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Bart, Norma, and Voretaq talk about Rails to Trails, touring across country, an anti-vax Congressman and funeral plans, among other topics!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq talk about FaceBook shenanigans, school trips, high school cheerleaders at a school not unfamiliar with controversy is in the news again, NEST and their hidden Google microphones, Bernie rides again, Tesla batteries vs. the cold, and tax implications of gifts!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss personal taxes, corporate taxes and blame for taxes along with a hemp store in Lancaster, Liam Neeson's scandalous racism,  and some recent box office releases!

Bart had a long day...so it's a short show

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss TempleOS, Gerry Brooks and his take on cold weather school cancellations, the Superbowl happened, DNA testing is a great way to shed your (and your family's) privacy, and insurance is terrible...as is our local hospital system...

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss TempleOS, Gerry Brooks and his take on cold weather school cancellations, the Superbowl happened, DNA testing is a great way to shed your (and your family's) privacy, and insurance is terrible...as is our local hospital system...

Bart and Norma follow up on the MAGA smirker after discussing the weird schedule-jolting day they've had, complete with Bart having a jury summons. They also talk about Grand Central Station, people licking random people, and worries of advanced video animation and the future of fooling people! 

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss technology mis-use, hotel abuse, and where we're retire to die. And Alinkers. We're going to get Alinkers.

Bart, Norma and a battery-worn Voretaq discuss a study that finds that old people are spreading the Fake News, Trump seems to love his Russian handlers according to many stories, the White House serves athletes an elegant McDinner, and Sears may go bye bye!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss recent stories in the news, such as the miraculous baby born to a woman in a vegetative state and the New Horizon spacecraft flying by a mini-planetoid beyond Pluto. We also review the story that had news outlets buzzing for a few hours; Sara Huckabee-Sanders fact checked by FOX?! That and more in episode 274!

Bart and Norma review promises (or lack thereof) for the new year...

Bart and Norma discuss the upcoming Solstice holiday, from Christmas (or Xmas) to Festivus! 

Bart, Norma and Voretaq bring on the Xmas cheer in this week leading up to the Xmas Day...weekend...

Bart and Norma review several news stories regarding PETA, Rudy Giuliani doesn't know how to Twitter, and Trump's lack of a smocking gun!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss doors, NYC apartments, the sale of computer game history on eBay, Chik-Fil-A doesn't want you to think of them as anti-rainbow as long as the rainbow has lots of green, and an idiot shoots his meat department in a Walmart!

Bart and Norma discuss the war on drugs, idiot missionaries, Blackfish, and how awesome recumbent trikes are!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss the weather, the holiday, and there's a fun biblically-themed video to watch. Also, Bicycle Man is having a recumbent sale!

Bart and Norma discuss Thanksgiving in a can, Stan Lee, Amazon Echo as evidence in a murder trial, and Healthcare.gov has had information scraped...whoops!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss Halloween controversies, caravans of people that just HAPPEN to choose election time to have their countries try to kill them, and idiot Trumpies that try derailing the Mueller investigation in the most incompetent way possible!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq talk voting, weight update, and the normalization of school shootings to the point where schools aren't even sending kids home after a shooting

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss the upcoming Halloween season, review feedback, and drop news-bites from around the web...like an idiot that decided rules didn't apply to her while in an animal park! This episode is relatively quiet now that Bart has been on a social media diet! (But we'll see what comes up next week...)

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss relatives passing away, derpy people causing anger and frustration, we have no ambassadors in major countries due to Presidential incompetence, Charmed was rebooted, and why the hell is Elizabeth Warren taking a DNA test when our Dear Leader won't show his tax forms?

Bart and Norma discuss meteors used as doorstops, a wine tasting tour takes a turn for the worse, App Script fun, and is your cellphone listening to you?

Bart and Norma discuss feedback regarding macaroni and cheese candy, cannabis oil for seizures, and an update on Bart's weight along with some other discussion!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss TV series finales, intimate examinations without consent, and principals that aren't a girl's princi-PAL!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq talk about plumbing, weather people sensationalism, weight updates, and presidential updates that most people don't seem to want!

Bart and Norma discuss some trike news, a hopefully awesome apple festival, and Dear Leader doesn't like people not being enthusiastic enough!

Bart and Norma discuss Labor Day, the movie Searching, and throw in a few news-type items to boot!

We (well, "me," Bart...) lost over an hour of audio when Bart looked at the display and realized that it was recording a blank track...the audio driver was dropping Voretaq. We lost feedback, some discussion, some swearing...the usual...but added some other material to make up for it (kind of...)

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss zoos, Shit Life Syndrome, and benefits to ignore from companies!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss a big set of news like Vegas hotels barging into customer rooms for "security", Chris Hardwick returns, and someone decided to steal a plane, and these are in addition to Bart and Norma spending nearly a week in Lancaster!

Bart and Voretaq talk about updates on cancer, heart surgery/stroke rehab, and recumbent riding, along with some of the usual TRUMP IS TERRIBLE wrapup and duckboats modified by a non-engineer!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss the medical issues faced over the past few weeks in this household, a small triking incident, and discussion of some drama dramatics on this episode of Geeking After Dark!

Bart and Norma have had a tiring few days, so we talk about care of elderly people in homes and Bart and Little Dude's first "official" ride on our trikes!

Bart and Norma talk healthcare, recumbent trikes, mall collapses, self-made billionaires that are completely self-made, and Papa John is exposed as a racist...

Bart and Voretaq discuss why Norma is out for this episode, the 4th didn't feel like "The Fourth," government officials heckled in public places, cave rescues and NYC life vs. country life!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq talk bath salts, Customs and Border Protection are "randomly inspecting" my trikes, responsible law-abiding gun owners in IKEA, and Equifax insider trading!

Bart and Norma have a relatively quiet podcast...sort of...as Voretaq skips out to work on something at $EMPLOYER. 

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss the weather (it sucks), the trikes are coming, Chris Hardwick is in trouble, Microsoft helps the domestic fascists, and apparently some people wonder why babies get brain bleeds when they don't get vitamin K shots...

Bart, Norma and Voretaq talk road work, Trump is still a moron, tech support and corporate-sponsored community work!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss a Rowcycle (via Sports 'N Spokes Magazine), Babylon 5, Solo, the "Cake Bigot" and the Microsoft Github deal!

Norma and Bart discuss the status of the bike/trike purchases, Moron is selling a commemorative coin for a summit that may not happen, a woman has to prove she's not a robot to a car dealer and a responsible gun owner is shot by his own revolver when things get too hot...

Bart and Norma have a local recording night because things just aren't going their way regarding luck. We talk about our weekend fun, medical coverage in America, and the reason DOORS ARE KILLING PEOPLE IN SCHOOLS. Doors. And trench coats. Definitely not guns.

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss the leaky administration, AirBnB renting while not white, and PGP and S/MIME problems, and Bart's new hobby! (Today's bonus: the CDC is sort of but not really sorry about ruining poppyseed muffins...)

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss server clock problems, weather in NYC, Twitter's password whoopsie, and healthcare being the new boom-bust "thing" (bonus: Uranus confirmed to smell like farts!)

Bart discusses his weight update while waiting for Norma to join; then we talk about the correspondent dinner, Bezos and his work/life "circle", and prom dresses of appropriation!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq talk about people who can't hang up their phones and sue people for eavesdropping, the FCC is officially killing net neutrality, Sean Penn wrote...something...and Google scans your email for personal results!

Voretaq returns and discusses Zuckerberg's Congressional softball session, Hannity acknowledges the real reason he's been cuckoo for Cohen, Harry Anderson goes to the magic top hat in the sky, and Universal Basic Income as an interesting idea...

Bart and Norma discuss the latest Trumpy trouble, recumbent bikes, a Winky-Eyed Jesus, and a quiet movie!

Bart and Norma discuss taxpayer-funded music, GOP group admits they hate poor people, and teachers in PA are armed with rocks to fight gun toting rampagers!