Derailed

The original cast of 3 Ninjas reunite to talk about upcoming trips they've planned, luxury linen shorts, organically grown facial hair, taking people for granite, Brad branding butts, bird poop sent from God, amateur pro wrestling injuries, and theater nerds growing up to be cool.

Three fully poseable action figures rank alternative salads, talk the Keatons of Hollywood, rock horns and chocolate milk, cute people, diarrhea lettuce, lesser known funny lines from movies, Jimothy the raccoon, and play a game of Real or Fake: 80s glam metal edition. 

Three casual cosplayers talk about people getting mad at fireworks, The Weather Channel app, liking exactly 24 Pearl Jam songs, Bum Farto, Scheels parking, misheard lyrics, let me finish, raising the next generation of sh*tty bicyclists, and play Jingle on the Spot. 

Three college drop-ins talk about firework accidents, wildcats, Nick's trip to Aldi, Steiner math, Tom Green's new show, favorite TikTok creators, and summer parties. Also, the Top 5 4ths, and an "I Can Name" game.

Three smiley glad-hands talk about a trip to Wisconsin, using cruise control, a shaving mishap, what careers they're best suited for, bocce ball, the most versatile letter, and if we can Jurassic Park.

Three blind squirrels celebrate Father's Day by enjoying some delicious B and G (Shoutouts Dan G), revealing the results of 2 truths and a lie, making tornado sounds with their mouths, discuss Idiocracy, band tattoos, mutilating fireflies, Diane vs Rebecca, and Brad's foot traffic report. Plus, 4 dad-themed top 5 lists, and a dad-joke game.

Three unsung heroes recreate the latest TikTok trend, then discuss the NBA Finals, fighting Wemby, VH1 reality shows, and a blast from the past. Plus, two truths and a lie, and a Top 5 from Nick.

Three frequent shoppers talk about underrated life achievements, craft fairs, cigars and joints, the phone store, non-scary things from childhood that actually scared them, a punishment is paid, and a game of Real or Fake: Celebrity kid names edition. 

Three muscle-bound meatheads talk about shows that are filmed in the dark, closed caption describing music, Brandrisk fights, the greatest music video of all time, being overweight and out of shape, Chud the Builder, things that hurt so bad like banging your shin on a trailer hitch, a punishment gets paid off, and the DX chop coming back. Also, an anonymous friend story, and Brad's traffic report. 

Three side quest saboteurs speak on commonly misunderstood song lyrics, kids on dirtbikes and 4 wheelers, names with the most derivatives, ordering a beer on screen, Alton Brown, popular sayings that aren't true, and the Top 5 list of sodas. Plus, a huge milestone is reached.

Three masked men talk about the Netflix MMA event, the Roast of Kevin Hart, what people read in the bathroom before smartphones, cleaning up after your dog before the workers show up, give shoutouts to Brandon, nut tap on a wedding day, Tim McGraw canceling, count-down parenting, and driving like an old man.

Three beacons of hope Talk about a local 5k, how weed has ruined everything, Nick's shower incident, being a Robinhood troll, the integrity of the show, being over the AI phase, why Brad likes Zach Bryan, And a game of Real or Fake: Tribute Band Edition.

Three freelance farmhands tall about Brad's dad jokes, dream jobs, picking up hitchhikers, Nick's And1 Mixtape attempt, Eric's angry box, semis vs bicycles, the top 5 list of concerts, and a game of pro wrestling terms. 

Three key ingredients talk about CJs, which super villain they would be, play a game of "Pick one item to give up", what it means to shoe the children, Super Troopers 3, the Hulk Hogan Netflix Doc, why morning breath doesn't exist on TV, but nothing about Danny Trejo. 

Three enthusiastic lovers discuss WrestleMania night 1, try out their best John Cena impressions, talk about iconic song intros, and assign each other super hero roles. Plus, painful tattoos, old people at the grocery store, the top 5 things to put cheese on, and Brad's traffic report.

Three jobbers and one main eventer cover both nights of the Wrestlemania card. Predictions, fantasy booking, marked-out opinions, every nerdy thing you'd expect from a pro wrestling podcast. Plus, plenty of pro wrestling nostalgia talk, and a round of Wrestlemania Trivia.

Three side sleepers discuss unlikely stadium sponsors, what slay are, Spencer Gifts, data centers, A1 generated pics, Shia LaBeouf- one of the greatest actors of our generation, the Korn TikTok dance, girl scout cookies, the current state of sitcoms, and the greatest physical joke of all time. 

Three first time callers talk about the aftermath of wearing an over-the-top sports fan costume to a game and then having your team lose, knuckles or handshakes, the greatest performance of our generation, 2Pac or Biggie, talking to a shrink, how you dry off after showers, the sitting down of the youth, and the Top 5 things to find in an Easter basket.

Three concerned citizens talk about sports fandom, the origin of rectangles, a stinky sneeze plus a booger, being tailed by black SUVs, the funniest famous person of all time, the age you should move out of your parents' house, where mini-corn comes from, and why Sam's is the best grocery store. Also, a round of The Office trivia and Hot Take Roulette.

Three recovering feminists talk about last night's dinner, the Afroman case, REM's best song, bedroom sound checks, Rooster, Nick's truck seat, dumb self-inflicted injuries, the American Gladiators reboot, plus the Top 5 doubles, and a game of Real or Fake: Reality TV Edition.

Three perennial all stars discuss how Eric was born to provide commentary, more old FB posts, face deodorant, the origins of hating AC/DC, cheese sauce, plus a game of "Who's more likely to___?" And the Top 5 most useless inventions.

Three thriving thrifters talk about a recent concert experience, eating that in the truck, Scary Movie, the greatest joke of all time, Become the video game, the other funniest thing Brad's ever said, Family Feud mouth kissing, the acceptable number of times to wear a pair of jeans between washes, and the Top 5 best fast food burger places.

Three hapless hula hoopers talk about singing the national anthem too loud, coaching from the nosebleeds, suckin' quarters, cooking bacon, cringy old social media posts, A1 on steak, Love is Blind, sushi, calling girls guys, 4-way stop nice-offs, and a game of "Did They Collab?"

Three real ones talk about the super not nerdy Kid Rock/RFK video, how everyone loves fried pickles, carrying cash, the best comfort, the peer of the year, unsolicited relationship advice, the remaining list of top TV characters of all time, two special top 5 lists, plus a round of movie trivia.

Three fair maidens disclose how the celebrated Valentime's Day, learn which came first, discuss which Tok they're on, debate the best way to make grilled cheese and what to call it. Plus, Nick's bad coach math, Brad's traffic report, a Walmart parking lot incident, year old McDonald's burgers, the best game show, and a rousing round of Real or Fake: Country Music Edition.

Three hot bad boys try to guess AI or T-Pain, then talk Bob Ross, the best pairings, how water towers work, this one poor guy vomiting outside of a buffet, squeezy or spready mayo, Fallout, rating systems, Punk vs Roman, getting beat up by children, new live reads, and 2 Top 5 lists. 

Three courageous explorers uncover the origins of Brad's wolves, then discuss which TV shows had the best 1st seasons, crashing out then vs now, 90s bands, Catherine O'Hara, the Royal Rumble, and a special Top 5 List from Brad. 

Three good eggs discuss e-learning days, ripping crotch holes in your pants, rope swings, middle-age fashion choices, AI chapters, and unveil the official Derailed top 25 TV characters of all time.

Three well kept secrets speak on some bad Chad advice, Paul's parking lot problem, freestyle raps, The Traitors, non-problematic accents, Brad's deadly barn encounter, different phobias, and play another round of Hot Take Roulette.

Three backup dancers conduct a podcast covering the greatest TV character of all time, a drunk waitress, fish as pets, Stranger Things and Montauk, Bethany's nice shot, and making snap judgments about people with specific kinds of facial hair. Also, a new game where the song is guessed based on a vague AI summary.

Three soulful crooners share their New Year celebrations, then discuss the Stranger Things final season, the best microwavable food, Ric Flair Cameos, MTV shutting down, disposing of mice, and make snap judgments of people. Plus, the Top 5 list of New Year's resolutions.

Three likely candidates reflect on Christmas '25, including gifts given and received, and a white elephant exchange. Plus, collecting Legos, a fashion show, spoiler alerts, which old wives' tales are true, Nick's traffic report, and a brand new game called Hot Take Roulette.

Three French hens chat about escaping from an escape room, cool guys hittin' that DDR, favorite ornament show-and-tell, Christmas shopping, the ol' Batman, JK Simmons, the best non-curse word insults, the Top 5 Christmas treats, and Christmas movie trivia.

Three tasty morsels talk about a hero's journey, unimpressive but useful super powers, decoy chocolate, being hunted by Batman, drinking on camera, dressing to the left, and John Cena's final match. Plus, Brad science, and a game called "Are They Still With Us?"

Three loose cannons talk about Bigback Parties, Brad's moment of shame, gym class, Stranger Things, a duster at the DG, Nick and Eric's band, smart glasses, and ChatGPT suggested show topics. Also, an anonymous friend story, and a Top 5 list of things Eric wants for Christmas.

Three sniveling brats talk about lazily decorating with inflatables, being ascared, Billy Bob, cheese pulls, parent's basements, grocery shopping on an empty stomach, elementary school lunch of choice, and trollin' the Tok. Plus, an installment of Brad Science, an everyday word spelling game, and a look back at WWE Survivor Series Wargames.

Three elite whistlers discuss the jarring Chair Company scene, butt smacks, robots, Nick's big head, LJN wrestling toys, talking to childhood teachers after you grow up, trollin' the Tok, AI country artists, dark meat > white meat, plus the top 5 Thanksgiving dishes.

Three chafed tourists talk about their content getting flagged on YouTube, Nick's gambling problem, overrated video games, The Chair Company, banning THC, YouTube TV vs Disney, and a rousing round of trivia.

Three novice LARPers talk of a fun weekend trip to Nashville, a possible loin cloth cover-up, their friend Ryan, Nick's hood string, funny stories of their kids cussing, and play a brand new game called The Lousy Brit Slang Game.

Three short kings talk about scaring trick or treaters, bleacher coaches, peeing in the corner, getting unfriended on Facebook, Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies, Superman, and frozen freeze-dried skittles. Plus, Brad's Traffic Report and a special Top 5 list from Nick.

Three hopeless romantics celebrate a huge milestone with episode 51! They remember a time when Nick's gas ruined Halloween, then talk about tales from working at a haunt, being bad teammates, Mellencamp vs The Clash, glazing, an unacknowledged bit, and the Top 5 NBA players of all time.

Three non-playable characters discuss the correct way to eat a 40th birthday dinner, masculine insecurities dictating punctuation, proper drive-thru behavior, acting drunk, eggs on burgers, how to kill a fly with your bare hands, another anonymous friend story, saying embarrassing things to your mom in your sleep, show topics recommended by ChatGPT, the Top 5 List of moments that make beer better, plus a special shoutout to Steve Bridges.

Three sore losers engage in lively conversation about the fun they had at the local haunt, and celebrating Nick's 40th with a murder mystery party over the weekend. Then some corrections are made from last week's episode, followed Taylor Swift, paying it backwards, favorite rap lyrics in spoken word, pronouncing GIF, Black Rabbit, poop diapers in parking lots, pressing Halloween buttons, plus the Top 5 list of kitchen gadgets.

Three heartless bastards talk about cooking savory smores at bomfires, uncover an interesting origin story, tell some anonymous funny stories about their friends, discuss flammable cheese, the show COPS, least talented musical artists they love, actors born for their roles, try reluctant freestyle rap, and recall a story about just saying NO to a cigarette. Plus, the official Top 5 List of months.

Three legends of stage and screen tackle the topics of unhoused guitar players, reheating leftover pizza, accidental inventions, bands they like with members they dislike, clean comedy, and Tulsa King. Also, they recount a horrible bicycle accident that left 2 children covered in tar. They discuss how the original MySpace needs to make a comeback. And a game of Real or Fake with rapper names.

Three horrified onlookers ponder other words for stones and dongs, solve a week old mystery, share a trick to help you sleep, recall a job site bullying incident, find an unlikely villain in a service animal conversation, plus Michelin stars and dripping sunscreen.

Three full-grown adults celebrate the 1st birthday of the podcast by taking a look back at some of the best parts from the past year, and reflect on what life was like back when the show first began. Then they talk about some of their earliest life memories, 3I/Atlas alien invasion, people who use the Hard C word, skinny fat, monster ballads, dream foxes, and whether or not vocalists are real musicians. Plus, a special birthday-themed double Top 5!

Three chipper chaps chat about pickles having a moment, the right and wrong time for karaoke, how Nick knows he's a bad person, alternate universes, VPNs, your boy Wackson 22, Druski, and Nick's bad back. Also, knowledge is tested with a slang abbreviation test. Taste is tested with a peanut butter cup taste test. And the official list of Top 5 digits on your hand.

Three proper lads chat passionately about working at a funeral home, Will Smith's AI audience, AI taking drive-thru orders, cow tubes, getting bamboozled by chicken thighs, WWE getting way too greedy, dong hands, and then try to shoutout every listener by name. Plus, choosing between getting transported 100 years into the past or into the future. They also ask if people are still saying words that were popular in their younger days. And of course, a Top 5.

Three rambunctious renegades return to reflect on Eric's recent knee surgery. They then discuss whether maple syrup needs refrigeration, dead people breathing in movies, singers singing "No Yeah", the perfect sandwich, school dropoff lines, the coolest thing you've done that nobody saw, a joke that didn't land, big peanut butter cups, Peacemaker, Brad's traffic report: driving through peripheral vision. Plus, the Top 5 breakfast cereals.