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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things
by Dave & Darren
Dave and Darren present the Top Five Things (You Need To Know)
Episodes
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Geese And Ravens And Badgers (Oh My!)
We learn about the Native American Zodiac and Darren chimes in on Reddit's AITA.
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It Was The BURST Of Times?!?
Was this podcast written by monkeys? No. There's election fraud in the New Zealand Bird of the Year contest. Who will replace Alex Trebeck?
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Female Sandwich Inspector
The Toy Hall of Fame announced the Class of 2020. The Chicken Sandwich Wars are about to have a new combatant.
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Election Day Spooktacular 2020
Walmart is firing their robots. Jon Lester spent a ton of money on beer this weekend.
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The Russian Abe Froman
Someone thought Play-Doh that smells like coffee and Mom Jeans was a good thing. Russia's "Sausage King" was killed in his sauna with a crossbow.
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The Full Contact Leopard Encounter
Florida Man pays $150 to have his face eaten by a leopard. They're postponing the Cheese Championships. Rat filled sinkholes are an issue in NYC.
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Crockpot Drama
Some of these Crockstars need to be taken down a peg or two! Finally SOMEONE says it!
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Svengoolie
A family vacation stalls when detectives alert a woman that her husband was going to kill her. Rich Koz joins us to talk about Frankenstein Vs The Wolfman.
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Thai Python's Flying Toilet
Fishermen are asking a real life mermaid to knock it off. Santa won't be getting the vaccine before the rest of us.
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Florida Lawyer Needs Another Florida Lawyer
Qubi is done. It turns out DYI castration in an Oklahoma cabin in the woods is a bad idea.
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Ranch Boy And The Underwater Terminator
The Great Pumpkin won't be on regular TV this year and Darren has some questions about the Terminator Franchise.
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Get Rich Quick Flipping Huge Skeletons
People are getting rich quick flipping giant skeletons. Authorities have broken up a million dollar flying squirrel smuggling operation.
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The Robots of Hazzard
We've got an update on that insane Anchorage story. Sharon Stone is done dating and Spank has a gig on the West Coast.
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Ghost Pepper Donuts & Bacon Masks
Would people be more likely to wear masks if they were made out of bacon? Things are getting CRAZY in Alaska.
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The Investment Sandwich
Any tears today? There's new rules for the Moon and exciting opportunities in the fast food futures game.
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Patron Saint And The McRib
Millennials take a lot of abuse but one of them is close to becoming a saint. Darren has McRib thoughts to share.
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Tippecanoe And Tyler's Grandson Too
The grandson of our nation's 10th President has passed away. Darren wants KFC to bring back their rolls and Dave wants to find a T-Rex.
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I Wanna Be A Prison Baby
Get ready for an all new season of Prison Break with a tale of a helicopter skyjacking. We also discuss baseball pranks and shrimp cocktails...IN SPACE!
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Professor In An Elevator
Oh, good morning, Professor! Going dooooooown? Today's episode finds us discussing shark livers, gorilla alarms and the Internet of Things.
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A Mutual Disdain Based On Respect
Lots of guest stars on this episode, plus we discuss Halloween candy, mud baths and how to save money while visiting Vietnam.
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Free Donkey Ride
Steal a bull, get a free naked donkey ride. We also learn about the deadly hazards of...black licorice?!?
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But Can She Play An Instrument?
This episode features marital rating cards, our return to the moon and a sandwich that has half-eaten by Richard Nixon.
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That Chipmunk Isn't ALL Bad
An NFL player accidentally gave a fan his wedding ring. Police are looking for a chipmunk that held up a pharmacy at gunpoint.
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Feral Pig Bomb
Because there wasn't enough to worry about, the government is warning us about killer super pigs.
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He Can't Play The Piano
A California man is suing Starbucks for injuries he claims were caused by their tea. Dave's still trying to close the beaches.
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Betty Davis We Love You
The TP shortage forced stores to import from Mexico. And the Hoverboard Dentist is going to jail for 12 years.
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We Need To Destroy 7 Billion Tickets
Chuck E. Cheese has a ticket problem on their hands. An East Coast beer may been on local shelves next year. We've got breaking fried chicken news.
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Superman And Robin
Adam West IS Superman? Carol Baskin can't dance but OJ actually played pretty well today.
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The Haunted Toilet Is Here
We've got an update on that lock of President Lincoln's hair plus a request to dig up Warren G. Harding and a Japanese folk tale about a haunted bathroom.
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Robot Promises and Shark Netting
Good news! We don't have to worry about a robots rising up to kill us because one of them wrote a letter to the editor and promised they won't do it. Sharks on the other hand...
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Ellen's Game Of House Traps
Working for Ellen at home sounds like a nightmare. Stealing copper from a live wire ends badly.
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Dear Mr. Tinder
Jerry Lewis didn't care where the money came from. Sweet Eileen used to torment the Telethon. Tinder banned a user because he photoshopped a Baby Yoda on his pic.
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They Call Me Mr. Ding Dong
A WWII Vet is going to get the Juicy Fruit coffin he's always dreamed of. An Australian has invented a new side hustle: Coffin Confessor.
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I'd Like To Speak To The Manager
It's long past time we retire the "speak to the manager" routine. "Dancing With The Stars" will feature a contestant who may have killed her husband.
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The Corn Dodger
Jetpacks are flying too close to airports, honeybee venom may help cure breast cancer and Abe Lincoln had a sweet tooth.
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Like A Cigar
Dave thinks he wants to join the kayak cult. A West Virginia man wants TO BE A BABY!
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Autopilot Lion Attack
On this episode we meet a man who calls himself the Indiana Jones of the Dutch Art World.
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Family Matters
One today's show we talked about video games, high end peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a couple of guys who loved their mothers.
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Dinky Ones
We're back (after dealing with some equipment issues and skipping audio)with tales of new dating apps, German speed cameras and coconut religions. Enjoy!
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Bicycle Bob Rides Again
A 95-year-old bicyclist just rode his 100,000th mile. Darren's not impressed.
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