Dead Men Talking

Guest host Taylor Ryan hasn’t watched Gladiators (and now maybe never will?) but she is going to become Prime Minister because why not? Do you know what I mean though?DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Adam Rowe is here! Bees are being used to find bombs. Freddy eats Rob’s jam baby. Someone’s been snitching on Tom. DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesFreddy has some EXCITING news. Rob’s been fibre mogged by his figmaxxing but also got pied off by a band.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Scott Mills has been in trouble, you might have heard about it? Kanye West has been in trouble, you might have heard about it? Tom had to throw some forks away, you might have heard about it?DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesSensei Carl and Harry Robbo are here from Mad That as we discuss Kanye, Freddy’s autism and bark a lot. You know the drill by now rururururuDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesIts Loveleeeeeey to welcome friend of the pod Sanro Ford and he’s brought some great ideas.We talk Saturday Night Live, Chappel Roan and some other zeitgeist rubbish, but mostly we’re just horrible to each other.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Tom Nestor is here, but to avoid confusion Not Gay Tom has been sent away to do some undercover work. Will Freddy and Rob nuzzle? We discuss the manosphere.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Happy International Women’s Day to all who celebrate! Freddy wants to learn the trumpet. We improve Mortal Kombat.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

We’re a posh, lefty, soy boy podcast now. Welcome to Gay Men Talking!Tom’s had a business idea.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

There’s been a controversy at the Baftas, not sure if you’ve heard of it, and we give our very important opinions on it. Luckily Quinne’s Law is here to save the day.Who’s right - Tom or Freddy? Vote now!DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy learns how fun fat shaming can be. There’s been a controversy at the Winter Olympics and a woman smells her Dad’s underwear.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy has had brunch in Dundee and doesn’t like Bad Bunny. Princess Diana is getting a memorial race track. Rob has an unblendable baby.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Matt Richardson is back! We discuss Bill Clinton’s yankee candle and rebrand John Smith’s for the trans communityDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Battle rapper Sean Kray joins us as we improve Dr Pepper’s marketing and grow our own ghosts DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Non-drivers should have to do bollard duty. We get into voodoo. Freddy’s still eating in the bath and reveals something outrageous about his tables.What’s the difference between dust, gravel and sand? ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS!DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

No guest so obviously it gets a bit weird today. BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU LIKE ISN’T IT YOU DIRTY LITTLE SCRUFFRob can’t talk. Freddy’s been debating Busted lyrics. We try to do accents.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

We improve reality TV and solve immigration in one swoop. Freddy’s in trouble with alcoholics and Jacob Hawley sells his underwear.Check out Jacob’s podcast https://www.youtube.com/@TheScreenRotPodcastDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

We’re opening barbershops and definitely going to become millionaires. Someone eats Kevin Bacon. We learn how to politely go for a poo. We’re starting a meme that will definitely not get us in trouble.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Katie Green tells us why she’s never had a boyfriend. Tom doesn’t know how prawns work. Freddy’s never been lost in lego. DeadMeet Tickets http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

We are the King now.Terry Christian everyone.

Hatty is back! And she’s got stories! Tom has been very stupid. Freddy has discovered something new.Go and watch Hatty’s special! It’s class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZvfaCXeD8 DeadMeet tickets are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Dave Longley’s here so it’s obviously a very spicy one.DeadMeet tickets are out now, go and buy some! http://deadmeetfestival.comGo and listen to Dave’s podcast!https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Mick Miller regales us with tales from his time working with Tommy Cooper and playing football for Stanley Matthews. Rob gets shit in his eye.Tickets for DeadMeet26 are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

It’s a very dwarf heavy episode this week. Sky Sports have been misogynistic and we simply cannot have that. Freddy has a Christmas rule.DeadMeet26 tickets are out 28 November on Patreon! The best comedy festival in the country is back and this time we're going TWO DAYS! Camping and non-camping tickets are available. The pre-sale ticket link will be sent out to Patreons on 28 November at 12pm!

We’re still reeling from the Terry Christian episode. A Haitian woman makes a bed out of hot pot. We try and order a guillotine.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Jon Parkin from Undr The Cosh joins us to talk about his life in football, fake dogs, crufts for fat people and spicy cornflakes.Undr The Cosh: https://www.youtube.com/@undrthecoshCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

Ray Bradshaw is guest host because Rob is selfishly taking his baby’s side. We invent yet another gameshow, mock the deaf and talk about poo. It’s classic Dead Men, you’d never even know Rob wasn’t here!Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

One of the best comics in the world Tom Stade describes why he got Rob into gambling and how to cook gourmet meals in hotel roomsGo and see Tom on tour! http://tomstade.comCome to our live podcast tour! deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Barry Dodds doesn’t want to talk about ghosts, but he does anyway. Someone’s had too many cola bottles. A fuse thief walks among us.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Ears last week. Now we’re on eggs. Freddy needs to work on his pillaging. Tom’s had an old man’s birthday.Some lovely Eid songs in this one.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

This one is ears heavy. Freddy makes a silly bet. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Joe K. Police (who definitely isn’t part of the joke police) makes sure all of our jokes are well within the boundaries of what’s acceptable. A woman’s bunk beds are getting in the way, but that’s fine, it’s within the boundaries of what’s acceptable.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Jamie Hutchinson introduces the world to dip pigs. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy and Alfie go for an intellectual brunch. A woman gets scammed by an astronaut and a man enjoys himself too much at Korn Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com

Jack Devaney aka Worldaroundewe is BACK! And he’s brought disgusting presents! He’s also brought a very dark story which probably should have been left for Patreon. Not for the faint hearted this one.Use DEADMEN25 to get a discount on Jack’s website https://worldaroundewe.com/And watch Taskbastard 2 with Jack now! https://youtu.be/nd_iq7cUw2ACome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com

Phil’s hear to talk about his Japanese toilet seat (Japanese toilet seat), shoddily painted England flags and try and organise a heistCheck out Phil’s video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ybQM4SkerA&ab_channel=PhilChapmanCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Someone has complained about Freddy in the gym. Rob urges everyone to steal.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Thomas Green tells us about growing up in a cult. Someone has a walk out at an Edinburgh show and for some reason that’s news. Tom really struggles to read. If only he had glasses?DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comGet in touch! email [email protected]

Seann Walsh learns about Jamaica. Tom reveals his favourite song. Rob has a ridiculous number of plants and an even more ridiculous way to water them.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Rob’s been to a non-binary wedding and had a lovely old time. Freddy gets in trouble looking at a watch. A gay guy claims he’s not gay despite being pretty gay. Someone mis-uses a mini horse.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comGet in touch! email [email protected]

Rachel Fairburn stands up for Oasis. We have some weird crushes.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Gregg Wallace has been a naughty boy and you better believe we’re gonna talk about it. Tom makes a friend with a fart.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected] send a video or voice note to 07544466428

Daniel Sloss joins us as we reflect on the SHOCKING news about Thomas Partey! Plus we wonder why men are so obsessive and laugh at football fans dressed as bananas.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected] send a video or voice note to 07544466428

Freddy’s had his gallbladder out but annoyingly we’re not allowed to eat it because of WOKE. There’s some great socks chat. A dog has no bumhole (for now)DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected] send a video or voice note to 07544466428

Kay Nicholson can’t drive but doesn’t want to talk about. Freddy has a holy trinity of McDonalds.DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected] send a video or voice note to 07544466428

Freddy meets a therapist and has a croissant (no salt). Tom has a very low stakes affliction. No guest today and it has a real patreon vibe. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected] send a video or voice note to 07544466428

Mike Rice has a hypnotherapist and talks to a stone. We give out health news, WWE style. Someone eats 40 apple pies.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected] send a video or voice note to 07544466428

Sandro Ford from The Problematic Pub Podcast has bought 100 chairs and has gout. Strap in, this one’s a rollercoaster.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected] send a video or voice note to 07544466428

Jamali Maddix tells us about the mad documentaries he’s made, having his teeth stolen and Oklahoma strip clubs.Hatty Preston is still guest producer while Tom is stuck under his big fat wife.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Dave Longley is here and he’s brought presents! There are some very, very bad things said in this one.Go and grab yourself some Moonshine using Deadmen10 for a 10% discount http://odonnellmoonshine.co.ukDeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talkingCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com