Dj Lipton

Someone heisted a whole bunch of my country records from my bedroom. From my bedroom? What the fuck! I'm the only one here too. Unless the dog is a skinwalker, there's some fucked up shit going on! What are you tripping on that makes you so entitled?! The cops don't care, my Mom thinks I'm tripping and my brother left the state. So I guess I am out my country records. What the fuck!?

The culture and mission statement of all the places I have worked at throughout my lifetime.

"Walk softly and carry a big stick." -Teddy Roosevelt No reason to kill me because you can't afford it anymore... "Go back to Africa?!" -Unknown to me

All alone in a world gone mad. Except for my dog. I guess it's A Boy And His Dog. Oof.

We haven't heard from the rock and roll wizard in a minute.

Sheesh! What is it outside a million degrees!

You win! Now go away.

I was so fucking hot when I made this it was miserable. I'm not trippin' there's invaders in here. What do they want?

This mixtape has very little to do with the Latino community besides the artwork. I was just listening to Manic Hispanic and thought about El Fudge.

Because you are stupid and dead.

Have it our way! Don't eat lettuce.

Fat doctors and skinny chefs are the problem.

Feed the rich.

YUM!

An experiment if I will sleep all night like last night but, not the night before. First they will try to buy you out Next they will try and copy you Then they will destroy you

Can you be honest with anyone?

I'm not moving anywhere. Get fucked Call the home owner association. Get fucked I didn't masturbate about anyone in the neighborhood. Get fucked What should we tell our children? Tell them to get fucked as well Get fucked

Maybe I am stupid and belong in a group home.

How can Team Anarchy Rule if it's anarchy?

I stopped smoking weed a month ago.

The morning leaves me empty.

Government plates.

Poop in the toilet.

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For people who mow the lawn.

If he did it on purpose, I hope he is dead.

Several monkeys don't stop no show.

Jesus does anyone have a good time anymore?

The world has a poison heart.

The McDonald's Epoch Most humans during this epoch gained weight and acquired multiple diseases and addictions. They picked up diseases including diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease and, other cardiovascular diseases. Some with a combination of both or multiple afflictions. Also, an addiction to alcohol, marijuana and other addictions. Some with multiple addictions to these chemicals. This epoch continued throughout the 1970s to the 1990s in the Anthropocene era.

Waiting on new records so you'll have to deal with me digging my own crates for awhile.

Earwigs go in your ear and control your mind.

Man what a week and it's not over. Everyone wants a piece of me. All I want to do is dj and plant my garden. Jesus fucking Christ leave me the fuck alone!

Inflate your ego this summer with Little Debbie, White Asshole and, Dinosaur Church!

I think like watching squirrels and chipmunks more than birds. It's great again!

When did becoming a tool and/or douche become so famously popular?

Jesus she's that dead!?

I got nothing.

The adventures of Captain Nice and the mechanical corn.

Happy Cinco De Mayo

If I can get my chores done I will be tuning into the Kentucky Derby on Peacock today.

Ho hum, hum drum.

dot dot dada dada dot dot dada He doesn't want everything. He wants it all. -Nine Inch Nails

This neighborhood lacks soul This area lacks soul This city lacks soul This state lacks soul This country lacks soul This world lacks soul Your revolution lacks soul

I lived in the same apartment building as my buddies for awhile. This dude who lived in one of the other apartments moved out and left a raw turkey in the middle of the floor when he did. It smelled like dead turkey for a month.

Reading bushes to try and find out what their personality is like.

Conformists, Innovators, Deviants

The tattooed lady at the grocery store with the little kid. No thanks. Whatever happened to the big butt girl from the bar?

Sup the ancient wine.

Fly to the islands for an hour, have a drink and, cheat on your husband.