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David’s Thoughts

by David’s Thoughts

It’s the random impromptu thoughts David has throughout his day Cover art photo provided by Paolo Nicolello on Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@paul_nic

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Episodes

  1. David Thought 48

    A cheap knockoff the real thing, it’s a David’s Thought podcast

  2. David’s Thoughts 47

    Uniformed uniformed officers of the dumb brigade

  3. David’s Thought 46

    The cats interrupt me on this one. Good thing too, I was planning a murder. But no siree the cats were not gonna have that!

  4. David Thought 45

    I fail to understand reality in this one. Send help.

  5. David’s Thought 44

    The mayor Mayonnaise was quickly regretted by the populace as he smelled funny and no knew how past his expiration date he was

  6. David Thought 43

    I get down on onion soup mix and devalue Candy Crush in two separate take downs. Also story time.

  7. David's Thought 42

    Oh where oh where did my thoughts have gone. Oh where oh where could they be?

  8. David's Thought 41

    I realize I was an idiot and didn't upload something correctly and YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE DAVID'S THIRD THOUGHT!

  9. David Thought 40

    When thought gremlins attack!

  10. David Thought 39

    I bees back!

  11. David Thought Hiatus?!

    Hiatus? From cheaply some four minute podcasts that take 10 to make? Yep kids, I am sucking big time at getting other stuff dune so this goes on the back burner. Don't worry! It will return in good time. Like, when I get a job and a subsequent commute.

  12. David Thought 38

    Who would have thought that a Mars joke would spark an international armed conflict? Not Third Street Elementary School's PE teacher Cheryl Franklin. "Listen, I just meant it to be a lesson on astrophysics but I had no idea that it would have been so offensive." The teacher faces a charge that...

  13. David's Thought 37

    Somehow I keep forgetting to publish these. ATTEMPT THREE

  14. David’s Thought 36

    This one was supposed to be uploaded now for two days and have blown it twice in a row. I am so good at this!

  15. David's Thought 35

    Who doesn't use duct tape as a permanent fix. Never in my life have I ever used duct tape as a temporary fix. Could explain why all the people keep falling off my ceiling though

  16. David's Thought 34

    Budgeting is a crime now

  17. David's Thought 33

    Babies are getting high marks for creative crediting and advanced warfare tactics. Well played babies, well played

  18. David's Thought 32

    Do you ever wonder where your discarded q-tips go? I'm not talking about the ones you keep to make shrines to your favorite actor or whatever. Wait, I'm the only one who does this?

  19. David’s Thought 31

    So you find the dog in the living room with the end of a broken shovel. It's covered in powdered sugar. The dog turns to you and says, "that's gonna be a sticky mess. Care to help out?"

  20. David Thought 30

    We all know someone who is really good at not being really good at anything. Perhaps that's who I am

  21. David Thought Misfire 29

    Feel the burn of tasty Asian host sauce

  22. David Thought 28

    Call the experimenter before they get out of control!

  23. David Thought 27

    You've heard of____, get ready for ____

  24. David Thought 26

    Pablo Casals, who performed at the UN recently, is 81. He agreed to have Robert Snyder make a movie short, “A Day in the Life of Pablo Casals.” Snyder asked Casals, the world’s foremost cellist, why he continues to practice four and five hours a day. Casals answered: “Because I think I am making...

  25. David Thought 25

    When it's all said and done, we will always remember our worst nights of Mexican food diahrea

  26. David Thought 24

    The babies' demands are extensive and unwavering. Your government promises to defend ourselves from the pink nemesis as long as we must.

  27. David Thought 23

    RUSSIAN-INFECTED SOFTWARE 20% OFF!!!

  28. David Thought 22

    Cats make for the best thoughts

  29. David Thought 21

    Honesty is not the best policy when seeking an answer to a dumb question

  30. David Thought 20

    Does anyone ever grow up wanting to sell traffic signs?

  31. David Thought 19

    Open format office, never worked in one, but how are you expected to effectively fight someone to the death over poorly designed network folder hierarchy with people all around?

  32. David Thought 18

    Minions just say the darndest things

  33. David Thought 17

    Cats are holy, blameless creatures

  34. David Thought 16

    Dole Pineapple chunks are a great form of currency if you think about it

  35. David Thought 15

    Ah the memories of growing up overseas

  36. David Thought 14

    I wish I was a pen salesman. Do you know how much fun that would be? Wait, hold on, I mean the opposite of “fun”. Well, I guess it would be fun to sell to pen affectianados, but that sounds...weird

  37. David Thought 13

    “Creativity feeding tube” is a thing now. Go ahead, look it up on Urban Dictionary

  38. David Thought 12

    UPS boxes make for the lamest nightmare fuel

  39. David Thought 11

    Woodland body disposal is a serious problem

  40. David Thought 10

    Late Night Amazon purchases are always a weird way to end the day.

  41. David Thought 09

    Jello is a substance that needs more utilization in sculpting

  42. David Thought 08

    The FDA has not tested this podcast’s edibility. You have been warned

  43. David Thought 07 v2

    How do you like your eggs? And oh look at that! I labeled TWO episodes with the same number. Oops, now prepare for the entire collapse of society

  44. David Thought 07

    I’m concerned with how many I came up with in the span of 20 minutes...

  45. David Thought 06

    DO NOT try this if you work at a pen factory. You’ll never stop and you’ll need help

  46. David Thought Misfire 02

    I’m never gonna get this down

  47. David Thought Misfire 01

    When I want I’ll just publish misfires as well. YOU CAN’T STOP ME

  48. David Thought 05

    It’s raining and you’re scared of scientists now

  49. David Thought 04

    Microwaves suck to design bro

  50. David’s Thoughts 03

    On the attraction and repulsion of cat’s affections

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It’s the random impromptu thoughts David has throughout his day Cover art photo provided by Paolo Nicolello on Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@paul_nic

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