Episodes
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Christmas Extravaganza 2020
Listen in to our annual Christmas episode. Dillon and Dutch discusses the recent presidential election, the pandemic and the vaccine, and their top 10 favorite Christmas movies. Stay till the end to listen to their rendition of three classic Christmas songs.
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Season 11 Episode 2: The Gold Claim
Listen this week as we describe our harrowing journey to our gold claim in Somerset, Ca. Hear about our grueling trials at the dreaded Bureau of Land Management in Sacramento, California. We mine, we hunt, we... avenge.
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Season 11: Episode 1 Daniel Craig's Best Line From The Movie Munich
Somewhere in all the hoopla, in all the chest beating, all the minutiae, our intrepid warriors Dillon and Dutch fell on hard times. We were in a rut, no place to go, no purpose in our lives per se, and also in the literal sense. It took us to depths you could never understand. While DJing for a...
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Season 6: THE BOYS ARE BACK!!!!!!!
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch speak on the secrets to a lasting celestial hegemony, the proper way to quell an illiterate rebellion, and how to skin a pig and keep it alive. It's been a while since Dillon and Dutch recorded a podcast. We blame our previous corporate shills for that, but…
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Season 5 Episode 10: Our Annual Christmas Spectacular
Listen this week as we celebrate the Christmas holiday by discussing our favorite Christmas traditions, the best way to heat a flat iron, and our successful career as showrunners in Syria.
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Season 5: Episode 9: The Voynich Manuscript
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss multiple non random things and link them all back to their successful translation of the Voynich Manuscript. This led to them cracking the last Zodiac cypher which opened a literal Pandora's box.
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Season 5 Episode 8: Schroedinger's Possum
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch carefully walk us through the proper way to fight a legion of trained marsupials, the proper format in editing an index while writing a dissertation, and how to categorize brake pads, spoiler; it isn't alphabetically. Follow us on twitter @dillonanddutch,...
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Season 5 Episode 7: Falconry and Beyond
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about their love of botany, the best camping advice for suburban camping, and falconry.
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Season 5 Episode 6: The Blaze Under Pressure
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch tackle the most difficult issues plaguing our society. We hit these issues hard, right between the eyes, and then kick them repeatedly while they are down. Enjoy.
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Season 5 Episode 5: The Grizzly Man
Listen this week as a Dillon & Dutch discuss something, and other things. We sing, we laugh,... we conquer.
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Season 5 Episode 4: Kite Fighting Bedouin Merchants of Death
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about our slight treason in using our profits from skinned possum hair beard brushes, to trade with Cuba, evidently this country had an embargo with ours in order to prevent world war 3 (check source). To make our business legal, we took the profits and...
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Season 5 Episode 3: A Soul Heir Eclipse
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss what a Solar Eclipse is. Find out out how many minutes is safe to view the sun unaided. And we finally get to the bottom of which are the best movies about north bound rivers.
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Season 5: Episode 2 We Bless The Rains...
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss the exquisite art of hot air balloon jousting, the key to a great hedge, and learn about the animal of the week. Spoiler alert, it isn't a golden eagle.
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Season 5: Episode 1 The Space Ghost
Listen this week, as we embark into new territory. We are now going to have hour long episodes for the time being. Local radio station KACR, 96.1 (if you live in Alameda), has decided to broadcast this podcast. Tune in this week as we discuss our favorite space movies, which movie star we coaxed...
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Season 4 Episode 12: Two Heroes Aren't Too Much
Listen to our season 4 finale, while we go over exposition, ad nauseum, and discuss what themed bakeries we would most likely open if given the chance.
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Season 4 Episode 11: The Woods
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch head to the woods for some rest and relaxation. We talk about everything, our breakfast, lunch, and dinner menu. The vast amount of high quality scotch we consumed, and were consuming in real time. But onto greater discussion topics such as the plan for when…
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Season 4 Episode 10 We Editor's Quit
Listen this week as Dillon anf Dutch are tested at the cave. Enjoy this well edited podcast from the editors in the Dillon and Dutch editing room. We all appreciate the drop in pay, Dillon. Hopefully you both are happy with the enromous amount of editing we did for this podcast. Seriously, you…
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Season 4 Episode 9: The Shroud Of Darkness Has Fallen
Dillon and Dutch confront Bishop Auron about the scroll found in Patagonia. The time has come for all questions to be answered, and the Bishop might not be up to the final task at hand. What will happen when the scrolls are joined, where will this final battle take place, but most importantly…
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Season 4: Episode 8: Como Se Llama?
Some things are meant to be unknown, like the affect a 50 caliber has on a llama.
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Season 4: Episode 7 Exploring the Ancient Ruin
Listen this week, and try to find the hidden clue as to where your precious Dillon and Dutch are being held captive.
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Season 4 Episode 6: The Temple
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discover a temple dedicated to arguably one of the worst men in history. Is the puzzle coming together yet? By the time you listen to this, they may already be gone.
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Season 4 Episode 5: All The Treasure In The World So Blinding
Some "treasure" should never be uncovered... Some coins, are best left buried. Two men will tempt the fates, and pay a price they aren't ready for.
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Season 4 Episode 4: Laying the Trap
Keep listening. Dillon and Dutch are counting on you. Find them if you dare.
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Season 4 Episode 3: The Pecking Order
40 days have passed since the world had any word from Dillon and Dutch. I have been instructed to give the following message: "Latin Gold Casts the same shadow as buried ruins" If any of you can decipher the code, send a letter to PO Box 2372 Alameda, Ca 94501.
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Season 4: Episode 2 The Oyster Farmer
I have been instructed to post this episode. More episodes will be on the way. Please make sure if you have any clues as to Dillon or Dutch's whereabouts, to call the hotline, or send mail to PO Box 2372 Alameda, Ca 94501.
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Season 3: Episode 15 He We Go Again
Listen this week to our Season 3 finale. Dillon and Dutch discuss our journey to the center of the earth, our race around the planet in a hot air balloon, and our fight to the death against a kraken. We go over the Christmas holiday, and the tragic death of Carrie Fisher. We end on the edge of…
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Season 3 Episode 13 & 14: Dillon and Dutch Christmas Extravaganza!!!
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss the Krampus, a half goat, half demon creature who kidnaps misbehaving children, and locks them away in his wicker dungeon. Dillon and Dutch also discuss the perfect Christmas movie, traditions over the holidays, and they both open up their Christmas...
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Season 3 Episode 12: The Taming of the Shrewd
While researching the lost treasure of Santa Puente, Dillon and Dutch were approached by a mysterious sect of people whose sole purpose was to discover the fountain of youth. We were offered their greatest treasures they had come across in their pursuit to find eternal life. We accepted their...
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Season 3 Episode 11: The Lords of Fate
Listen in this week as Dillon and Dutch plan to journey to Cairo, a land of milk and honey. There we infiltrate the "Sand Spider's" lair and wrest the leadership away from his group of bandits. Later, we teach the river tribes how to use agriculture to their benefit, by perfecting the slash and...
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Season 3 Episode 10: Shark Fighters UNITE!!!
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch go into minute detail about the shark fighting kumite they discovered while working undercover for Interpol. After a few months of befriending one of the sharks named "Julian", Dillon realizes that he doesn't fight to survive, he fights because it's what he...
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Season 3 Episode 9: Butterfly in the Sky
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch go into minute detail about the multiple drug cartels they brought to justice in South America.
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Season 3 Episode 8: Recap with Ira Fuller and the 10 O Clock Shadow
Listen this week as we finally do a recap of last season's dramatic ending to our cat and mouse, life or death struggle against The Miner. One of the most prolific serial killers in modern history.
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Season 3 Episode 7: You Two Characters
Listen this week as our intrepid warriors of metal detecting detail the first time a world leader requested they step up and save planet earth from almost certain doom.
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Season 3 Episode 6: I feel the need, the need for Speed!!!!
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch take time out of their busy life to discuss the finer points of art valuation based on 16th Century Gothic buttresses.
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Season 3 Episode 5: Do Not Fire Until Fired Upon
Listen this week, as Dillon and Dutch discuss their favorite GI Joe Action figures, and which ones were literally based on their real life fight against Libyan terrorists.
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Season 3 Episode 4: We Were Inverted
Listen in this week where Dillon and Dutch give an endorsement for President, and talk about their popular cook book series from the 1970s and 1980s.
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Season 3 Episode 3: The Plaque For the Alternate
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss freemasonry, and their harrowing undercover operation that convinced the Peruvian Government to put warning labels on illegal fireworks.
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Season 3 Episode 1: Welcome to the Big League
Dillon and Dutch are back!!!!! We took a 6 week vacation, had to rest up before we started our third season. Something happened at the end of May that distracted us, but we are back. Lots to talk about this week, including our newest trip to the gold mines where we discovered more abandoned…
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Season 2 Episode 11: Not Today
While Dutch is on his road to recovery, he is required to sit down one last time with Agent Perkins in order to give a final statement about the events of May 31st. What occurred in the mine is hard to describe, and it's only a miracle Dutch got out in one piece. And what hangs in the balance?...
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Season 2 Episode 10: The Search
Dutch is missing!!!! Most likely taken by The Miner, the self proclaimed "steward of the earth". Dillon is frantically racing against time to find him. Along the way Dillon confronts Agent Perkins about withholding vital information, which only reveals how little we really know about Dillon and...
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Season 2 Episode 9: Tipping Point
Dillon and Dutch are reeling from a disturbing message left on the body of one of the serial killer's victims. This killer has named himself "The Miner" and is threatening to harm Dutch in front of Dillon. The stakes couldn't be higher as Dillon and Dutch try to find the man behind the voice, in...
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Season 2 Episode 8: A fly In The Web
CAUGHT!!!! The killer has been apprehended. Listen in this week as Dillon and Dutch walk you through the clues that led to the eventual arrest of the killer. Some skepticism still lingers a little, but with each passing hour D&D are more and more convinced that the FBI got their man. This week...
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Season 2 Episode 7: Who Are You?
It has been one week since our meeting with the special agent. We have been warned to put our families in protective custody which has had mixed results. Both of us have taken sabbaticals in order to work full time on catching this killer. Things take a turn, when a simple day trip exploring an...
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Season 2 Episode 6: The Gauntlet
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch finally have a sit down with a special agent. Questions will be answered, but more questions will arise. A gauntlet will be thrown down, and when the smoke clears, only those who are true will be standing. Some times, the only law you can follow, is the law of...
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Season 2: Episode 5 Cat and Mouse
Listen in this week as Dillon and Dutch start to piece together a tapestry of unusual occurences that are leading them in the only conclusion: they are being hunted. The FBI has asked that they come in and have a sit down with them. Our trusted heroes have no clue what it's about. At this point…
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Season 2: Episode 4 The Descent
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch explore a 250 ft air shaft from an abandoned gold mine. It was a little harrowing seeing as though none of us had any experience in climbing, or descending into something of this magnitude, but then again, we aren't doing this for the fame or the glory. We...
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Season 2 Episode 3: The Profiler
Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about a future adventure in the works. We also review a conversation we had with an FBI Profiler while on the airplane coming back from Montana. Random coincidences are adding up to something more...devious. Hit subscribe.
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Season 2: Episode 2: A Fools Errand
Listen in this week as we update you on our trip to Montana to metal detect a national park. We are tasked with metal detecting a gruesome scene of a recent murder. Almost zero information is shared with us, however we have started to get the feeling that this was not an isolated incident, we…
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