Dead and Married

We can't be bargained with.  We can't be reasoned with.  We don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And we absolutely will not stop....ever, until we talk about The Terminator!

Don't we make you laugh? Aren't we f@#$*n' funny?

Take a break from pissing on the ancestral tree and join us as we discuss Midsommar.

What if we told you that today you'll leave here different?  We're talking to you.  Right here, you are going to hear an absolute spectacle.

This is for all you new people, we only have one rule:  Everyone fights, no one quits, if you don't do your job, I'll shoot you. Do you get me?

Don't go hiking.

We've been away for a while.  Sorry, we were grounded.  We threw our grandmother down a flight of stairs.

Brave the wilderness with us as we discuss Lord of the Flies.   Our new intro music was written and performed by Burgen Simpson.  Check him out on Facebook and iTunes as Variant of Dissonance.

Pain has a face....let us show it to you.

Remember.....We are one.

What a lovely day for an exorcism!

We're coming to get you Barbara!

In dreams we walk with you.

Well now, we're not gonna talk about Judy.  In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.

We've met before, haven't we?  We're in your house.  You invited us in.  It's not our custom to go where we're not wanted.

No hay podcast!  There is no podcast! Il n'est pas de podcast! This is all.....a recording.  No hay podcast! And yet we hear a podcast.  If we want to hear about Mulholland Drive and David Lynch.....listen.

Well, folks, we're pushing' the ol' beds back together for this special episode from your favorite(?) creepy couple! We talk our big move, and what life looks like adjusting to a new culture, college, and firefighting. There will be some broken limbs, cavemen, and Sammy Hagar. Welcome to the Deep South!

Join us this week as we discuss Todd McFarlane's, Spawn.

Join us as we descend to the bottom of the well with Isabel and discuss Coraline.

In space, no one can hear you scream....but you can still listen as we discuss the 1979 classic, Alien.

Aidan joins us this week as we discuss Mortal Kombat(1995).  TEST YOUR MIGHT! and listen.

Join us in the first episode of our new season as we discuss 2001's Thirteen Ghosts.

In this very special episode of Dead and Married, we sit down with the Director and Producer (and our best friends), William and Xxena Rush to discuss their latest film that is currently making the festival circuit, Group.  We talk about our experience behind the scenes as well as our first acting credit.

For this special episode, Ash and Xxena challenged Bill, Aidan and I to a Hot Ones challenge.

The best western horror film you've probably never seen.

Shall we begin?

Achieve genetic perfection with GeneCo.

Come for the fried chicken, stay for the Murder Ride!

You're all going to die down here.  From laughter.

This is a 1-year-later follow-up to our first Special Episode.  Same content and trigger warnings apply.

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Suddenly we heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at our chamber door.

Join us this week as we learn about the Cana-do's and Cana-don'ts in Kevin Smith's 2014 horror comedy, Tusk.

Oh. My. God.  WTF did we just watch?  Society by Brian Yuzna.

Join us this week as we discuss 1992's Buffy the Vampire Slayer with our special guest Isabel.  And we'll compare it to the TV series even though it's, like, totally not canon.

We didn't like this movie.  We know everyone thought we would.  We love it. We love it. We love it.  But sometimes, we hate it.  We hate it. We hate all of it.

This review is gonna make people's eyes pop outta their skulls.

I know a place, not too far from here, where you can listen to the best gyyyaaaad daaaamn podcast in the whole gyyyyaaaaad daaaamn world.  We'll say things there aren't even words for yet.

We have crossed oceans of time to bring you a new episode.  Well, maybe just 2 months.

"So eager to play, so reluctant to admit it." Join us in our season finale or your suffering will be legendary.  Even in Hell.

Join us this week as we discuss another Tim Burton classic and a childhood favorite, Beetlejuice.

Join us this week as we discuss the the movie often credited as the genesis of the torture porn genre, Hostel.

Join us this week as we discuss horror master Wes Craven's iconic 1984 film, A Nightmare on Elm Street.

This month, we discuss work woes, willful ignorance, another w thing I can't think of and Eli Roth.

Today we discuss the 1993 classic animated film from the mind of Tim Burton.  The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Joins us this week as we discuss All Hallows Eve (2013).  Written and Directed by one of our favorites, Damien Leone.

This week, we'll be discussing the underrated cult classic, Trick 'r Treat.  Better check your candy before you pull up a seat.

This week the gang discusses navigating the treacherous waters of toxic relationships.

Join us this week as we discuss The Lords of Salem, and find out if we finally found a Rob Zombie movie that Travis actually likes.

This week, we discuss the film that revitalized the Horror genre.  Wes Craven's 1996 classic, Scream.