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Distant Sirens

Just me talking about things I don’t understand, things I’m doing in life and what’s going on with the world.

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    How about a quicky ;)

    Wanted to pop in for a little update

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    Fear / Angry Italians

    hey guess, good to be back. Take a good look at your country and see what you can do for it. If you were lucky enough to be born in a place with democracy, it’s your duty to preserve it.

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    My soul is broken

    I’ve never felt lower than this

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    War Dreams

    Hey guys, I talk about some strange dreams i've been having, and how I think connect with what's going on today. Then, I touch how I am rethinking America's political parties and where they stand today.

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    My Own CIA Coup

    hey guys, excited to release this episode. CIA I am looking for work. hmu at [email protected]

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    I’m back/Strength

    It’s in you.

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    Business Update 02-15-23

    Hey guys, wanted to jump in and give you guys a legit update. It's hard out here now because of this goddamn winter, but luckily we're (hopefully) on our way out. I get into my business and where that is, and where I am in life in general, I guess. Hopefully, Frank Ocean drops soon. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it there

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    Leah's Dad

    [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Found my G Wagon

    Hey guys, im glad I was able to sit down and have a legit episode recording. I'm so happy I found my sign again. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    The Worst Podcast I've ever done part 2

    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow everything sucks

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    How Hollywood and the Music Industry Manipulated Black Communities

    Hey guys, had a thought over the weekend which I was finally able to articulate into a podcast. I hope you guys enjoy [email protected] if you got something to say, say it there

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    Everyone is a Psychopath, Right?

    Hey guys, got a real honest podcast today, I hope you enjoy

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    Why We Should Ban Murder Podcasts

    Hey guys! Welcome back, this week I got into how fucked up murder podcasts are, and how infantile the fans are to the true horrors are monsters. [email protected]

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    Christmas Check In

    Hey guys, thought I'd do a shorter check-in video, as the year and holidays wrap up. No one wants to work and I don't blame anyone. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    A Cross-Eyed Homeless Man FVucked Me Up!

    Hey guys, what's going on with you this week? I talk about my car problems in real-time and also discuss how a cross-eyed homeless man fucked my ass up [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here <3

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    Y'all Qaeda is coming

    White Nationalism is on the rise, but what else is new. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Real Friends & A Reason for Success

    hey guys, I hope I didn't come off as "edge-lordy" lol [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Why I love Thanksgiving

    Hey guys, chill episode this week. Enjoy Thanksgiving y'all! [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here ya turkey

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    Being Alone / Self Reflection

    Hey guys, I recorded this with the intention of putting this up as a weekend check in, however I thought it would be better for the Wednesday podcast. I hope you guys enjoy [email protected] if you got something to say, say it there

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    Dokha for the Soul Part 2

    I'm glad I finally got around to doing a second part to this topic. Just do something good for yourself this week <3 [email protected] if ya got something to say, say it here

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    How "MAGA" Stole my Dad

    Hey guys, I got into how the "Make America Great Again" movement stole my dad's individualism and made him incredibly susceptible to idiotic ideas. I'm sure there are those listening who have a very similar story to mine, it seems to be a dad/uncle/grandpa kinda thing. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it there

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    The Worst Podcast I've Ever Done

    Sorry guys, I did not have it in me today. [email protected]

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    My Message to the Universe

    This is what it sounds like when I pray. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Two Different Americas

    hey guys, I've been thinking about the last short podcast that I did and it kept me thinking, why does everyone have to follow the same rules? And, by that same measure, why are those who are in the working class/system subjected to shrinkflation? Corporate minimums should be established in every industry to prevent price gouging of consumers. Fisher Price upset at the lack of profits it's making and close shop? Another company will pop up and take their business, that's just capitalism. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    My Desires are not stupid, Your Desires are not stupid

    quick bite of a podcast. the desires of an individual should not be denied, unless it impedes on others.  Your desires are not stupid.

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    It's Time to Be Good to Yourself

    Hey guys, I got to rambling about this broad topic of being kind and good to yourself. I got a lil turnt and started talking shit about annoying family members. if you got anything to say, say it here [email protected]

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    Kill Your Masters / The Organization of Pandemonium

    hey guys, pretty happy with how this podcast turned out. any russians out there, now is the perfect time for some organized chaos.  slava ukraini [email protected]

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    Policing Through Fear / My Heroin Conspiracy

    Hey guys, had a semi-close encounter with a police officer. While this happened, I realized the main way the Police police, through fear. Then I got into my own conspiracy about the opiate trade, and how China may be in a poor position financially to have engaged in it. if you got something to say, say it here -> [email protected]

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    The Radical Wing of the Republican Party

    hey guys, found I might as well drive this message home. it felt kind of weak when I did it. no worries, I will most definitely readdress it at some point soon. if you got something to say, say it here [email protected]

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    What's Life / Human Purpose

    Hey guys, kinda just struggling with existing rn. This week was very cathartic if you got something to say, say it here [email protected] 

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    Red Terror II

    Hey guys, thought this was 100% worth re-visiting. This has been a terrible last handful of years for not only the country but democracy, and I believe we're ramping up into something unprecedented. [email protected] hit me up 

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    Stress/Soundboard

    heyo, short episode this week, maybe I'll check in on friday? or saturday? who knows if you got something to say, say it here [email protected]

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    Being Poor / Authority Figures EP.53

    Hey guys, back with another Tuesday night upload! Complaining about hoping the last of my poor days are coming soon, and about authority figures and mainly the president. obviously, I understand why we all listen to the president but like, why? (follow the law) [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    New Job/Future Job

    Hey guys, I thought it was finally time to fill you guys in on what I'm doing now! [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    The Comedy Store / Meeting Bobby Lee

    Hey all, had a great vacation but an even better time at the Comedy Store in LA. Meeting Bobby Lee (Stand-up Legend) and him being the humble lad you'd hope. Being in the presence of the store was honestly enough to enjoy, but meeting Bobby was definitely the icing on the cake. [email protected] ---- get at me---- 

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    LAX/Disneyland

    Hey guys, I love California but goddamn LAX and Disney could all fucking explode and I’d be super cool with it. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Sam Worthington/ Prince Harry

    Hey guys, I hope you enjoy the podcast! if you got something to say, say it here [email protected]

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    Wisdom / Legalize Drugs EP.48

    Hey all, I hope you like this podcast! [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Bug Jail / Anarchy

    hey guys, I saw a bug stuck in the bathroom and it made me think. [email protected]

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    My Republican Dad Ep.46

    Hey guys, I talked about something I think we all have in common, a dad who's deeply republican. Check out Captain Jack on Wisdom! if you got anything to say, say it here [email protected]

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    Heroin/ Car Problems EP.45

    Hey all, just started rambling and what came out was about heroin and my absolute piece of shit car. I was originally going to discuss Morality vs Ethics LOL [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here <3

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    If I was A Dictator

    Hey all, what's up? Just tryna get through these days. at least in a few it's friday, right?  if you got something to say, say it here [email protected]

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    Old Parents Are Special Needs Ep.43

    Hey guys, had one of the most frustrating and mind-boggling experiences lately. It really is such a crazy thing when you learn your parents are retards. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here! Peace

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    The Semi-Rational Fears of a Child - Ep. 42

    hey guys. this podcast felt good to do, lately doing a full 30 min has been a little challenging, this time it was easy. Enjoy [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Defeat

    Hey guys, unexpected bad news has rocked my world for the worse, and to be honest I'm still recovering from it. hopefully im able to pull something together 

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    As Honest As I Can Be - Ep.40

    Hey guys, this episode is on the heavier side as I really just talk about my insecurities in life and my business and how the successes of my business aren't only for me, but for everyone else instead. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here

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    Let's Anxiously Wait Together

    hey guys, my future is basically going to be decided by what a piece of paper says, whenever I end up actually getting it. Could be 2 more weeks, could be a month. fuck me. [email protected] if you got something to say, say it here. if anyone has a plan B, please send it in.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Just me talking about things I don’t understand, things I’m doing in life and what’s going on with the world.

HOSTED BY

Capt. Jack

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