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Decent Takes Show
by Javaughn Marshall
Serving greatness to the globe or mediocrity to the masses - you decide. New episode every Saturday, tap in!
Episodes
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THE LAST DECENT TAKES SHOW
rebrand incoming.
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DECENT MEETS REDDIT 1
Some things shouldn't be shared on the internet, we're here to talk about those things. ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Listen to past episodes at https://anchor.fm/decent_takes ———————————— FOLLOW US! Decent...
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DECENT TRIVIA
When the world is a mess, play trivia and eat disgusting things. That's what we did. ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Listen to past episodes at https://anchor.fm/decent_takes ———————————— FOLLOW US! Decent...
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A LIMITLESS VOID
If there are aliens, what's the worst that could really happen? ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Listen to past episodes at https://anchor.fm/decent_takes ———————————— FOLLOW US! Decent Takes:...
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WHO'S THE GASLIGTHER?
Be honest, who really is gaslighting who? ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Listen to past episodes at https://anchor.fm/decent_takes ———————————— FOLLOW US! Decent Takes: https://www.instagram.com/decenttakes...
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WHAT EVEN IS A GOAT ANYMORE
GOAT talks, uncommon takes, and yes we talk about the obvious elephant in the room.
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FOOT TATOS
I don't want to explain the title, you're just going to have to wait to hear why it's named this... ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Use Code "STUDIOS" for 10% off at www.gameradvantage.com Listen to past...
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KISSES FOR THE FANS
How many punches could you take from Mike Tyson? Who is Stetson? Are lunchables actually trash? AITA? What happens when you buy Tom Brady's final touchdown ball and then he unretires? Why Christians shouldn't be able to bring guitars on planes. Today's a good day.
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SLAP OF THE YEAR
We're back & feeling good. What do you think we had to cover from the past couple of weeks? Will Smith & Jada, Chris Rock getting slapped, Elon Musk buying into Twitter, AITA Reddit Threads and more coming at you hot.
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DEATH VIA BEAN
There are many reasons to not try Beanboozled, this entire episode is one of them. ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Listen to past episodes at https://anchor.fm/decent_takes ———————————— FOLLOW US! Decent…
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WHY CANADA IS THE SAFEST PLACE ON EARTH
Back with another week of wild takes, interesting stories & your favorite duo. ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Listen to past episodes at https://anchor.fm/decent_takes ———————————— FOLLOW US! Decent Takes:...
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WHO'S THE NEW GUY?
Can you guess who the new producer is?
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ARE WE GOING TO WAR?
This week's headlines: Three Men Who Murdered Ahmaud Arbery Found Guilty on Federal Hate Crime Charges | Pastor Greg Locke Threatens to Expose 'Witches' in His Church in Viral Video | Massachusetts preschool had toddlers make, wear blackface masks for Black History Month | Grill’d co-founder…
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ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
Our goals for 2022 and some changes coming to Decent Takes!
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ROGAN VS CANCEL CULTURE
Today's Headlines: Spotify CEO Apologizes to Staff But Says He Does Not Believe in “Silencing” Joe Rogan // Former Dolphins Coach Brian Flores Sues NFL and Teams Alleging Racial Discrimination // ‘Tinder Swindler’ Banned from Dating Apps After Netflix Documentary // Warner Bros. Facing Lawsuit…
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WORST NIGHTMARE
This week's headlines: ‘Maus’ Book Sales Surge After Tennessee School Board Bans Holocaust Graphic Novel | Sony is buying Bungie, the developer of Destiny and original creator of Halo | Joe Rogan Responds to Spotify’s Misinformation Controversy | Two Ana de Armas Fans Sue Universal Because Their...
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OT, OT NEVER MUCH LOVE WHEN IT GOES OT
This week's headlines: Controversial restriction on 49ers-Rams NFC Championship Game tickets abruptly disappears on Ticketmaster A TV reporter was hit by a car while on the air in severe weather, highlighting risks of do-it-all journalism Jay-Z, Other Artists, Sign Letter Supporting N.Y. Bill to...
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WHEN WE WERE YOUNG
This weeks headlines: Possible sign of Mars life? Curiosity rover finds 'tantalizing' Red Planet organics | Queen Throws Prince Andrew ‘Under the Royal Bus’ as She Strips His Titles | Russia Issues Subtle Threats More Far-Reaching Than a Ukraine Invasion | Streamers Stand Up For Pokimane Amid...
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I AM META
Today's headlines: A reality star who says she made $200K from selling her farts in Mason jars is pivoting to selling them as NFTs Betty White suffered a stroke six days before her death Pilot pulled from crashed plane in Pacoima moments before Metrolink train slammed into aircraft Canada party...
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NEW YEAR SAME SUS
Happy New Year! Let's catch up. ———————————— Support the show at www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow Use Code "DECENT" for 10% off at www.nevcoproducts.com Listen to past episodes at https://anchor.fm/decent_takes ———————————— FOLLOW US! Decent Takes: https://www.instagram.com/decenttakes...
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ANSWERING THE INTERNET
This week, Jav and Mike play Answer The Internet answering some of the most bizarre questions the internet has to offer. Of course we filtered out the really crazy ones for patreon, but definitely still a lot to unpack here. Tap in!
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FIRED ON ZOOM
Headlines of this week: Parents of Suspected Michigan Shooter Plead Not Guilty To Involuntary Manslaughter Charges, YouTube Says Ludwig Was Not Banned Over Copyright Issue, NFL Suspends Three Tampa Players, Including Antonio Brown, for Faking COVID Vaccination Status, Plumber Finds 500 Envelopes...
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LIFE IS NIGHTMARE-ISH
Headlines of This Week's Show: Large asteroid stronger than nuke heading towards Earth late December, Suspect in Deadly Waukesha Parade Crash Faces 5 Homicide Charges, Biden Authorizes Release of 50 Million Barrels of Oil From U.S. Reserve To Ease Gas Prices, Armored Truck Spills Money on...
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WHEN TO GO GHOST
Southwest Airlines employee hospitalized after being punched by a passenger, Florida nonprofit will test giving former inmates $600 a month for 1 year, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson explains why he pees in water bottles during workouts, Bride-to-be goes full Karen over having a close wedding with...
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ASTROWORLD
Twitter blue, Squid Game cryptocurrency, Aaron Rodgers tests positive for COVID-19 after claiming he was vaccinated, Henry Ruggs III facing up to 40 years for DUI that resulted in a woman's death, Metal detectorists finds fortune, 8 dead at Travis Scott's Astroworld Festival, Dwayne Johnson bans...
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NO MORE CREEPIN'
Elon Musk is on track to become the first trillionaire, BJ Novak's face is on products worldwide for this reason, Ghost tech shows you the spirits around you with augmented reality, Alec Baldwin involved with fatal shooting on set of Rust, you know uh... No ___ November, Vanessa Bryant having to...
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SORRY CANADA
Hey Canada, sorry for making fun of you.
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THE ANSWERS YOU WANTED
Missionaries get kidnapped for 17 million dollar ransom in Haiti, how to ditch the cops in Australia (or not), MCU's first deaf superhero, Harry Styles is going the MCU?, answering questions from our twitter followers, guessing how things were invented and much more. Tap in!
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KIM K SAVES THE DAY
Kim K saves SNL, updates on the Gabby Petito case, psychedelics getting legalized?, Dave Chapelle's special and the pushback from the LBGTQ+ community, describing body parts? and a bunch of other things... Tap in!
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GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER
Our thoughts of the social media blackout, TikTok Star offers exclusive content of her newborn for $15, Twitch gets hacked and numbers are revealed, Joe Biden calls for 1.74 billion dollars of student loans to be wiped out (but not ours), what crimes we think we could get away with, and much…
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HUMANS ARE ANIMALISTIC
Have you ever heard the shopping cart theory? Some people are literal animals and we let them run the streets (and parking lots) like humans, and something needs to change. We talk about more than that though, tap in!
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DISCIPLINE BY SPRAY
Sometimes a few friends need to sit in a room and ask each other questions and if they get the answers wrong, they need to be disciplined...... by spray. Tap in!
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JONAH AND SOUR CREAM
what why and how jonah thinks this is good to do with sour cream is astonishing
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BEHIND DECENT TAKES
Here is the truth about what's happening on the other side of the camera, the good, the bad, the ugly, the truth. Thank you for listening.
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SOMETHING IS FISHY
Is Decent Takes getting in OF? Would you fight an alligator to save a stranger? Young man verbally abuses elderly lady. California vs Riot Games. Afghanistan is taken over by the Taliban. Massive data breach in T-Mobile leaves millions unsecure. Tesla gets probed. Buying weed from your cell…
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HOBBY LOBBY VS IRAQ
65% of Americans are willing to take a 5% paycut to work from home, Amazon is ending its drone program, Hobby Lobby robs Iraq, 17,000 looted artifacts are returned to Iraq from the US, Ex-Ebay security manager gets 1 1/2 years in prison for cyberstalking, 60 Day moratorium for mortgages and...
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WE ARE NOT FRIENDS
Friendship is declining in America, Simone Biles withdraws from the Olympics, Naomi Osaka, Lukasfilm hires Youtuber who made deepfakes of Star Wars, Tucker Carlson gets ran up on, California sues Blizzard/Activision, Wisconsin police officer tries to plant evidence, Lil Nas X, improv and more!
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APOCALYPSE IMMINENT
Twitter finally removed fleets, full-time minimum wage workers can't afford rent anywhere in the US, California's wildfires are so intense that they're sparking "firenadoes", the moon is wobblin', TikTokers are sticking garlic in their noses and the doctors are saying it's a bad idea, Victoria...
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ALEXA, PRESS PLAY
Tough day to be an Alexa, XBOX gets robbed of 10 MIL, president of Haiti gets assassinated, Trump sues Facebook, Sha’Carri Richardson gets suspended for smoking week, College athletes finally getting paid, Chris Hansen turns himself in, Giants have terrible jerseys, and much more… tap in!...
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ONE FULL YEAR!
ONE FULL YEAR OF DECENT TAKES, Bill Cosby is free but they kept Britney, $70 Million lawsuit against Robinhood, Mexico Supreme Court decriminalizes weed, Redneck Raves, Ex-NRA President gets pranked/protested, Juul gets sued, looking back on the year, Kodak Black throws 100k into the ocean and…
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PETTY FIGHTS
Lady RAGES over McDonalds slushee/slushie, Juneteenth becomes a federal holiday, Ex-Shake Shack Manager sues NYPD, A dog says HUYAAAAAHH, Texas running out of electricity, Coca Cola drops 4 Billion Dollars in Market Value because of Cristiano Ronaldo, Youtube vs TikTok Fight results, Joe Rogan...
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rippppppppp | exclusive patreon clip
you've got to just watch the video..
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THE FRAGILE FRENCHMAN
AI Pizza Delivery, AI McDonalds Tellers, Woman sneaks into middle school disguised as a 13 yr old girl, Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul, El Salvador accepts Bitcoin as legal tender, Bo Burnham depresses the world with new special, Jeff Bezos is going to space, the President of France gets slapped,...
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bad friends | exclusive patreon clip
WHO IS LYING? Davey says that he didn't know that Jonah wanted to watch the Bo Burnham special with the squad but Jav insists that he told him. Does Davey just have bad memory? Did Jav not tell Davey? Is Jonah even a part of the squad? I don't know. www.patreon.com/decenttakesshow
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MY MOM WAS IN A CULT
The hard questions get answered this week. Can Gorillas eat hot cheetos? Do dogs REALLY have stronger stomachs than humans? Was one of our team member's mom really in a cult that ate humans? Will Karen really delete her Facebook if Trump doesn't get his back? All this and MORE, tap in!…
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THAT'S A WILD BOY (w/ 20TIMinutes)
EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING!!!!!! We had a WILD boy on this week. Tim McCarthy from 20TIMinutes joins the Decent Takes mayhem for maybe the most wild episode that is available outside of our patreon, tap in and join the fun. Make sure to follow Tim: @20TIMinutes on all platforms!!!!!!!!
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MILLION DOLLAR VAX
CDC lifts federal mask mandate for people who are vaccinated, Ohio invents vaccine "lottery", Papa John takes new role as Tik-Tok loverboy, People overworked to actual death, Who's whiter, Superyacht sales increase exponentially, NFT's drop (of course, even Mark Cuban can't sell his), new…
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BANNED IN CHINA w/ Podcast27
Mukbangs are banned in China, Childish Gambino is being sued by Kidd Wes for "This is America", Demi Lovato freaks out over frozen yogurt, Smuggling cocaine through bananas, Teddy Bears made out of raw chicken, Calling out of work because Dababy, Who's most likely to...... Tap in! Joined by Haley...
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STOP THE PLANE!
Kim K smuggles a statue from Italy, Airplane passengers getting violent, our NEW sponsor, Bo Burnham RETURNS, Billie Eilish's British Vogue Interview, Targeted ads get revealed, How much information are you giving up?, Malian woman gives birth to NINE babies, How to get a droptop rental for…
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GLASS JAW
Hot Tub streams on Twitch, Getting knocked out by a fish, Super League eliminated, Simone Biles leaving Nike for Athleta, The Battle of the Joshes, Parking in EVERY parking spot, Florida School against vaccinated teachers, $15 minimum wage, passive aggressive icebreakers and much more. Tap in!...
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Serving greatness to the globe or mediocrity to the masses - you decide. New episode every Saturday, tap in!
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Javaughn Marshall
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