Dear Internet

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Dear Internet

The show where we answer questions that you would only dare ask the internet

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    Dear Internet Episode 239: Bed grit

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a suddenly crummy gal, a laughing woman in the closet, and a movie opinion so bad it makes you want to break up!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 238: Toilet Soap

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about logical soap opinions, normal behavior for women, and getting your identity stolen by your husband and sister-in-law!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. 243

    Dear Internet Episode 237: My Leg Hurts

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about refusing to share food with your wife, banning Buldak ramen, and being saved by a spirit in Las Vegas!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. 242

    Dear Internet Episode 236: Demons all around us

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a coworker with a habit that’s a bit nasty, Avatar: The Way of Boners, and hanging up Satanic decorations!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. 241

    Dear Internet Episode 235: Jankwear

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about copy-pasting love letters, whether underwears are REALLY necessary to wear, and dating Snow White and the whole kingdom! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. 240

    Dear Internet Episode 234: Legally Overdramatic

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about disgusting boyfriends, mummy boyfriends, and whether pool sharks deserve love!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 233: I cry when I see the whale

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about Real Denim Heads, crying over Avatar, and making your bandmates Demon and Witch cry!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. 238

    Dear Internet Episode 232: Big Foot IQ

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about watching Heated Rivalry with your dad, getting stoned with Bigfoot, and getting Magic the Gathering cards from your coworker!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  9. 237

    Dear Internet Episode 231: Purple Clips

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about getting your friend to understand the loss she’s caused, duplicating objects, and a child’s invincible gun!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  10. 236

    Dear Internet Episode 230: Big Cup

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about helping with holiday cooking, living a cake lie, and PDA at the pub!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  11. 235

    Dear Internet Episode 229: The lying cake

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about helping with holiday cooking, living a cake lie, and PDA at the pub!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  12. 234

    Dear Internet Episode 228: Crab Turkey

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a turkey abomination, how scary female ghosts are, and seeing things through your situationship’s eyes!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  13. 233

    Dear Internet Episode 227: Lunch Shame

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about Halloween with your small and cute girlfriend, ham shame, and feeling uneasy around your Swedish hostess!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  14. 232

    Dear Internet Episode 226: Fake Punches, Real Words

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about high maintenance bathroom expectations, a wedding photoshoot, and getting creeped out by the Joker!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 225: Soda Baby Bottle

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about wearing underwear in the bathroom, backyard donkeys and/or mules, and trying to control how your wife drinks water!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  16. 230

    Dear Internet Episode 224: Hoodie Help

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about roller coaster etiquette, the intimate act of zipping up a hoodie, and the mystery of the missing dress!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  17. 229

    Dear Internet Episode 223: Prank Court

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a Labubu liar, being husband of the year, and proving your commitment…..permanently! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 222: Uncle Bro

    Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about treating your uncles like adults, the psychology of a demon, and your girlfriend’s gorgeous mom!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 221: Cremation Tattoo

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about telling your brother to FUCK OFF when he asks for pretzels, defeating an entity, and staying faithful….beyond the grave!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 220: Swooping and Scooping

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about an exploding Little Free Library, a bird beefing with your homie, and letting your aunt eat dog food!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 219: The podcast that stepped up

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about weddings!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  22. 224

    Dear Internet Episode 218: The Concept of an Elephant

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about ruining the tone of a horror film, highly intelligent sasquatches, and what to do when your husband gets seduced into a throuple at the motorcycle track! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 217: Giddy plants

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about raw meat energy, the inner child of suave, older men, and a marriage ruined by plants and landscape!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 216: Put the bad boys away

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a $900 ferret, sharing an experience with other people on Reddit, and the neighborhood onion thief!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 215: Angry Cowboys

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about drinking and painting a fence with your bros, cowboy and horse beef, and giving nails to children!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 214: Six Pack

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about ratting out your friend at the Minecraft movie, being able to share ANYTHING with your partner, and the 1% of the canine world!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 213: Last Name Butt

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about dealing with a Scoundrel and Thief, fighting over dinosaurs, and a name that builds character!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 212: Belly Slappin

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about making the seals jealous, meeting a vampire in Springfield, MA, and a surprise singing chef!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 211: Cottage Cheese Time

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about cooking illegal meat, how STUPID dancing is, and whether Mr. Beast…..is the Antichrist!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  30. 216

    Dear Internet Episode 210: Michael DiMauro the band

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about hundreds of packages of fake money, farting etiquette, and a disrespectful worship band name!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  31. 215

    Dear Internet Episode 209: Finding Foxes

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a little piggy boyfriend, getting rid of a succubus, and a hidden fox!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  32. 214

    Dear Internet Episode 208: Wizard the Lizard

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about cat mommies, kitty girls, and treating your cat like a brother!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 207: Buried in trees

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about stepmom’s Christmas tree graveyard, the tragic state of Simpsons subreddits, and a romantic Christmas gift!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  34. 212

    Dear Internet Episode 206: The Big Elf

    Dear Internet,This week, sharing toothbrushes, a ghost killing someone directly, and a Christmas-movie-ass family scenario!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  35. 211

    Dear Internet Episode 205: Baking Soda Pie

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about bringing a pie to Thanksgiving, the protective power of cats, and Christmas conflict with your mother in law!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 204: Tingle Sensation

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a girlfriend’s new eyebrows, being married to your best friend, and tingling in threatful situations!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 203: Pasta Balloons

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about berries that make your mouth feel weird, bad dreams about your dead aunt, and pasta innovations!!Edit: Sorry this is late, we had some issues with syncing Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 202: Lost pet

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a plague of brown recluses, how good it is to be a ghost, and getting naked on your birthday!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 201: Soft Mammals

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about apple peel drama, doing something kinda fucked up, and the creepy old neighborhood snake guy! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  40. 206

    Dear Internet Episode 200: Full of slugs

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about breaking out of slug jail, a yassified Father’s Day card, and, straight up, the beginning of a horror movie!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 199: Shark Moat

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about shaming your neighbor, supporting your boyfriend, and crushing your wife’s dreams!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  42. 204

    Dear Internet Episode 198: Horse Hygiene

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a boyfriend that makes you say “Good Grief,” an arrow as skinny as a toothpick, and horse hygiene!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 197: Consider aliens

    Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about returning a birthday gift, getting slapped by a ghost, and delicious Florida cuisine!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 196: I searched clam

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 195: Drinking Cream Egg

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 194: Accidental Body Builders

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 193: A sad puppet

    Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about asking a crying woman to leave a bathroom stall, a haunted puppet, and jorts.Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 192: Suckin on sauce

    Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about licking the sauce, trying to get possessed, cool (?) motorcycle guys! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 191: The Smokin Section

    Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about preventing a princess moment, the eyes of 100 emo men, and spontaneous combustion!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    Dear Internet Episode 190: Walkin Tux

    Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about carrying treats in your pocket, going on a walk in your neighborhood, and a stupid hotdog!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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