Dating Apps Suck

Episodes

1. 18

   Sexy bee dance

   It's not really making out if he has a big tongue

   Mar 3, 2021

   36m
2. 17

   Animals... Get dress up

   WOW things happened, like seriously, maybe the other segments aren't great but at least listen for the catching up segment because *news*

   Feb 24, 2021

   31m
3. 16

   Just bros being guys being dudes

   Is he Ken's buddy? ....The 23,000 genders....etc. hear some random stuff in this minimally edited episode

   Feb 19, 2021

   30m
4. 15

   Christian euphemisms

   Sorry we're late. My laptop hates me.

   Feb 12, 2021

   30m
5. 14

   Dinosaur sex

   Breaking news (kinda)! Dino sex! Also asexuality, the 8 types of people in the us, and fuckton of awkward dating stories

   Feb 3, 2021

   37m
6. 13

   Supercut (nothing new here)

   Sorry we don't have a new new episode for you guys, we are actually getting back to normal next week! In the meantime here are some of the best moments so far

   Jan 27, 2021

   16m
7. 12

   Girl App Picture

   (the name is because that's what the recording app suggested we call it) WERE BACK FOR GOOD WITH AN ACTUAL QUALITY EPISODE HELL YEAH!

   Jan 20, 2021

   36m
8. 11

   A straight drink

   We're finally back! And well... Not better than ever but hey it was a struggle to record this to begin with.

   Jan 6, 2021

   39m
9. 10

   Update

   Sorry that we don't have more to share with you this week but we are taking a short mental health break. We will hopefully be back next week!

   Dec 23, 2020

   0m
10. 9

    Lesbians can do whatever they want, Thomas

    Add free because of the horrible sound quality/being late!! We had to record in a car because we are on am adventure! So... Sorry... But for what we lack in sound quality we make up for in content, such as: meddling middle school teachers, real life dating sim points, and the weirdest breath...

    Dec 17, 2020

    36m
11. 8

    5-in-1 shampoo

    Here we are 8 weeks in, vaguely participating in tinder but not really. This episode features profiles from the south™, secret discounts, the antithesis of 5-in-1 shampoo guys, fake bird titties, and Unrealistic body expectations from okcupid

    Dec 9, 2020

    36m
12. 7

    You guys have stuff going on in your lives??

    Life goals: don't kill my succulents, don't fail math, don't die This episode is brought to you by Chipotle's cuffing season menu, virgin things (like having a child), and Bill Nye who is in fact a celebrity thank you very much

    Dec 2, 2020

    34m
13. 6

    Mildly(?) traumatic attraction tests

    We're back in front of a live studio audience so half this episode is basicallya monologue from Zach we are a bit of a cluserfuck. BUT tune in for Justin's longawaited debut("Mr. Aladin, yes!"), a WILD fetish, an ode to wombat butts, and mildly(?) traumatic attraction tests

    Nov 26, 2020

    30m
14. 5

    Schrodinger's Ice Cream

    CONTENT WARNING: Trigger warning after trigger warning... This episode features ranked competitive sex, mood potatoes, and the most embarrassing story.

    Nov 19, 2020

    33m
15. 4

    The Monster Match

    We finally got our marriage pact results! Mikaela has a date! Animals get sent to horny jail (bonk)! We write bad poetry! I just put a week's worth of enthusiasm into this description you're welcome.

    Nov 11, 2020

    38m
16. 3

    Ain't no party like a millipede party

    We spend most of this episode just dying over our friend Justin's first date, but we also talk about giant vats of chocolate, the most wild profile, and millipedes, so I promise it's worth it.

    Nov 4, 2020

    32m
17. 2

    The Marriage Pact

    Honestly so much happened in this episode that I don't remember what questions we asked... But listen for anglerfish sex, cats that caused divorce, and "The Marriage Pact"

    Oct 28, 2020

    32m
18. 1

    FLIRT

    Who should message first? Why are so many guys holding fish? What was a chap book? Is shouting FLIRT in someone's face the best way to flirt? We answer these questions and more in the first episode of dating apps suck!

    Oct 21, 2020

    33m