PODCAST · comedy
Devious Thoughts
by Handy and Maal
Devious Thoughts is a weekly podcast hosted by Handy & Maal, where unfiltered conversations meet real-life chaos. From relationships and social dynamics to awkward situations and controversial opinions, nothing is off limits. If it’s messy, uncomfortable, or brutally honest, it’s getting talked about. Pick a side and stay devious.
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THE MURDER BUSINESS
This week on Devious Backstories, Handy & Maal dive into the horrifying true story of William Burke and William Hare—two men whose names became synonymous with one of history's most disturbing murder sprees.In 1820s Edinburgh, medical schools desperately needed bodies for anatomical research. Instead of digging up graves like traditional body snatchers, Burke and Hare realized there was far more money to be made by creating their own supply.The gang breaks down how the pair lured vulnerable victims, carried out their shocking crimes, sold the bodies to anatomists, and how their gruesome scheme eventually unraveled.From the infamous "Burking" method to the investigation that exposed them, this is one of the darkest and most influential true crime stories in British history.A chilling tale of greed, murder, and the case that forever changed the study of anatomy.
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WHO RAISED YOU?
Some people deserve a second chance… others deserve to be asked, “Who raised you?” This week on Devious Thoughts, we’re putting our morals, relationships, and sanity to the test with five brand-new segments: Crashing Out – We decide if these insane situations are enough to make us completely lose it. Who Raised You? – The internet’s most disrespectful, disgusting, and out-of-pocket behavior gets judged. Pack Your Bags – One sentence. One confession. Is the relationship over, or are you staying? Director’s Cut – We only know the ending. We have to make up the wildest story that got us there. 30 Seconds Until… – You have 30 seconds before chaos begins. What’s your next move?0:00 Intro: Grouch Discussion 2:18 30 seconds until 14:23 Tweets & Treats21:32 Who raised you?30:45 qualities women Don’t understand 41:10 directors cut Which scenario had you crashing out? Which one would make you pack your bags? Let us know in the comments! Like the video if you laughed. Subscribe for more Devious Thoughts every Wednesday.#ComedyPodcast #RelationshipDebates #FunnyPodcast
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NO WRECKAGE. NO SURVIVORS.
This week on Devious Backstories, Handy & Maal dive into the chilling mystery of the SS Waratah, the passenger ship that disappeared without a trace.In 1909, the SS Waratah set sail carrying more than 200 passengers and crew. It departed on what should have been a routine voyage... and was never seen again.No distress call. No confirmed wreckage. No survivors.For more than a century, investigators, explorers, and historians have tried to solve one of the greatest maritime mysteries ever recorded. What happened to the ship? Did it encounter a massive storm? Was there a design flaw? Or did something even stranger occur?The gang breaks down the voyage, the theories, the search efforts, and why the disappearance of the SS Waratah remains one of history's most baffling unsolved cases.A haunting story of mystery, tragedy, and a ship that seemingly vanished into thin air.
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PICK A STRUGGLE
Are people getting too comfortable with delusion after breakups? This episode of Devious Thoughts dives into viral tweets, relationship drama, overreactions, impossible dating standards, and the hidden catches behind everyday situations.From “Pick a Struggle” debates to questionable breakup responses, we break down the internet’s wildest opinions and ask the questions nobody else will. Topics include:• Viral Tweets & Hot Takes• Pick a Struggle Debate• Delusional Responses to Breakups• Am I Overreacting?• The Backdoor Policy Discussion• What’s the Catch?Drop your opinions in the comments and let us know which take was the most devious. Hosted by Handy & Maal0:00 Intro0:30 Viral Tweets4:12 Pick a Struggle12:10 Delusional Responses to Breakups22:22 Am I Overreacting?28:51 Backdoor Policy33:55 More Viral Tweets36:29 What’s the Catch?
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CRIME PAID... UNTIL IT DIDN'T
This week on Devious Backstories, Handy & Maal dive into the life of Al Capone, the notorious mob boss who became the face of organized crime in America.From his rise during Prohibition to building a criminal empire worth millions, Capone transformed Chicago into his personal playground. The gang explores the bootlegging operations, political corruption, gang wars, and the violence that made him one of the most feared men in the country.But despite all the murders, racketeering, and criminal activity linked to his organization, it wasn't violence that finally brought him down.It was taxes.Discover how Capone rose to power, the bloody events that cemented his legacy, and the surprising way one of history's most infamous criminals met his downfall.A story of power, greed, corruption, and consequences.
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Petty or Perfect?
This episode is packed with questionable decisions, petty behavior, and some of the most chaotic relationship advice you'll ever hear. 😭💀First up, Who's the Villain? — where the gang breaks down messy situations and decides who's actually in the wrong.Then things get weird with Would You Shake Them?, where first impressions, bizarre behavior, and questionable people are put under the microscope.Next comes Petty or Perfect, where revenge, payback, and spiteful actions are judged accordingly.Finally, the gang takes relationships straight to hell with How to End a Relationship. Given a text from a partner, the challenge is simple: come up with the most creative, ridiculous, and over-the-top breakup imaginable.Arguments, bad decisions, and complete nonsense from start to finish.⏱️ Timestamps:00:00 Who's the Villain?12:59 Would You Shake Them?25:48 Petty or Perfect35:50 How to End a Relationship (Take It to Hell)
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HIDDEN TREASURES
What if someone hid a real treasure chest worth millions of dollars... and challenged the world to find it? 😳💰In this episode, the gang dives into the bizarre true story of Forrest Fenn and the treasure hunt that captivated thousands of people for over a decade.From cryptic poems and hidden clues to obsessive searchers traveling deep into the wilderness, this story became one of the most famous modern treasure hunts ever created. Along the way, theories exploded, communities formed, and the mystery grew larger than anyone expected.The gang breaks down the clues, controversies, discoveries, and the lasting legacy of a treasure hunt that blurred the line between adventure and obsession.Funny, fascinating, and one of the wildest real-life mysteries you'll ever hear.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU!
The gang jumps into another round of Art of Lying, where ridiculous situations have to be defended with a straight face, before moving into Justified or Jaded, where questionable decisions get put on trial. Things only get crazier as they react to wild tweets, insane messages, and internet opinions that should have stayed in the drafts. Then comes the story that changes the entire mood: a wife admits her husband was never her first choice and was really just her safety net all along. Funny, awkward, uncomfortable, and brutally honest from start to finish.0:00 Art of lying 10:49 Read it and weep30:54 Safety Net Marriage 31:5435:26 Popeyes Rant 37:00 Justified or Jaded#lol #funny
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THE "ANGEL OF DEATH"
Handy & Maal break down the horrifying case of Harold Shipman, the doctor who became one of the most prolific serial killers in modern history.Trusted by patients and respected in his community, Shipman used his position to hide unimaginable crimes for years before investigators uncovered the truth.The gang discusses how he avoided suspicion, the shocking scale of the case, and why it remains one of the most disturbing true crime stories ever recorded.Dark, fascinating, and deeply unsettling.
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WHO TF TEXTED THIS?? 😭💀
The gang goes full chaos mode reacting to fake texts, Am I The Asshole stories, wild tweets, and insane “read between the lines” situations From guessing context off one message to pitching the worst movie ideas imaginable, this episode turns into pure randomness, storytelling, and comedy.
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INTO THE WILD
Handy & Maal discuss the tragic true story of Christopher McCandless, also known as “Supertramp,” and the devastating reality behind Into the Wild.What started as a journey for freedom and self-discovery ended in isolation, starvation, and one of the most haunting survival stories ever documented. By the end, McCandless reportedly weighed only 67 pounds.The gang breaks down the mindset behind leaving society behind, the dangers of romanticizing survival, and why this story still affects people decades later.
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WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS?? 😭💀
The gang dives into dating delusion, gaslighting, hinge horror stories, brutal insults, and chaotic “would you rather” questions that get way too real 0:11 do women want guys who can’t get girls6:57 worst ways you’ve been gaslit23:11 hinge horror story30:39 worst insults received39:25 would you rather
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Handy & Maal break down Jungle starring Daniel Radcliffe and the terrifying true story that inspired it.What starts as an adventure quickly turns into a brutal survival story involving isolation, fear, and impossible conditions deep in the Amazon rainforest. The gang reacts to the real events behind the film, the psychological toll of survival, and how insane the situation actually was.Dark, intense, and way more unsettling knowing it really happened.
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EXCUSE ME???
The gang gets into weird confessions, terrible advice, awkward stories, and conversations that go completely left 0:10 this is how it starts05:30 Ex’s Molded Dildo10:35 Who lied to you?30:20 Explain like you’re 5#shorts #comedy #popculture
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Midnight Smugglers
In the 1980s, cocaine flooded into Florida through midnight boat runs, hidden compartments, and men willing to risk everything for fast money.This episode follows the rise of a mechanic who got pulled into America’s booming cocaine trade and slowly became part of a world filled with speedboats, federal investigations, paranoia, and millions of dollars moving through dark ocean water.From offshore transfers to the psychology of risk and adrenaline, this story breaks down how ordinary people got addicted to danger, luxury, and beating the system.
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Worst Experience Ever
The gang dives into cheating, betrayal, witnessing disturbing moments in real life, messy relationship morals, and chaotic “would you rather” questions that spiral out of control. From a woman wanting to look at another man’s pictures while saying her boyfriend’s name, to debates about whether certain actions are justified or just plain evil, this episode gets awkward, hilarious, and way too real.0:00 cheating & betrayal5:49 Witnessing the Worst16:26 Justified or Jaded: Moral Dilemmas In Relationships34:39 Would You RatherFunny, chaotic, uncomfortable, and painfully relatable.
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The Robbery That Went Too Far
One minute you’re home, relaxed, thinking the night is over.The next, strangers are controlling your life.In this episode, we break down the chilling case of a college student whose normal night at home turned into a nightmare after a robbery escalated far beyond anyone could’ve imagined. What started as theft quickly spiraled into fear, violence, and irreversible decisions.We also dive into the psychology of escalation, impulsive behavior, and how fast ordinary moments can become life-changing.
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CAUGHT IN THE ACT
This episode gets wild quick.We start with Caught in the Act, reacting to the worst excuses people gave when they got caught in… very awkward situations—and somehow they only get worse Then it’s Bad Friend Bingo, where we call out toxic friend behavior and admit if we’ve done it or would… and yeah, some of these are nasty.After that, They’re Headed for Divorce—a story about one decision that might’ve ruined a marriage before it even recovered.Then Maal brings Won’t Kiss Me, but…, a confusing situation that makes absolutely no sense the more you think about it.We wrap it up with Worst Rejections, reading some funny, brutal (but PG) ways people got turned down.Messy, chaotic, and way too real.0:00 – Caught in the Act14:35 – Bad Friend Bingo32:54 – They’re Headed for Divorce40:44 – Won’t Kiss Me, but…45:46 – Worst Rejections
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BURIED IN THE RED BARN
A quiet village. A secret relationship. Then… a disappearance.Handy & Maal break down the chilling true story of Maria Marten and William Corder—a case that shocked England in the 1800s. What started as a hidden romance turned into a dark mystery, ending with a disturbing discovery beneath a barn.From deception and double lives to a trial that captivated an entire nation, this is a story where trust turns into tragedy.
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Valid Villains & Bad Lies
This episode is pure chaos.Handy & Maal test their ability to turn the worst situations into believable excuses in the Art of Lying segment. Then it flips into an “Am I Overreacting?” situation, some wild trivia with “Who Said That in History?”, and a debate on whether certain villain behavior was actually justified.From bad logic to convincing nonsense, this one is funny, chaotic, and way too real.0:00 Am I overreacting 1:55 Art of lying 23:59 Who the hell said that?27:58 Valid Villain
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Devious Thoughts is a weekly podcast hosted by Handy & Maal, where unfiltered conversations meet real-life chaos. From relationships and social dynamics to awkward situations and controversial opinions, nothing is off limits. If it’s messy, uncomfortable, or brutally honest, it’s getting talked about. Pick a side and stay devious.
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