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Dear High Elves

by Burning Blade Productions

Dear High Elves is roundtable discussion format show where a panel of fantasy characters air their grievances, which largely have to do with high elves being rich jerks.Special topics include harmful stereotypes of races that high elves want to call "monster races."

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Episodes

  1. S1E08 - The M-Word With A Hard R At The End

    The adventurers are back at Matilda's Tavern to talk about Thanksreceiving Day, a high elven celebration of colonialism and theft. They also discuss the M-word and consent. Also, the new 2020, 9th Level Time Stop. For credits and more information, see: http://burningbladeproductions.com/?p=180

  2. S1E07 - Dia de los Gatos

    The party tries to teach each other about fall holidays including Hallowed Weens, Dia de los Gatos, and the Feast of the Moon. Then, Giladonis elf-splains everything and Victoria summons a demon. Devil? Fiend? Look, I'm gonna be real; I can't tell the difference. Also, a message from the Church…

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  3. S1E06 - Talking To Gnolls Instead Of Fighting

    The party's back to life at the reconstructed tavern (with a few new guests), but that doesn't mean they're done talking about the importance of consent. Plus, they get into a big discussion on how gnolls are unfairly maligned and the fact that Waterdeep is racist and sexist as hell. Also…

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  4. S1E05 - Beverages of the Afterlife

    This episode: The gang's all dead! They'll have to navigate the pronouns of the gods, the morality of scrying without consent, and the incessant ads for Ghostea, the tea that ghosts drink. Dear High Elves is a copyright of Burning Blade Productions. For credits and more:...

  5. S1E04 - Fanmail To Die For

    This episode: The cast reads fan mail and talk to an expert on the undead. Theme song remixed from “Ice Cold” by Audionautix. Myrkul VPN song by Kevin MacLeod. Orginally titled “Wholesome.” Dear High Elves is a copyright of Burning Blade Productions. To learn more, visit...

  6. S1E03 - Pride!

    Special Pride episode! Gay giants! Asexual succubi! Demi demihumans! Theme song remixed from “Ice Cold” by Audionautix. Ad music by Kevin MacLeod, originally titled “Tango de Manzana.” Dear High Elves is a copyright of Burning Blade Productions. To learn more, visit...

  7. S1E02 - Problems Of A Dungeon-Based Economy

    In this episode: The problems of dungeon exploration, adventure-based economies, and the jobs heroes have to take to survive under capitalism. Theme song remixed from “Ice Cold” by Audionautix. Ad music by Kevin MacLeod, originally titled “Sunshine (version 2).” Dear High Elves is a copyright of...

  8. S1E01 - Wood Elf Mobile Homes

    This episode explores racism faced by dark elves and orc, the ecological impact of hunting griffins, wood elf mobile home parks, and disgusting barbarian tea. Theme song remixed from “Ice Cold” by Audionautix. Chiporcle ad music by Kevin MacLeod, originally titled “Life of Riley” Dear High Elves…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Dear High Elves is roundtable discussion format show where a panel of fantasy characters air their grievances, which largely have to do with high elves being rich jerks.Special topics include harmful stereotypes of races that high elves want to call "monster races."

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Burning Blade Productions

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Dear High Elves is roundtable discussion format show where a panel of fantasy characters air their grievances, which largely have to do with high elves being rich jerks.Special topics include harmful stereotypes of races that high elves want to call "monster races."

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