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Divide And Multiply

by Headlock

Working in law enforcement - specifically, corrections - for almost 30 years gives a person a unique perspective on things. This is my take on humor, managing stress, and life in general. Please know there will probably be strong language sprinkled throughout this podcast.

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Episodes

  1. Work Dreams

    How many of you have had - or will admit to having - work dreams? I've been retired for almost 4 years, and I've had a couple of doozies lately!

  2. A Stinky Subject

    A shopping trip gone awry. Trapped in a mushroom cloud of perfume. Have some people gone nose blind, or is there another reason why they douse themselves in scent?

  3. The Appleton Butcher - the final installment of Fox Cities Murder & Mayhem

    A elderly man was murdered and dismembered in the not-so-distant past. Who could commit such a heinous act? Was the perpetrator ever brought to justice?

  4. The Tale of Porter Ross - Fox Cities Murder & Mayhem

    This is the story of Porter Ross, who killed his wife and sister-in-law in the late 1800s. Did he get away with murder? Tune in and find out.

  5. Hammer the Hammerer - Stories from the Fox Cities Past

    This story is about the murder of Lars Oleson, which took place in the winter of 1878-1879. Was it self-defense? Or something more sinister?

  6. Stories from EAA

    Oshkosh is home to EAA (Experimental Aircraft Association's annual fly-in). Here are a few EAA-related stories.

  7. How cold is it?

    Do you ever wonder where certain expressions come from. Here's a bit of trivia for you!

  8. I'm Done People-ing for Today...Can't Even Give Away a FREE Desk!

    Well friends, I'm done people-ing for the day. My confidence in the younger generation is lacking. Let me just say this: Reading comprehension is important.

  9. Case solved!!

    The remains that were found in the Town of Vinland in 2015 have been identified!! https://anchor.fm/headlock/message

  10. S2 E4: Death threats, anyone?

    A listener left a voice message via the Comments button on my podcast page on Anchor.fm. The question: "Have you ever received any death threats?" Yes, as a matter of fact, I have. Tune in for story time! Please note that this episode contains some salty language. If you're easily offended at a…

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  11. S2 E3: March to the beat of your own (ear) drum

    What could cause the eardrums of two strangers- in the same housing unit - to rupture, in less than 12 hours?

  12. S2 E2: Can't get rid of me that easily...

    The past few months have been quite an adventure.

  13. S2 E1: Cheetos and Mouth Hugs

    Housing a male inmate who identifies as female in a male housing unit certainly isn't a recipe for disaster...or is it?

  14. E1 E17 I'm baaaaack!!!!

    I did not fall off the face of the earth, I just retired. Here's what I've been up to since September 1st.

  15. S1 E16: Not much... Just methin' around.

    Drug-addled inmates and all of the issues that come with them (i.e., enabling family members, etc.)

  16. S1 E15: Cold Case: Vinland's Unidentified Remains

    Human remains were found in the Town of Vinland on April 29, 2015. I discuss all of the efforts being made to give this person his name back.

  17. S1 E14: What's in a name?

    Lots of immature humor when it comes to certain names! Much more than just a "Top 10" list of unfortunate names. Just wait till you hear the top 2 - and yes, they are real names!!

  18. Cold Case: The Unsolved Murder of Wayne Pratt

    Join me as I talk about one of Winnebago county's cold cases: the 1963 murder of Wayne Pratt.

  19. Episode #12: Don't Shake Hands With That Guy!!

    Chronic masturbation and other inappropriate behavior in the housing units. Be warned - there is a certain "yuck" factor in this episode.

  20. Episode # 11. Hygiene issues and dark humor

    I delve into why certain inmates have hygiene issues, and other gross things that we deal with.

  21. Episode #10 UA Horror Stories

    I am one of the lucky ones who gets to administer drug tests to people at my job. Here are some fun stories about my experiences. Please note these stories will be disgusting and will either make you laugh or gag depending on your sense of humor. Enjoy!

  22. Episode # 9 - Sunday Drives and Sex Toys

    This episode focuses on some of the things we have found while searching people, and while doing shakedowns of cells.

  23. Episode # 8: Space Invaders

    This is dedicated to the people with seemingly no sense of personal space with whom we interact on a daily basis.

  24. Episode # 7: Medical nightmares and blasts from the past.

    Much like the title describes I discuss medical nightmares and individuals who still haunt me

  25. Episode# 6: Where my ladies at??

    We discuss the joys of housing female inmates.

  26. Episode #5: What are the strangest words you've either read or written in a report?

    My inspiration for this episode came from a question posed on one of the Corrections pages I follow on FB.

  27. Episode # 4 - Cue the Shitshow!

    I would like to paint you a picture of how my work day went today. I am a gigantic black cloud when it comes to being in our booking area.

  28. Poop Roulette and Other Biohazardous Games You Don't Want to Play

    This episode is a brief glance into why people who work in corrections develop a twisted sense of humor as a way of coping with the more disgusting parts of the job.

  29. Mathing is hard!

    Here are a few examples of why you should stay in school. Simple math is really not that difficult.

  30. Introduction - why am I doing a podcast?

    This is a brief explanation of why I chose to do a podcast. There's also what I think is maybe a not-so-funny situation that one of our dispatchers shared with me, and I feel the need to share it with you. I think this will explain why we in law enforcement have such a strange sense of humor. We...

  31. Divide and Multiply

    Working in law enforcement - specifically corrections - for almost 30 years gives a person a unique perspective on things. I'll be sharing my experience with you. I'll also have friends join me to share theirs as well. This is my take on humor, managing stress, and life in general. Please know…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Working in law enforcement - specifically, corrections - for almost 30 years gives a person a unique perspective on things. This is my take on humor, managing stress, and life in general. Please know there will probably be strong language sprinkled throughout this podcast.

HOSTED BY

Headlock

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How many episodes does Divide And Multiply have?

Divide And Multiply currently has 31 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

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Working in law enforcement - specifically, corrections - for almost 30 years gives a person a unique perspective on things. This is my take on humor, managing stress, and life in general. Please know there will probably be strong language sprinkled throughout this podcast.

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Divide And Multiply is created and hosted by Headlock.
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