @dortherosesalign as per...
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The Jenn Tell All w/ Epiphany
I think this show is rotten to the core From all the seasons passed down From all the leads coming before I split the franchise down symmetrical lines And what I find is kinda scary Makes me just wanna drive Thank you to Epiphany from @rosesforeverybody for joining me for this double header of a...
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How Did We Get Here w/ Rose Noire
Truly when we started this season, we would have laughed in your faces if you told us that THIS would be the final 4 taking Jenn home to meet their loved ones. It's wild and I am so excited I got to guest on The Rose Noire Podcast with Jasmine and talk all about it! Thank you again to all the...
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A Fergalicious Love with Bachelor Buzz
This week is (not) sponsored by Wicked out his fall. But it is in collaboration with the ladies at Bachelor Buzz! A wonderful bach podcast newish on the scene and ya'll I had a blast completely devouring this recap with them. We do not shy away from a lot of the topics and dramas on the tips of...
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The Archer with Shannon
A mid season bonus episode with Shannon from Do The Roses Align!! AS A TREAT! We get gay! We get Moon signs! We get Swiftie! It's unhinged but we also make so much sense it is scary. Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Tiktok @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile Art: Olivia…
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Sheeple Pleaser w/ Claudia
Jenn may be a BaaaBaaaBadass but most of her remaining men are a bunch of sheep that need to be herded. And to help me scream into the void about it I'm joined by Claudia from The Rose Noire Podcast. Together we discuss how Jenn's vulnerability, The Devon Situation, and how Jesse Palmer shines....
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Two and a Half Sams w/ Trash TV Pod
In week 4 of Jenn's journey to find a man worthy of her time and energy, we really had to question how low the bar is for these men. And thankfully this week I was joined by the ladies at Trash TV Pods, and together we found its somewhere between surface level and hell. Huge thank you to Tat and...
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Sad Blue Eyes w/ Ella Talkin
Much like a Taylor Swift song week 3 of Jenn's season is full of toxic men, cars to getaway in, and sad blue eyes. But thankfully I am joined by artist and deep pit member, Ella Talkin, to dissect this State Of Grace and the context of all in which we live. ALSO Ella encourages me to start a huge...
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Down (Bad) Under with Lauren Toyota
Grab your passport and Jenn's hand, she can make a bad boy good for the weekend! That's right lovers we are off to Melbourne, Australia to figure out if any of these men are good enough for Jenn! The jury is still out but thankfully I am joined by the amazing famous vegan chef and content…
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Once In A JENNeration w/ Tam Nguyen
We're back baby!! And I'm so JENNuinely excited for this season of The Bachelorette! As a day one Jenn stan I am living for the start of her journey and I couldn't wait to talk about night one with some one just as excited! In comes the delightful Tam Nguyen! Actress, creator, and recent Bachelor...
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Still Firing Chris Harrison
We're back for part two of our deep dive into the harmful legacy of disgraced former Bachelor host, Chris Harrison. Thank you so much to Limi from @takethisroseortakethisl for everything you have brought to this series. CW: talk of racism and sexism Follow us on insta @datecardpod Twitter...
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We Choose The Bear
You're on a hike and you see a bear or 25 men about to be on reality television? Who do you choose? Well Shannon (from Do The Roses Align) and I attempt to get to know the men first via their ABC bios and sun signs before we decide. Tune in to see who we choose, which man is most likely to block…
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Most Likely To Come Out w/ Justin Takes The Bach
To close out this Pride2024 at Date Card Pod Industries, I asked long time friend of the pod and fellow gay bach peer, Justin Takes The Bach, to come on and play a fun game that we came up with! Bachelor Nation Superlatives ...but GAY! Who is most likely to come out one day, who is most likely to...
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Queering Reality TV w/ Mx. Lindz
Pride is still in full swing and so I asked friend of the pod Mx. Lindz Amer of Queer Kids Stuff back on the pod to talk about the state of gays in reality tv and beyond! We also chat about their amazing web series geared towards creating safe, educational, and fun videos for LGBTQIA+ kids and...
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Miss Congeniality But Gay
The Bachelor franchise and the Pageantry world have had a long and rich history, one that makes sense on the surface. But when interrogated a little more the layers are quite fascinating...especially the gay layer. Because baby this is AMERICA and we have gay and trans Pageant Queens!! and…
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Three's Company - Couple To Throuple
While we are on break from our usual polyamorous dating show (the bachelor) Olivia and I finally got to sit down and watch Couple To Throuple and dish about it! From the premise to the jealousy dynamics, and everything in between we get in to it and get frankly pretty deep. Thank you Olivia make...
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Will You Accept This Lesbian?
In honor of Pride Month I have collaborated with myself to take advantage of...I mean celebrate... my own community by having a month of fruity podcast fun!! Starting off with my interview with the authors of the new book Here For The Wrong Reasons, Annabel Paulsen and Lydia Wang! It is a sapphic...
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Fire Chris Harrison Again
Three years ago disgraced host of The Bachelor franchise, Chris Harrison, was fired for his racist outburst and subsequent insincere apologies. But in those years he has attempted to rewrite that time and his legacy. And with the impending reality of his new dating show and continued image...
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My Bachelor Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
In this off season episode I'm joined by Shannon who, like me and Taylor, is also a member of The Tortured Poets Department. Which if you're confused about what that means, it just means we're traumatized gays with some mental illness. Together we try to spread the gospel of the alleged secondary...
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Happy Bday Bachelor w/ DTRA
I don't think any of us saw this season and what it would bring coming. But it came for us regardless. The highs, the lows, the twists, the expected, and everything in between. We did it together. And to help celebrate that I was stoked to bookend the season with Shannon from Do The Roses Align....
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Women Hug All w/ Epiphany
As is tradition we must gather all the ex's in one room and let the tension rise to the point of tears. But luckily there was some bombshells and soft moments to help ease the strife...barely. And to help me break down the Women Tell All, I am joined by Joey's future bae - Epiphany! Together we...
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Do (it) Or Die Week with Positively Uncensored
I have to say after an entire season of beating us over the heads with tennis related moments, they really failed during Fantasy Suites to bring us any tennis related sex puns. According to a list of tennis terms I just googled, we could have seen talk of Forehand, Stroke, Ground Stroke, Foot...
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Parental Advisory w/ Kickin It With Rae
When you're here, you're FAMILY. And that's also the theme of this week of The Bachelor, as Joey got to meet his final 4's families. And surprisingly it was entertaining and interesting??? I'm grateful I got to jump on with Renise from Kickin It With Rae Podcast! We get into family dynamics…
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The Rose Noire Crossover
What a treat this week as I got to join the lovelies over on The Rose Noire podcast to recap week 7 of Joesph's journey to get on bended knee. I truly had so much fun chatting with Claudia, Gena, Jasmine, and Monique and I know you will all love the episode! (Sorry again to them for the boner...
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(Almost) Paradise with Madeline
Welcome back to Bachelor Jojo's journey to find a woman who will accept that he's not a perfect man. A tall order considering women typically never have to settle in life or anything like that. But I digress because I am so excited for my guest this week, a long time listener first time caller by...
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Vote For Joey with Monique
Welcome to Bizzaro Bach Nation folks! The male lead is a liberal who stands for equal rights- publicly! The kissing scenes are okay! The drama is not predictable! There are rumors of a gay season! insert spiny eye emoji And to help make sure I am not being totally gaslit this week, Monique of The...
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Pageant Thing w/ Here To Find Love
Welcome back to week 3 of Joseph's journey to find his Pageant Queen or Doubles Partner or Wife or Stick of butter...I don't honestly know anymore but what I do know is that this week I participated in a really fun collab with the folks at Here To Find Love Show! Julie and Kelly have a really...
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Till Drama Do Us Part with Jasmine
Speak now or forver hold your peace because we are now in week 2 of Joey's journey to find a Bride. And EVERY ONE knows that the only way to do that is by making a group of women wear discount gowns and play musical chairs. And to help officiate this wedding I am joined by one of the lovelies of...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Recapping and discourse about The Bachelor franchise and beyond through a queer, b*tchy, silly goofy lens.Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod Email inquiries to [email protected] Twitter: @datecardpodcastProducer: Jenna VesperArt: Olivia Zakes Green Photography oliviazakesgreen.comMusic: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjamesProud podcast of So Below Media#bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap
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So Below Media
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Recapping and discourse about The Bachelor franchise and beyond through a queer, b*tchy, silly goofy lens.Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod Email inquiries to [email protected] Twitter: @datecardpodcastProducer: Jenna VesperArt: Olivia Zakes Green Photography...
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