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Welcome to Descant, a podcast with two highly distracted, somewhat funny guys who talk about whatever comes to mind but never finish a single story.

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    Descant #35: Now with Facecam! (On YouTube)

    This week, in episode #35, Noah and Eli do their first episode with Facecam! So, if you've ever wondered what the beloved Descant boys look like, head on over to our YouTube channel for episode #35. Today, they talk about their new setup, old setup, upcoming projects, and plans for the future of the podcast.

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    Descant #34.3: A Beautiful Trilogy

    Today on Descant, the boys give an explanation as to what happened to episode #34, and Eli finally remembers what pizza customer means!

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    Descant #34.2: The Infamous Half-Episode

    Welcome to Descant, in this episode Eli talks to himself for 50 minutes.

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    Descant #34.1: A Problem at Descant Inc.

    Welcome to Descant... Or not?

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    Descant #33: The Pizza Box Scandal

    This week, in episode #33, Noah and Eli are joined once again by their friend Daulton. The trio of dudes create their own tier lists of restaurants and tell a couple of old stories.

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    Descant #32: Half a Stack of Episodes!

    This week, in episode #32, Noah and Eli celebrate their 32nd episode of the podcast by talking about, you guessed it, Minecraft. They also talk about various YouTubers and some of their endeavors, gamer girl bath water, and what they would sell if they had a merch store.

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    Descant #31: What Does Pizza Customer Mean?

    This week, in episode #31, Noah and Eli are joined by their friend Daylee. They talk about things, such as Starbucks, Avatar and Korra, the infamous class of 2020, summer, and poop.

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    Descant #30: Left Twix

    This week, in episode #30, Noah and Eli discuss a few podcasts they listen to, video game speed runs, Pokémon, and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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    Descant #29: No Flags, Please...

    This week, in episode #29, Noah and Eli have their good friend Jacob on the podcast, and there's an impromptu surprise guest for a few minutes. They discuss the Pokémon logo, Noah's hatred of flags, George Floyd protests, Mr. Beast videos, and Guy Fieri.

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    Descant #28: No Politics, Please...

    This week, in episode #28, Noah and Eli have an old fashioned Q&A. They talk about a few shows they grew up watching, they talk about fears and life goals. They come up with catch phrases for themselves and decide if dogs or cats are better.

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    Descant #27: No Fan Fictions, Please...

    This week, in episode #27, Noah and Eli discuss the intriguing topics of fishing, Netflix shows, car troubles, first date questions, and you guessed it--Minecraft!

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    Descant #26: Do You Kiss the Homies Goodnight?

    This week, in episode #26, Noah and Eli are joined by their biggest fan, Katie, and they discuss a few deep topics, doing shots of Gatorade and vanilla extract, kissing the homies goodnight, and the utter strangeness of the year 2020... Oh, and of course, Minecraft.

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    Descant #25: One Saucy Episode

    This week, in episode #25, Noah and Eli rate different sauces out of ten, reminisce on past episodes of Descant, and talk about how far the boys on the cast have come.

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    Descant #24: North Dakota's Favorite Movie Candy

    This week, in episode #24, the boys, Noah and Eli, talk about the power move of living below your means, Minecraft (as per usual), favorite movie theater candy by state, modifications to the map of the United States, and Eli reveals a secret and a guilty pleasure of his.

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    Descant #23: Not about Tiger King

    This week, in episode #23, Noah and Eli are accompanied by their good friend Daulton, and they discuss what it would be like if Minecraft logic was applied to real life and try to figure out what Tiger King is all about.

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    Descant #22: Metaphysical Doo Doo

    This week, in episode #22, Eli shares his experiences with the dopamine detox and the after effects of it, Noah and Eli discuss old SpongeBob episodes, and tell some stories about people passing out around them.

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    Descant #21: Now from Quarantine!

    This week, in episode #21, Noah and Eli have their first quarantined episode of Descant with their good friend Ben as a guest. They talk about how their quarantine is going so far, their past prom experiences, and a little bit about video games.

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    Descant #20

    This week, in episode #20, Noah and Eli talk about Eli's childhood obsession with WWE, more about Marvel, and more about Elon Musk.

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    Descant #19

    This week, in episode #19, Noah and Eli talk about Minecraft, Star Wars, and Marvel.

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    Descant #18

    This week, in episode #18, Noah and Eli try a shorter episode. They discuss topics such as time-zones, acting, cultural appropriation, and the coronavirus.

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    Descant #17: It's a Vibe

    This week, in episode 17, Noah and Eli talk about recent adventures, bumper stickers, beets, and more!

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    Descant #16: Rated R (We're Serious)

    This week, in episode #16, Noah is allowed to swear... Enough said.

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    Descant #15: 🎵 A Few of Our Favorite Things 🎵

    This week, in episode #15, Noah and Eli talk about some of their favorite things; including movies, TV shows, and even their favorite way to eat potatoes.

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    Descant #14: Humble Beginnings

    This week, in episode #14, Noah and Eli talk about how they met and became close friends, briefly discuss gun control, and take a music theory break mid-episode. We hope you enjoy!

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    Descant #13: Zodiac Signs

    This week, in episode #13, Noah and Eli talk about the pros and cons of each zodiac sign, explain some past experiences with some of the signs, and talk about the accuracy of their own signs.

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    Descant #12: YouTube

    This week, in episode #12, Noah and Eli talk about their favorite YouTubers, their YouTube aspirations, and their past YouTube experiences.

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    Descant #11: Customer Service

    This week, in episode #11, Noah and Eli discuss the positives and negatives of working in customer service and all the different types of people that they see.

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    Descant #10: People Suck

    This week, in episode #10, Noah and Eli discuss their biggest problems with the world. It gets slightly political, and we get a little angry

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    Descant #9: Time Travel

    This week, in episode #9, Noah and Eli are joined by Mr. Poe to discuss the vastness of time travel. Lots of theories are tossed around, and we talk about what we would do if we could time travel.

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    Descant #8: Post. I Crashed.

    This week, in episode #8, Noah, Eli, Daulton, Emily, Jacob, Vatsal, and Matthew (in spirit) reunite to reminisce on the adventures of taking a programming class with Mr. Vaughn.

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    Descant #7: Poo Lore

    This week, in episode #7, Noah and Eli summarize their experiences in 2019 and talk about a couple of disturbing tiktok videos.

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    Descant #6: Get Jolly My Man

    This week, in episode #6, Noah and Eli make it a little festive by talking about all of their favorite Christmas traditions, favorite gifts they've received, least favorite gifts they've received, and they even get real about Santa Claus.

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    Descant #5: Epic Gamers

    This week, in episode #5, Noah and Eli reveal their top ten favorite games of all time and talk about all the fun times they had with these games.

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    Descant #4: Controversy & Memes

    This week, in episode #4, Noah and Eli ask each other some relatively serious questions regarding controversial opinions, pet peeves, intro music, and more!

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    Descant #3: Rated M for Mediocre

    This week, in episode #3, Noah and Eli tell a little bit about their childhoods and tell a few terrible... Terrible jokes.

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    Descant #2: Prestige & Beef Brisket

    This week, in episode #2, Noah and Eli tell a few stories about awards they won in high school and once again, talk a lot about food.

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    Descant #1: Joggers at the Workplace

    This week, in episode #1, Noah and Eli discuss how their employers reacted to wearing joggers on the job and attempt to tell a little bit about themselves, but always somehow end up talking about food.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to Descant, a podcast with two highly distracted, somewhat funny guys who talk about whatever comes to mind but never finish a single story.

HOSTED BY

Eli Benjamin

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