Distractions

We obviously talk about The Wedding.

We discuss AI, Michael Jackson, and Peelerz.

We're slowly getting our act together. How did Rocky learn the word joke?

It's 2026 and we're...back? Aliens. Ice Dancing. Where's Nancy? Is Coach Shah Edgar Linton? 

We're back! The gals chat booktok, ballerina farm, weird massages, and Mal's new podcast

The gals resurface to chat all kinds of things! Sourdough, Newsies, electrolysis.(This was recorded before the recent Kate Middleton news or else that's all we would be talking about)

Big dump of an update! The gals talk nails, straight As, Naked Attraction, and cervixes.

Woo hoo the gals are checking in! And it's a doozy, cause have you guys heard about these aliens?!

Wow we're back for our quarterly check in! Drew's on the picket line, Brenna's talking cults, and Mallory is TERRIFIED of AI. 

We're back?? Drew sees Titanic, Brenna's done with winter, and Mallory has a busy Valentines day. 

It's the new year and we're trying!! Brenna gives us her expert rundown on Spare, Mallory has a new car, and Drew can't stop thinking about those Pandoran whales.

We're back after a long time! We talk aging, makeup and being forced to marry Kocoum. 

You know we had to weigh in on the queen! Also Jersey Boys, candy, and diarrhea.

Wow, we're back after a big break. We of course discuss periods, vacation limits, skunks, TikTok, and a very creamy Girl, no. And remember, if you're doing good, you're not paying attention!

Wow we're back?? Talking about carnivals, jury duty, and how we would discipline Prince Louis.

The gals discuss public transit, Robert Pattinson fan letters, and of course Evans.

Hear Mallory get her nut milker live on the air as the gals discuss  customer service interactions, stranger danger, and diarrhea (of course).

Well guys, we made it. 100 episodes! We look back on our three years of podcasting and read listener submitted Dealbreakers. Thanks for listening!

The wibes are weird as we chat about Mal's search for a new doctor, Brenna's favorite age, and the internet's worst rabbit hole. We're sorry about the poop, guys.

We're back and we're chatty! So many things to discuss including cocoons, sleepovers, Mandy Moore, bog mummies, and Sing 2. Yay!

We're back! And just like our foremothers, we're flopping into 2022. 

The gals are back and limping across that 2021 finish line. Mal's current haunting, winter shoes, and humiliating moments are discussed. 

Mal went skydiving. We get into it.

Brenna's dogs are barking after a long week of single motherhood, Mal revisits her old college bathroom couch, and Drew's keeps up with her sexy neighbors.

We RAMBLE on this one guys. It's been a while, can you blame us?  We talk Dune, getting pulled over, pranks gone wrong, toilet culture updates, and Drew finally takes Agnes to the dump.

Looks like this is now a podcast about the movie Malignant. Also, spooky season, Mal's birthday, and Dealbreakers. 

We're alive and chatting about family reunions, dog shame, and important Hollywood news. Plus, Mal gets fired up about an old feud.

It's our 90th episode and we're talking about parking garage mishaps, when poop is safe to eat, and whether or not Carrot Top is a necrophiliac. Get vaccinated!

We're back at it again! Chats about beach exhaustion,  chapstick, Marvel, and melted chocolate. Plus, Agnes and Mallory duke it out.

The gals chat about the day their bladders shrunk, Epstein Barr, and their housewife dreams. Plus, Mal issues an apology.

The gals yuk it up about fireworks, body issues, and June's lifetime ban from scissors. Don't hide your butt under a bushel!

The gals chat it up about their dark vision boards, girls' camp, and being haunted by Bo Burnham

Very exciting ep! Carnivals, nannies, and an in depth discussion about Mal's friend making goals. Be careful of those MLMs!

The gals are back and gabbing about road trips, running, and reentering society. 

The gals get into it about moles, Friends, and dvd bonus features. Welcome to lordoftherings.net!

The gals talk crying at work, dressing confidently, and dental hygiene. 

The gals are back and talking about TV,  being vaxxed, and the worst cruise of all time.

The Gals get into it about Brenna's fat dog, fighting with your sisters, and targeted farting.

The Gals are back! Brenna updates everyone on her wonderfully eccentric daughter, Drew will not be skydiving anytime soon, and Mal recounts a truly crazy day at work.

Mal's a darling, Brenna gives us a duct update, and Drew is extremely confident in this episode.

The gals get into it this week about Mal's memorable fashion, enneagrams, and Drew getting ambushed by coyotes.  Also, they tackle the eternal question: Is Belle draggin' a wagon?

Lots of very important stuff this ep. Conor has broken up with his mother, Prince Harry is a doof, and Brenna is NOT pleased with this week's deal breaker. Don't dying!

The gals fight about cookies and talk about sports. Real manly stuff.

Listen in as the gals discuss quarantine brain, Mal discovers that makeup expires, and Brenna reveals how Far From the Madding Crowd almost ruined her marriage.

Real wide ranging ep this week as we discuss Armie Hammer, Brenna Thee Beach Bum, Mal's sensual experience with a Reeses cup, and a very potentially dangerous Girl, No.

We're back and we can't stop talking about Osmosis Jones?! Also, Mal is scent training, Drew got that ice cold vaccine, Brenna would totally sell her poop, and James crushes ice in the background.

The gals discuss scenarios that turn them into Karens, Mal vows to get herself a boyfriend in 2021, and Brenna gets herself put on the Air BnB no fly list.

We're back! It was a long winter break and boy do we have updates. Comin' at you with the Big Nell Energy!

The gals give Brenna a good old fashioned pump up before diving deep into Mal's DMs. Be sure to visit the dungeon on your way out!

The gals chill out and discuss Christmas plans, movies, and the perils of Instagram ads.