Delete This History

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Delete This History

A comedy podcast hosted by two besties of a certain age sharing their weekly Internet search histories and a lot of laughs. Join Brea and Cara as they learn (and re-learn) things from the world wide web by searching topics prompted by, but not limited to, family arguments, the desire to learn, and plain old forgetfulness.

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    Ep 105 - Biohacking Bore Horses

    Ever been so bored during a movie that everyone else seems to like that you start to question everything about yourself, including the color of your heart? What about the color of your aura? How much would you pay for something that some claim could "revolutionize your life"? Do you think "tech" like that should be only for the rich? Who put the ramalamadingdong in a donga? And, finally, what should you do if you encounter a gray or white horse by a body of water in Scotland? These are just a few of the questions answered by the DTH Gals in Episode 105 of Delete This History. But this episode will probably make you ask more questions than it answers...

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    Ep 104 - Victoria Woodhull’s Trivial Pursuit

    The gals are back with Episode 104! They’re a little echoey, a little rusty, and kick things off with septic tank slurps. Cara survives a questionable DIY piano move, while Brea logs a road trip to Green Bay, complete with football feelings and floodwaters.“Search Me” delivers Italian boredom and beauty myths. Then the gals pivot to radical female politicians, old-school politics, and now-rich Canadian dudes who know a lot, eh.From there, it’s a free-for-all: shrimp tacos, Yo-Yo Ma cameos, rebranded leftovers, gross Jelly Belly flavors, unsettling hug pillow facts, and a passionate defense of arguing with yourself in the car. Same gals, different week. Press play, Besties!

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    Ep 103 - Animals and People on Potsherds

    Hear us out... this episode will make you laugh. Sure, the DTH Gals talk about extinct animals and one woman who had a really rough life and a really old dad, but the rest is comedy gold. Don't believe us? Guess you'll have to listen for yourself. While you're at it, rate and review us so we can get rich and famous.

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    Ep 102 - Sip Happens: Tigers, Traitors, and Tall Cocktails

    In Episode 102, Brea shares a major accomplishment and Cara sees a movie. 'Seach Me' gets weird mixing CPR and boogers and then weirder when you find out that Old Yeller ain't who you think he is. Cara insists on more Nazi talk where ego and moral detachment collide in ways that feel too familiar. And just when you need a palate cleanser—Brea saves the day with a story about a tiger, a secret drink recipe all wrapped up in old-world glamour. Plus: public behavior is officially on notice. If you’ve ever stood in the middle of a parking lot like you own it… this one’s for you. Press play. But leaves the crinkly snack sack at home. Welcome to Delete This History!

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    Ep 101 - Synchronized Pupil Dilation Psyches Me Up

    It's time to psych you up with some fascinating information about platonic affection and a famous historical trial that both made and broke an eminent psychiatrist. Plus, do you know your lithiated beverages and your U.S. DOJ history? (You're in good DTH Bestie company, if you don't.) This ain't a history podcast, but you wouldn't know it from this episode. Oh, well, sometimes the podcasting Venn diagram just overlaps a little more than other times. Strap in and get ready for another adventure with the DTH Gals.

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    Ep 100 - Better Than a Century Egg

    Episode 100. Somehow…they’re still here.No weekly searches. No normal flow. Cara and Brea blow up the format with surprise segments, a lightning round of trivia, and a full rewind of the things they’ve Googled over the last 99 episodes.Brea flips the script and puts Cara in the hot seat and Cara gives the DTH Besties and survival kit they never knew the needed.Press play and learn a few things you didn’t know about the gals!

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    Ep 99 - Ace of Base in the Cretaceous Space

    The DTH Gals are goin' back to the 90s to talk about some cool beans music, because they are UNHINGED, or... Patrick Swayze ("crazy") or David Blaine ("insane"). That's right... get ready to learn some British slang that, on the surface, makes no sense and may put a look of confusion on your boat race, but it won't cost you any bees and honey, and you won't get into any Rubble learning about it. Are you Sheffield United ("excited") to bubble bath ("laugh")? Get a listen on!

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    Ep. 98 Kachunk… Look it Up

    February is finally over and Cara and Brea are adjusting to life without football… and apparently without folding laundry. A quick round of “Search Me” leads to rented pineapples and the truth about artificial sweeteners that made some lab rats side-eye their coffee. If you like nightmares and elementary PTSD, stick around for grade school policies from the 80s and 90s such as lice checks, the swish, presidential fitness tests nobody trained for, and scoliosis screenings that would never fly today. Then Brea introduces Cara to a piece of Korean slang that perfectly describes one of their biggest pet peeves: the “finger princess.” Once you hear it, you’ll immediately know a few. Press play, reminisce about your school days, and maybe learn a new insult along the way. This is Ep. 98 of Delete This History “Kachunk…Look it Up.”

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    Ep 97 - Too Lazy for War

    This week, the DTH Gals take you on a history field trip to the site of a little-known US war and share some lazy-ass exercise ideas.

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    Ep 96 - To Eat or Not To Eat

    This week’s episode starts with rain and motivational quotes and somehow ends up in death row dinner research, forgotten cash, and late ’90s diet pills. No lessons. No moral arc. Just two besties learning, unlearning, oversharing, and laughing. Press play and find out.

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    Ep 95 - Dirt Reboots and Biped Scores

    If you had a massive amount of displaced dirt--literally--where would you put it? Could digging tunnels be the answer to all of our erosion problems? Cara explores. Plus, Brea explains the fascinating science and people behind solving some of the world's oldest, toughest cold cases. There's also the typical amount of silliness, including the age old question... "Who shot JR?"

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    Ep 94 Wild, Wild Crotch Stiching

    Episode 94 goes from nail-biting confessions to Olympic-level scandal. Cara and Brea unpack a very unexpected cheating controversy, explore why rom-coms made a comeback, discuss the power of breast milk donation, and debunk some Wild West myths that Hollywood definitely lied to us about. Throw in some winter weather hijink by Brea's SO and a New Bestie Alert you’ve got a classic Delete This History spiral you didn’t know you needed.

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    Ep 93 - The Unsolvable Treasure Labyrinth

    This week, the DTH Gals grapple with a case of the gabs, but they manage to convey SOME information about their internet searches after some lengthy discussions about the Olympics and how to make basketball better, plus how expensive a visiting comedian's tickets are. If all their babbling had been included, you'd still be listening to this episode before next week's episode comes ouot. Too. much. information... or not. You be the judge on another episode of Delete This History.

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    Ep 92 - Mogging the Snurdle

    An off-schedule morning podcast recording starts calmly and then, predictably, doesn’t stay that way. Cara and Brea talk energy, motivation, and the low-grade exhaustion that comes from being the person who notices everything. There are questionable choices, new words no one asked for, and observations about modern life. Some things are learned, several things are judged, and nothing is fixed. Welcome to Episode 92 of Delete This History!

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    Ep 91 - The High-Speed Pursuit of Sleep

    This all new episode finds Brea and Cara doing what they do best: following one thought straight into 47 tangents. From banana pudding recipes and Walmart guilt, to new teen drivers and broken bridges.The gals discuss termite mounds and Jägermeister which leads to nostalgic tales of questionable 20-something decisions. Brea reveals her newest guilty pleasure while Cara whines about waking at 6:00am every work day.Same besties, same curious brains, same internet rabbit holes. Let's go!

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    Ep 90 - Graupeling with American Food Atrocities

    The DTH Gals have already told you about "interesting" foods from around the world; now it's time for Cara to help you take a hard look at American culinary weirdness. Plus, what's white, fluffy, and falls from the sky in the winter but isn't snow? Brea has the deets on this less common weather phenomenon. All that plus some WWII history and some cat psychology this week on Delete This History.Additional music this week: "Lonesome Bachelor" by Kevin Graham.

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    Ep 89 - Movie Marathons and the Sixteen-Second Fart

    The DTH Gals get really silly (you don't say) talkin' ab0ut dead U.S. Presidents' butts and a cult movie classic they both adore. Plus, Brea tries to hijack Cara's main search topic, and Cara gives us all a Latin refresher. As usual, there are giggles galore, and nothing is sacred.

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    Ep 88 - Sledging Through Winter, Noshing on Kiviak

    Episode 88 kicks off in full six-seven mode as Cara and Brea attempt to decode and dethrone Gen Z nonsense and discuss why cold-brew cocktails are a crime against tomorrow morning. Recorded in the liminal haze of Christmas Eve Eve Eve, the DTH Gals have some follow-ups for the DTH Besties to help close those wide open loops of info from previous episodes. Then they cover the meaning of dub con and things go from "interesting" to "absolutely not" with traditional holiday foods from around the globe. Along the way, they unpack toxic winter dating trends, defend rom-coms against trope-trashing teens, square-mouth cry over The Family Stone, and marvel at the record setting number of searches Brea had over the past week. It’s festive, it’s unhinged, it’s thought-provoking, it’s sort of funny. It's six seven.

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    Ep 87 - Macabre Myths and Cadaver Court

    What's the first physical feature you notice when you meet a person for the first time? Listen to find out what the DTH Gals spot and fixate on. Also, if you think death is the ultimate statute of limitations for prosecution, you'll want to hear the wild tale Cara's dug up for you. Myths, legends, and stories that are stranger than fiction--all this week on Delete This History (not a history podcast, but we sometimes play one on your favorite podcast app).

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    Ep 86 You Cranachan See the Phoresy for the Tree-oubles

    The DTH Gals are this close to 100 episodes and… doing absolutely nothing extra about it. Cara and Brea kick things off by complaining about traffic (great story, Grandma), questionable driving decisions, and the kind of brain fog that induces Christmas tree panic. From there, you know how it goes, DTH Besties: Irish breakfasts, apple-and-cheese-dinners, Scottish desserts, tiny hitchhikers, Peelers, and Brea's true feelings about parades. Welcome to Episode #86! #DeleteThisHistoryPodcast #DTHGals #PodcastBesties #SharedHistory #MondayEnergy #RandomKnowledge

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    Ep 85 - Riding the Stoicism Ferry at MARSEC Level 2

    Brea and Cara keep it zestfully clean (well... relatively), safe, and silly while discussing homeland security, philosophy, and mental health. As usual, there's an insane amount of unplanned crossover with their search histories (even the boring searches) and their "Search Me!" questions, and some of the conversation goes off the rails, but that's what you've come to know and love and why you keep listening.

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    Ep 84 - Fat Bear in a Little Cagoule

    After a bit of a hiatus filled with a surgeries and mental recharging, the DTH Gals are BACK. In this episode, Brea and Cara cover lots of ground including but not limited to: vuvuzelas (NO), Thunderbuns, deviled kidneys (also NO), lots of IMDB searches, and a few shoutouts to some DTH Besties. Stay fresh, you cheese bags! #DeleteThisHistoryPodcast #DTHGals #PodcastBesties #PodcastLife #WomenPodcasters #FunnyPodcasts #ComedyPodcast

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    What a dream! Repeat of Ep 16!

    The DTH Gals are back… well, sort of. Life has been a bit extra over the past few weeks, so Brea and Cara are throwing one last repeat episode your way. Think of it as a warm-up stretch for your ear holes.But don’t you worry, DTH Besties—the gals are itching to get back behind the mics, and they’re bringing fresh searches, laughs, and stories when they return next week.Hold tight, hydrate, and enjoy this encore while the gals slap life around and show it who’s boss. New episodes drop next week!

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    Restream Ep 15

    Hold onto your headphones, Besties — the DTH Gals are almost back! 💖 Brea and Cara are still in recovery mode from surgery and, well… life being extra, but that won’t stop them from bringing the laughs and the love. While the gals rest and recharge their fabulous selves, enjoy this re-airing of Episode 15 — a true classic moment in DTH history.They miss their DTH Besties so much (like, ugly-cry-level miss you 😭), but don’t worry — your favorite duo returns next week with a brand-new episode that’s guaranteed to be louder, prouder, and a little bit unhinged. Buckle up, babes! 🎧🔥

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    Return of 14: Still Supreme

    Hey, DTH Besties! The Gals are taking it easy this week — Brea is on the mend after surgery, and Cara is taking a breather from reality. But don’t worry, the gals have you covered with a reairing of Ep 14: Chivalrous Thugs and the Mystery of the Pork Butt, a true classic that deserves another listen.Whether you’re tuning in for the first time or catching the encore, it’s packed with laughs, lessons, and that signature DTH sparkle. So grab your headphones, get cozy, and enjoy this throwback while Brea and Cara rest and recharge.

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    Ep 83 - Craft Ice for your White Dog

    This week, Brea and Cara share what they've learned about a common sleep disorder and how George Washington got his drink on.

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    Ep 81 - The Great Pedicle Train Chase

    This week, the DTH Gals return to one of their favorite themes, gross medical stuff, as Brea takes a medium dive into the pioneering days of plastic surgery. Fortunately, Cara goes down a different track with her hilarious, mad-cap retelling of one of the U.S. Civil War's most bizarre events. Hopefully, both will entertain and delight in this episode of Delete This History.

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    Ep 80 - Hearing the Honmoon

    After a much needed summer hiatus, the DTH Besties are back! Catch up with Brea and Cara and laugh along as they discuss their internet search histories that definitely needs to be deleted!

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    Ep 79 - Saucy Nugs Torsion Ordeal

    Ready to cringe? The DTH Gals give you tons of opportunities in this episode, more than enough to keep you cringeing through the summer. How many times can Brea say, "Testicle"? How many times can Cara say "Stroking"? Fortunately, these oft-mentioned terms are for different searches. Jane Austen is turning in her grave--but what, exactly, put her there? Brea investigates. And don't miss Cara's extra-special recipe for a not-missed Colonial delicacy.Program note: DTH will return in fall 2025, after a summer hiatus of DTH Gal recharging and podcast strategizing and refreshing. Stay fresh all summer, cheesebags!

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    Ep 78 - Scary Vegetables and Cancelled Cheerleaders

    This week on Delete This History, Cara and Brea recount their very VVB week dealing with tornadoes, storm debris, and the realization that trees are scarier than advertised — especially for recent transplants from Albuquerque. The gals also swap stories ranging from the discovery of a weeks-old banana fermenting in a purse pocket to watching Dances with Wolves 20 times. They also serve up two batches of bookmarks you’re sure to love. Other topics of conversation cover killer caterpillars, cheerleaders, cats and cucumbers. It's an off-the-rails episode full of livers and learning. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll probably check your bag for rogue produce just waiting to rot.

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    Ep 77 - Problems Wrong with Green Onions and Fishy Sweat

    This week on DTH, admittedly cranky Brea and Cara get real about menopause, particularly one odorous issue. Cara laments her "boring" searches, wilted green onions, overworked soapbox, and a mouth that refuses to cooperate while trying to convey important information to their DTH Besties. They hope this episode gets you out of whatever funk you're dealing with.

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    Ep 76 - The Jon Hamm Experience Passes the Turing Test

    In this week’s episode of Delete This History, your favorite besties Cara and Brea embark on a chaotic journey through delicious recipes, cognitive decline paranoia, Jon Hamm appreciation, and — of course — yet another poop-related discussion (don't worry, they know it's becoming a pattern but no fetishes here... probably.).They attempt to adult responsibly by discussing brain health and regular check ups, but quickly veer off course and ask AI to create their own personal Jon Hamm.Also featuring: why your makeup betrays you at work, the tragedy of mediocre series finales, and enough cherry-related snack talk to warrant a warning from the ADA. Stay fresh, cheese bags!

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    On Your Screen: a Rerun of Episode Thirteen

    The wave of work-work overtook the DHT Gals last week so play-work had to be put on hold. Please enjoy the rerun of Episode 13 Girlfriend, How Could You Treat Your Feet So Bad? Brea and Cara will be back next week with an all new episode!

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    Ep 75 - Put Down the Toilet Seat After the Great Molasses Flood

    Toilet seat up or down? These are the hard-hitting topics you can rely on the DTH gals tackling in this week's episode. Also, find out how slow molasses really is (spoiler alert: not slow at all). And hear Cara's hilarious Mad Libs story about Easter. That and so much more on Episode 75 of Delete This History.

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    Ep 74 - Shoegazers Caught in a Haboob

    It's a new week and a new episode of Delete This History! This week the gals discuss haboobs, shoegazers, energy drinks and, oh, so much more per usual. We're so glad you're here!

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    Ep 73 - Italy Has Post-Fascism; We Have Oreo, the Murderous Dog

    This week on Delete This History, the DTH Gals learn about another country's political baddie to take their minds off their own imploding country's political nutjobs. Good times! Speaking of the messy US, even the dogs are armed in this country! Find out what Oreo, the pit bull, has been up to. That's just two of the fascinating topics awaiting your earballs. Listen for the other four topics, and email us your thoughts at [email protected].

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    Ep 72 - Tampon Cannons and Brain Poop

    Welcome, DTH Besties, to a whole new episode where Brea and Cara cover A LOT of topics -- some planned, some not. Also, not planned? The tornado warning that occurs within the first 10 minutes. It's a wild ride of an episode so hold on!

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    Here We Delve into a Rerun of Episode Twelve

    Cold, flu, COVID, bronchitis, and pneumonia season will not give it a REST, so we're giving the podcast a rest for the week to get healthy! We hope you're staying well and reasonably sane, and we'll be back next week with a new episode. In the meantime, climb into the time machine and hang with podcasting newbies Brea and Cara in this wonderful reairing of Episode 12, "Montel Jordan Does the Macarena" (we're sure he does, by the way).

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    Ep 71 - Posset-ively Grotesque Luddites Cheering in the Limelight

    The DTH Gals are talkin' a LOT about Olde English stuff this week, for some reason. Sprinkle in some sexist sports talk, and you have a posset-ively cracking episode.

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    Ep 70 - I Left my Shacket at the Diner

    In episode 70 of Delete This History, Cara and Brea discuss funeral home fraud and the search for the perfect man’s coat -- they cover it all. Discover why the Swiss Cheese Effect might be the reason planes stay in the sky (or don’t), Also, did Cara really dream-chat with Tom Hanks over coffee? And what is a shacket? Tune in for all this and more!

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    Ep 69 - George Washington's Empty Pewter Cup

    This week, the DTH Gals go back in time to sit at the deathbed of one of their country's founding fathers. (Spoiler alert: it ain't pretty.) Then Cara delights us with Google Gemini's opinions about red "licorice." She also takes a deep dive into ale recepticles and schools us on skull caps. Meanwhile, Brea's stuck on bizarre medical practices of the past, but she takes a tiny detour into some 1970s (or was it 1980's? She doesn't know) celebrity gossip. It's a jam-packed giggle-fest on Episode 69 of Delete This History.

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    Ep 68 - Snapewives in Snoafers

    The DTH Gals get personal this week with fictional characters they'd do, shoes they wouldn't be seen dead in, stupid dares they wouldn't take, movie soundtracks may have loved while hating the movie, laws they should have invoked in past debates, music they just aren't into, and enlightening tourist attractions that may be worth a look.

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    Ep 67 - The Majescule Misconceptions of Moses

    In this week's episode, DTH Gals Brea and Cara get the giggles about people with miniscule brains, conversations with AI bots, wildlife in grocery stores, obscure musical instruments, composers' progeny singin' about Gummy Bears, old-timey printing presses, typos in emails, and funky machines that have inspired comedy writers throughout the ages. Listen in on their conversation and catch the contagion that you never knew you wanted.

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    Ep 66 - Doing Prince Rupert's Drops in the Home Gym

    This week the DTH Gals spill the beans on their latest internet search histories, revealing a week full of unexpected rabbit holes. Could humanity survive an "impact winter"? What was your favorite execise equipment from the 90s (hello, Thighmaster)? The gals dive into the science behind Prince Rupert's drops and the horrors of brucellosis. It's a perfect blend of odd, educational, and totally random searches that will have you questioning your own browsing habits. Don't forget to delete that history!

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    Rerun Heaven with Episode Eleven

    Migraines suck. So do sinus infections. They're not very cash money, either. Have you forgotten what that phrase means? Then it's the perfect time to revisit this episode of Delete This History, a podcast by two besties who have had too many migraines to remember much of anything. We'll be back soon with a brand new episode!

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    Ep 65 - Flivvers, Backpfeifengesicht, and Ted Cruz’s Face

    DTH Gals Brea and Cara explore graphic novels, weird faces, German words, and so much more!

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    Ep 64 - Spatchcocked Floaters

    Are you reading to laugh and learn? Brea's binging Brooklyn Nine-Nine while Cara's binging The West Wing and they are both indulging in some delicious holiday treats (SUGAR!). On this week's episode, Brea explores a mind-blowing podcast and Cara fearfully looks up spatchcocking. These topics plus presidential politics, unexpected medical conditions, and some very unusual vocabulary make up Episode 64 of Delete This History. Don't miss it!

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    Ep 63 - Silas Marner Lighting Up the Kirk with Marsh Gases

    This week, DTH Gals, Cara and Brea, travel to faraway lands... via books and TV, of course. Brea also shares what gloomy Brits consider a good time during the holidays, and Cara marvels at the dumbing down of society while also turning up her nose at a classic piece of lit'rature. It's all happening in Episode 63, so get on it!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A comedy podcast hosted by two besties of a certain age sharing their weekly Internet search histories and a lot of laughs. Join Brea and Cara as they learn (and re-learn) things from the world wide web by searching topics prompted by, but not limited to, family arguments, the desire to learn, and plain old forgetfulness.

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Brea Brown and Cara Burch

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