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Dern After Reading
by Dern After Reading
What started as a joke between two friends is now your favorite Laura Dern podcast! Here we celebrating the big Derns, the little Derns, and everything in-between those two Derns.
Episodes
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Sexed Up Dern
In THE FINAL regular episode of DAR, Max and Nic discuss 'Rambling Rose' and 'Daddy and Them' Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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I Would Rather Eat a Rhino With a Spoon
This week Max and Nic discuss Bravetown (2015) and We Don't Live Here Anymore (2004). Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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DERN DERN DERN
Back in the saddles this week, The Boys discuss 'Jurassic Park III' (2001) and 'Happy Endings' (2005). Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Inland Empire is Genuinely Bad
Max and Nic tackle one of the last coveted Lynch/Dern properties.
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50 of These Stupid Things
Max and Nic regale in 49 former episodes of this crap, while also discussing 'Haunted Summer' (1988) and 'The Fault in Our Stars' (2014) Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Simon's and Garfunkel's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
After a brief 'life s crazy' hiatus, the boys return to discuss two VERY heavy hitter films; Mask (1985) and 99 Homes (2014). Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Meet The Lauras (Feat. Faye Murman)
This week the boys road-tripped to Mahoning Drive-in to watch 'Wild at Heart' (1990) and discuss it with Mahoning's own Faye Murman. Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Mac & Me & Max
We have a birthday boy in the podcast house! Nic has aged, and to celebrate this he made Max watch the 1988 critically panned 'Mac & Me'. Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Jimmy Carter, No Relation
And unuthu' one! The boys return to discuss 'Wild' (2014) and a two part 'Frasier' episode. We also discuss Nic's Birthday choice! Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Max Aged! (And Picked A Good Movie)
You heard it right folks, Max has made it another lap around the sun. To celebrate we watched his pick of 'L.A. Confidential' (1997) and discussed. Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Mcdonalds is 2.6 Miles Away From...
The boys return to their Dern roots this week with 'Little Women' (2019) and 'Afterburn' (1992). Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Little Fockers/Jesus Football
This week the boys discuss 'Little Fockers' (2010) and 'When The Game Stands Tall' (2014). Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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[Trigger Warning] -or- Mr.Disney Tear Down This Sports Wall
The boys return from another hiatus (whoda' thunk?) to talk about 'The Tale' (2018) and 'Down Came a Blackbird' (1995). These are some very heavy films and we discuss that, do be warned if you are sensitive to sexual abuse or torture. We also discuss at length two weeks worth of nonsense, be…
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Fred Flintstone is Trans
This week the boys delve into queer history and discuss 'The Puppy Episode' (1997) of Ellen. Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Ground-Huffs-Day (and a Magic B-Story)
Happy Groundhogs Day, losers. Your favorite Dern Duo Max and Nic are back (one day late, as is tradition) to discuss, among other things, 'Citizen Ruth' (1996), 'The Mindy Project' (2015), the surprisingly numerous Psycho sequels, and Americas number one Lesbian (more on that next time). Have any...
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Priming To The Level That She Prims
The bad boys of Laura Dern podcasting are back again with another installment in their journey. This week we look at 'Certain Women' (2016) and 'Industrial Symphony No.1' (1990). Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod...
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Pod-*cough*-ster
After an unprecedented delay in production for the boys, they return with a social-distanced retelling of 'Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains' (1982) and the polar opposite 'The West Wing (2002). Have any questions of comments? Hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram:...
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A Good Pecker For a Boy His Age
2021! My word we are finally here, WITH MORE DERN! This week the boys reminisce about a weird NYE as well as discuss 'Perfect World' (1993) and 'The Larry Sanders Show' (1998). Have any questions of comments, hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod...
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The Long Awaited DAR Christmas Spectacular (Part 2)
The second half of our chat on Love Actually (2003) and a few top 10 lists of the decade and the Dern. Have any questions or comments, hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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The Long Awaited DAR Christmas Spectacular (Part 1)
Holly your Jollies and Tussle your Tinsel, it is holiday time here at the spectacular DAR offices! To celebrate this joyous (and thoroughly horrifying year) the boys watched Love Actually (2003) and discussed the complicated idea of love, they also played down a few passionate top 10 lists for…
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Dern After Dark
This week on a salacious DAR the boys discuss 'Wilson' (2017) and 'Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore' (1974)
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*Labored Breathing* Don't Watch This One
This week your favorite Dern-men discuss Tenderness (2009) and The Good Time Girls (2017)
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The Gayest Place to be a Marine
This week the boys discuss Smooth Talk (1985) and Angels, Fallen (1993).
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Biglerville, pa
This exhausting week Nic and Max discuss social justice issue Dern media 'Trial by Fire' (2018) and 'Drunk History' (2014). This one is a doozy, but still a fun time, with the obligatory mention of Walt Disney World's 'The American Adventure'. Have any questions of comments, hit us up below…
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M-oops, All Cows!
This week the boys discuss the 1989 short-lived Showtime network 'Nightmare Classics' episode 'The Strange Case of Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde', a final spooky Dern.
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Boo Velvet
In their Spooktacular Halloween-time return, the boys watch David Lynch classic 'Blue Velvet' (1986) and talk about the utter madness of this (admittedly not so spooky) film. Have any haunted questions of comments, hit us up below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod...
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What Rhymes With Spooks?
This week Nic and Max abandon their kew subject and discuss, in depth, the life and work of Stephen King. As always, please forward all complaints and romantic propositions to the following contacts: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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White Foxey Lightning
Back from their legally mandated 'vacation', Max and Nic discuss the finer points of 'White Lightning' (1973) and 'Foxes' (1980). Please drop us a line: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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We Made 25 of These Things
Honestly isn't that wild? This week we talked about 'Marriage Story' and 'The Black Ghiandola' drop us a line: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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Ira Glasses (Lift Up That Noodle Man)
Another week, another absurd name and late episode. This week after some pants talk, Nic discussed 'Focus' the 2001 art film dripping with beautiful nostalgia and antisemitism. Max on the other had viewed the 'Back Beyond' the deleted scenes from the previously (un)viewed 'The Master'. Between…
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Dirt Queen
Through rain and snow and sleet and dark of night, the Derners with the....mostest(?) return once again! This week Max and Nick got into it about the latest Dern Tic Tock craze as well as her possible Audi Payola scandal that absolutely exists. Max talked about the Will Ferrel film 'Everything…
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I Just Had An Abortion, I Think I'm Old Enough To Smoke
We are back! Again! AGAIN! Can't kill Dern hounds. This week Nic watched 'Teachers' the 1984 Nick Nolte vehicle and wildly undersold 80's movie. Max DID NOT watch his thing. Do reach out below: Email: [email protected] Instagram: @dernafterreadingpod Twitter: @dernafterreadingpod
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we FINALLY did Jurassic Park
You heard us right, It is the BIG ONE. We have given you half a year of foreplay before this. Max, Nic, and special guest Tyler Kearns (@pleadthefifth on Instagram for all his stuff) discuss at length the ins and outs of Jurassic Park (1993). There really isn't much more to say, any more would...
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Better Dern Than Never
What a storm AM I RIGHT? Sorry for the delay once again, life is bullshit and can you really blame us? Next week will be anally on time (as it is already recorded and scheduled to drop). This week the gang discussed 'The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio' (2005) as well as a splendidly timely 2014...
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Gay Nazi Clown Shoes
This week Max and Nic discuss two movies they didn't watch and a litany of other topics. (our sincerest apologies for the short description, the man is grinding us down, we will be back to our big ol' bullshit next week)
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Yadda Yadda Snowplow, Hamilton, Kissing, Yadda (Episode 18)
Back from the wild of Delaware, uninfected to date, Max and Nic are continuing their arduous quest to devour the entire filmography of Laura Dern. Max kicked it off with the Big Dern 'Cold Pursuit' the 2019 Liam Neeson led exhausting murder film that only has Laura Dern in it for like 6 minuets.…
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Nun Other Than Laura Dern (Episode 17)
We are back in the Habit (get it?) Another week another two spectacular Dern features. In Big Dern's this week Nic delved into the 2007 'Year of The Dog' - the Mike White directed Molly Shannon led film about dog love - loss - suburban bliss - and perhaps asexuality. In this we see Dern as a very...
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The (Not A) Proud Boy and The Funemployed (Episode 16)
As Dern stands with the brave and strong protesters in this, a time of social uprise and shift - we stand with you, delivering several nuggets of wise and useful information among well over an hour of silly-silly ha-ha's. When you last left us, we were pushing towards a better show for all of…
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Urn After Reading (Episode 15)
After a busy week in the life of Max and Nic collectively (we have busy lives as committed platonic life partners, we do apologize for any inconvenience) the Dern train is back in the station! Choo-Choo! Needless to say in our short time off the world (namely America) has become a sweltering...
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Chris Cooper is in the back pocket of BIG ANTI-DAD (Episode 14)
You KNOW we are back at it again with these new Derns! This week Max and Nic revved up with a litany of discussion covering topics from Anxiety to Dominos thrift and every possible thing in-between. If you love a meandering episode with stories on stories this is THE ONE for you. After this…
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We Have ANOTHER Birthday Boy In The House
Hello Dern-wads! Needless to say we have another birthday boy! Nic is 23 and one year closer to catching up with Max. He chose to speak about the bananas 2007 reality show 'Kid Nation' for his birthday special. As Dern drifts closer and closer to a Goop adjacent position in the celebrity world we...
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Burger Hitler (Episode 12)
We are one case into this Dern-mania spectacular (and we could not be more respectfully horned up for our lady Laura Dern) As we prepare for the ball event of the year (NIC's birthday) we enjoyed one more standard format Dern-cast before the big show - which is to this point still and undecided...
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A Kid Dressed as Bill Clinton (Episode 11)
Another day another cult horror film(?) and karate kid led television melodrama. As we (Max, Nic, and Lady Laura Dern) begin to settle into this new world we march onward into the deep and beautiful ocean that is the filmography of our already named main squeeze. Before we got the wheels rolling,...
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The Crazy Dick-Gun Speech (Episode 10)
Welcome all Derners of The American Revolution! We are back with our most solidified format, and quite a bit of Dern to lay on you. Our paramour, Lady Laura is staying safe at home in some snazzy new PJ's (gifted to her by the lovely Robin Wright) and helping out some charities - as is the way of...
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We Have a Birthday Boy in The House! (Episode 9)
LIVE from quarantined Pennsylvania your favorite team of as-yet-to-be-infected movie talk about people are back! (Via Zoom of course). To throw yet another curveball in the format for you loyal followers - we also did our first birthday special to celebrate the aging of Max. We are doing our best...
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King of The Hill BONUS EPISODE (Unplugged)
Hello to our adoring public. While Covid-19 makes life more difficult for us all, we figured you would enjoy this little rifftrax style bonus episode that will supplement our last released KOTH special. It is a little rough around the edges - and may be taken down for copyright infringement…
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The King of The Hill Spectacular (Zune Daddy) (Episode 7)
The world may be slowly receding into an isolationist pandemic apocalypse - and in the spirit of that we have decided to create this more 'free wheeling' cartoon special (as compared to the usual hard-hitting and well researched film critiques you are all used to from us). After some on the fly...
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This is Not as Good as an Improv Show (Episode 6)
Despite the ongoing health crisis, and death of Goldfish Dern, we have decided to continue bringing laughter and Dern knowledge to the masses. It is the very least we can do in this trying time. Max lead us off this week with his utterly resentful recounting of the 2017 film 'Downsizing'.…
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The Kind of Body That Only Orange Juice Can Buy (Episode 5)
Despite the tragic death of goldfish Dern, we have chosen to press on this week with our previously scheduled show - it is what they would have wanted. Nic got us rolling with the epic retelling of the third installment in the 'Meet The Parents' trilogy, 'Little Fockers'. This 2010 star studed…
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Young, Dumb, and Full of America (Episode 4)
BaCk In ThE sAdDlE aGaIn BaBy - Dern is going USA all THE way (sorry about that) This week was a slow week for Dern news, but she deserves a rest after her hectic and victorious awards season. While our queen (who stiffed us on being guesting this week) slumbers, we decided by our random lottery...
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What started as a joke between two friends is now your favorite Laura Dern podcast! Here we celebrating the big Derns, the little Derns, and everything in-between those two Derns.
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