Dead Men Talking

We’re all in the same room! Freddy Libels Abu Hamza and has no idea how many tractors there are. Someone sends a really bleak story. Get in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy is BACK! This time with comedian Harry Jenkins in as guest host - they discuss whether the Saudi's might buy Tiddlywinks, who is the world's greatest twink, what Berghain is really like and what's the perfect amount of body hair.Get in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodBUY OUR MERCHShow your support and represent the Army of the Dead with your own piece of Dead Men Talking merchandise. Hoodies, T-Shirts, Jumpers, Mugs and more.http://www.comedymerch.co.uk/collections/dead-men-talking

Get in touch! email [email protected] Hutchinson guest hosts this week and explains how he could recognise any recruitment consultant in any situation. We discuss DeadMeet 27’ plans and whether The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds is the best charity.Get on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodBUY OUR MERCHShow your support and represent the Army of the Dead with your own piece of Dead Men Talking merchandise. Hoodies, T-Shirts, Jumpers, Mugs and more.http://www.comedymerch.co.uk/collections/dead-men-talking

It’s the post DeadMeet debrief! The big fat back spack still isn’t around but Phil Chapman is here.Get in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

George Zach and Kyle Legacy are placing the big fat coat boy who’s hurt his back sitting on a couch. George goes out with a famous victim. Kyle talks to himself in a mirror.Get in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Rob and Freddy have been on holiday. We’ve got a new idea for DeadMeet. Big shoutout to Zorg.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

Dave Longley is here so obviously this one goes hard. Freddy is a gay vegetarian now. And a panda.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Mikey Crump tells us lots of gay things. Freddy falls in love with a Chicken Big Mac.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z. Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Jordan Ducharme eats less vegetables than Freddy. Bruce Forsyth’s ghost has been up to no good.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

This episode is brought to you by Lebom! Bet on the World Cup against you mates! https://www.lebom.appDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

This episode is brought to you by Lebom! Bet on the World Cup against you mates! https://www.lebom.appDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

This episode is brought to you by http://tiamamoto.com - £10 off with discount code DMT10Justin Moorhouse takes advantage of a rookie error from Rob. A woman is mistaken for Pitbull. Capitalism wins a badge.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

This episode is brought to you by http://tiamamoto.com - £10 off with discount code DMT10Danny McLoughlin is on to watch some cringey stand up clips and laugh at Freddy’s head.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Mick Ferry has a phobia of dwarves and gets a wishing stone. Freddy gets a request at a gig. Ringing the cancer bell is an ick.Check out Mick’s podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/1FMApKyugSQVVzYaYRab9vDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

Guest host Taylor Ryan hasn’t watched Gladiators (and now maybe never will?) but she is going to become Prime Minister because why not? Do you know what I mean though?DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Adam Rowe is here! Bees are being used to find bombs. Freddy eats Rob’s jam baby. Someone’s been snitching on Tom. DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesFreddy has some EXCITING news. Rob’s been fibre mogged by his figmaxxing but also got pied off by a band.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Scott Mills has been in trouble, you might have heard about it? Kanye West has been in trouble, you might have heard about it? Tom had to throw some forks away, you might have heard about it?DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesSensei Carl and Harry Robbo are here from Mad That as we discuss Kanye, Freddy’s autism and bark a lot. You know the drill by now rururururuDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7Z

This episode is brought to you by Thor Holt! Visit http://thorholt.com with discount code GOODCUNT for a 25% discount of his servicesIts Loveleeeeeey to welcome friend of the pod Sanro Ford and he’s brought some great ideas.We talk Saturday Night Live, Chappel Roan and some other zeitgeist rubbish, but mostly we’re just horrible to each other.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Tom Nestor is here, but to avoid confusion Not Gay Tom has been sent away to do some undercover work. Will Freddy and Rob nuzzle? We discuss the manosphere.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Happy International Women’s Day to all who celebrate! Freddy wants to learn the trumpet. We improve Mortal Kombat.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

We’re a posh, lefty, soy boy podcast now. Welcome to Gay Men Talking!Tom’s had a business idea.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

There’s been a controversy at the Baftas, not sure if you’ve heard of it, and we give our very important opinions on it. Luckily Quinne’s Law is here to save the day.Who’s right - Tom or Freddy? Vote now!DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy learns how fun fat shaming can be. There’s been a controversy at the Winter Olympics and a woman smells her Dad’s underwear.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy has had brunch in Dundee and doesn’t like Bad Bunny. Princess Diana is getting a memorial race track. Rob has an unblendable baby.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Matt Richardson is back! We discuss Bill Clinton’s yankee candle and rebrand John Smith’s for the trans communityDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Battle rapper Sean Kray joins us as we improve Dr Pepper’s marketing and grow our own ghosts DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Non-drivers should have to do bollard duty. We get into voodoo. Freddy’s still eating in the bath and reveals something outrageous about his tables.What’s the difference between dust, gravel and sand? ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS!DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] on the discord and chat to other dirty scruffs https://discord.com/invite/yhJuMWrW7ZSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

No guest so obviously it gets a bit weird today. BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU LIKE ISN’T IT YOU DIRTY LITTLE SCRUFFRob can’t talk. Freddy’s been debating Busted lyrics. We try to do accents.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comGet in touch! email [email protected] us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

We improve reality TV and solve immigration in one swoop. Freddy’s in trouble with alcoholics and Jacob Hawley sells his underwear.Check out Jacob’s podcast https://www.youtube.com/@TheScreenRotPodcastDEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

We’re opening barbershops and definitely going to become millionaires. Someone eats Kevin Bacon. We learn how to politely go for a poo. We’re starting a meme that will definitely not get us in trouble.DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Katie Green tells us why she’s never had a boyfriend. Tom doesn’t know how prawns work. Freddy’s never been lost in lego. DeadMeet Tickets http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

We are the King now.Terry Christian everyone.

Hatty is back! And she’s got stories! Tom has been very stupid. Freddy has discovered something new.Go and watch Hatty’s special! It’s class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZvfaCXeD8 DeadMeet tickets are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.comCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Dave Longley’s here so it’s obviously a very spicy one.DeadMeet tickets are out now, go and buy some! http://deadmeetfestival.comGo and listen to Dave’s podcast!https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Mick Miller regales us with tales from his time working with Tommy Cooper and playing football for Stanley Matthews. Rob gets shit in his eye.Tickets for DeadMeet26 are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

It’s a very dwarf heavy episode this week. Sky Sports have been misogynistic and we simply cannot have that. Freddy has a Christmas rule.DeadMeet26 tickets are out 28 November on Patreon! The best comedy festival in the country is back and this time we're going TWO DAYS! Camping and non-camping tickets are available. The pre-sale ticket link will be sent out to Patreons on 28 November at 12pm!

We’re still reeling from the Terry Christian episode. A Haitian woman makes a bed out of hot pot. We try and order a guillotine.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Jon Parkin from Undr The Cosh joins us to talk about his life in football, fake dogs, crufts for fat people and spicy cornflakes.Undr The Cosh: https://www.youtube.com/@undrthecoshCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

Ray Bradshaw is guest host because Rob is selfishly taking his baby’s side. We invent yet another gameshow, mock the deaf and talk about poo. It’s classic Dead Men, you’d never even know Rob wasn’t here!Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

One of the best comics in the world Tom Stade describes why he got Rob into gambling and how to cook gourmet meals in hotel roomsGo and see Tom on tour! http://tomstade.comCome to our live podcast tour! deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Barry Dodds doesn’t want to talk about ghosts, but he does anyway. Someone’s had too many cola bottles. A fuse thief walks among us.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Ears last week. Now we’re on eggs. Freddy needs to work on his pillaging. Tom’s had an old man’s birthday.Some lovely Eid songs in this one.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

This one is ears heavy. Freddy makes a silly bet. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Joe K. Police (who definitely isn’t part of the joke police) makes sure all of our jokes are well within the boundaries of what’s acceptable. A woman’s bunk beds are getting in the way, but that’s fine, it’s within the boundaries of what’s acceptable.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]

Jamie Hutchinson introduces the world to dip pigs. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy and Alfie go for an intellectual brunch. A woman gets scammed by an astronaut and a man enjoys himself too much at Korn Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com

Jack Devaney aka Worldaroundewe is BACK! And he’s brought disgusting presents! He’s also brought a very dark story which probably should have been left for Patreon. Not for the faint hearted this one.Use DEADMEN25 to get a discount on Jack’s website https://worldaroundewe.com/And watch Taskbastard 2 with Jack now! https://youtu.be/nd_iq7cUw2ACome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com

Phil’s hear to talk about his Japanese toilet seat (Japanese toilet seat), shoddily painted England flags and try and organise a heistCheck out Phil’s video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ybQM4SkerA&ab_channel=PhilChapmanCome to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email [email protected]