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DeaconLive

by DeaconLive

DeaconLive is an open forum weekly podcast. "NO POLITICS" and "NO RELIGION, since these are the 2 reasons wars are started. DeaconLive discusses everyday topics and social news stories that directly affect you. Each show is informative and timeless.

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Episodes

  1. DeaconLive - Don't Get Sick

    "Peachy" the flamingo was stolen in Vegas - 3 yo child dangles off a balcony - Wrecked McLaren catches fire again - Shark finally rescued after a month - Masked stranger eats banana and much much more

  2. DeaconLive - Time to Share

    Drunkin Donuts in the courthouse lawn - Hammer Man vs Machete Man - Green Lanterns are real - Script flip on lake rescue - Does Honor mean Free and other viral stories you might have missed this week

  3. DeaconLive - Devil's Advocate

    Mama left her babies to go on a cruise - Man drove into a store to shit - Man made fire tornados - Accident pile up while getting a haircut - Keystone Italian Cops and so much more happened this week

  4. DeaconLive - Civil Disobedience

    More men in "Manholes" - Police NFL style attack - Suspened for bring in coffee to school - MANTA bus driver's sleepy crash - Waterspout in Hilton Head - Crazed man in a golf cart on bike paths - all this and other viral stories you might have missed this week

  5. DeaconLive - Homeless David Letterman

    Naked Home Goods man - Bobcat burglar - Car stuck in overpass - Live Python trackers - Firing warning shots - Man on a mission to injure "Rando's" - and other viral stories you might have missed this week

  6. DeaconLive - We All Learn Together

    Stealing lotto tickets during a job interview - FBI SCAM calls - Football kids be trippin' - Finding acid at a book store - Hello Grey Beard - A man with a pitchfork and a hammer on a roof - all this and other viral stories you might have missed this week

  7. DeaconLive - NOPE!

    Sharks take over NC shoreline - Crazed "BABY MASKED," person caught - Robot chainsaw whelding nightmare - Banning "Luxuries" in Florida - The moon is up for sale ...all this and so much more happened this week

  8. DeaconLive - Guess What!!!???

    Today's show explain my absent for the last two weeks. There are things that have happened behind the scene that I will discuss. So good things some very awful things were said but a new project has come out of it

  9. DeaconLive - The Undertow

    A.I. is healing itself - When is a phone port not a port - Good news for FLOCK cams - There is a "FOUL" on the field - Just CrushinFlorida - Taking the "Crack" out of the "Barrel" and so much more more you missed this week

  10. DeaconLive - Stand Up!

    Who is "Jimothy" - Coffee or sleep prevents heart issues - I'm am a CHATgpt Prophet - Fucking Dirt Devils - Trans student meltdown - Sonny Hostin brags - all this and so much more you might have missed this week

  11. DeaconLive - You Shall Receive

    This week in 'Cats' - Ghost Cheating - Diet Coke as a prescription - Eating raw shrimp eats your ass away - True story of 'Bison vs Grandpa' - This toy can kill you child (40years from now) - All this and many more viral stories you might have missed this week

  12. DeaconLive - Stay in School Kids

    The Phonographic Hedgehog - Mirrors under your hotel beds - Eating "IN and OUT" minus one hand - Doctor says "Hurry up on your toes" - Bear vs Husky dog breakdown and so much more you might have missed this week

  13. DeaconLive - Shitting on the Floor

    Humans are back on the production line - The Blue Pool of Death - Mexican Bat-Mann - The Yellow Deli cult - The return of the Supersonic jet - Getting shot for eating meatballs wrong and so much more

  14. DeaconLive - Hat Toss and Queen

    Herpes from Arby's - California glass companies are going broke - The cat meat is true - A DEI Executive was fired for stealing - "You are not welcomed here" confront and so much more happened this week

  15. DeaconLive - Fightin' For Your Life

    A "Cougar" vs a cougar - Good Cop; Bad Cop - Jumping with no Bungie - Defining P-OCD - Taco Bell parking lot fire - Gas pump scam: Truth or False - Why drinking 30+ White Claws gets you a DUI - All this and so much more viral stories you might have missed this week

  16. DeaconLive - I Need a Hero

    We are fighting back against Thugs - Who is Jordan Lucas - CORNBREAD: total breath control - The "FUCK IT" list - A shitty cruise, again - all this and so many more viral stories you might have missed this week

  17. DeaconLive - We Are All Animals

    The underground tunnel in California - Daytona Beach tragedy - Being with child helps your batting average - The "on the counter" butter debate - Not so smart bathrooms destroyed - All this and so much more you might have missed this week

  18. DeaconLive - Excuse Me!!

    New Electric Ferrari - Parking Lot Steaks - Rock Star comes out as a "Proudly Gay Man" - Emotional support from a tiki bar - BMW vs Benz can kill you - Kneeling before "our" God - and so much more you might have missed this week

  19. DeaconLive - Harmless Gatherings

    Fight over coffee leads to death - Beer and drugs gets you a better body - The escalator that kills - This is not allowed as celebrate winning - and so much more happened this week

  20. DeaconLive - Party Dots

    China Secret Agent Mayor - Tiny tot tats - Motorcycle hangs from traffic light - Hiding the bodies at a hardware store - Blue dot fever - Moving from Texas to Maine can be shitty and any more viral stories

  21. DeaconLive - I'm Robbing You

    Pasta night is spying on you - Good bye Freestyle sodas - Birds hate hanging around this group - Plane delay because of an "Unusual Passenger" - True life Russian roulette in jail - all this and so much more

  22. DeaconLive - Evolution of Society

    Smoking is now banned in this country - Being divorced on this game show - A cup of water can get you shot - The story killing two ex-husbands and so much more this week

  23. DeaconLive: The Clown and The Automaton

    The hero principle no one is talking about - Montana destroys birth certificates - Shitting in cars is coming - Mustard vs Blood rivers - Blue tooth warfare is happening - This fat bitch tried to rob a gas station and so much more

  24. DeaconLive - Don't Call Me Retarded

    "Kiss Kiss from Nashville" - Lobsters do feel pain - Diesel Dipshits - 3 Finger Rule when interviewing - Smuggling Shark Fins - Door Cam captures Henry Dresden - Baby Jessica turns into abusive Jessica - all this and so much more you missed this week.

  25. DeaconLive - God You're Hot

    Visiting Slab City - $60 bucks a month is too much - Ava Rules High School Basketball - Kid eats too many gummies - Underwater bird - Microtonal Music is the next thing - Champ the dog takes us home - all this and so much more you missed this week

  26. DeaconLive - Holy Moses Energy Drinks

    "Jessica" can stop your kids from crying - Don't be pretty petty when tipping - Christian podcaster prays over my energy drinks - CEO of FIVE GUYS avoid being killed - LA mass exit - and much much more

  27. DeaconLive - Welcome Back

    Returning from a 2.5 week trip to Europe - A.I. is helping cows eat better - Squirrels are now vaping - Slow Vacuuming - How a Pro Cornhole Player shot and killed someone - War Machine star has a street fight with neighbor and so much more

  28. DeaconLive - The Tampon Incident

    A.I. Fakes being a Mexican as a call center - "Dad Joke" License plate gets banned - Kuwait shoots down our planes by accident - Canada is killing more people than stray dogs - all this and so much more happened this week

  29. DeaconLive - Dog Fart

    "Trans Dad" shoots up his family at a hockey event - Another "racist" passenger on a flight - A women buys Valentine's Day billboards - High school principle hypnotizes students - The "Joe Is Hungry" challenge and much much more

  30. DEACONLIVE - Aw Shucks

    DeaconLive goes "LIVE" (on youtube) - Daycare worker says she is overwhelmed - 80's house party breaks out - Why are we freezing "Pool Noodles" - Bronze Medalist says he cheated - Florida oysters are not like your oysters and so much more

  31. DeaconLive - The A.I. Manifesto

    We're back from "I.T. HELL" - Dollar Tree Death - Bugs on a plane - Casey Anthony pt2 - Weed helps you remember not to forget - The Ugliest Couple on the internet - WW1 Buttplugs and much much more!!!

  32. DeaconLive Podcast Presents ( This is 50: Pity Party)

    The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned! THIS…

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  33. DeaconLive Podcast Presents (This Is 50: Happy Birthday to Me)

    The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned!

  34. DeaconLive Podcast Presents (This Is 50: Just Neighbors)

    The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that broadcasts every Friday at 3pm EST - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned! THIS…

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  35. DeaconLive Podcast Presents (THIS IS 50: Big Skeptic)

    The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that we do every Friday at 3pm EST - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned! THIS SHOW…

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  36. DeaconLive Podcast Presents (THIS IS 50: Cancelled)

    The DeaconLive is taking some time off to create a better updated product for our listeners. We will be back soon but for now sit back and enjoy the THIS IS 50 Podcast that we do every Friday at 3pm EST - AND REMEMBER!!! NO Family Members are allowed to listen. You have been warned! THIS SHOW:...

  37. DeaconLive - (This Is 50) Books Free Books

    We had a family issue during the taping of the past DeaconLive. We were able to do the Friday Podcast of "This Is 50." The current show you are going to listen to is the results of that broadcast. #ThisIs50Podcast

  38. DeaconLive - Happy T-Day 2025

    Just popping in for an announcement

  39. DeaconLive - Heroic Dose

    ATM "Jackpotting" - Boat fight on the water in Maryland - Micro dosing helps your penis - Proof that Florida isn't real - Tea bagging your car when it's cold - Death on a cruise line again - Air BNB hacks we didn't know we needed and so much more

  40. DeaconLive - "Change"

    Unlimited PTO - No more pennies - THC drinks might be banned - VIBE'scamming' - Baker Act for the Island Boi's - Lion's Mane is the next herbal trend - Demon's are among us at McDonald's - all this and so much more .....

  41. DeaconLive - Enshittification

    Fight in a Texas Bass Pro Shop - UPS plane crash details - Melatonin causes heart failure - Warnings when fill up at the gas pump - The Big Apple "Street" Bounty Hunters - Media Access Control at Walmart and so much more

  42. DeaconLive - The White Phase

    New Renter's rights - YouTube payout - PS5 goes flat - Masked Trio Haunting - Stupid Motorist Law - Back to the office failure - Lock Rosie O'Donnell's kid up - Talking AVs at intersections and so much more

  43. DeaconLive - Group 4

    The cure for Autism has been found - Women testing the "Bird Theory" - YouTube is coming down hard on illegal downloading (really?) - Congrats to the Senior class "S2NI6RS" - All aboard Group 7 defined and so much more

  44. DeaconLive - True White Brother

    YouTube lifts bans on all lifetime accounts - Hopi Indians talk about the "Red Hat Leader" - Home Depot loading FAIL - Wayfair.com drops the ball on installers - How high is too high for buildings to be built ... and much much more

  45. DeaconLive - That's Not Human

    Rapture Part Deux - Meta Glasses fear - Binge watching strangers - A fish smelling house - Tiktok 'EggSplosion' - The real 911 call about a bloody man - Climate change effects your batting average - Something worst than Tylenol being prescribed and so much more

  46. DeaconLive - Left Behind

    School district spends $50,000 on "Poop Spray" - Why does a single guy need 4 toothbrushes - Defining "41" - Teachers are finding out students are "Unteachable" - LowCountry Shrimpers unite - Rapture results - all this and so much more

  47. DeaconLive - Ding Dong

    Japanese Missing Cat Method - The Great Reset for your body - Police Officer turns Pimp - States affected by October's Solar Storms - Someone peed in a movie theater - Cash is now "QUEEN" - Drinking non-Alcoholic Mitra9 drinks may affect your driving - all this and so much more

  48. DeaconLive - The Confidential Victim

    No more Matcha - D4VD is dead - Camping Dad gets a letter on his site - SCROTOX - Kissing Bugs - GirlsDoPorn.com founder sentenced - Charlotte Train Stabbing breakdown and so much more

  49. DeaconLive - The Hat Incident

    "Lazy Boy" recliners kill - 92% cure for hiccups - Pork Brain Worms - Cheerleader Baby Court Hearing - Polish CEO Douchebag - Sleeping with "Dinosaur Hands" causes disabilities - Smoking is good for gut health - and so much more!!

  50. DeaconLive - Something Different

    We are trying a little change for this week and featuring INDY artist. This show contains Pierre Reynolds, Velvet Neons, Jovi Jiovanni, Gee Q Vee, A book by Author A.J. Gallant, Marcel Marculescu - All of these and many of our artists can be found on "Music Heard on DeaconLive" Spotift playlist

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DeaconLive is an open forum weekly podcast. "NO POLITICS" and "NO RELIGION, since these are the 2 reasons wars are started. DeaconLive discusses everyday topics and social news stories that directly affect you. Each show is informative and timeless.

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DeaconLive is an open forum weekly podcast. "NO POLITICS" and "NO RELIGION, since these are the 2 reasons wars are started. DeaconLive discusses everyday topics and social news stories that directly affect you. Each show is informative and timeless.

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