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Disaster Tourists
by Gang of Several
Some idiots without a plan go on a series of ill-conceived journeys, with limited success.
Episodes
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S03E52 - Only the Bonepillar
The long drought is over! The Tourists are back and facing off against their deadliest foe yet: Moloch and his gross breath! Finally, all your burning questions are answered! Will they get there in time for Birgit to rescue her best son? Will Kang reveal his smouldering, passionate friendship to...
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S03E51 - Mo’Loch, Mo’ Problems
The Tourists charge headlong into a volcano in hot pursuit of Birgit’s best kid, who in a scandalous twist might actually be called Arden instead of Arlin. There, they find sundry fiends of various sturdinesses mixing up a witch’s brew of lava, bone, prisoners, and trace amounts of fecal matter,...
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S03E50 - South
On this golden jubilee episode, the Tourists do a Tremors onslaught on the mysterious netherworld mine and surprisingly find between 30 and 50% of what they were hoping for. Birgit goes into a momfrenzy. Kang loses a tug-of-war with zero consequences. Zoobat is a fave. Slicklips and Tamsey are...
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S03E49 - Southeast
Down yet another hole in the ground, the Tourists briefly contemplate their plan, which none of them fully recall or understand, before shrugging and just carrying on. Birgit gets a hurt. Takeshi’s family is even shadier than previously believed. Kang doesn’t need to breathe anymore, luckily???...
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S03E48 - Minotaur Lovers
Dewey badly misunderstands the assignment as the Tourists finally get off the stupid airship and attempt a stealthy approach to the mine’s back door. Birgit is well-nigh unstoppable. Kang arranges a crime scene. A sweet domestic tableau is forever shattered, maybe.
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S03E47 - Birgit Gets A Guitar
In a cavern, in a canyon, on their waaaaay to a mine… the Tourists battle greater and lesser devils by the generous handful and Birgit takes to the stage with the sweet axe of rock god Finzu Hearthsong.
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S03E46 - Sluggish
The Tourists hold an intervention to help Kang get past his sudden bout of spiciness and then continue their trek toward Shyar Skana. En route, they meet an old friend (?) who has a warning and a helpful piece of advice.
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S03E45 - Robits on a Rampage
Stuff quickly jumps off on the flight to Shyar Skana, as a charming aerial view of the quaint Olde Abattoir is overshadowed by the unexpected return of the peppermint butlers and super upsetting vibes. Will the Tourists win a massive brawl, but still lose… (ominous chord) …one of their own?
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S03E44 - Plöt Twyst
Things get sorta metal when the Tourists go to the temple in Gorgibble to try to set up an escape route from what’s sure to be a smooth assault on Shyar Skana. Sure, Dewey gets a new name, and Birgit really loves her good good kids, but then our story takes a wildly unexpected turn as Kang…
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S03E43 - Puppy! at the Disco
The Tourists go to a sex club and make a new buddy. Later, they reluctantly contribute to the endangerment of some Weckles.
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S03E42 - Lonely Plane of Shadow
After a protracted visit to a local travel agency, the Tourists kill some time on their layover by getting their asses deeply kicked in a public venue. Rondo is still around; no one really asks what his deal is, though.
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S03E41 - The Karyatlix n’ Friends
What starts out as a straight-up shopping episode shifts gears late in the ninth with some crazy reveals. Takeshi gets into the chip game. Kang gets real with a high priestess. Birgit and Harriet Treat Themselves. Dorf buys some pants and Uggs.
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S03E40 - Big D and The Chosen One
The Tourists get a bit of a rest and some help and info about a lot of place names with many consonants. In a crazy twist, it turns out that Kang is Neo. The adventurers also get their first solid clue to Birgit’s family’s location! Rondo continues to be taken for granted.
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S03E39 - Canonical Abs
By the skin of their teeth and with fortuitous help from kind strangers with strong accents, the Tourists do NOT have a total wipe after all. Dorf does some coke. Birgit does some parkour. A guy shows up who might be called Rondo but no one bothers to ask.
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S03E38 - A Pile of Compound Fractured Bones
There isn’t much time for legerdemain underneath the nimbostratus as the Tourists attempt to tank through an army. Everybody dies, probably.
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S03E37 - A Series of Octagonal Rooms
The Tourists finally make it out of the stairwell they’ve been loitering in for three episodes. Birgit maces people repeatedly. Takeshi plays elevator repairman. Kang has a couple things blow up in his face. Dorf can get it. Harriet is skeptical about the multipurpose room. The Lorax doesn’t die.
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S03E36 - Masonry and Memory
Down in the terrifying nethermine, the Tourists try desperately to have a nap, and Kang does manage to seep. Takeshi tries to make a deal with a devil, and few of Harriet’s spells work like she thinks. Birgit’s kids are still in grave danger; while Sile continues to be some sort of flayed...
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S03E35 - Ichor bad. Ichor no.
Beset on all sides by gross monsters and pursued by a mysterious winged figure, the Tourists plunge through the Upside-Down. Sile comes out of her shell a little. Birgit does not enjoy a hug. Kang finally finds a flattering outfit.
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S03E34 - Party at the Gate
The Tourists’ plan to talk their way into the mine goes slightly awry. Takeshi and Harriet do a push. And the journey to Vanoch Halen finally gets serious!
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S03E33 - Mine Site Visit
The Tourists make their way towards the old mine / portal to the Upsidedown, dodging black jumpers, over-complicating things, and pretending to be mining consultants as they go.
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S03E32 - Dramatic Occurrences!
Our favourite tourists do some reconnoitering and find a poignant clue! Probably there’s more to it than that.
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S03E31 - Chris Tan Time Is Over
In an especially action-packed interlude, the Tourists encounter a metalphobic stowaway. Some squid eagles add a zesty dash of sudden, ugly death to the proceedings. And then there’s a cliffside fight!
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S03E30 - Chris Tan Time Is Here
The Tourists finally leave the lame abandoned Rockseeker mine behind and set off to find the super keen abandoned Thoramoc mine. They meet a peg-legged friend.
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S03E29 - Conversations with a Psychopath
The Tourists have a long fruitless argument interspersed with getting their asses kicked some more.
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S03E28 - Iliac Crest Smashing Time
In this, the preantipenultimate session of 2020, the Tourists find that the kindly lady from the end of last episode is up to something creepy and confusing in her gross fantasy science dungeon. Takeshi has some tea. Harriet does not become a T-Rex. Birgit and Kang play Good Cop, Unnecessarily...
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S03E27 - Robot Wars
Still down the old mine, the Tourists battle C3POs, take a ride to the top, have the most thrilling encounter with skeletons that you ever will hear, and meet a kindly senior just vibing in a murder dungeon. There are wires everywhere and empty shipping crates and seriously what the fuck.
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S03E26 - Let’s Call Them Merbears
While exploring the abandoned mine, the Tourists discover some ichor-y foes and (excitingly) a definitive connection with the first 20-something episodes of the campaign! Birgit’s whole family is still in a fantasy gulag.
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S03E25 - Jeb Is Acting Awful Suspicious
Our band of weirdos reveal themselves as (sorta-) investigators to the bigwigs of Rondale, narrowly circumvent some mob justice, and set off to meet an unknown ally. They also change the group’s name again.
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S03E24 - Things That Go Bowhoooooo in the Night
The Gang runs headlong into a dark, enchanted forest in pursuit of a shadowy figure they believe may be involved in a long series of weird disappearances. The chase is arduous and fraught with fronds, with a conclusion that really only raises a bunch more questions (and if you’ll recall there…
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S03E23 - Disaster Tourists (or: C is for Kidnapping)
The Gang sees the sights of Rondale with the help of an eager, elderly child guide. Takeshi engages local experts. Birgit hides patiently in the corn. Kang and Harriet are suspicious about the provenance of the pork.
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S03E22 - Complimentary Waffles
The Gang goes to Hogwarts for Trust Fund Brats and starts to investigate the mysterious apparent abduction of several students and their teacher. It is unclear if this is at all related to the previous 21 episodes.
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S03E21 - Eat Shit, Tyr
The stealth mission gets even more chaotic, if possible. Sile blows up Tyr. Kang almost dies again and collects forensic evidence in his leg. Harriet eats people to death. Birgit tries to be nice to some cultists. The Gang puts yet another person into a bag, which was at one point the thing they...
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S03E20 - Temple Times
The Gang watch a fantasy PowerPoint and get some clarity on theology. The next leg of their journey starts stealthy but devolves into the usual wholesale slaughter with no one really understanding what’s going on and multiple Gang members nearly perishing.
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S03E19 - Messaging
Back on board the SS Barleywalker, our valiant heroes send some texts and workshop potential options at great length.
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S03E18 - Gunrunners
Turns out Dothros is a silly place, and the Gang decides not to stay there to get chased around or otherwise menaced by various factions. On their way out of town, they do a deal with an old ally.
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S03E17 - Max Penchant
The Gang goes for an evening sneak down by the Dothros docks to hunt for a Whitmore bag man. Harriet passes on a short message. Birgit and Takeshi get blue-collar jobs. Sile goes ‘Kakawww!’ Kang is a bee and then a cloud of gas.
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S03E16 - Marion, the Mallard, and the Missing
With their main lead reduced to a pulpy and not very helpful mess, the Gang sifts through their scant information in search of another avenue of investigation. Along the way, they treat a captive quite sketchily and find out some extremely unsettling news.
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S03E15 - Showdown
The Gang finally finds their quarry, but once again comes up short on answers. Kang has another shot at interrogation. Birgit hulks out. Sile takes on a peppermint butler. Harriet is a massive theropod. Takeshi meets an old friend. Takeshi’s old friend meets another old friend. Dothros police are...
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S03E14 - Splashing Around in the Poo
Evocative imagery abounds (reeking! fecal! mucilage!) as the Gang explores the twisting, sludgy bowels of Samalaine’s deadly sewer maze and mostly just gets explosively shat on for their troubles.
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S03E13 - The Sting
The Gang’s plan to nab Samalaine goes perfectly, and they get him right where they want him. Sile commissions some sweet new armour.
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S03E12 - Fish Sandwich
The Gang tracks Samalaine some more, again, and sets up for a face-off with the evil monk that will no doubt end in getting real information and not just slaughtering a bunch of innocent kids with midwestern names. Takeshi has a gastronomical homecoming. Kang sharpens his axe.
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S03E11 - High Seas and So Forth
Social distancing-based technology issues for Gerald to enjoy abound, as the Gang sort of liberate some slaves possibly and debate issues and kinda just ride along on a boat.
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S03E10 - Port Dusky
The Gang meet the most competent harbourmaster ever and debate a bunch of options (as is their wont). Sile, Kang, and Birgit encounter a peppermint butler. Harriet tries to take a shortcut. Takeshi is still flipped and probs evil. And then: pirates!
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S03E09 - Hard Choices
Our heroes rid Parlow Manor of its terrifying barbed devil infestation in a spectacular show of bravery and daring-do. Birgit’s heartstrings are well and truly wrung. Kang makes a beginner’s mistake. Takeshi experiments with one of his balls.
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S03E08 - Crates and Barrels
Sile impersonates the enemy. Kang tries to get an answer to his sack question. Birgit finally finds a stick. Pseudo rips open someone’s pants. Harriet gives away a sandwich.
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S03E07 - You Win Some, You Lose Some
Still reeling from the shocking events of the last episode in the weirdly familiar confines of the basement of Parlow Manor, the Gang encounters new allies. And then something kind of unfortunate occurs. And then there’s a biiiig fight.
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S03E06 - Bone Yeggs (Or: Hi Gerald!)
Aided by Jhank, the Gang take on like a thousand gnolls before continuing their dangerous mission for Captain Two-by-Two. Will they finally find what they are looking for? Or simply find they have even more to lose? Spoiler: it’s that second thing. In addition, Dorf is awesome.
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S03E05 - Beating Off the Bonemonster
At long last, the Gang gets the hell out of the camp and hits the road in search of their missing friends, XP, and (sigh) another camp. Accompanied by special guest star Jhank the Hunter, they go gourding and learn some useful tips for catching elkmice.
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S03E04 - Loopers
The Gang keeps checking out of the refugee camp, but it seems they can never truly leave. Sile finally gets to pull the trigger. Dorf is covered in kelp.
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S03E03 - Full Circle
The Gang find out a number of surprising things, pose as members of the infamous Unit 2, and eventually find themselves in familiar territory.
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Some idiots without a plan go on a series of ill-conceived journeys, with limited success.
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