PODCAST · comedy
Disbeer and Distress
by Danyelle, Katie, and Wifey
A podcast for all the creepy shit you would love to not hear about!
Episodes
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Unsolved Mysteries
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three! 3...unsolved mysteries :) Do YOU know anything about these creepy fucking circumstances? Are you holding a box of evidence in your attic? Is aunt Karen holding a piece of evidence and taking those "mommy's...
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Bad People Game Night
If you didn't already know that we're BAD people you will after this episode LOL * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms
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True Crime
Who LOVES true crime? Like.....muuuuuuurrrrrdddeeeerrrrrr and really bad people. Da da DA!! It's Katie!! Danyelle and Wifey tell Katie true crime stories for her birthday because if Katie goes a day without hearing about a murder then she goes insane and we can't handle that... * Follow us in the...
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Unfortunate Discoveries
Have you ever discovered something you wish you didn't? Were the pages of a magazine you JUST bought mysteriously sticky or did you do a home renovation and find a dead body? It's cool if you did, we don't judge... * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis or at disbeerndistress.com *…
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Spies
Spies, spies, and more spies. Enjoy * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis or at disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like we love...
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Creepy Jeopardy
Join us for our version of jeopardy aka jeporady. The winner received a calendar of natures dick pics - if you are interested in obtaining a calendar and to help support national parks and prostate cancer research please go to naturesdickpics.com or visit them on instagram @naturesdpics. Enjoy *...
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Love gone wrong
Love hurts……… Love stings……… And love kills. So Happy Valentines Day! We hope you have someone in your life you won’t kill out of love EVEN THOUGH that tasty life insurance policy your spouse got is sooooooo tempting because it will buy that fancy boat you saw in Sportsman’s Mag which you now...
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Fucking Florida
Where do the funniest most ridiculous headlines and stories come from.....YUP Florida!! Come join us for some sh*ts and giggles. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM,...
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Epidemics and Outbreaks
I don't know how we managed to go from meteorite sickness to boner jenga but we did. Honestly, did you expect anything else? LOL * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM,...
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Creepy Roulette
It's all fun and games until you play creepy roulette * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on...
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Survival Stories
Not your typical survivor show........these people went through some fucked.up.shit! You should listen to this and remember that these people LIVED the next time you spill your half mocha half americano light whipped caramel chocolate chip low-cal expensive beverage on your new pants that you…
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Fishes and Peeholes
Did you know 1 in 5 men have a dick worm? Well now you know.....so GI Joe...... OK OK.......it's probably like 1 in 3,000, but according to Detective Dr. Katie this fact is true :-) Back in episode something (4 we think) we said episode 49 will be fishes and peeholes. We kept our promise, and we...
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Engineering Disasters
Some engineers have NO smarts and make dumb ass buildings, bridges, and stadiums where a lot of people die because they didn't think things through, probably because of some big words about quarterly budget something something business something something cut corners end of year bonus. I don't...
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We did an episode for Ass4Cast
Many moons ago, we did an episode for Ass4Cast by doing EXACTLY what they did. We pulled stupid statements out of a hat, and defended the shit out of it. It was one of the best things we ever did, you going to love it I promise :) Please know...these statements are MEANT to be stupid, and we…
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New Orleans
What's creepier than the entire fucking state of Florida? New Orleans! Seriously, have you HEARD some of the stories from there?? It's like a haunted, true crime, bead throwing, sugar coated, voo doo wet dream..................and we LOOOOOOVVVEEE it. We present to youz........New...
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Disbeer N DisHistory of Aotearoa
We tried once....and shit went south with technology. We tried a second time....and Wifey had creepers at her door and she had to stand watch. Now.....we finally did it........... When people disappear you are like, "oh dam......MUST have been in Florida," but shit happens EVERYWHERE and Tom from...
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True Horror
On Friday the 13th, we turned into wearbitches, howled at the full moon, drank some brewskies, and talked about dead bodies. Basically, nothing different than any other Friday night. HOWFUCKINGEVER.....we chose some pretty fucked up stories for your eargasm pleasure and although Friday the 13th…
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Dumbass Criminals part 2
OMFG if there were cameras at the foot steps of every dumb ass criminals door we would have so much live entertainment that you would HAVE to pull up a chair, get a cooler, fill that bitch with beer, and enjoy the best of what human evolution has brought to you. Some people's kids...
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Would you rather.......
We talk a lot of sh*t, but don't really get to ask each other which f**ked up thing we would rather do. So this time we did. And we guessed each others answers. If we opted out, we used our death card. So our question to you is what would YOU rather do? * Follow us in the twitter universe -...
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Disbeer and DisPodcastDaddy
It's a knuckle chub, heart eating, notebook carrying, doused in feces and urine while wearing a dress during your father daughter wedding kinda episode. These initiations are some of the most disturbing things. Sure there are many more out in the world and we don't recommend any of these so for…
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Disbeer N DisUpperBalcony
DUUUUUUUUUDDDDDEE!! If it sounds like a cult, it probably is a cult. Don't join just because you can buy a one way ticket to the electric rainbow pony Jupiter heaven that Zoidberg promised EVEN if you get a mad discount because you happened to show up on BOGO ticket to heaven day! You know who...
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Katies Birthday Episode.....Killers ;)
It's Katie's Birthday Episode!!!!! Our true crime fanatic and fellow hateful bitch celebrated her birthday with a custom bejeweled bubble, a Jason Mantzoukas cardboard cut out, and muuuuurrrrdddeerrr stories :) . What better way to love on our favorite haterade than the only way we know...
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Nothing
We go back to our roots with banter that has nothing to do with a creepy topic. Things got a little shifted with the schedule and we ended up talking about whatever the f**k we wanted. This episode is about nothing, brought to by nothing, the point is nothing, and nothing has a point. ENJOY! *...
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Conspiracy Theories
Today is Wifey's Birthday Episode so we gave her a very special present :) No......we didn't let her talk, don't get your hopes up we wouldn't do that to her either :) Instead...we covered one of her favorite topics.......conspiracy theories! Happy B Day Biatch! And........we got's a promo from…
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DisBeer and DisDrinkingwithNerds
We had such a blast talking with the Drinking with Nerds fellas about movies. Things we've learned...don't go to another planet with mental baggage, always go north, learn sign language and NEVER live in house that was built on a cemetery. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to…
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DisBeer N DisDevil We Know
Is the devil we know the devil you know? Maybe...maybe they are around the corner, or living in your basement, or it's the neighbor.......oh fuck now everyone is suspect! Aaron is here to talk about that devil and this devil and that one over there....there everywhere!!! And these devils did it...
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DisBeer and DisDeep Into History
Disbeer likes to get deep...in real deep. We get so deep that we can't see out of our own holes. Arjun likes to get deep too so he decided to join us for our topic of F**ked up Rulers. Arjun you are AMAZING, and thanks for joining our crazy for this episode. * Follow us in the twitter universe -...
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Disbeer and DisBody Count/Jessica Manor
Our first collaboration with another podcaster and we couldn't be happier that it was with Jessica from BodyCount. In this episode we go over messed up science experiments. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify,...
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THE or no THE Melon Headed Pretzel Worm
Cryptids were real right? Well fuck that. Experimental Children and European Alps Worms shouldn't exist as a thought. You know what doesn't exist? Wifey's patience. Sorry not sorry. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes,...
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Bloody Cuddly Bat Dildos
Some people create the things they think about, but us drinking folk stand the fuck back and have enough sober smarts to know some shit ain't right. Dr. Morning Wood joins us for some dick talkin. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to...
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Don't go in the Water pt.2
The ocean is still a creepy f**king place. Don't think we're trying to save face with it, we're not...the water gets pissed in, there are boxy hoe fish and even a giant exploding swallower. Inch by inch it takes it all the way...... * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our...
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Body Procedures
Looking beautiful doesn't have to involve the crazy shit we talk about, but sometimes it does. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major...
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Ask Us Anything!
It's the AMA! You asked us anything, and we answered it! This show presented to you by your favorite guest host Dr. Morning Wood. Thank you everyone who contributed to the question bucket: Things you Should have Heard, Drinking with Nerds, Ass4Cast, Things I Found Online, That's What I Said, and...
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Mysterious Objects
The things you thought were innocent........aren't. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on…
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Childhood Toys
This episode we talk about childhood toys among other childhood things. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms *…
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Puppets and Marionettes
This is not your ordinary Sesame Street. Sometimes dolls need to get their anger out too. They don't go to therapy, they just kill people, but some stories hit close to home..... We present Marionettes, Annabelle, Janelle, and Sadie. And Wife's story could not have happened if it wasn't for the...
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Weather
In this episode we discuss some of mother natures wrath upon us. We discuss tornadoes, non aqueous rain, fire whirls and the blackout in New England, and our usual off topic conversations that have nothing to do with the topic at hand. Because, yanno that's what we do LOL. * Follow us in the...
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Shipwrecks
Just like us, these ship stories are a wreck. We cover some of the most fucked up shipwreck stories and of course, are drinking for your eargasm pleasure. Come onboard the USSBeerDis and hold on to your giblets because were probably going to sink. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis *...
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Jobs we don't want
Jobs we DON"T want. In this episode we discuss creepy/gross jobs that us 3 could and would NOT do. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all…
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Women be CRAZY
Happy Valentine's Day!! In this episode we talk about women that kill their lover(s). Enjoy! * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major...
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Stupid Criminals
Heeeyyyyyy Dumbass!! Don't rob a waffle house and set your friend on fire with a stolen car and a poo stash. It won't end up well for you will end up in our episode. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify…
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Reclaimed By Nature
Nature always wins. In this episode we try to discuss things or places reclaimed by nature. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major...
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Holes and Mirrors
Don't look at Wifey's holes through a mirror! Grab your favorite beverage and sit back and enjoy our discussion of Wifey's holes (Trypophobia) and why you shouldn't own a mirror. This episode is dedicated to these amazing podcast people who requested these subjects; TIFO podcast, Frigay the 13th...
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Pets Attack
One sad goat and a camel you can not turn your back on. What we've learned this episode is don't trust Travis and some animals are NOT meant to be pets!!! Enjoy :) * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean,...
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Dark web
It's all in the title...We discuss the dark web, well, Wifey & Katie talk about the disturbing dark web while Danyelle just sits in her chair drinking. * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox,...
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Drugs
A spicy balloon topped with nutmeg and naturally occurring body chemicals * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms *...
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Secret rooms
Our rooms are more fucked up than your subconscious * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on…
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Shout Out
A shout out episode to all of you who have blown up our twitter
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Urban Legends
Welcome to Bloody Charlie Town! * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify, Podbean, Castbox, Stitcher, Player FM, SoundCloud, GooglePlay, and all major Podcast platforms * Leave a review on iTunes, we love them like…
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Leaping Maggots! The Food Episode
Leaping maggots! This is the food episode, where Katie and Wifey destroy Danyelle for your listening pleasure. Unedited and raw, Disbeer and Distress, Destroys Danyelle ;) * Follow us in the twitter universe - @beer_dis * Go to our website disbeerndistress.com * Listen to us on iTunes, Spotify,...
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