DeHuff Uncensored

Starting in mid August… a Swiss town will fine those who don’t wash up dog pee.Chiasso, Ticino in Switzerland, will fine dog owners who don’t dilute urine left in public places.An Illinois maintenance worker was trapped inside a 130-foot-tall gas station sign for around six-and-a-half hours. Denver radio legend G-Man did that in Colorado for 33 days… so not that impressive, sir.The International Medieval Combat Federation’s annual world championship roared into gear in northern Denmark this week.As he heads to the Philadelphia 76ers, what's more damaging to LeBron James' legacy - Flopping or team hopping?Dwayne Wade has another street named after him - first was in Miami, now one in Chicago. What would the vibe be like for a Scott DeHuff Blvd?Chiefs fans shouldn't worry about Patrick Mahomes' health.Bison popped a tourist's car tire then just walked away. They're lucky the dude didn't flip the car!Also, Jimothy the raccoon is taking the internet by storm.

DeHuff has an earworm problem, and it involves Aaron Neville.Morgan Wallen concertgoer accused of urinating on family during show.Garth Brooks coming to Ball Arena - Sept. 4th and 5th.The Waterloo City Council unanimously approved an ordinance making public defecation illegal.German Prisoner wins legal right to send fiancée letters covered with his semen in lawsuit.A New York City woman is suing McDonald’s after allegedly sustaining “serious and severe personal injuries and burns to her mouth and tongue, as a result of being served extremely hot fries,”Athletics shortstop Joshua Kuroda-Grauer fouled a ball off his nuts, then about 45 seconds later got a base hit.It's happening! OpenAI said Tuesday that its artificial intelligence system hacked into another AI company on its own in what the company called an “unprecedented cyber incident.”Elon Musk said Grok will be able to produce a historically accurate full length version via A.I. of The Odyssey - by the end of 2026.

A man fell/climbed into a portable toilet in Kansas City to retrieve a Mountain Dew bottle. He was in there for 8 hours before firefighters got him out. We hear from Chip with Patriot Portable Toilets on what actually happened.New York Giants running back Cam Skattebo is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He did a back-flip at an event and biffed it. He’s coming off of a right ankle dislocation, fractured fibula, and a ruptured deltoid ligament.An Arizona man named Daniel Ray Ballance was arrested in Northwestern Colorado for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.Uh-oh: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said the positive testing of cyclospora in Taylor Farms de Mexico lettuce has been retested and should be "considered a false positive."Someone bought a South Dakota Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton for $50 million!The World Cup final between Argentina and Spain was great, especially the halftime show featuring: Madonna, Muppets, BTS, Ted Lasso, Justin Bieber, and Shakira. This was better than the Super Bowl halftime shows.

Lydbrook, Gloucestershire (England) - A man who defecated on a wall before cleaning himself with a sandwich has been sent to prison for six weeks.Russia held its first humanoid robot wedding in a Moscow library - Terminator DeHuff chimes in.The 2026 Florida Python Challenge is underway, and one Florida restaurant will let you cash in your catch for a pizza.Taco Bell is now under investigation over an outbreak of a parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea (cyclosporiasis). Blame the media.DeHuff gives his thoughts and pros and cons of daylight saving time potentially becoming permanent.Congratulations to Northern Lights intermediate for winning the Colorado state championship!

It’s way too hot in Denver!A bison tossed a 67 year old man in Yellowstone National Park.A Ryanair passenger on a flight from Greece to Germany was partially pulled out of a window mid-flight when it broke.Conor McGregor lost against Max Holloway due to a right knee injury. Is Paddy Pimblett the new fan favorite of the UFC?NASA announced it will recruit participants for its next simulated deep space mission.Phones are the dirtiest things in the house. Do we need to bring back bathroom magazines?Kristin Cavallari makes her kids fly coach while she’s in first class to teach them an important lesson.

DeHuff is back from vacation, and he just had to do a show.DeHuff Uncensored is ranked #10 in the United States for top Weird News podcast - Million podcast!Indiana man cut off his own penis, dumped gasoline on it — then used it to light a blaze inside a neighbor’s garage, according to police.Wesley Howard of Sumner, Wash. is a hero who fought a fire while completely naked.Nearly 1,200 people in Michigan and 200 in Ohio have been diagnosed with a parasitic infection, Cyclospora, that can cause weeks of watery diarrhea, making it the largest such outbreak in Michigan state history and one of the nation’s largest in years.A pair of experienced campers in Britain broke a Guinness World Record by erecting their two-man tent in a time of 1 minute and 4.95 seconds.Waymo basically arrested 2 teens for being idiots.A Chicago man attempted a Guinness World Record by walking a distance of nearly 33 feet while holding a balloon between his knees.

DeHuff found a glory hole!Breeding ugly cows.Flag in Bern with continue sporting a red rocket on a bear.Smacked in the junk by my son.Noah Kahan had to remind his fans to not poo on the floor.Scientist ate 1,000 sardines in a month and lost a bunch of weight. Good boss or bad boss?Milk is a bad choice - for me.Arizona woman was driving 108mph in a 65 because she wanted to hurry and watch Love Island. RFK Jr cut off a dead raccoon's penis while on a road trip with his family. German man assembled 65,000 Lego bricks into the shape of a bratwurst. He has to be single.Olympic ski jumpers were allegedly cheating by pumping up their junk.Boston Raisin Canes filed lawsuit against landlord who didn't understand fried chicken smells.Bahamas and their sharks are filled with booger-sugar.New Zealand fernery was shutdown due to poopers.Gamestop trade anything deal turns into morbid goose talk.Roided up Olympics. Influencer kicked out of amusement park for chicken nuggets. Dumb influencer cleaned underwear in coffee pot.Canada cheated in curling. Man fell into a toilet vault to get his sunglasses. Old woman caused major bicycle crash with her motorized scooter. Grandpa and his in-home robot. Arby's mgr allegedly gave a customer HERPES.

An Oregon card shop has halted its Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments for a week after receiving multiple complaints and bad reviews due to smelly players.Bigfoot isn’t real, but one man says bigfoot is a Neanderthal-Human hybrid, and claims to have found remains.Will Ferrell teamed up with Kim Kardashian and her Skims clothing brand. He did an underwear shoot that is also promoting his new show where he's an edgy golfer - Lonnie the Hawk on Netflix. The Mexican ‘batman’ vigilante is wanted for chasing down suspected thieves and taping them to lampposts.Will former Laker Lebron James end up in Golden State with the Warriors, or somewhere else?Man with smallest p3nis may end up with an upgrade.

DeHuff is anti- mosquitoes, but they are pro-DeHuff.Noah Kahan is reminding fans to go to the bathroom if they have to go No. 2 after a fan defecated near the stage during his concert in Philadelphia on Friday night. DeHuff shares some stories about people - doing that on road trips.A 19-year-old man in Wales has admitted deliberately defecating in a public swimming pool on multiple occasions. It's that time of year…. When people get too close to bison at Yellowstone National Park.Gracie the giraffe has been found after nearly 2 weeks in Texas.A woman caught on video emptying a public trash can on the street, then stealing it during New York City’s Knicks championship parade, was a director at JPMorgan Chase. She has been fired.The Supergirl collectable drink cup is unofficially endorsed by Connery DeHuff.DeHuff has a PSA in regards to fireworks in Colorado this year.

A California man fell into a toilet vault for a really dumb reason. DeHuff rants about why you should buy cheap sunglasses.Woman claims she got herpes from an Arby's restaurant. Waffle House advertising can cause injuries. - DeHuff doesn't buy it.DoorDash robot interfered with SWAT.World Cup doctor wants players to bang more.

DeHuff has to wear an apron when he grills and eats (bib).An Ohio police department had to retire their version of RoboCop (DubBot) because it was a big waste of money. DeHuff explains how it could have worked better.A multi-tool to tell you kangaroos are too close - Yeah, that’s a million dollar idea for stupid people.World Cup fans are in love with the United States’ condiment, ranch dressing. Now, TSA has to get involved.IMHF - A man had to be rescued by a life guard from his Tesla after he drove it into the town pool.We find out Cap’n Crunch’s full name, and it’s absurd.

An Arizona woman who doesn’t know how streaming works, was rushing home for ‘Love Island’, then was busted going 108 mph in a 65 mph zone.German cyclist race erupted into chaos, as an elderly woman on an electric mobility scooter decided to try and cross the road with a bunch of riders in her way.A daredevil adventurer known as “The Spider-Man of Yemen” has died after falling into a volcano crater while attempting to climb vertical rock faces without safety equipment, authorities said.Also, a lady in Brazil was tossed to her death because the workers didn't tie her - to anything!!GROSS: More than 100,000 illegal cockroaches were seized from an Australian breeder.Police in North Western Territories in Canada say someone reported an intoxicated person had stolen a kayak and was paddling it around with a snow shovel.A month-old pony moves to a 4th-floor apartment in Croatia.A German man assembled 65,000 Lego bricks into the shape of a bratwurst and bun to break the Guinness World Record for the largest Lego brick sausage.T. rex leather purse is going up for auction — and it could fetch $500K.

We talk about the shake up with the Denver Nuggets broadcast booth. Why did Altitude part ways with Chris Marlowe and Scott Hastings?Rockies destroyed the A’s in Vegas yesterday.UFC Freedom 250 is in the books. Will the UFC and the White House do something like this again?Mandatory minicamps open this week for the Jets, Bengals, Titans, Broncos, Chargers, Cowboys, Commanders, Lions, Falcons, Saints, and Bucs.Hurricanes and Knicks end a massive championship drought… What pro team is due up?Wemby went to biotch level.

DeHuff may have broken another rib.Editing Behind The Scenes videos for Hooters Colorado makes DeHuff feel kind of dirty.A former South Carolina police officer was arrested after he pointed a gun at a coworker in the department's break room - for putting fish in the microwave.Doctors in Vietnam were forced to remove a 20cm plastic bottle from a man's bum after it got stuck while he was allegedly "cleaning himself".A suspected drunk driver fled into a swamp after getting pulled over by cops on Sunday — only to run right into the jaws of an alligator.A popular tourist attraction in a New Zealand town has been temporarily closed by officials after multiple incidents involving human feces.FYI - Taco Bell doesn't sell chimichangas!

Only four players finished Madden 26 in the "99 Club": Myles Garrett, Ja'Marr Chase, Josh Allen, and Lane JohnsonWhat about Patrick Surtain, JSN, Justin Jefferson, Patrick Mahomes, Bo Nix… DeHuff explains why it’s good news if your favorite player(s) didn’t make it in the “99 Club”.Tom Brady unveiled his latest business venture, launching a premium coconut water brand called Good Nut in partnership with Gopuff.Former Denver Broncos QB Paxton Lynch is the only quarterback ever to be benched in the NFL, CFL, XFL, and UFL.Do Cleveland fans want Shedeur Sanders or Deshaun Watson to win the Browns QB competition? Joel Klatt is officially a voice of College Football 27 - Thanks to Cowboy DeHuff.The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars.LeBron James was interviewed by TIME, and discussed the GOAT debate. Jordan, Kobe, Wilt, Magic??The Spurs had an epic collapse in game 4 against the Knicks. Which annoying celebrity Knicks fan will try and justify buying a championship ring? And DeHuff tells you the one that gets a pass.The best thing about the World Cup - the novelty beer items.

Scientists have baked a sourdough loaf of bread using yeast strains harvested from a 5,000-year-old mummy and now plan to see if they can use them to brew beer too.Guyana, South America - Shocking video shows body fall out of bottom of casket at funeral as horrified mourners scream. This almost happened to DeHuff!A man was accused of taking "his chimichanga out" at Taco Bell in view of customers and employees. After his arrest, police discovered a live fish in his backpack.Garth Brooks might sell the rights to his music catalog for $2 billion.My son’s homerun almost gave me a heart attack.Talking on speakerphone should be banned in public.Smoking too much weed could have a dangerous side-effect - but not as bad as DeHuff originally thought.New York Knicks San Antonio Spurs ticket prices are way out of control.

YouTuber, Allen Ferrell, has been banned for life from all Six Flags amusement parks after a video of him eating chicken nuggets while riding the Millennium Force roller coaster at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio went viral.DeHuff explains why this is not an overreaction by the amusement park.

Brad Pitt is being sued by a penis cream company.#news #funnynews #dailynews #celebritynews #skincare

Brad Pitt is being sued by a penis cream company, and DeHuff unable to control his laughter. Six Flags banned a YouTuber for life after he brought chicken nuggets on a ride.Florida man sues Carnival Cruise for $5M, claims severe burns from hot deck.More examples of how parents ruin youth sports - including a story involving DeHuff. A Domino’s pizza employee is going viral for standing her ground with a terrible customer.

Shohei Ohtani is at it again!!... Ohtani is the first pitcher with a homer and no hits allowed in the first 5 innings of a game since Madison Bumgarner on 4/2/17.Vikings OTAs has JJ McCarthy’s head spinning as he competes with Kyler Murray.Von Miller is at it again - He’s begging to get back in bed with the Denver Broncos.Is Jared Bednar out as the Colorado Avalanche head coach? Should he be? Vegas Golden Knights head coach John Tortorella said to leave Bednar alone!

A Texas man intentionally drove his Tesla Cybertruck into Grapevine Lake to use the vehicle's "wade mode" - then it got stuck. DeHuff can't get over the driver’s name.A dog accidentally shoots someone outside a Scottsbluff, Nebraska convenience store while the owner was inside shopping.Who else got in BB gun wars when they were a kid?At a Toledo, Ohio Catholic School, a fight over seating at kindergarten graduation left one person hospitalized.7 year old Joey Danger E. - who is possibly being exploited by his parents - Became the youngest person to climb El Capitan in Yosemite National Park. And his middle name is Danger, and that will possibly lead to trouble dating while in his 20’s.

The Vegas Golden Knights were all balls against the Colorado Avalanche… we hear from Gabe Landeskog, Jared Bednar, and John Tortorella.Garett Bolles updates us on Broncos QB Bo Nix.A French Open player had to beg for a potty break, and he almost didn't make it.The Wienie 500 was epic, as expected. So we played some of the highlights.We give you a Spurs Thunder recap mixed with the media finally understanding our SGA flopping beef.

The Avalanche fell to the Golden Knights in game one. Jared Bedner fills us in on what happened against Vegas.The Wienie 500 is BACK, and you can watch it on FOX.Browns head coach Todd Monken gives an update on Shedeur Sanders.Aaron Rodgers is back with the Steelers, but he talked about retirement.The Spurs Thunder series is destined to be fantastic - too bad SGA is flopping after the game like he does during the game.

An Australian farmer has found a live frog in a bag of lettuce.A reddit user posted a picture of what they received from their company instead of a raise: water bottle, pen, one single piece of candy, crackers, and what appears to be a measuring tape.Employee blasts boss for asking to 'adjust' dad's funeral. DeHuff shares some boss horror stories from his radio days.2 people arrested after police find baby monkeys hidden in underwear.Students at Medomack Valley High School in Waldoboro, Maine accidentally served dirt at a charity dinner.We got an update on the Michigan shoplifter. Let’s just say Connery is happy with the news.T-shirt design contest for the show - send them to [email protected]… If DeHuff chooses your design to be used for production, you'll win a T-shirt!

Jerry Jones still hasn’t fixed the Dallas Cowboys stadium's massive sun issue… He still thinks it's part of home field advantage.Sean Payton may have a target on his back, and the NFL higher-ups may be the ones with him and the Broncos in the crosshairs.Looking back at the Denver Broncos QB history, they lucked out with landing Peyton Manning.Aaron Rodgers signs with the Steelers - Good for Pittsburgh, and bullet dodged for so many other teams.The NBA and the MVP award lost all credibility with Shai Gilgeous-Alexander of the Thunder winning it again. Should Jokic have won?Jake Paul took a shot at Dana White and the UFC after they announced Conor McGregor will fight Max Holloway during the Ronda Rousey Gina Carano match.

Shohei Ohtani is the best player in the MLB... still.If Von Miller came back to the Denver Broncos, would they be a better team?NFL schedules are released.The Colorado Avalanche proved that they got the fight in them after they defeated the Minnesota Wild. We hear from Jared Bednar, Gabe Landeskog, and Quinn Hughes of the Wild.And does anyone else love the Avalanche goal horn guy?

More UFO videos and pictures released by the U.S. government… what do people think of it?A sensitive employee gets no sympathy for being a stereotype associated with a plumber..Weight lifters are upsetting their Denver neighbors for being too loud… but it could be worse.An illegal race I’d love to watch.How did the Michigan lady steal the booze? And why didn’t we know Connery used to endorse whiskey??

Latest with the Denver Broncos - Sean Payton talked about Bo Nix injury, Marvin Mims is locked on the Super Bowl, and rookie running back Jonah Coleman is very impressive.Have the Refs and NFL figured their stuff out?Chiefs head coach, Andy Reid admitted something impressive and disgusting all in one.Russel Wilson’s future is tainted.Gabrial Landeskog and the Avalanche are human.Dana White gives a shocking update on Conor McGregor.Cubs player out with injury thanks to his kids.Quick update on the Colorado Rockies and my prediction for the team.

My random celebrity encounters: Peyton Manning, Lady Gaga, Clint Black, Phil Vassar, Ron Perlman, Jay Mohr, Todd Helton, John Elway, Scotty McCreery, Barry Sanders, Terrell Davis, and Rob Schneider.A listener gives a tip on how to deal with speeders in the neighborhood.A horse DJ is coming to Denver.A questionable, and shocking move by a doctor, was pure brilliance.What not to do if you’re in the Secret Service. It involves pants to your ankles in a hotel hallway. What did Donald Trump (allegedly) think about the situation?A humiliated United Airlines passenger was soaked head to toe, and nobody seemed to care.Watch out for angry beavers in New Jersey.

Colorado Avalanche explode for another impressive win over the Minnesota Wild. A glaring reason why they have been so successful that many in the media are not talking about.DeHuff tries to get more people on the Avalanche train - aka, the Avs bandwagon.DeHuff accused Patrick Mahomes of witchcraft, as the Chiefs QB is healing way too fast. Also, this is “win or time to blow things up” season for the Chiefs.Kendrick Bourne of the Cardinals asked Aaron Rodgers to sign with Arizona. But would that even make sense to leave the Steelers? The Arizona Cardinals are not a “Aaron Rodgers” away from Super Bowl contenders.The biggest names on the trade block for the Denver Nuggets Not Jokic, but Jamal Murray and Aaron Gordan could be traded. Who could be coming to Denver? - Rockets Kevin Durant, Wizards Anthony Davis, and Celtics Derrick White.

Dolphins could be helping with our sky high gas prices - Maybe. U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth wasn’t very clear on if kamikaze dolphins are being used in the Iran war.Met Gala is going on in New York… aka, more reasons to hate rich snobby celebs.Man used his junk in a way that will make you cringe.That’s not an Armenian Zebra… “Well, give me a minute" says an alleged drunk man with too much time on his hands.Things not to do with your trash can in Scotland.Syphilis making a comeback, health officials warn.Death by laughter - if it happens, I don’t want to know about it.

DeHuff’s car almost got run over by a man in a lifted truck.A Delta Air Lines flight passenger was removed from a plane in Miami after refusing to end a phone call before takeoff.A Frenchman wrote 44,000 fake sick notes for people to get time off work before being caught. Now he faces 10 years in prison.Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have a special relationship, and a shocking statement was made on the season premiere of Bear Grylls Is Running Wild.Florida Taco Bell worker accused of shooting at customers who put soda in a water cup. DeHuff explains the actual cost of a soda (Syrup in roughly $.15 per 20oz).Megan Thee Stallion’s fans are contacting Etsy witches to curse ex Klay Thompson after split.MAILBAG:If aliens show up tomorrow, do you think they’ll fix Earth or just laugh and leave?Telling Little Leaguers the wrong thing.Fast food prices are out of control, and now they want to raise the federal minimum wage to $25 an hour!You have a bowl of 100 grapes but one of them is poisoned. Each one you eat is worth $100k. How many would you eat?

Should we be worried about Broncos QB Bo Nix’s injury history?Legendary Denver Bronco Justin Simmons retires. DeHuff shares a story about how he witnessed Justin’s devotion to Broncos Country first hand.Minnesota fans vs Colorado fans… the battle is on thanks to Dmac, Scott Hastings, and Tyler Polumbus of Altitude 92.5. So DeHuff fell to peer pressure and joined in on Minny bashing.Is David Adelman out if the Denver Nuggets don’t take out the Timberwolves?Diego Pavia has found a home… for now.Shelby Harris joins John Harbaugh and the New York Giants.DeHuff shares the story of when Jim Nantz chewed him out. And the time Rich Eisen cursed out Ryan Edwards of 850 KOA.

Broncos o-lineman Garett Bolles helped a stranded motorist fix a tire, and proved that he’s a great human.A bull got its revenge on a bull fighter. Now the fighter will be walking funny for a while.Warning for donkey riders in Greece.Serving up Roadkill in Louisiana? Yeah, that’s nasty.T-shirt idea thanks to raccoons and RFK Jr.

The Colorado Rockies swept the sad New York Mets.Charles Barkley ripped Denver Nuggets head coach David Adelman, calling him “terrible” in his handling of Joker.Nikola Jokic started a fight as the game was ending, but was he in the wrong?The Avalanche swept the Kings - but could that have been a bad thing? Joe Sakic has some thoughts on that type of thing.The Colorado Mammoth got screwed, and the NLL admitted it.Recap of the NFL draft: Broncos got another JK Dobbins, the Cleveland Browns doing classic Browns things, Heisman finalist Diego Pavia went undrafted, the Philadelphia Eagles drafted Uar Bernard, from Nigeria, who has never played football, and Deion Sanders’ CU Buffs had zero players drafted this year.

Bizarre festivals in Colorado this weekend feature bigfoot and pickles.Amazon drones are upsetting customers by dropping packages from large heights.New York City has a major uptick in people urinating out in public.Swedish salmon are in danger because of so much coke in the rivers and lakes.And, Finnish pilots teach sex-ed with their planes.

More 5 year anniversary guest appearances.Mike Evans of 104.3 The Fan put down the chicken wings and submitted a video.So did 2 time Super Bowl champion Alfred Williams. But are there some surprise contributions from the Avalanche and Nuggets?The NFL Draft is about underway, and we hear from Sean Payton and George Paton of the Denver Broncos. What will the Broncos do in the draft?The Colorado Avalanche battled it out with the L.A. Kings. And Kings’ fans are upset with the Avs’ passionate fan that broke the glass behind the L.A. bench.Lebron James is cooking with gas - which could be dangerous at his age. A new theory of why Jokic may not win the MVP, and it makes perfect, disgusting sense..The Nuggets got called out by Jaden McDaniels, but will it light a defensive fire under the Nuggs?

We have special guest appearances by 3 time Super Bowl champion, Mark Schlereth. As well as 2 time Super Bowl champion, Brandon Stokley… who happens to be best friends with Peyton Manning. And Denver radio legend, Mike Evans!Farmer plans to breed ugly cows to stop influencers from harassing them by taking selfies.Denver man loves milk so much, he’s having a milk chug-off.Red flag for parents as Kansas students take Oscar Mayer Wienermobile to prom.Seres has been granted a patent for an “in-vehicle toilet” that slides under a passenger’s seat for mid-trip use.Plus, a proud dad moment with my son and I.

Adam Schefter of ESPN was on with Get Up to talk about AJ Brown and how it looks like he’ll be heading to the Patriots. But will AJ Brown’s drama mix well with the Mike Vrabel Dianna Russini chaos?Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba wore a size 12 shoe all through college, now the Seahawks have him wearing a size 10.5. WTF???Dalton Rushing - Dodgers catcher, alluded that the Colorado Rockies were cheating. DeHuff thinks it’s more that Dalton doesn’t know how to lose.NBA awards finalists have been announced, and DeHuff can’t bite his tongue with his distaste of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (SGA). Nikola Jokic, Tim Hardaway Jr., and Jamal Murray are all finalists in different categories. (NBA MVP, Clutch Player, Sixth Man)Update on the Nuggets / Timberwolves series - We heard from Jamal Murray.The Avalanche and Kings will be a tight series.And DeHuff is going to make a hype video so he can convince the Rockies that he should throw out a first pitch.

DeHuff thinks he may be a “Karen” after he made a complaint to the city of Thornton, Colorado.Reagan National Airport had a “meow” problem as pilots were using a FAA regulated frequency to make cat and dog sounds.An ice chunk fell from the sky, hammered through a California roof, and landed in the living room on its couch.‘American Pie’ Star Shannon Elizabeth has joined OnlyFans - Connery DeHuff isn’t as excited about this as you’d expect.RAPID FIRE:Man tries to steal a bunch of meat from a U.K. Tesco store. DeHuff explains the consequences of the man’s actions.Disney park ticket prices are about $200, so people are trying to sneak kids in.An Ohio elderly woman got a welfare check called in on her - turned out she was playing video games.Our Little League team’s default nicknames.

NFL mock drafts will be amped up this weekend into early next week.Connery DeHuff gives his version of a NFL Mock Draft.Like it or not, the NFL will add an 18th game as early as 2028.A quick preview of the Nuggets/Timberwolves playoff series.Latest stats on the ABS in the MLB.The irony of NFL Reporter Dianna Russini Resigning from The Athletic After Resort Photos with Mike Vrabel came out.

DeHuff had a dream that he was staying at a B&B that Patrick Roy was running.Upstate New York man in cow costume accused of attempting to stab family member.A dad was injured after accidentally dropping a pipe bomb he made to entertain guests.An upstate New York man who had his alligator, Albert, seized after sharing a home for more than three decades has given up his court fight to get it back.A carnival ride in Mexico went haywire, and a carousel ended up tossing a woman from her bucket seat. Then, a worker caught her, and prevented her from smashing into the ground.Why did RFK Jr. cut the schlong off of a deceased raccoon?

Colorado Avalanche coach, Jared Bednar got a puck to the face.Denver Nuggets’ round one opponent is set for the playoffs - Minnesota Timberwolves.College hockey powerhouse is the Denver Pioneers as they won another championship.The Colorado Rockies just got a power boost via the Denver Broncos owners - Greg and Carrie Penner.

DeHuff had an embarrassing camel toe / moose knuckle moment. Cowboy DeHuff lends his support.Kyle Clark of 9news in Denver (KUSA) is a straight shooter, and he offended someone named Debbie by saying “nut cuttin’ time”.CNN accidentally said Michael J. Fox was dead - and he responded. DeHuff explains how TV networks have tributes built for when big name celebrities pass away. So naturally, DeHuff had to give you a sneak peak into what his tribute would have in it.A 300-million-year-old tentacled sea creature has lost its crown as the world’s oldest octopus, after scientists found evidence that it’s not an octopus at all. Too bad Connery messed up this story.If you live in New York, you could get a job sniffing dogs' breath, and documenting it.

Baseball brawl between the Braves and Angels highlighted Walt Weiss’ great tackling skills.What’s the most boring sport to watch? It’s golf, and The Masters starts this weekend.Doctors for the Dallas Mavericks allegedly scanned the wrong body part on Lakers’ Austin Reeves. And here in a second… The Colorado Avalanche just flexed to the rest of the NHL as they clinched the Central Division, and the top seed in the West. We hear from Jared Bednar and Scott Wedgewood.The 2026 Colorado Rockies are trying to make people forget about the 2025 Rockies.

DeHuff vents about roundabouts and the people who can’t figure them out.If you chase bunnies, karma will find you.Men need to do this at least 21 times a month for good prostate health. So knock before you enter.Despite Artemis II’s toilet issues to start, things went smooth for the Moon bound craft.Target employees are mad about a dress code memo.Easter egg hunt ruined by human skull.DeHuff needs help coming up with a nickname for his Little League baseball team.

Denver Nuggets are on a war path with the playoffs around the corner. David Adelman talked about how Wemby vs Jokic is good for the NBA.We hear from Stephen A. Smith of ESPN as he talked about the two man show that the Nuggets need to bring to the playoffs in order to succeed.Why did the New York Islanders fire Patrick Roy with four games left in the regular season? Michael Malone and the Nuggets flashback.DeHuff played an iconic moment between him and Patrick Roy on 104.3 The Fan.Adam Schefter said the Chicago Bears will decide where to build their new stadium in the next few weeks.Colorado Rockies unveiled "The Glizzilla", a one-pound, 23-inch all-beef glizzy on a 19-inch sub roll, for $45!!!DeHuff and ChatGPT came up with some rejected names for the giant hot dog.Angel Reese got traded from Chicago to Atlanta - but is it a big deal?

C. B. Bucknor may actually be vision impaired. I have no justification for why the MLB umpire is terrible at his job.The NFL is scrapping dual Monday Night Football games from its 2026 schedule.Kirk Cousins is the new QB for the Las Vegas Raiders, and that will enhance the competition in the AFC West. The Kansas City Chiefs, Denver Broncos, and L.A. Chargers are still expected to beat the Raiders.Sean Payton addresses the armchair GMs, and why they signed JK Dobbins.I give an update and plea on the request for me to throw out a first pitch for the Colorado Rockies.The Denver Nuggets have won seven games in a row since I had a sit down talk with them. David Adelman talked about how tough the NBA Western conference is.Michael Malone said some things about SGA, Jokic, Wemby, Luka, and the MVP - that makes me not like him anymore.

Artemis 2 launch is here, and Connery has a theory of why we're headed back to the moon.A group of teens pulled a “man overboard” prank on a spring break cruise that prompted a full-scale search involving the US Coast Guard — and now the pranksters’ families could face jail time.A couple were arrested after being caught having sex in a cemetery in the middle of the day… again.A California man gets 6 years in prison after breaking into a woman's house and sucking her toes.Dietary chocolates were pulled from shelves due to high dosage of Viagra.Easter is a hodgepodge of ideas for a holiday.

Sean Payton came out said the Denver Broncos didn’t try and win the day - free agency, draft day, cycle day, etc. They want to flat-out win.