Dispatches from the Multiverse

Jack Strobe launches a thrilling new podcast. This was supposed to be a literal 60-second bonus…

Thanks to all our the suckers—I mean SPONSORS who helped fund this podcast.

Scott, J.R., & Tim answer the fans’ burning questions… If you are that wealthy individual J.R. spoke about who cares deeply about justice in the creative arts, you can unburden your conscience here.

Max, Wilson, and Jack Strobe go on a quest to find Max’s stolen possessions. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Wilson: Scott Trapp Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Frooper: Brian Williams Tricia (on the phone): Jeni Ellis Glex: Peter Ellis M.O.R.R.I.S.W.: Adal Rifai Sparkles: Maezie Ellis Billy: Brian Williams Producer: Maezie Ellis Dirk Spiffler: J.R. Willett Red: Brian Williams The Judge: Peter Ellis Gnormagn: Peter Ellis Inspector Bower: Christina Curtis Perplexa: Christina Curtis Elder Max: Tim Ellis Free Phillips: Christina Curtis Battle Announcer: Peter Ellis Tricia Xander: Emily Cheever Baby K: Robert Ellis Dr. Poppenkapper: himself Fake Max’s Mom: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! This is the final regular episode of the show! Stay tuned for some post-show bonus content here on the main feed. Thanks for all your support over the years. This has been a completely independent operation, supported entirely by you, the listeners. If you’d like to say thanks and/or support whatever future projects we may take on, our Patreon will be open for another month or so. Feel free to subscribe for the final month on there, or make a one-time gift with Venmo. &#59;) You can read some of our closing thoughts about the show over on Tim’s personal site here. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max finally finds out who took all his stuff. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Wilson: Scott Trapp Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max gets a lead on all his missing stuff. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Bank AI: Alex Goldman Listen to Alex’s podcast, Hyperfixed, “the help desk for life’s most intractable problems”! Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Scott, J.R., & Tim share an important announcement… Email us your questions about the show at max@dispatches.fm or drop them in our contact form. If you really want to know, this is the problem Reddit user that Jack Strobe mentioned…

Max gets an earful from his mom. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Xam Smada, a.k.a. Hellscape Max: Tim Ellis Professor Charles Matherson: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max gets ready for a good surprise from the Bageltron 2000. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Trogdor / Schmogdor / Bloodwraith / Pulsatis: Willett Children Susan: Maezie Ellis Baby K: Robert Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max tests a different kind of portal. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Orificious Jones: Peter Ellis GLaDiOS: Christina Curtis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max takes some of his newest inventions to a special testing dimension. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max and Jack Strobe take a break from their problems and head to a carnival. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Tayhleauxr: Maezie Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt “Gypsy Shoegazer No Voices” by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

It is a recall. A permanent recall. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

An unfortunate accident with the Bageltron 2000 sends Max to a very unusual place… Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Shout-out to MisterFiendZero & 𝕮𝕬𝕮𝕷𝕹𝕰 on the Discord for both suggesting this episode topic. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max finally learns the true and complete nature of ATEsleep. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Become one with The ATEsleep. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max heads to the Multiverse’s biggest festival of free expression. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Greg: Peter Ellis Gem: Tim Sniffen Big thanks to our guest this episode, Tim Sniffen, who is a game director for Jackbox Games, writes and draws for The New Yorker, and has no association whatsoever with the Hello From The Magic Tavern podcast. Follow him at “mistersniffen” on most social media platforms. Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! ATEsleep dot com is the only site that sells the ATEsleep cooling mattress and the ATEsleep soaker 2000. Go there now and get yours. Why wouldn’t you? No reason, that’s why. If you’re not listening to your podcasts on ZimZamZaloob, what are you even doing?!? Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max craves the sweet, sweet nectar of forbidden knowledge. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! You know what you need? You need an ATEsleep mattress. So go get one. At ATEsleep dot com If you’re not listening to your podcasts on ZimZamZaloob, what are you even doing?!? Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max tries to understand why the unthinkable has somehow become reality. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Wil-son: Scott Trapp Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Background listening for this episode: Episode 29: The Evil Dimension and Episode 105: Sounds like something a murderer would say ATEsleep dot com: It’s the place to go. Right now. Go there. Get your mattress. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max’s grand election scheme is rudely interrupted. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Wil-son: Scott Trapp Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Go to ATEsleep dot com. Just do it. You know you want to. You need to. You gots to. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max receives a personal invitation to ATEsleep HQ. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Bridgette Hawthorne III: Maezie Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Don’t forget to visit ATEsleep dot com and use the promo code “what is wrong with you” for 42% off your ATEsleep mattress.* Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt *with up-front purchase of a 75-year subscription at full-price

Max works on a major improvement to the Bageltron 2000. Credits Max: Tim Ellis Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Yaroslava: himself Justin: himself Just a thought, but consider first listening to episodes Episode 184: Join us on our quest, Episode 185: Roll the Dice, and Episode 225: A quest of vengeance. Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! ATEsleep dot com: The cooling mattress without night terrors. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe and Hellscape Max have unfinished business with Charles Rybold Sterlington. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Xam Smada, a.k.a. Hellscape Max: Tim Ellis Charles Rybold Sterlington: Aaron James Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! ATEsleep dot com: The cooling mattress without night terrors. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Hellscape Max takes over the podcast to implement Plan Zeta. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Xam Smada, a.k.a. Hellscape Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! ATEsleep dot com: The cooling mattress without night terrors. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

A seemingly distressed interdimensional Bezos sends Max to get a rare element. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! ATEsleep dot com: The cooling mattress without night terrors. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max takes on another mission from Bezos as an investigator… of death! Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! I am practically begging you—visit our benevolent sponsor, ATEsleep. The bed makes itself. Also, for no particular reason, we think you may enjoy the book “Machine of Death” and its sequel “This Is How You Die.” Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max takes on another industrial espionage mission for da Bezos. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Please visit our gracious, sponsor, ATEsleep. There are no night terrors. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max is sent to deal with a leadership crisis in the midst of a crucial shareholder election. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Jas Widen: himself Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Visit our sponsor, ATEsleep. Do it now. Do it. Now. If you live in the US and are 18 years old, for the love of everything good, go register to vote at Vote.gov. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe goes on another mission for Bezos to improve AI efficiency. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Thrag: himself Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Thanks again to our sponsor, ATEsleep. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe goes on an industrial espionage mission for Jeff Bezos. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Jeff Bezos: himself Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! This episode sponsored by ATEsleep. Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max discovers the man behind the curtain. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Jeff Bezos: himself For a little context on this episode, consider first listening to Episode 145: No surprise inspections! as well as Episode 209: From WBEZ Chicago… and Episode 210: It’s all Max’s fault Or don’t. We’re not the boss of you. …or ARE we?!? Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max and Jack Strobe head to Jack’s favorite convention: Con Con Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Wilson: Scott Trap Death Transporter Dealer: Peter Ellis Unfolding-Robo-Maiden Dealer: Peter Ellis Sporting Goods Shopper: Peter Ellis Strong Conman: Peter Ellis Homestar Conner: J.R. Willett Baby K: Robert Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max and Jack Strobe visit The Peaceful Dimension to make a deal for the essence of the Wilhelm Scream. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Peaceful Dimension Artificial Intelligence 2000: Itself Charles Stuart Stetson (Hunter1): Himself *******: Himself Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Somehow, defying all logic and reason, Max finds someone interested in acquiring Grandpa’s Vapors. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max heads to a rare whiskey shop with his gold-producing unicorn. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Froopper: Brian Williams Baby K: Robert Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack books a live show, but Max needs to get his mumbler fixed. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Baby K: Robert Ellis Mr. Forcier Willett son 1 school children: Maezie Ellis & Willett children Brazilian receptionist: Janes Simon Tchaikovsky: Willett son 2 Mattafact the unicorn: Willett daughter 1 Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max and Jack visit Santa to make a deal for the iridium statue of Helen of Troy. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Santa: Jeff Kalles Remember Santa? No? Go re-listen to Episode 32: Not a Christmas story for kids. Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe visits Hellscape Max to try and make a deal for Gandhi’s nukes. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Xam Smada, a.k.a. Hellscape Max: Tim Ellis For some context to this episode, consider listening to the following previous episodes: Episode 135: The Hellscape Dimension, Episode 139: Bring Back New Coke… OR ELSE, and Episode 190: Your dog is definitely getting cancer. Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max joins the pursuit of a hardened criminal in another dimension. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max takes tries to make a deal on Paradise V with the deed to the planet. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a completely independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max tries to turn the Dimension Bucks Thingies into a more useful currency. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max and Jack Strobe try to unload some of their sculptures. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis The Buyer: Maezie Ellis Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Max seeks out an interdimensional medical professional for help with Baby K. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Wilson+: Scott Trapp MORRISW: Adal Rifai Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

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The Aristocrats are finally ready to be unleashed upon the multiverse… Credits Listen to the episode! Credits are at the end. No spoilers here! FYI This episode is a continuation of a storyline that began with Episode 230: Hopelessly addicted to unicorn meat. Join our Discord and discuss this episode on Reddit at /r/DispatchesFM. Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Sound Editing: Jeni Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe takes advantage of a surprisingly easy money hack. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Neal: himself FYI This episode is a continuation of a storyline that began with Episode 230: Hopelessly addicted to unicorn meat. Join our Discord and discuss this episode on Reddit at /r/DispatchesFM. Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Game Show Music: Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Producer: Tim Ellis Sound Editing: Jeni Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe is unwittingly brought in as a replacement for a long-lost star… Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis The King: J.R. Willett FYI This episode is a continuation of a storyline that began with Episode 230: Hopelessly addicted to unicorn meat. Join our Discord and discuss this episode on Reddit at /r/DispatchesFM. Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Sound Editing: Jeni Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack attempts to fill in as a consultant for a presidential hopeful… Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis Mayor Bowers: Christina Curtis FYI This episode is a continuation of a storyline that began with Episode 230: Hopelessly addicted to unicorn meat. Join our Discord and discuss this episode on Reddit at /r/DispatchesFM. Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe is thrust into an intense competition that seems specially catered to his specific skill set. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis FYI This episode is a continuation of a storyline that began with Episode 230: Hopelessly addicted to unicorn meat. Join our Discord and discuss this episode on Reddit at /r/DispatchesFM. Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe is hailed as a long-awaited prophet. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis FYI This episode is a continuation of a storyline that began with Episode 230: Hopelessly addicted to unicorn meat. Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Sound Editing: Jeni Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt

Jack Strobe unwittingly gets involved in an unexpected assassination plot. Credits Jack Strobe: J.R. Willett Max: Tim Ellis FYI This episode is a continuation of a storyline that began with Episode 230: Hopelessly addicted to unicorn meat. Join our Discord! Dispatches from the Multiverse is a totally independent operation! Help us continue to create this podcast and get fun insider-only perks like behind-the-scenes raw recordings and extended editions of select episodes by supporting us on Patreon! Producer: Tim Ellis Sound Editing: Jeni Ellis Theme Music: a1ph4g33k Logo: Abe Schmidt