Deadnotes

Doom Asylum. A movie where the gore is cheap, the jokes are cheaper, and the killer looks like he wandered in from a dental malpractice lawsuit. It’s a slasher that feels like someone dared a film crew to make a horror‑comedy during their lunch break… and they said ‘bet.’

Welcome back to Deadnotes, the podcast where we dig up cult horror, dust it off, and scream into the mic until the neighbors call the cops. Today we’re heading straight into the cornfields—yeah, those endless rows of Midwest nightmare fuel—because we’re talking Children of the Corn. That’s right, the movie that taught us two things: never trust kids with biblical obsessions, and never, ever take a road trip through Nebraska without a backup plan.

Welcome to Deadnotes—the horror podcast that packs a flashlight, forgets the bug spray, and always dies first in the canoe.Tonight, we’re pitching our tent in the blood-soaked woods of Sleepaway Camp, the 1983 slasher that asks: what if summer camp had fewer s’mores and more trauma?We’ve got it all—awkward teens, crop tops tighter than the plot, and a twist ending that made VHS players across America pause in stunned silence. Seriously, if you know, you know. If you don’t… buckle up, buttercup.We’ll roast the kills, toast the tropes, and dig into the behind-the-scenes madness that turned this low-budget oddball into a cult classic with one of horror’s most infamous final shots.So grab your whistle, dodge the curling iron, and remember: at Camp Arawak, the counselors are sketchy, the cook is worse, and the lake is just one big murder magnet.This is Deadnotes. Let’s get weird.

This 1987 splatter-comedy fever dream is what happens when you take a dash of H.G. Lewis, a pinch of vegan cannibalism, and a whole lot of neon-lit absurdity, then toss it in a blender with a brain and hit purée. Directed by Jackie Kong, Blood Diner isn’t just a spiritual sequel to Blood Feast—it’s a full-on punk rock exorcism of genre norms, packed with wrestling, brain burgers, and a goddess named Sheetar who’s got a serious hunger for human flesh.So grab your meat cleaver, crank up the synths, and prepare for a deep dive into one of the most gloriously unhinged horror comedies ever served. This is Deadnotes, and tonight... we dine in blood. 🍔🩸

Happy Halloween!This week, our brave (and increasingly drunk) hosts attempt to unpack the sweaty subtext, scream-worthy set pieces, and baffling dance sequences of this cult sequel—armed only with questionable cocktails and a deep love for horror oddities. Expect tangents, slurred trivia, and a lot of “Wait, what just happened?” as Freddy claws his way into the party.So light your jack-o’-lantern, pour something strong, and join us for a hilariously haunted deep dive into one of the most divisive entries in the Elm Street saga. Happy Halloween, you sick little dream warriors. Let’s get weird. 🕷️🍸🔪

Today, we’re rolling into Grover’s Bend with a basket of Easter eggs and a whole lot of hungry furballs. That’s right—we’re chomping into Critters 2, the 1988 sequel that said, “What if Gremlins had teeth, multiplied like rabbits, and crashed your holiday brunch?”We’ll dig into the film’s bonkers practical effects, the return of bounty hunter fan-favorites, and a giant critter-ball!. Plus, we’ll unpack the movie’s campy charm, its place in the New Line horrorverse, and why it deserves more love in the creature-feature canon.So grab your chocolate bunny, lock your fridge, and let’s get rolling—because the Krites are back, and they’re not here for the eggs.🔪 Let’s crack this one open.

This episode, we’re diving headfirst into When Evil Lurks, the Argentinian shockwave that’s been haunting festival circuits and rattling seasoned horror fans. It’s a film that asks: what happens when possession isn’t a secret battle of wills, but a contagion—spreading like disease, infecting the land, and warping the rules of survival?

Today we’re diving headfirst into a blood-splattered rabbit hole of censorship, sanity, and splatter with the 1995 Swedish cult gem: Evil Ed.This isn’t your average slasher flick. It’s a meta-horror fever dream where a mild-mannered film editor is tasked with sanitizing gore-soaked horror movies for public consumption… only to lose his grip on reality and go full psycho. Think Videodrome meets The Evil Dead, but with a Scandinavian twist and a whole lot of absurdity.

Today we’re peeling back the scorched layers of one of the strangest, most genre-bending entries in early '90s horror: Darkman (1990), directed by none other than Sam Raimi.Before Raimi had Spider-Man swinging through New York, he gave us Peyton Westlake—a brilliant scientist turned disfigured vigilante, played with tragic fury by Liam Neeson. Burned alive, left for dead, and reborn through experimental science, Westlake becomes the titular Darkman: a creature of rage, synthetic skin, and unstable identity. It’s part Frankenstein, part Phantom of the Opera, and all Raimi chaos.

Welcome to Deadnotes, tonight we’re diving headfirst into the surreal, unhinged world of Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy. This 1996 cult classic from the Canadian comedy troupe takes a sharp left turn into a bizarre, satirical nightmare—a pill-popping dystopia that’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying. Is it a comedy? A horror? A fever dream? Grab your glowsticks and your questionable prescriptions, because we’re about to unpack the madness. Let’s get weird.

Tonight we’re creeping into the cul-de-sac of suburban paranoia with a cult classic that’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying: The ‘Burbs from 1989.Directed by Joe Dante and starring Tom Hanks in his comedic prime, this film takes the picket-fence dream and turns it into a nightmare of nosy neighbors, strange noises, and a whole lot of suspicion. Is the new family on the block just eccentric... or are they hiding something sinister in their basement? Grab your flashlight and lock your doors—we’re about to unravel the secrets of The ‘Burbs. Let’s get started.

Welcome to Deadnotes, tonight we're diving into a bloodsucking B-movie gem from 1994: Mosquito!An alien meteor crashes in a swamp, mutating ordinary mosquitoes into giant, ravenous monsters with a thirst for human blood. It’s got cheesy effects, over-the-top gore, and a cast that’s just trying to survive the night. Is this low-budget horror a hidden classic or a total buzzkill? Grab your bug spray, because we’re about to find out. Let’s get into it!

Tonight we're clucking our way into the unhinged, feather-flying madness of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Get ready for a gore-soaked, musical horror-comedy that’s equal parts absurd and terrifying. We’ll dissect the zombie chickens, the over-the-top satire, and just how far Troma pushes the boundaries of taste. Grab your popcorn—and maybe some hand sanitizer—because this episode is gonna get messy. Let’s dive in!

This episode, we're peeling back the layers of this punk-rock fever dream—a film that drags you into the filthy, fabulous underbelly of Mortville, a trash-strewn haven for society's outcasts. From homicidal housewives to leather-clad rebels, Desperate Living is a chaotic cocktail of depravity, satire, and pure Waters weirdness. So, grab your ratty wigs and buckle up for a ride through one of the most outrageous cult classics ever made.

We’re diving into a cult classic that’s equal parts horror, humor, and hairspray. That’s right, we’re talking about the 1988 gem, *Elvira: Mistress of the Dark*. Join us as we unpack the wicked wit, supernatural shenanigans, and iconic charm of everyone’s favorite gothic goddess, Elvira, in this bewitching episode. Grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and let’s get creepy!

Welcome to Deadnotes, tonight we're diving into the blood-soaked shores of Crystal Lake with Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. Get ready for a wild ride as we explore Jason Voorhees, the machete-wielding maniac who might just be blasting Sisters of Mercy on his Walkman while crushing skulls with the strength of ten men. So grab your hockey mask, crank up the volume, and let’s get to the carnage!

We’re diving headfirst into the gloriously gory, unapologetically unhinged world of Dead Alive. Directed by Peter Jackson before he was taming hobbits, this 1992 cult classic is a zombie-splattered fever dream that redefines "over-the-top." From lawnmower massacres to rat-monkey mayhem, we’re breaking down what makes this blood-soaked masterpiece a must-watch for horror fiends. So, grab your brain-dead courage, and let’s get messy on this episode of Deadnotes!

Welcome, fiends and freaks, to another episode of Deadnotes—the podcast where we unearth the sinister underbelly of cult cinema and horror’s strangest corners. Tonight, we’re diving into a film that’s equal parts whimsical fever dream and unsettling oddity—a cult classic that hides its darkness beneath a candy-coated grin: Tim Burton’s Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.Is it a kids’ movie? A surreal comedy? Or… something far more unhinged? We’ll peel back the bowtie to reveal the twisted heart of Pee-wee’s quest for his stolen bike. From haunted truck stops to the uncanny vibes of Large Marge, this road trip’s got more shadows than you’d expect.So lock your bike, dim the lights, and don’t trust that clown at the drive-in. Grab a seat at Alamo Drafthouse, because Deadnotes is about to take you on a big, bizarre adventure. Let’s roll.

In today’s chilling episode, we’re cracking open the crypt to explore George A. Romero’s gut-punching classic, *Day of the Dead* from 1985. This isn’t just a zombie flick—it’s a raw, relentless look at humanity’s last gasp in a world overrun by the undead. From the claustrophobic bunker vibes to the unforgettable Bub, we’re diving deep into the gore, the themes, and the legacy of this apocalyptic masterpiece. So grab your headphones, lock the doors, and let’s get started—because on *Deadnotes*, the dead never stay silent.

We’re revving up for a wild ride as we dive into a cult classic that blends supernatural thrills with high-octane vengeance. We’re talking about the 1986 gem, The Wraith-a movie where a mysterious driver in a sleek black car dishes out justice from beyond the grave.Picture this: a desert town, a gang of ruthless gearheads, and a spectral figure behind the wheel who’s got a score to settle. It’s horror meets horsepower, and we’re here to break it all down—scene by spooky scene.So grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and buckle up, because this episode of Deadnotes is about to take you on a turbo-charged trip to the other side. Let’s get started!

Welcome, to another chilling episode of Deadnotes Podcast! Tonight, we’re diving into a twisted little gem that’s equal parts horror, comedy, and… show tunes? That’s right, we’re breaking down the cult classic Cannibal! The Musical.Picture this: a true story about a man-eating frontiersman, but with jazz hands and a side of dark humor. It’s got everything—gruesome history, catchy songs, and enough absurdity to make you question your sanity. So grab your shovels and your songbooks, because we’re heading into the snowy mountains of Colorado for some seriously demented dinner theater.This is Deadnotes Podcast, and tonight, we’re singing for our supper with Cannibal! The Musical. Stick around—if you dare.

Welcome, brave listeners, to another chilling episode of Deadnotes, the horror movie podcast where we dig up the darkest films and dissect them with a side of screams… and maybe some laughs.We’re shambling into some low-budget, high-gore territory with the 1989 cult classic The Dead Next Door. A movie that proves you don’t need a big budget to splatter brains across the screen—just a lot of red corn syrup and a dream.This one’s a real bloody mess in the best way possible. Directed by J.R. Bookwalter and produced by Sam Raimi on a shoestring budget, it’s got zombies, mad scientists, and enough cheesy one-liners to make you groan louder than the undead. So grab your boomstick, double-check your locks, and let’s see if the dead next door are knocking… or just here for the popcorn.

"Welcome, to another electrifying episode of Deadnotes, where we dig up the cinematic corpses of horror movies past! Today, we're plugging into the 80s classic 'Deadly Friend' - a film where friendship literally shocks you back to life! So, strap in, get your defibrillator ready, and let's see if this movie can revive our love for cheesy horror, or if it's just another dead note in the annals of cinema.

Welcome, ghouls and guys, to the podcast that's about to make your night frightfully delightful! We're diving deep into the 80s classic, "Fright Night," where the only thing scarier than the vampires might just be the fashion choices.Allen and Kevin are here to dissect every bite, fright, and hair-don't of this cult Horror-Comedy. Prepare yourselves for a bloody good time as we discuss whether Jerry's head could really stretch out his sweater, or if it was just his fabulous perm doing all the heavy lifting. So, grab your garlic, sharpen your stakes, and let's get this party started with "Fright Night"!

It's good to be back baby!Join us as we talk about old Herby West and his obsession with trying to re-animate human corpses. This is essential viewing for any horror fan, and one of the greatest horror films of all time!!

What happens when Vampires can't get their shit together? Allen and Kevin discuss all the shortcomings of Jesse as a leader of this hopeless group of disorganized misfit blood suckers!

Lets talk about one of the best films shot in a mall that isn't Dawn of the Dead 78! The robots aim like storm troopers, sex parties in a mall, and a new craze that's sweeping the nation "Gumilingus"

This week we check out Nightbreed! A criminally underrated movie, that deserves to be seen at least once by all horror fans! Kevin and Allen once again discuss one of their favorite childhood films, let's see if it holds up!

Join us as we declare our love for one of the best Horror Comedies ever! Did the Klowns get a serial killer stow away? Is death by hammer better than being turned into cotton candy? Is Mike doomed to watch Debbie fall in love with Dave again? We have no idea, nor do we pretend to have the answers, so sit back and listen to us make asses out of ourselves...yet again!

In this episode Kevin and Allen have WAY too much to drink, but somehow find a way to regroup and get this episode finished. so, sit back , relax, and enjoy the descent into depravity that is Frankenhooker!

Who made Who? Is Stephen King a good director? Could this possibly be a prequel to The Ballad of a Lunkhead? We certainly have no clue, But that hasn't stopped us from at least trying to make sense of it.

Tommy struggles with his ambitions, while questioning his faith in his Grandfather. Is there truly power in the blood? Will the family survive the altercation with the devils son?

Join Kevin and Allen as they continue to spiral into alcoholism while trying to debate whether or not Motel Hell stands the test of time!Is Bruce completely incompetent? Did Terry suffer brain damage from her fall into the tall soft grass? Is there such a thing as a Meat Fritter? (of course there is! Allen is an idiot)

It’s time for some Slurpy Booty! Drayton struggles to keep his younger brothers focused on the family business, while dealing with the care of his elderly Grandpa. Will ChopTop get his new Sonny Bono wigdoo? Will Bubba get friend-zoned like L.G.

It’s Mr. Bubble night! Teachers grooming students, priests banging your wives, and the boy who sees everyone naked! Only one man can save the town...The Drunk.

Is Ray a lying psychopath? Can the "Creeps" get to your brain through other means? We have no idea, but we'll attempt to make sense as we talk about it.