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Disappointment Personified
by Disappointment Personified
Nobodies Chris (aka Krowned Kris) and Alex (aka Bryan Love) try to be funny with no promises. You don't listen to a podcast with "disappointment" in the name and expect your wildest dreams to come true, you get what you came for...... So fall asleep, bust a nut, make others feel inferior at a gym, sit the children down for some family time, or do whatever you do when podcasts are on and enjoy the ramblings of two disappointments.*WARNING*THIS PODCAST WILL CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AND VULGAR LANGUAGE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
Episodes
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DP Ep. 24 "Empathy Through Slavery"
Krowned Kris and Bryan Love have postponed the rematch rap battle to April 14th, please tune in for that! In the meantime, Krowned Kris starts the show with throw-away bars not going to be used during the battle. He brings an interesting site to Bryan's attention, one that sends shit.. literal...
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DP Ep. 23 "George Floyd's Autobiography" (Ft. Claire and Will-in-nator)
In this 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 episode we bring a new guest, Will-in-nator, and his insane stories about Job Corps and almost getting killed during sex. Bryan Love brings an insane news article about a Hooters waitress who goes above and beyond to "season" her customers food. Krowned Kris brings...
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DP Ep. 22 "Because They Steal The Green Cards"
In honor of Black History Month, we are posting this podcast on BPT aka late as fuck! Krowned Kris took the reins, or should we say whips, in this episode. He provided just about every distasteful black topic he could think of: from his favorite "black" actors, to a new Black History Month...
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DP - Ep. 21 "Fan Duel For Wars"
We are BACK... again. We know how much you've all been missing us and we can't keep our dedicated fans waiting. Do not worry, we catch you up to speed with what's been going on. Krowned Kris and Bryan Love start out by talking about the direction of the podcast moving forward (with a few tangents...
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DP - Ep. 20 "Spoiled Milk Looking Ass MotherF*****" (Ft. L3thality)
We are BACK! If you've been waiting for us, let us know because we KNOW that nobody has :^) For our return podcast, Krowned Kris and Bryan Love, accompanied by L3thality, preform a rap battle with L3thal as judge. Next, we do a new segment titled "Do you know the D?" Finally, we partake in some...
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DP - Ep. 19 "Aww Yeah In Brail on Your Forehead" (Ft. Jay and Claire)
Another first time experience as Krowned Kris and Bryan Love try acid for the first time and talk about their ongoing experience. Jay, a new one to join the madness, talks about a bunch of his drug stories. Finally, once Claire arrived, we look at and critique Jays actual OnlyFans account. This...
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DP - Ep. 18 "A Bat From Uzbekistan" (Ft. Rara Racoon Ass)
In our only LIVE FROM TWITCH episode, we attempt to get banned. First, Rara and Bryan dig deep into their cultural roots and try a 40 for the first time. Kris appropriates and joins them. Next, they do a Letterkenny style of roasting each other. Finally, they appreciate George Floyd's short...
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DP - Ep. 17 All Female Episode (Ft. Rose, Krome, Claire, and Pimp Daddy Cole aka Brianna)
In this episode, the bitches come out and play. Claire hosts with guests Krome, Rose, and Brianna (now going as Pimp Daddy Cole). In this episode, Claire reads off a list of pre-screened questions for the females that Krowned Kris wrote up. Also, Krome and Rose do the classic segment of Soulless...
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DP - Ep. 16 Anniversary
So (at the time) we've been doing this, inconsistently, for a year now. So just like our test episode, it was just Krowned Kris and his co-host Bryan Love on this one. We did an AKA-off since we've loved our AKA's over the year. Meaning we thought of some beforehand opposed to thinking of it on…
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DP - Ep. 15 "Black Dads Leave" (Ft. Rara Racoon Ass and Krome)
In our not-so-latest episode, Knowned Kris and Bryan Love are joined by Krome and Rara Racoon Ass (formerly known as J-Mellow). This was a black history month episode, so yeah the N-word was thrown around... but only out of respect. Krowned Kris and Rara had a rap battle (you decide the winner).…
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DP - Ep. 14 "BK And His Dream" (Ft. Codeine and The Dark Lord)
Heads up, The Dark Lord talks very low and sometimes is barely heard at max volume. We recommend you listen to all of our episodes with headphones, but this one specifically. So on this episode, Krowned Kris and Bryan Love is joined by two new guests for our first black history month episode. We...
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DP - Ep. 13 "You Suck 10 Dicks, You Got Different Flavors" (Ft. The A-Listers)
In this episode Krowned Kris and Bryan Love are joined by J-Mellow, L3thality, and the guy formerly known as Keith AKA Chris (who is now forever called Unknown Mike). We talk about a failed rap battle between J-Mellow and Krowned Kris, a mobile game with very suggestive ads targeted at kids, some...
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DP - Ep. 12 "Thicc Thighs Save Lives" (Ft. Solo, R.I.P, and Nova)
Krowned Kris here, in our latest episode, I challenged Bryan Love to set up, host, record, and create a title + description for an episode all by himself. Here's the description he came up with: "Ever wonder if it’s a good Idea to run a train with a family member, or receive head at a family...
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DP - Ep. 11 "So... Fingers Crossed" (Ft. Rose and Michael)
Krowned Kris and Bryan Love is joined by Rose and Michael in our all military episode. Bryan Love (Marine), Rose (Soon-to-be Marine), and Michael (Navy) discuss the worrisome stories they've experienced. We talk about rape and suicide statistics in the military. Bryan Love and Micheal prove who…
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DP - Ep. 10 "He's A Beanbag Chair!" (Ft. Cletis and Lucifer)
In our longest episode yet, we invite on Cletis (who used to be Everette) and a new guest named Lucifer. We do another installment of "Soulless Comedy" and Bryan Love gets his annual Job Audit. We also go a bit in depth with Lucifer and talk about his "Street Pharmaceutical Business". There's the...
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DP - I Pack Cocaine, Not Soulcaine
Sorry for the late episode guys, but we had to make time to fit in our OG co-host J-mellow. Accompanying J-Mellow is Claire and a brand new guest, Rebecca. In the start of this episode, we look at and make fun of incredibly rare birth defects... here's the link so that you can follow along (...
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DP - For All You Deaf Girls Listening
In this surprise episode of Disappointment Personified, we are joined by Claire, Barbie, Mona, and Sink. For the majority of the podcast, Bryan Love talks about his craziest smash and dash who turned out to be handicapped. We do another edition of "I Need Answers". We also discuss a wall booty…
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DP - She Bit Down Too Hard
Forgive us in advance for the first 30 minutes of the podcast. We are disappointments, so we learn from our mistakes. It's hard to hear the commentary, but we listen to the sickest rapist in history (Toy Box Killer) and make fun of an audio clip he plays to his victims before his months-long...
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DP - I Can Feel My Head
The audio is a real stinker for this one folks.... A newcomer to the podcast, Everett, joins Krowned Kris and Bryan Love. Krowned Kris tries shrooms for the first time, then discusses his out-of-the-blue text message and how he tried to impersonate the intended receiver. We all try to "Run The...
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DP - It's Pizza Time But It's Wings
As you can see, for our 5th episode we have decided to name it and that's what we will be doing from now on. So in this episode, we are joined by Claire and Kyle. We discuss a christian pamphlet that Kris finds at a gas station pump. We order from two separate pizza places AND play a rap song…
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Disappointment Personified Episode 4
Krowned Kris and Bryan Love was joined by Chris and L3THALITY. In the room as well was Claire and a friend of L3THAL's (they don't count as guests!!!). In this very special episode, L3THAL and Krowned Kris get very personal by talking about stories from L3THAL dropping his phone in the ocean, to...
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Disappointment Personified Episode 3
Moving forward with the podcast, J-Mellow is no longer a co-host as he is always fucking some navy dude and can't make time for the podcast. He calls it duty, I call it gay. Bryan Love is the new co-host. So this week we are joined by Brianna and Clair, coming to you from New York. We talk about…
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Disappointment Personified Episode 2
Returning from last episode is Bryan Love. We come fully prepared this week with some really dicey topics and some harmless ones. We bounce back and forth between stuff like: being "Big Spoon/Little Spoon", actual cases where rapists have gotten off scott free, nugget porn, an elaborate bank…
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Disappointment Personified Episode 1
So sorry for not having crisp audio quality for our first official episode, but we're called "Dissappointed Personified" for a reason. In this one we are joined by Claire and Bryan Love. 90% of this is Krowned Kris corralling these drunken fools to finish the podcast. Follow the insanity as we…
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Disappointment Personified Test Episode
Begin our journey with the shittiest audio quality you've ever heard. We had no topics planned and we wrapped it up quicker than a last minute anniversary gift. Join us as we talk about gay domestic abuse, sex with handicapped people, unusual animal sex, and more random shit. Also, don't forget…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Nobodies Chris (aka Krowned Kris) and Alex (aka Bryan Love) try to be funny with no promises. You don't listen to a podcast with "disappointment" in the name and expect your wildest dreams to come true, you get what you came for...... So fall asleep, bust a nut, make others feel inferior at a gym, sit the children down for some family time, or do whatever you do when podcasts are on and enjoy the ramblings of two disappointments.*WARNING*THIS PODCAST WILL CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL AND VULGAR LANGUAGE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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Nobodies Chris (aka Krowned Kris) and Alex (aka Bryan Love) try to be funny with no promises. You don't listen to a podcast with "disappointment" in the name and expect your wildest dreams to come true, you get what you came for...... So fall asleep, bust a nut, make others feel inferior at a gym,...
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