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Déclassé Podcast
by J & Jay
If it’s riqué, we talk about it. If it’s dark? Even better. Celebrity, astrology, plastic surgery: you name it, we want to unpack it. But what can we say? We are déclassé.
Episodes
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#13: P-Valley Season 2 (Episodes 1-9)
Hey y'all! Today, we are reporting from down in the valley where the girls get naked! Back from hiatus, it was only right for Jay and J to discuss the happenings in Chucalissa, Lil Murda getting murderous, Hailey Autumn Night Savage as Jessica Rabbit, the 180 ° shift between season 1 and season 2...
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#12. Valentine’s Day Special: Fifty Shades of Grey
TW: abuse, BDSM, stalking…For this year’s Valentine’s Day, we’re back with our ‘We Watched It So You Don’t Have to’ series. Movie of discussion: Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy. Need we say more? Follow us on IG and Twitter!
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#11: The Real Divorces of Housewives w/ Semajh
And perhaps a few fake ones? Joined by return guest Semajh, we are here to discuss every single divorce on Bravo's Real Housewives franchises. We ponder the impact that John Adams Morgan has had on not only Sonja, but also all of us as viewers. We acknowledge Peter Thomas' time as a Housewife and...
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#10. Scheana Shay: All Is Not Well
Join us in this episode as we do a mini dive into VPR's Scheana Shay's dating history, her current situation with baby daddy Brock Davies and their whirlwind romance. We also take many a tangent and somehow also manage to talk about Euphoria's Season 2 Premiere, Ari Fletcher's Fenty Sponsorship...
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#9. Who Will Succeed? Succession Part 1
On today's episode we are joined by our good friend Charlie to talk about our favorite bone-dry satire: Succession. In this first part, we focus mostly on the members of the Roy family. We dissect each of the siblings' opportunities to be the next Logan, assign sun signs to each of the main...
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#8. There's Something About Tom: Terrible Toms Compiled w/ Kara Berry
Is it just me or is there an inordinate amount of terrible men named Tom running amok? In this latest episode, we are joined by Kara from Everyone's Business But Mine podcast to discuss the terrible traits of a few men named Tom, including VPR's Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz, RHOBH's Tom Girardi,...
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#7. Retro Recap: RHOC's "Point Break"
Bravo is always a part of the conversation so, today, we return to our roots with a recap of the Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 9, Episode 13). You know, the one when Shannon Beador exclaims "You will all see the truth!". IG: @thedeclassepodcast Twitter: @thedeclassepod
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#6. Pondering Plastics: Nose Jobs and Facial Fillers Edition
Listen in as we play ‘Septum or Schnoz’, take a shot every time we say ‘pinched’ and give us your take on the future of the nose and facial filler industry. Also, if you’ve gotten your nose done, let us know. Don’t be shy! Follow us on IG: @thedeclassepodcast Follow the injectors and surgeons...
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#5. Open Relationships in Hollywood
Today's Taboo Topic: Open Relationships. From Dolly Parton to Kylie Jenner to Beyoncé, we cover a wide range of celebrities that have dabbled in nonmonogamous relationships. Along the way, we even make an astrological finding! Come open-minded and leave open to wanting an open relationship! IG:...
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#4. Tyler Perry: The Takedown w/ Stephanie Williams
Joined by Stephanie “Sunshine” Williams from the Mocha Minutes podcast, today we are assessing Tyler Perry’s body of work. From Diary of a Mad Black Woman, to For Colored Girls, to Madea’s Family Reunion, we touch on almost all of his filmography. Together, we critique his flimsy plot lines,...
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#3. Squid Game(s): A Light Numerological Analysis
Your girls are back and this time we are discussing the Netflix phenomenon Squid Game (or Squid Games as a lot of us seem to call it). Now that the hype has simmered down some, we offer you a brief recap, a slight review and a light analysis using numerology techniques. Join us as we also talk...
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#2. Smells Like Teen Spirit: A Chit Chat About Highschool and Halloween
This is what happens when you get J and Jay together a few days before Halloween. Apparently you talk about your inner child, high school, games, childhood creativity, cult classics vs top grossing films and rate the best candy—all with a sprinkle of spirituality and celebrity talk, of course. We...
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#1. A Sopranos Retrospective: The Many Saints of Newark
It's 1967 (or 2021, depending on who you ask) and we are talking about the DiMeo crime family. The Many Saints of Newark is the perfect opportunity for us to talk about something that Jay and J both love: The Sopranos. Through recapping and reviewing the film, we get to talk about everything from...
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63. RHOSLC S2 Premiere with Kendrick from Reality & Comics Too podcast
You know we had to bring back another good friend of the pod to talk about this premiere episode. Join us and Kendrick as we chat about the RHOSLC S2 premiere, high school superlatives, Met Gala looks, Tom Girardi’s immortality, religious conversions and so much more! Follow Kendrick Tucker on IG...
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62. RHOP: The Over Analysis of Robyn Dixon
Today we are kind of recapping Season 6 Episode 8 of the Real Housewives of Potomac, but not really. We more so talk about Robyn Dixon as a character on RHOP, Boss Lady Mia, and The Shahs of Sunset reunion. Happy Labor Day weekend! Our IG Our Twitter
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61. Retro Recap: RHONY S9 Ep 18 W/ Kim Hasara
Join us as we chat about a Punta Mita trip from hell, tequila confessions, rank the RHONY ladies as friends and lovers, talk about how we are feeling about RHOP so far and much more! Follow Kim Hasara on IG: @bravoyinzer
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60. Pondering Plastics: BBL Edition w/ Ky from @TheRealHousewivesOrders
Finally, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY! Joined by Ky, a skinny BBL aficionado, we talk about all things Brazilian Butt Lifts. We analyze the many asses Kylie Jenner has "allegedly" purchased, play a game of "Bought or Born With It?", and have an "informed" discussion about the best asses…
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59. Retro Recap: Flavor Of Love S2 Ep 1 & 11 w/ Charlie from Odd Black Individual Podcast
“She was buckin and she was truckin”—Ancient Flavism. Join us as we bring back friend of the pod Charlie for an epic retro recap of none other than cultural icon Flavor Of Love. FoL served as the genesis of all the love and dating shows that we know today. On today’s episode we’ll specifically...
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58. RHONY & RHOP w/ Semajh from Me I Am: Cancelled
The Bravo Gods have finally given us some conversation-worthy content. Hallelujah! We are joined by Semajh to talk about drunk truths, cheating truths, broke truths, and whatever other truths that come out. We discuss some of the breaking pop culture news, show our support for Bershan over on...
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57. Below Deck Med S9 Ep. 1-3
WE ARE ON A MEGA YACHT! So join us as we set sail through the Mediterranean and do things like: state our stance on the Eboni K Williams Harlem Nights dinner, question the validity of Darwinism, give our opinion on Heaven, ponder why Chef Mat is cooking for Wolverine, rank the crew aboard The…
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56. Shahs of Sunset: Shah-Shank Redemption
Mike is a pig. MJ is our favorite. Nema is the narrator. And Reza's husband is… forgettable. Join us as we catch you up to speed on how we feel about the Shahs in these last few episodes. As always, we are happy to spend the next hour or so with you! Follow us IG And Twitter!
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55. RHOBH S11 Ep. 1-7
Join us as we recap the latest season of RHOBH thus far. We discuss the ladies as individuals, give honest opinions on the season’s newcomers, process the Sutton v. Crystal case, ponder Ray J’s never ending Hollywood connections, sing the Rock of Love theme song and more! Follow us on IG and tell...
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54. Everything Bravo w/ Taria from Weigo Podcast
What a time to be a Bravo lover. Today is a Jay and Jaé (IG: @weigopodcast) day! We tried to keep it brief, but we end up covering basically every show on Bravo, and then some. So let's cheers to the the elimination of Dodd, roll our eyes at RHONY, reminisce on the good days of Shahs of Sunset…
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53. RHONJ S11 Reunion Parts 1 & 2 w/ Eugene from Problem Addict Podcast
Join us as we chat with our special guests about all things Taurus, gay porn, Mariah Carey, the market for Korean housewives casting and oh yeah, the Jersey housewives. Follow Eugene for more on his IG: @problemaddictpod
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52. Shahs of Sunset: Season 9, Episodes 1 & 2
Salam! We are welcoming another Bravo show into our repertoire and, you guessed it, it's Shahs. This season started off with such a bang that we had no choice but to break it down. From Puppeteer Reza to Mike/Jax Shouhed to Inconsequential Destiney, we overanalyze it all and have a great time…
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51. We’re Back! RHONY S13 and M2M S8 Recaps
We’re baaaccck! Join us as we talk about why we went on hiatus, Onika vs. the City Girls, our thoughts on the latest season of RHONY and Married to Medicine, new castmates Eboni and Anila (see: “Anita”), give a blurb on the porn industry and so much more! Rated M for Mature. 0:00-19:00: Intro,...
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50. 4/20 Special meets 50th Episode Extravaganza w/ Ceaz
It's been too long! The fact that we came back from hiatus, it happens to be 4/20, and it's our 50th episode made it impossible for us not to drop an extravaganza to celebrate. Ceaz joins us for the 4/20 portion where we play a game of would you rather, create a fantasy celebrity smoke session…
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49. Married to Medicine S 8 Ep. 1 & 2 w/ Lily from ShesStartin
Joining us for this whopping episode is Lily from She’sStartin (no G)! We talk housewives, Lily’s astrology, the first two episodes of Married to Medicine’s new season, ancestry.com connections, cheating rumors and theories, Scottish and Irish tartans and much more! Follow our guest on IG and...
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48. Retro Recap: RHOP's Sex, Lies and Butter Knives w/ Jorden King
Friend of RHOD (The Real Housewives on Display) Jorden from Durags & Degrees Podcast is joining us to travel back in time, to 2019, to cover the Real Housewives of Potomac Season 4, Episode 8. As a Team Moniquer, Jorden sheds a light on why Monique does what she does. Jay praises Katie Rost in…
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47. Harry & Meg Interview and Retro Recap: RHONJ’s Hot Tub of Sour Grapes
Cheerio, mate! Join us today as we chime in with our own opinions on the much discussed royal interview. Then, we take it back to classic HOD and talk K2, InTouch magazine payments, meatball competitions gone wrong and why Taurus and Leo make for one stubborn Teresa in our RHONJ retro recap! TW:...
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46. RHOSLC: 3-Part Reunion
Today, Jay and J recap all of the reunion parts of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City... kind of. We talk about Mary's colorism, Heather's histrionics, and Meredith's nothing. Somehow we also end up talking about Kourtney Kardashian, Saweetie, and turn our podcast into a makeshift Shark Tank....
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45. RHOA: What Happened in the Dungeon? w/ Kendrick from Me&You, The Housewives & Marvel too Podcast
Go Bolo! Go Bolo! Join us as we talk about the Infamous [Bolo] and the ladies of RHOA. Here with us to discuss this momentous occasion is Kendrick, the last of our Fantastic Four. We chat astrology, hand out some guilty verdicts in Bolo Court, hypothesize the meaning of the name Bolo, discuss a…
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44. RHONJ: C U Next Tuesday? w/ Mixing with Mani
Here we are, at the season 11 premiere of the Real Housewives of New Jersey! We are joined by Mani (IG: @mixingwithmani) to talk about it all. We dip into a little bit of Salt Lake City, complete with a Vida Tequila review. When talking Jersey, we get into the scripted nature of the episode…
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43. TLC’s 1000lb Sisters: There’s Something About Jerry (S2, E6)
You may ask yourself why are they covering this show? But we implore you to also ask yourself: when have J and Jay ever led me astray? Join us as we cover the hidden gem sensation 1000lb sisters, discuss the Slaton sisters and their interesting (re: toxic) dynamic, the nature of (trigger warning)...
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42. Valentine's Day Special!!
Happy Valentine's to you all! And for all of our singles: Happy Galentine's Day to you, more importantly. Will you be our Valentine? We'll spend the day playing a game of "Toxic or Not?" and review Netflix's Malcolm & Marie. Love you all 💜 "Diamonds Dancing"/Drake fan fiction:...
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41. RHOSLC: Chilly Reception w/ Taria from Weigo Podcast
Today we are joined by our third Jaé, the fabulous Taria of What Else is Going on Podcast (IG: @weigopodcast & twitter: @tsfaison). With the entire first season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City under our belts, we are finally ready to talk about it all. So let's chat about why we choose...
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40. Lifetime’s Wendy Williams: The Movie
Basically, we watched this movie so you all didn’t have to. Join us as we chat about the Queen of Radio, Wendy Williams and her new Lifetime Movie. It was...quite the film. Grab a snack and come on back! NOTE: Several trigger warnings in this episode: sexual assault, drugs, miscarriage
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39. Netflix's Bling Empire
We have all heard of Bling Empire by now, if not watched all of season one. Jay and J breakdown the entire show in this X-rated review. From Anna's penis pump, to Kelly and Andrew's toxic relationship, to Cherie's son being her mother reincarnated, we do not leave a single stone unturned. Enjoy!...
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38. Retro Recap: Vanderpump Rules' "Slap" w/ Obi bin Imani
Obi from Odd Black Individual Podcast joins us again as we do our first ever retro recap of the Bravo show Vanderpump Rules. This episode we chat about the VPR cast (back when they were in their prime), question the legitimacy of Lisa Vanderpump’s...ahem...assets, discuss Kristen’s “snake”…
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37. BREAKING NEWS! (Ft. T.I. & Tiny)
J and Jay are coming to you with all things breaking news as of 1/28/2021. These topics include how Redditers have completely flipped the script on the stock market via Gamestop shares and the death of an icon. Additionally, we must address the T.I. & Tiny (a.k.a the "alleged" Jeffrey Epstein and...
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36. Retro Recap: RHOBH’s “Malibu Beach Part(y) From Hell”
Join us as we recap one of the most iconic episodes in RHOBH (and meme) history. We chat Kyle the Beta Mean Girl, Crackpot vs. Jackpot, Mauricio the “Faithful”, The “Wedge But No Bra” party, LVP’s boudoir skills and so much more! Follow us on IG @housewives.on.display
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35. State of the Union Address
Our first recording of 2021! Happy New Year! This episode is an overall recap of the three Housewives franchises with new episodes that aired in the last month: RHOP, RHOA, and RHOSLC. And with new episodes come new feelings, so Jay and J are being nothing short of candid in this episode. We...
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34. Retro Recap: RHOP’s “That’s Scentertainment”
Listen to us chat about Caymus, drunk driving, Chris and Candiace’s finances (or lack thereof), Burlington Coat Factory, narcolepsy and more in this retro recap featuring a very special guest, our bestie in a “Tessie”, Kenny. Follow her for skincare, health, wellness and more @ IG: who_iskenny
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33. Retro Recap: RHOA's "Just Like Home"
To kick off this New Year, J and Jay are going back in time. Back when the Real Housewives of Atlanta was THE Housewives franchise of all Housewives franchises. Back when it was Marlo's first season. Before Sheree was fired. Before Nene left (the first time). When the show was divided into two...
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32. RHOA: New Peach in the Orchard & RHOP: Reunion Pt. 1 w/ Brion Tisdale
Hello there! Welcome to this MEGA episode featuring our returning guest Brion Tisdale as we trudge through a rather boring RHOA episode and an action packed RHOP Finale episode. “Grab a snack and come on back” as we talk about Drew and her missing husband, Kenya and Latoya’s mutual passion,...
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31. Holiday Special!!
Today isn't just a regular day because Christmas time is here. Happiness and cheer! Today J and Jay talk all things holiday, from their top three Christmas movies of all time to the best gifts they've ever given. Hold onto your Santa hats and take this ride with us! Happy Holidays to all. IG:...
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30. Retro Recap: RHONJ’s “In The Name of The Father” w/ Hannah A Brown
Hannah Brown from “Not Aspirational with Hannah Brown” podcast joins us today as we go back in time to the infamous RHONJ Christening episode. Tune in to hear us debate the two Joes, balk over Hannah’s love for the Wakiles, question Jacqueline’s mothering, laugh at a portrait and of course…
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29. RHOP: Deck the Halls With Drama
Can you believe we are at the finale of the Real Housewives of Potomac? The ladies and Michael sure went out with a bang! Are Michael & Ashley the Jax & Brittany of the cast? Will Juan actually propose? Does Jamal ever make it out of Gizelle's phone? We talk all that and more with you all today.…
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28. RHOA: No Justice, No Peace
Join us as we chat about the newest season of the heavyweight housewives franchise: RHOA. We chat about Cynthia’s wardrobe (malfunctions), Kenya’s (ongoing) relationship woes, Kandi’s (odd) sensuality, Block vs. Todd and of course, Porsha Luther King.
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27. RHOP: Shifty Wigs & RHOSLC: Roaring Emotions
J and Jay are blessed with two pretty good episodes to talk about in this two-for-one recap. During the Potomac portion, we welcome Monique back from her hiatus and talk a lot about wigs, many of them shifty. As for Salt Lake City (recap begins around 49:00), we appreciate Heather for the first...
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