PODCAST · comedy
Deep Dive in the Shallow End
by Hard Drive
Two friends from back in the day, Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz, look for the most interesting topics they can possibly find and talk about them a little bit.
Episodes
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Blackbeard 🌊 King of The Pirates 🏴☠️
he'll steal your boat, he'll steal your booty, and he'll steal your heart. it's BLACKBEARD! the villain of One Piece, the villain of Spongebob, and the villain of 18th century colonists. it may be late March.... but it's still NAUTICAL NOVEMBER, BABY
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The Wonderful World of Drowning
Take a splash with two nauti boys for Maritime March's blockbuster installment of Deep Dive in the Shallow End. Drowning is definitively the most fascinating way to die and we're here to tell you why. From the invention of drowning to folks who drowned just yesterday, Kris and Jeremy will…
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4 shipwrecks better than TITANIC
NAUTICAL NOVEMBER isn't always smooth sailing... from boat crashes to float smashes, here's some ships that certainly weren't too big to fail
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Anne Bonny 🌊 Queen of The Pirates 🏴☠️
Her crew was the inspiration for 'Pirates of the Caribbean' (both the film and the ride) and she was one of the coolest pirates to grace the seven seas, so join Captain 'Capsized Kaplowitz' and his scurvy first mate 'Clamshells Casey' as they discuss this salty seaward C word. You know just from...
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THE BEST ANIMAL ACTORS
And the Academy Award for cutest little guy goes to.... Scruffles the Cat! Here's a list of the greatest animal actors to ever grace the silver screen
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THE WEIRDEST HOLIDAY TRADITION
happy holidays from the Deep Dive Dudes!!!
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THE MOST POWERFUL BIRDS
Avian expert Jeremy Kaplowitz and his bird-brained pal Kris Casey get together to rank the Earth's most powerful birds. Eagles, penguins, and everything in between. Who has the most delicious eggs? Who has the hottest chicks? Who has most detachable corkscrew dicks? Right wing or Left wing?...
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ESCAPE from ALCATRAZ
In June of 1962, inmates Clarence Anglin, John Anglin, and Frank Morris escaped from Alcatraz Federal Penitentiary, a maximum-security prison on Alcatraz Island. The FBI tracked them down for years, but were never able to find the trio — stating, decades later, that the men must have drowned in…
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DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS
*DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE* You don't need to watch the film to enjoy the podcast. Terrible comic book movie experts Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz will guide you through through the "plot"
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CANNIBALISM PART 2
In the thrilling conclusion to our two part Horrifying-tober ("the 'tober so horrifying it's in 'vember" -slogan pending-) special, our heroes discuss the devilish delicacy known as The Long Pig. You are what you eat, and I'm only human baby
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CANNIBALISM PART 1
People Who Can Eat People Are the Luckiest People in the World. Welcome to HORRIFYNGTOBER: the only time our podcast is BRAVE enough to dive deep into the shallow end of....CANNIBALISM! Tune in to our two part series about those who took part in taking parts of human bodies and eating the fuck…
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Episode 69 😏
"Nice." The number that fucks has arrived. The most sexy digits since third base. Join nymphomaniac Jeremy Kaplowitz and pokémaniac Kris Casey as they discuss the bizarre sexual practices of the animal kingdom, the macabre history of contraception, and freakin' fucking fun facts
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BARBER SURGEONS
you ever get a haircut and think, "damn this guy doesn't really know what he's doing"? well back in the old days it was BARBERS who were in charge of SURGERY! can you imagine? dive into the shallow end with Kris and Jeremy as they explore the weird and wild world of our own dang past, when…
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oops no episode
whoops - we are still recovering from our mishap at the fun factory after last week, and now we have no episode at all, not even one about berries. we apologize deeply for this error and working to get the factory up and running again. expert laborers in the area report that we're currently…
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OOPS ALL BERRIES!
WHOOPS — we accidentally made a podcast exclusively about berries (textbook blunder, happens to the best of em) Every type of berry. We've got straw, we've got Halle, we've got an unpleasant amount of puns on the word "very." From Blueberry to Booberry, we've got you covered. So join Cap'n Casey...
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Top 3 Treasures to Keep an Eye Out For 🤑🤑🤑
there's a lot of buried treasure - or booty, as the pirates say - that's still out there waiting to be discovered. well fear not, because the Shallow End Explorers Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz have drawnyou a treasure map to find that shit.... if we don't find it first!
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The Phantom Barber of Pascagoula
Who keeps cutting these young girls' hair in the middle of the night?!?! Don't worry, the long-locked Kris Casey and the beautifully-balding Jeremy Kaplowitz are on the case!
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Animals Who Held Public Office
Sure, all politicians are animals in their own right, but you would be shocked by how many American towns currently have a literal dog as an elected official. Don't even get us started on turtle presidents and horse senators. Join mare whisperer Kris Casey and mayor whisperer Jeremy Kaplowitz to...
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Hannibal the Conqueror and His Magnificent Elephant Army
When he wasn't taking elephants skiing, he was throwing venomous snakes at nude oarsmen. Hannibal was one wild son of a mother. If Italy was a boot, then Hanni slipped that bad boy on and shoved it up the Roman Senate's collective asshole. Good ol' H-Bomb didn't even speak the same language as…
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TESLA ⚡️
in response to Hard Drive's (on-going?) feud with Elon Musk, the Deep Dive Dudes delve into the life of the man who inspired the company that Elon purchased and declared himself founder of: Nikola Tesla
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surprising INVASIVE SPECIES to the US 🐱🐝🐠
did you know a buncha animals that live in the Americas aren't even from here?! are you kidding me! i thought these guys were as American as APPLE PIE? what's that? apple trees are originally from Asia?? WHAT IS GOING ON PLUS: can you guess the Smash Bros game by the negative review? if you guess...
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WORLD'S WACKIEST SPORTS
we've got a sport where the ball is on fire, we've got a sport where the ball is a live animal, we've got a sport where the ball is a dead animal— we got one sport where the losers are killed and another sport where if you die, you automatically win. Join connoisseur of trivial bullshit Kris…
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DOCTOR STRANGE in the MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
join super hero podcasting expert Kris Casey and master of the dark arts Jeremy Kaplowitz as they deconstruct the twisted cinematic vision of our dimension's Sorcerer Supreme Sam Raimi [Evil Dead, Spider-man 3]
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the 1912 COURTHOUSE MASSACRE 🤠
in the dusky death rattles of the Wild West, frontier family, the Allen Gang, rode into Carrol County to free their boss and patriarch, Mad Floyd Allen, from the grasp of the ever-encroaching judiciary. As was custom at the time, a bloodbath ensued. Join dutiful Deputy Jeremy and wanted outlaw...
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MOST RADICAL RODENTS 🐀🐀🐀
animal podcasting experts Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz take you on a gnarly safari of the world's most radical rodents. We've got real-life hive-minded creatures, naked mole rats, and beavers. And, of course, the various vibrant vermin that have long dominated global media: mice— from Mickey…
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MORBIUS
Sony Pictures adds another poorly CGIed anti-hero to their roster of formulaic Marvel knock-offs. That's right, it's everybody's favorite blood-drinking ghoul, Jared Leto, as the misunderstood yet brilliant Dr. Michael Morbius. Watch the emo doctor fight the eleventh doctor in a vampire v.…
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the GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY of 1963 w/ Kevin Flynn
choo choo motherfuckers, Reginald's Boys are back in the building to discuss the most daring heist of the 20th century. Jessie James ain't got nothing on Gordon Goodie. featuring a guest appearance by Hard Drive editor Kevin Flynn! to be clear, he's a guest on the podcast, he wasn't a guest on…
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POKéMON LEGENDS: ARCEUS 🔥🔥🔥 w/ ANDY HOLT
Jeremy's on assignment so Hard Drive editor Andy Holt steps in to discuss maybe the coolest Pokémon game ever???
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LOST MEDIA 🔥🧐
a Star Wars show that never aired, a Rembrandt that was stolen by Nazis, that time Hemingway's wife lost all his manuscripts— join the boys to discuss the best unwatched, unseen, unheard, unread, unbelievable content there is/was on the whole gosh darn planet
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Pablo Escabor's COCAINE HIPPOS 🦛🦛🦛
The Crack King of Columbia was truly on his super-villain shit. Mans had a secret lair complete with artificial rivers, armed guards, and deadly beasts imported from all over exotic lands. Join Jeremy Kaplowitz and Kris Casey to discuss the consequences of hippopotamus ownership
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LEGENDARY WARRIOR ⚔️ LÜ BU w/ Mark Roebuck
Legendary Hard Drive writer Mark Roebuck joins the podcast to discuss the life and times of legendary Chinese warrior Lü Bu! this guy was out there wrecking shit up in the late HUNDREDS. we're talking year 192. ever heard of the Dynasty Warriors games? that's him
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THE MAN WHO COULD EAT ANYTHING
you ever get hungry? well unless you're slurping down live snakes, there's no way you've ever been as hungry as Tarrare, the 18th century Frenchman who was so goddamn hungry, he would eat literally anything he saw. most of this episode is just us listing all the absolutely crazy shit this guy…
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the HEIST that made the Mona Lisa FAMOUS
did you know that the Mona Lisa was just some random ass Da Vinci painting until an Italian guy stole it in the early 1900s? you did? seriously? are you messing with us right now? because that was like what this whole episode was about... well, shit.
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THE WAR AGAINST EMUS 🐦🎖️🔥
In 1932, Australians embarked on the first ever war that humans fought against animals, attacking local emu populations with military force. Who won what would be called the Great Emu War? Well that's a slightly complicated question to answer.
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NEW YEAR, NEW VENOM
Kris and Jeremy finally sit down and watch Venom 2: Let There Be Carnage. Happy new year, wavy babies!!! Thank you for listening to our podcast, we appreciate you!!!!!
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SPIDER-MAN 🔥🔥🔥
The No Way Homies reunite to discuss the Web Head's latest cinematic outing. Can our hero Kris Casey (movie lover) defeat his arch-nemesis Jeremy Kaplowitz (movie hater and general fiend) in a furiously frenzied friend-on-friend feature film fight to the finish? Featuring Willem Dafoe as 'The...
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the CHEATERS who WON 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?' 🤑🤑🤑
On a cold morning in the second week of September 2001, the world changed forever.... because Charles and Susan Ingram, along with their friend Tecwen Whittock, successfully cheated to win $1,000,000 on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Wondering how they pulled it off?? Well listen to the podcast,...
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the DEAD BODY that won WORLD WAR II 😵🌍
The most important soldier in World War II didn't even exist. Join Kris and J Kap as they learn how a British vagabond who died penniless in the streets became the wartime hero who fooled Hitler and secured the Allies' victory against the dastardly Axis of Evil with Operation Mincemeat. Forget…
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THE MOST JACKED UP INSECTS 🐜🦟🦗
Jeremy haplessly wanders into Kris Casey's Creepy Crawler Carnival of Carnage. It's an absolute fucking bloodbath. Lose your free will. Indulge in psilocybin. Witness the horror as these six-legged fiends tear each other limb from limb. Happy Thanksgiving
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Wes Anderson's The French Dispatch ✍️
Jeremy failed to complete his podcast duty (seeing Venom 2) and so our hosts take a trip to twee town and discuss Wes Anderson's anthology film The French Dispatch, a pretentious but visually stunning love letter to The New Yorker magazine, and complain that Carnage isn't in it enough
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👹 the GREATEST samurai ⚔️
the most talented swordsman who ever lived could also paint pretty pictures and beat people with sticks—join our heroes as they recount the life and times of Japanese folk hero Miyamoto Musashi
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EVERYTHING you'll ever need to know about ELEPHANTS 🐘🐘🐘
This week Horton hears Kris & Jeremy discuss roughly 100% of the pertinent elephantine information currently available to the public. Dumbo?! …more like Smartbo. Yeah, back it up baby, cause we've got a lot of trunk in the junk. Please tune into this unforgettable episode, that a listener never...
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the REAL origins of SUPERSTITIONS
Why is a rabbits foot good luck? Why is breaking a mirror bad luck? Why do we knock on wood when we tempt fate? What's really wrong with the number 13? Come find out, ya bitch
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the most BADASS BRIDGE in HISTORY
Julius Caesar once built a bridge and then immediately tore it down in a dick measuring contest with some barbarians
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EARTH'S GREATEST HERMITS 🔥 🌍
the last two years gave us all a crash course in isolation BUT WHAT DO Y'ALL REALLY KNOW BOUT SOLITUDE? there's levels to this shit son… if you want to know what separates the lone wolf from the lone sheep, hop off the grid with Jeremy and Kris as they breakdown the pros, schmoes, and foes of the...
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MOST HEINOUS FISH 3: TOKYO REEF 🐡🐡🐡
Kris & Jeremy return to the well for The Godfather: Part III of fish podcasts, the Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 3 of shooting shit bout squids, the Matrix Revolutions of inane conversation. Truly, the most heinous fish is the shark they jump in this installment of 'Deep Dive in the Shallow End'. These...
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5 TIMES THAT NATURE POPPED OFF 🌍🔥 w/ Andy Holt
we always knew mommy nature was a bad bitch, but never quite how savage. Hard Drive editor Andy Holt [Professor Thunderbolt] stops by the studio to teach the boys about all the wild shit the Earth be getting up to
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the LUCKIEST BUSINESSMAN of all time???? 💰🤑
as lucky as a horse-shoe, but not quite as smart, Timothy Dexter, the befuddled 18th century businessman, bumbled his way to fortune and fame
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the SPOOKIEST HOUSE ever 🏠👻
The Winchester Mystery Mansion. An heiress gone mad. The restless eternal souls of a thousand mortals summarily executed by America's most popular cartridge repeater rifle. Please listen to our podcast, it's hilarious
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two friends from back in the day, Kris Casey and Jeremy Kaplowitz, look for the most interesting topics they can possibly find and talk about them a little bit.
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