Dear Lizbit

Emily and Jasmine are finally back and staying put for a minute. However, all that traveling may have made Jasmine sick. Listen, at least she got to see new sights and witness Midwestern kindness so maybe it was all worth it. Emily unfortunately can't remember what she did but don't worry, Jasmine remembers for her. This week, Emily dives further into what's ailing both Jasmine and Emily. Jasmine dives into the sweet treat found at every Chinese restaurant.

Dear Lizbit is having a Midwestern summer this year. Listen, these two can't think of a better region to spend their summers. With summer upon us, Emily and Jasmine also get ready to celebrate a birthday. This week, Emily dives into the history behind a prominent sponsor and favorite beverage in Pride history. Jasmine dives into a historical figure in Pride history.

Jasmine has managed to wrangle Emily down for another episode. Listen, the woman stays busy with online secondhand shopping but Jasmine is determined to both keep her coming back and bulk her up to her destined HulkEmily form. This episode, Emily wants to know what goes into the process behind what brings her favorite music to her home. Jasmine tries to be a runner and a track star this episode.

Another summer full of vacations and busy schedules can only mean one thing... another special guest episode! Danielle is back and shows Dear Lizbit that she too is a real poopyhead with this Parisian history lesson.

Jasmine and Emily somehow talk sports this episode. Listen, these girls can get sporty when need be. These two are also all about the love this episode, or maybe it's just the start of Pride month coming through. Emily really feels the love this episode and dives into the man that taught the importance of it. Jasmine gets into a legendary ancient army that was fueled by love.

This week Emily has been getting herself cultured while Jasmine's body has been trying to kill her. But in the end they'll come together to talk about what really matters: the weather. Listen, these two have found a theme and they're sticking with it. This episode, Emily dives into the origins of her favorite cocktail. Jasmine turns to New Zealand, not for its stunning landscapes, culture, or Middle Earth, but to learn about their special reptile.

Jasmine is back from the city that loves to party. Back home Emily has been having a party of her own, showing her parents the way of white girl drunk. Listen, its a party all around on this podcast regardless where you are. This episode, Emily gets into a brilliant woman who reached historic ocean depths. Jasmine dives into the origins of a hobby beloved by both Emily and Jasmine. 

Jasmine and Emily get really passionate about zoo animals this week. Listen, who would've thought that the juiciest drama goes down at the zoo? Emily finally indulges herself into some etymology and looks back at the youths. Jasmine dips her toe in some historical true crime with possibly the world's deadliest Lizbit.

Emily and Jasmine may have a boozy filled episode this week. Well, boozy for Emily and electrolyte filled for Jasmine. Listen, someone's gotta responsibly drive this podcast vehicle. Emily dives into the science behind "the morning after". Jasmine meanwhile takes a moment to stop and consider the mode of transportation she often takes for granted. Emily and Jasmine also want to make sure to say: May the Schwartz be with you!

Emily and Jasmine finally hit their 100th episode! Listen, I don't think either of these two imagined they'd still be sitting in front of a microphone gabbing 100 episodes later, so it's worth celebrating. For their 100th episode, they decide to shake things up a bit with both of them looking back 100 years in the past to 1926. Emily unsurprisingly hits the books while Jasmine is off to the Arctic. This special 100th episode also features a special treat from OG Lizbit herself.

Emily and Jasmine are potentially not okay this episode and may have officially lost their minds. Listen, it happens sometimes and that's a-okay. While Jasmine has been at concerts supporting local artists, Emily has been doing her rounds of yearly embarrassing appointments. This week, Emily dives into the story of a rodent that changed history in Idaho. Jasmine dives into a figure also in history around the same time but... ya know... human: a woman who had an impact on not only the field of medicine in the United States but American servicewomen.

Jasmine has been busy getting punk with Gen X while Emily's cats take another eventful trip to the vet. Listen, the bottom line is Jasmine and those cats were both living punk this week. This week Emily dives into the duo that helped create a golden age for the most magical studio. While Jasmine is trying not to feel allergy season, she's at least trying to understand its customs a little better. 

Emily and Jasmine reminisce over another year gone by of doing this podcast and the continued love and support of their community behind it all. Listen, they always say time flies when you're having fun. This week Emily lets out some frustration with a deep dive into math that ain't mathing. Jasmine (finally obliging to her Dad's listener submission) tells the story of a famous freckled girl and the woman behind her.

Emily and Jasmine get sporty this episode. They discuss the sports they did experience and the sports they plan to experience. Listen, these girls know sports. This week Emily dives into the man behind a famous street and its residents, beloved by many children around the world. Meanwhile Jasmine attempts to learn a new digital language and its origins. Emily and Jasmine also celebrate this podcast turning 2! Happy birthday Dear Lizbit!

Emily and Jasmine are back to discuss their exciting weekend of seeing both the best and worst Hollywood has to offer. Listen, art is made up of a spectrum of good and bad and it's important to witness the whole range of it. This week Emily follows through on another promise of a deep dive with a German doctor ahead of his time. Jasmine dives even further into her love of bad movies and the group that celebrates them. 

Emily and Jasmine practice some slow living this week. Although Emily is trying to practice it in a much more enjoyable way than Jasmine. Listen, there's a spectrum within slow living and these two are on opposite ends of it. This week Emily dives into the surprising history behind one of her most favorite hobbies. Meanwhile this week Jasmine learns the joy of painting.

Emily and Jasmine got into some intense games this week. Listen, just call these two gamers from now on. Don't worry, the obligatory bad weather report will still be reported. Emily dives into a historic side quest between a German scientist and one of history's most notable mystery authors. Jasmine dives into some of America's most traditional and iconic commercial cookies.

Emily and Jasmine are back for your weekly delayed weather recap. Listen, there's no other two women who love recapping the weather more. Aside from the weather, they also got cultured and saw the most Tony-nominated play. This episode, Emily and Jasmine dive into some rants. Emily digs into the committee that brings our world athletes together every two years. Jasmine rants about a local catastrophe that's impacted our nation's river. 

Emily and Jasmine are still harping on about the weather this week. Listen, once it finally warms up and the snow melts, then they'll let it go... or maybe just start complaining about the heat instead. Emily gets back into food safety this week and lets another rant off her chest. Jasmine looks into the history of a ninja that may or may not have existed.

Jasmine and Emily have braved the ice this week to witness murder conducted in the silliest fashion. Listen, we know the list of reasons to leave their home isn't long and a silly murder mystery is definitely on that list. This week Emily dives into a woman in history who investigated real life murder mysteries. Jasmine gets heated this week over her sport bras and inadvertently gives herself an education.

Jasmine is back from vacation to discover Emily has a new found love for Craigslist. Listen, whenever these two go too long without seeing each other, we know many tangents await as they catch back up with each other. This week Emily takes out her soapbox and dives into legislation that greatly impacted American politics. Meanwhile, Jasmine is feeling the winter Olympic fever.

Emily and Jasmine find they're not really doing much this week besides packing and being horse girls. They'll still find a way to turn this episode into chaos though. Listen, we know things only devolve when they have too much time on their hands. Emily dives into her culinary culture and attempts to understand its origins. Jasmine dives into what exactly happened when you decided to take a pig to court.

Despite Emily reminding Jasmine what she's actually gotten up to this week in the real world, Jasmine is too busy getting overwhelmed with everything television will soon offer her. Maybe that's why she forgot to upload an episode last week... Listen, we've learned by now from this podcast that TV has shaped this woman's personality. Emily is determined to look into the brighter side of life and dives into the history of a woman who probably had the best vibes. Jasmine grabs a fork and digs into a certain kind of restaurant.

This week Jasmine found herself in chaos amongst children and ice sculptures while Emily found delight in a slower pace activity. This episode these two also dive into two very different sides of NASA. Listen, these two consistently share the same brain cell and accidently keep their topics in sync. Emily dives into an astrology scam app that she teased a previous episode. Jasmine pays tribute to a famous actor's aerospace engineering mother.

Emily and Jasmine are ready to start the new year and share some new year aspirations. Listen, there's a lot of ways you could start off your new year and we appreciate you choosing to start it as a poopyhead with these two. This week together, they find the theme of this episode to be: don't get scammed. Emily educates herself further about the type of content that is pushed on social media. Jasmine dives into the mystical or maybe not so mystical world of fortune telling. 

Emily and Jasmine are deep in the holiday spirit with merriment and holiday activities. Jasmine even tells us about an early Christmas gift experience. They also want us to remember this is the last episode of the calendar year! Listen, everyone but Santa deserves a break this time of year. Emily demands an echo chamber this episode to discuss an internet political trend. Meanwhile Jasmine is already looking ahead to the next year with a famous tradition viewed around the world.

While Emily has been busy celebrating end of fall birthdays, Jasmine reports her findings of a newly discovered arcade bar. Listen, most importantly though, Dear Lizbit wants to wish Malishka the happiest belated birthday wishes. This episode Emily needs to get a rant off her chest about both inappropriate behavior and how people need to better navigate the internet. Jasmine dives into the outlandish history behind one of her favorite movies as a child.

Who let Emily have all that caffeine on an empty stomach again? Listen, we all know if she isn't caffeinated correctly we're in for a world of chaos. Meanwhile Jasmine is back from an expo dedicated entirely to caffeine. Somehow this leads the two of them to Catholic guilt neither of them have? Emily dives into a disturbing and lesser known history of the church both abroad and here in the United States. Jasmine dives into the real history and woman behind America's favorite board game.

Emily and Jasmine take a stroll down a poopyhead memory lane as they get ready for Thanksgiving. Emily finds herself down another pop culture butterfly effect rabbit hole. Jasmine gets into the history of yet another televised Thanksgiving tradition.

Emily and Jasmine are getting cozy this fall. Jasmine may have aged a few decades this week though. Listen, sometimes in life you just need to live like a little old lady. Emily gets a rant off her chest and gets real about a particular brand of men. Jasmine is lost in the sauce trying to understand radio technology.

Emily and Jasmine try to get real sciency this episode. Listen, we're all about learning new things on this podcast and getting completely out of our depth. Emily tries to understand physics and a certain phenomenon's effect on the Earth. Jasmine gets into a famous anthropologist.

Emily and Jasmine may have not been able to spend Halloween together but they're back to discuss how they spent it and will try their darndest not to get off topic this episode by talking about forgetting to change their clocks and where to buy spices. Listen, we know how that will go. Emily gets personal with us and takes us into the labyrinth of her sleepy mind. Jasmine says goodbye to an era of television.  

Emily and Jasmine are pumped for Halloween. So much so that they've already started planning next year's Halloween. Listen, it's these little things that will get them through another year. Emily and Jasmine both dive into some spoopy topics this episode. Emily wants to know what's up with these gourds. Jasmine wants to understand the origins of our cherished childhood Halloween tradition. 

Emily has been staying busy with concerts, Renaissance festivals, and pickles. Meanwhile Jasmine is itching for a Halloween fix. Listen, the woman loves a fall season. Emily's extracurricular activities have inspired this week's deep dive to understand how these festivals all began. Jasmine dives into some ancient shapeshifters.

Emily and Jasmine have a lot to discuss and too little time to discuss it. They cover it all from bad DC drivers to weekend getaways to Halloween plans. Listen, it's always under the biggest time constraints when these two feel the topics overflowing. Emily tries to make the most of her troubles this week and dives into some fraudulent history. Jasmine dives into a local urban legend. 

Emily and Jasmine are both salty that they each had the audacity to hang out without the other. Meanwhile Molly tries really hard to make this episode her own. Listen, some episodes we just have to let her run the show and let out her post dinner zoomies. Emily gets into some duck drama. Jasmine gets into the history of one of America's favorite pastimes. 

Emily and Jasmine per usual try and fail to stay on topic this episode. Even when they try to simply catch up with each other, they get sucked into one of their soapbox rants. Listen, that's the passion that keeps these episodes going. Emily dives into the literary world of getting a book just right. Jasmine dives into some history and about how one should never cross a scorned woman. 

Emily and Jasmine are deep in the Virgo birthdays this week. They want to especially wish OG Lizbit a very happy birthday! Oh. And of course, happy birthday Emily. Listen, there's a lot of Virgo birthdays, it's hard to keep up with it. This week Emily acknowledges she's got that sweet sweet blood running through her veins but she wants to know exactly why these bugs can't have an ounce of chill with her. Jasmine dives into the controversy behind the seasoning that makes everything taste so much better.

Emily and Jasmine have had a busy week this week trying new things. Listen, they said this podcast would encourage them to live outside the box, so they're giving it their best shot. Emily dives into the Constitution to get a few things straight. Jasmine dives into some celebrity psychology. 

Emily and Jasmine are back from a brief hiatus and busy weeks to sit down and get back to what they do best, gabbing. Listen, sometimes you need a little breather to get back to utilizing your full potential. Emily dives into a listener's submission that finds Emily drawing inspiration and hope from a little rodent. Jasmine breaks out her Roman Empire and gets into the mad emperor.

Emily and Jasmine find they don't have it in them as much this episode to yap. But listen, these two find a way regardless because here we are. They refuse to ever let an episode be too short. Emily dives into the unnecessary hatred of society's least favorite word. Jasmine dives into the history of her favorite snack.

Emily and Jasmine cover a wide range of topics today from WWE to the proper techniques of syringing food into your mouth. Listen, always make sure to cover all your basis of conversation with others. Emily learns that not even our food can be safe from racial prejudices. Jasmine dives into the ultimate gatherings of the nerds.

Emily and Jasmine feel like it's been a minute since they've been able to live in each others brains. When in actuality it hasn't been that long at all. Listen, it may have not been as long as they think its been, but these two are ready to yap this episode. Emily gets some things straight about oral health this week. Jasmine is back on her poopyhead nonsense and back in our bathrooms. 

Emily and Jasmine have been attempting not to melt away this past week. Listen, until things get cooler, you won't be finding these two outdoors again. Emily wants to know what the deal is and digs into a controversial French delicacy. Jasmine goes underwater to our ocean floors with a historical figure in science.

Emily and Jasmine have had a week full of birthdays, dinosaurs, and Weird Al. Listen, to thrive in this world you have to keep a well rounded schedule. Emily reflects on her summer travels and dives into a captivating piece of history that she got to witness with her own eyes. Jasmine gets into the bugs that help make summer magical.

Emily and Jasmine are back from vacation and they might be a little rusty at this podcasting stuff. Listen, give them a moment to get their feet wet again, they'll get it eventually. Emily dives into the history of an important school that serves a marginalized community. Jasmine got a little worked up during her vacation and needs to let out a rant about the dangers of too much fun in the sun.

Emily and Jasmine realize with all that they have going on, they haven't seen each other in awhile so it's tangents galore this episode once again. Listen, these two will forever and always get excited to see each other and then struggle to stay on topic. Emily dives into an overconsumption issue of a new hobby of hers. Jasmine dives into one of the most powerful women in history.

Emily and Jasmine struggle staying on topic this episode. Listen, they have a lot of opinions about a lot of things and they refuse to keep it all inside. Emily is feeling the frustrations of pet parenting and needs to get a rant out. Jasmine takes us back to her childhood and her furry little friends.

Jasmine makes it back from partying hard with toddlers to join Emily for another episode. Listen, you're never too young or old to party. Emily is being FED this summer and dives into what defines this era of pop. Jasmine goes back to the beginnings of her guilty pleasure tv genre.

This week's episode is all about celebration, be it pride, finishing craft projects, or getting another year older. Listen, there's nothing this podcast loves more than to celebrate anything big or little. Emily attempts to get even more revealing with the most revealing tv show. Jasmine gets into some local pride history.