DESCRIBE SALT

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Derek’s mom joins to set Derek straight and expose his most embarrassing moments. Later, Dan, Derek, and Aleks Suks do some coming-of-age improv that feels like it shouldn’t be described out loud or in writing.Content advisory: Extreme language and sexual referencesSuggestions? Let us know!Support the show

A robot from Planet Robot joins Derek and Dan to answer questions as a vampire and a lesbian cowboy. Later, Britty does some improv that is definitely not a subtle allegory to recent shocking events in her life.Content Advisory- Strong language and sexual references. Humorous references to infidelity and incest.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

Dan and Derek interview the world's second best Scrabble player. Later, Eric Ramaekers joins to explore the wild and wacky world of instructional manual hierarchies.Content Advisory: Stong language and sexual phrasing.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

For the sixth episode out of only eleven, Derek names a character Jim/Tim. Later, Chris Last joins to explore the Russian fast food mafia as they are visited by a very hungry, very bulletproof American.Content Advisory: strong language and sexual references.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

Dan and Derek interview a horse jockey with an attitude. Later (and earlier), Spencer Ford joins for some improv about Pentagon-produced mystery boxes that teach children about- amongst other things- Shrek.Content advisory- some strong language, mild sexual references, references to hard drugs.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

Leppy the Leprechaun joins the podcast to plug his used Toyota Corolla dealership. Later, Clive Iverson takes us on a journey though the complicated processes that heaven grades your life (it's mostly what pants you're wearing).Content advisory: some strong language, mild sexual referencesSuggestions? Let us know!Support the show

Our noble hosts get dubious advice from a poison expert who would rather be anywhere else. Later, Jake Ulasich joins to recreate Superbad if it had been written by someone who had only recently been introduced to the concept of British people.Content advisory: strong language, references to alcohol and hard drugs, strong sexual references.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

This week, Dan’s roommate describes both salt and the ways in which they save money on doctor’s visits at their apartment. Later, some southern gator farmers use divine banjos to face off against a factory.CONTENT ADVISORY: Strong language, references to alcohol and hard drugs, strong sexual references.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

This week, we find out that Zoom doesn’t connect very well with inhabitants of the moon. Later, a conspiracy theorist invents a new potato chip flavor in an episode that we had no idea was scheduled to release on 9/11. We promise.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

This week our pal (an escaped raccoon from the zoo named Josh) describes salt with a noun. Then everyone hops on a train to Flavortown to meet futuristic Cyber-Guy Fieri.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

Isaac joins the gang as a sentient brick and attempts to Describe Salt. Along the way, two mice are pranked on an animal tv show before auditioning for “Animalia’s Got Talent.”Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

Brittany is back, but this time she has personified Derek’s robo-vacuum. Later, Dan and Derek take on Little Debbie with a small army of goblins.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

Connor Thompson shows off his best Plankton impression, and guides Dan and Derek through the tale of Little Timmy’s dentist appointment.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show

In the inaugural episode of DESCRIBE SALT, Dan and Derek bring special guest Brittany on a journey from a construction site to a funeral.Suggestions? Let us know!Support the show