diaztheone

All about farts, cars, colors, whoopings, and poop.

You can't win with only 1 or 2 things. You need a multiple combination, and the more, the better.

Pappo a foo

Why act like you know somebody when you don't? Also, practice what you preach and don't act like something you're not. Take your own medicine.

If you feel offended in any way, don't jump to conclusions. You don't know me enough to assume I mean anything with negative or ill intent.

The cycle continues.

Plus a bonus episode at the end. Pirates, grocery shopping, and eyeball(s).

There's 3 words that stand apart from the rest and perhaps the most meaningful...

I received an infraction for expressing myself and it seems hypocritical due to the guidelines they (one of the platforms I use, Spotify) created. So now I will be a Christian channel with zero swear words or expression and actually just be a mute since this is the dumbest shit ever. It seems (they) like to misconstrue context and art. Music by Rusty Cage - The Cus Word Song

How can somebody add salt to the wounds? It's not fun when the tables have turned, eh?

It's not healthy to be stuck in your head all the time and it's even worse when you refuse to go outside for days at a time.

Sheep, manners, approval, and pasta sauce.

Yup

Rock on 🤙

A beautiful sunny day lead to a wrong turn in the middle of nowhere surrounded by pitch blackness, voices, demons, and unfamiliar faces that I slowly recognized. And I was on acid.

Welcome to my Podcast. I initially created this to simply get things off my chest and found it extremely therapeutic but now it's a healthy addiction and I hope to reach and gain a larger audience who can associate, relate, and understand the conversations I have. Extremely personal, emotional, passionate, ambitious, vulgar, explicit, honest, humorous, dark, and real. These are my thoughts, opinions, and heart on my sleeve with no holes barred. Follow me on IG - diaztheone

Kids aren't as dumb as they may seem and adults are more naive than expected.

Nobody should be disrespected and nobody should get upset at you not tolerating their disrespect. Favoritism, lies, intimidation, and ego were the main factors involved here. Sucka shit.

Chivalry, society, farts, and shallowness.

Why do we inflict pain to those who treated us the opposite of who hurt us in the first place?

It's always fun moving, right? No, it's not. But it is to help one of your best friends until shit gets REAL.

It's time to respect time.

WARNING: EXPLICIT EPISODE, SO IF YOU'RE EASILY "OFFENDED" BY ANY INTENTIONAL, JOKINGLY SAID MATERIAL, DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE OR SENSITIVE BITCH. UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT. Just two grown kids talking about Bay Area sports, mangos, tattoos, and bullshit. 3 in 1 episode.

Who were you and who are you? Are you happy?

Random inspiration and humor, most of my material but some I've gathered from others in my subconscious. ENJOY YOUR day.

This is just ACTING showing an EXAMPLE of how some of us vent in private. How do you vent? It's not good to hold it in. MUSIC BY MASKED WOLF - ASTRONOMICAL, JUST NAMES

My homegirl tried to hook me up with her friend on a blind date but I'm glad I spoke with her on the phone first before I saw her on the blind date. 🧐😬🤬

What was your most memorable birthday? I stopped caring after 24 but damn it was a good one with my boys Daniel Son and Oscar (R.I.P.). Also, I meant to say "decade", not "century".

Aug 4th, not July or Aug 24th. And this was recorded yesterday, not today 🤣🖕😘

Stick around for this one but watch where you step.

How do you deal with your emotions? Do you express them or keep them bottled up? What gave you those emotions?

I have a very loyal fan who isn't too bright but his tears are delicious. 😢🤣

The moral is don't challenge somebody to a game if you don't know how to play. You will lose.

Soul food, yams, corgi's, gentrification, and the one and only - Pappo

Is it easier to get in or get out?

My nephew, Cam, shares his philosophy about life's struggle and hardship as a 13 year who flies drones and gets his phone taken away for watching porn.

Hi, nice to meet you again.

Is romance and chivalry dead? What is romance and what does it mean to you?

It dawned on me what I want or think I want and that's a girl with scars and make you bleed but she's loving and compassionate with nipple rings and fishnet stockings. So I tried a gothic dating website. Don't judge me, I judged myself 🤣🙏

Spoiled, overweight, indoor dwelling, disrespectful, chicken nugget ass brats.

Send any questions, interest, support, hate, propositions, nude pics, or anything else to my personal Podcast e-mail and I WILL read it on here. [email protected]

...

Ever live with somebody who you couldn't stand? Yawp.

Don't say something you don't mean and if you try to apologize that means YOU feel guilty but are you really sorry? Crocodile tears.

PRE-WARNING: Very "offensive" content based upon your interpretation and taking humor/ semi-reality out of context. Enjoy.

21 curious questions. July 15th episode I just finished editing due to too many episodes to keep up with.

"Taboo" subject. Why? Religion and faith are beautiful. Should be. Interpretation can be ugly. Just be a good person regardless of anything.

Respect your elders or they might cough on you. Or beat your ass. Jokes aside, ENJOY YOUR LIFE. RIGHT NOW. Might be gone tomorrow.

A deep conversation with my good friend, Nova, her and I opinion and perspective about life, peace, other worlds, psychedelics, happiness, meaning, pain, love, hate, and etc. And elves.

Bad poker face. I'm all in. Gimme your chips.