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DMV Mess Hall
by The Mess Hall
Listen to Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted on the DMV Mess Hall where they talk about the Washington Commanders and other DMV sports topics. Give us a follow on Twitter - @DMVMessHall Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/dmvmesshall/Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dmvmesshall/Website - DMVMessHall.com
Episodes
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"24-Hour Rule" episode 220
🏈 24 HOUR RULE! TIME TO MOVE ON! The boys kick things off by thanking everyone who responded to the teaser from our last episode before turning their attention to San Francisco! We're tired of rehashing THAT final play and question how some fans are already ready to move on from Jayden Daniels....
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"Self Destruction" episode 219
After one of the most unbelievable endings we've ever witnessed, the boys try to make sense of what happened against the Giants. Why does this tie feel worse than the Dallas loss, and did the players even know they were out of timeouts? We break down DQ's explanation of the final play, Blough's...
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"No Horsing Around In London" episode 218
🇬🇧 Tailgate Ted is flying solo before flying to London! Tailgate looks back at the win over Seattle and why the stats lied, Sonny Styles stepping up, Mariota managing the game, and Kain Medrano answering the call when Chenal went down. He talks Luvu potentially returning, speculates on why the...
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"Sell Your Tickets Then" episode 217
🏈 The home opener is finally here! The boys break down the first Home Game Rally of the season, talk about their excitement for Sunday, and how social media negativity is raining on everyone’s parade. We react to all the “doctors” on social media speculating about Jayden’s injury and recovery...
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"Déjà Vu" episode 216
🏈 The season is NOT over!The boys break down Jayden Daniels’ injury and push back on the narrative that his teammates left him on the field. We talk about Jayden cooking before the fluke injury, whether DQ should have kicked the FG or gone for the TD, and of course… Mikey "StandStill". 😂We also...
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"Leveling Up" episode 215
It’s Dallas week—and the rivalry is officially on. We’re kicking things off with the details on Rally’s first official away-game rally of the season, then asking the question that always gets people fired up: how did so many local fans become Cowboys fans in the first place? On the field,...
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"Encouraged?"
Well… Week 1 certainly gave us plenty to talk about.Rally recaps his trip to Philly, we talk about taking the Commanders +5.5, and remind everyone: Mute and Move On. 😂 We break down our initial reactions to the game, question what happened with Sainristil and how short his leash should be, react...
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"Five Guys" episode 213
🏈 The boys are officially in Week 1 mode! We recap our Labor Day weekends, talk a potential Cowboy boots bet, and dive into the national perception of the Commanders heading into the season. Fellow fans are already talking trash, so naturally… we have some things to say. 😂 We also check out the...
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"London Fanzone" episode 212
DMV Mess Hall — "London Fanzone"On the latest DMV Mess Hall, we’re taking a hard look at where the Commanders stand heading into the season.🇬🇧 We break down all of the London activities for fans and why the experience could be even better than Madrid was last year.🏈 We also discuss the future…
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"Not So Good" Episode 211
This week on DMV Mess Hall, we’re talking preseason football, injuries, London and everything happening around the Commanders! 🏈 Rally recaps his trip to White Castle in Detroit for the preseason game 🎁 Tailgate unboxes the 2026 Season Ticket Holder gift — and what would fans rather receive? 🏰...
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"Braves on the Warpath" episode 210
🎙️ DMV Mess Hall — New Episode 🏈 Rally Captain unveils the new Home Game Rallies ⚡ Jayden Daniels, the cease & desist fallout, and why fans shouldn’t worry about it affecting him on the field 🏟️ Back at NW Stadium and checking out the new affordable food options 🎶 “Braves on the Warpath” is...
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"Next Man Up" Episode 209
🏈 DMV Mess Hall — Episode 209: Next Man Up The Tunsil injury has thrown a major curveball into Commanders training camp, but this team doesn’t have time to feel sorry for itself. We’re talking NEXT MAN UP as Brandon Coleman moves back to left tackle and the Commanders figure out how to keep the...
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"Razzle Dazzle" episode 208
🎙️ DMV Mess Hall — Episode Topics 🌎 Tailgate Ted’s World Cup Adventure 🏥 Rally’s Surgery Update 🚤 Rally Captain Takes London by Boat 🏈 First Impressions of David Blough’s Offense 💪 How Did the Team Look in Pads? 🚨 One Week of Training Camp: What Has Tailgate Concerned? 🏈 Diggs Is In —…
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"Do Your Research" episode 207
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🤔 What’s going on with Rally? • 🏆 DMV Mess Hall ranked #11 in a Top 40 Washington football podcast list • 💳 Breaking down the AMEX presale debacle • ✈️ Commanders London package drama • 🏈 Reacting to the latest...
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"Heir Apparent" episode 206
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about* 🎉 The Washington Commanders draft party at Northwest Stadium* 😱 Fan reaction inside the building when Love was drafted 3rd overall* 🏈 The team’s decision to draft Sonny Styles* 😬 Why Tailgate may have Jamin Davis...
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"Hail Raiser" episode 205
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted • 🔄 Catch up on what the guys have been up to over the past couple of weeks • 👕 React to the new uniform reveal • 🕰️ Imagine what 2-2-22 would’ve looked like under the Harris ownership group • ⭐ Break down the new jerseys and...
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"Uniform Watch" episode 204
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 🤡 Fans falling for April Fools’ jokes 👀 Breaking down the new uniform tease + our predictions 💸 Will fans get a discount when the new gear drops? 🏟️ Latest stadium update from Josh Harris 🏈 Jayden Daniels in the...
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"Let Peters Cook" episode 203
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 😤 Fans going off on Adam Peters for a “slow” start to free agency 📋 Breaking down every Commanders free agent signing so far (Oweh, Chenal, Okonkwo, Cross & more) 🧩 Which position group still needs the most help? 🤔...
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"London's Calling" episode 202
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🌍 Our preferred pick for the Commanders’ next international destination • 🇩🇪 The Jon Allen Germany controversy • 💰 London trip SB Events deposits — what fans need to know • ✈️ Could the Commanders play two...
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"Legends, Loss, & Lombardi Dreams" episode 201
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted dive into: Remembering the passing of several Washington legends A personal story from Tailgate about Sonny Jurgensen and Tre’ Johnson Rally Captain’s full recap of his Super Bowl trip
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"Let the Chips Fall..." episode 200
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🏈 Wild Card Weekend • 🔍 Peters’ roster construction and the lack of weapons around Jayden • 💔 The Kingsbury–Commanders split • 📉 Hitting the “Kliff Cliff” • 🤔 The brief Mike McDaniel OC buzz • 🧠 Who is David...
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"Where There's Smoke..." episode 199
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 😡 Fans being upset about the win and taking shots at Rally Captain • 🦅 Eagles fans rolling out preloaded excuses • 🧠 Living rent free on Eagles Twitter • 📄 30+ free agents heading into the offseason • 📰…
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"Auld Lang Syne" episode 198
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 🪞 Being ready to put the 2025 season firmly in the rearview 🏥 Running through the long list of players missing time this week and all season ❓ Re-sign Mariota after a 1–5 run as the backup? 🧩 Tailgate questions...
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"Sea of Green" episode 197
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🟢 Their game day experiences in a sea of Eagles green • 🍻 Barstool Philly antics • ⚡ Eagles fans trying to sabotage the tailgate • 🤦♂️ Dealing with ignorant fans • 🥊 Reaction to the Commanders vs Eagles fight •…
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"Finish with Pride" episode 196
In the latest episode of the DMV Mess Hall "Finish with Pride", Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about: • 🗽 Rally’s 4-Hour NYC Road Rally Trip • 😬 Commanders Tried to Lose vs the Giants • 🥳 Celebrating the Win Way Too Early • 🔄 Mariota = Good for One Turnover a Game • 📺 Finally Winning...
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"Show Must Go On" episode 195
During this week's podcast Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🚌 Bus Trip to New York for the Giants game • 📣 Rally Details for fans heading to MetLife • 🤕 Jayden Out Again — thoughts on him not playing this week • ❓ Should Jayden Play Again This Season? • 💪 Fans Questioning Jayden’s...
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"Three Steps Back" episode 194
🎙️ Three Steps Back — Episode Summary • ❄️ Minnesota cold hits different • 🙏 Big thanks to listeners who pressed their reps about the lost home game • 💸 Cowboys rolled out a 30-year PSL what will the Commanders do • 🥩 No Victory Steaks this week… sadly • 💀 TT’s FanDuel “locks” absolutely...
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"Not Lost Anymore" episode 193
🎙️ DMV Mess Hall Podcast Recap • 📍 Minnesota Rally hype! • 🎥 Hard Knocks: What made the cut for the Commanders • 🏈 Commanders aren’t lost anymore • 💌 Fans: Hit up your ticket reps about that lost home game • 🤔 Will Jayden play vs the Vikings? • 🥩 Victory Steak Sunday—are the boys...
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"Work the Problem" episode 192
🎙️ DMV Mess Hall - "Work the Problem"Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are back after almost a month off and they have a LOT to discussThis Week’s Topics: • 🇪🇸 Meeting listeners in Spain and over Thanksgiving • ✈️ Full recap of the Spain trip: road rally, meet-ups, and game day • 🎟️ Rally breaks...
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"Rock the Vote" episode 191
🎙️ DMV Mess Hall – “Rock the Vote” 🌍🇪🇸 Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are back and there’s a lot to cover ⬇️ 👕 Rally shows off his new gear 🏆 Next step in the Ultimate NFL Fan of the Year campaign 🙏 Asking listeners for a small favor ✈️ Why they’re still hyped for Madrid 🎟️ Latest update…
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"Fan of the Year" episode 190
🎙️ DMV Mess Hall – “Fan of the Year” Big week in the Mess Hall! Here’s what went down ⬇️ 🏆 Rally Captain named Commanders Fan of the Year! 🎥 How the team surprised him with the news 🎤 Tailgate recaps the Art Monk event at MGM National Harbor 👕 Art Monk jersey retirement memories 💡 Shoutout…
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"Missed Opportunities" episode 189
🎙️ DMV Mess Hall – “Missed Opportunities”The Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are back from Kansas City with plenty to talk about 🍗 Rally at Chicken N Pickle — and the best BBQ in KC🏈 Tailgate in Lot J — great vibes, great fans, win or lose🤝 Meeting listeners from all over the country🦅 Bears &...
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"Rep It Hard" episode 188
🎙️ New Episode of @DMVMessHall — “Rep It Hard… ”Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted are packing their bags for Kansas City and breaking it all down ⬇️ 🏈 KC Rally details & where Commanders fans are linking up 🔥 Tailgate’s hunt for pickleball players in KC 🍗 Where to tailgate before the game & what...
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"He's NOT RGIII" episode 187
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about: 🤠 Rally recaps the Dallas Rally weekend 🎂 “Cake without icing” — what that means this week ✈️ Why fans travel to away games & cross stadiums off their list 🏛️ Mayor Bowser spotted in Dallas for the game 🏟️...
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"Complementary Football" episode 186
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Caprian and Tailgate Ted talk about: • 🐻 Home Rally before the Bears game • 🍻 Tailgate experience recap • ⏰ Why Rally was late to the game • 💡 Commanders pregame light show • 🧱 Why the Bears stacked the box vs. the Commanders offense • 🎯 Passing…
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"Battle Blacks" episode 185
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about: 🖤 Black Out Game details — what to wear and what to expect 🐻 Home Rally info for the Bears game 🍻 Tailgate’s Sunday vs. Rally’s Sunday recap 🚗 NW Stadium Lots opening early 🌤️ Monday’s forecast looking better 🛑...
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"Ball is Life" episode 184
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • 🏟️ All the Commanders fans who showed up at SoFi Stadium • 🛫 Recap of the LA Rally weekend • 🐻 Preview of the Bears home Rally at Hyde Social • 🤝 Rally's run-in with a certain Commanders WR • 🍻 Tailgate recap +...
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"Jedi 5" episode 183
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about 🛫 LA Road Rally details 🩹 Jayden back as a full participant in practice — but in a brace 🦶 Will Jayden have “happy feet” returning from injury? 🧠 Is there a chance he’s still shell-shocked? ✈️ Team flying out to LA...
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"Missed Tackles" episode 182
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about • Tailgate recaps his weekend • 🥩 Should a “Victory Rally Steak” become a thing? • 🔄 Should Atlanta end up in the NFC East? • 📉 Underdogs Sunday morning — and how the betting line shifted • 💤 Why is the team…
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"Youth Movement" episode 181
This Week on DMV Mess Hall 🎙️ • 🏴☠️ Raiders fans in the DMV enjoying the weekend despite the loss • ✈️ Visiting fans making the most of their time in town • 🚶 Rally’s journey through the lots • 🍻 How was Tailgate’s tailgate • 🎟️ Are Gold Member lines gone? • 💳 Update on the STH Gold Card...
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"11-2 Vote!" episode 180
In this week’s episode, we cover: Tailgate’s big day with City Council and the 11–2 RFK vote, plus what the next steps in the process look like A huge thank you to our listeners who reached out to council members and helped push this across the goal line The big question: Should Jayden play if…
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"Hurt or Injured" episode 179
This Week on DMV Mess Hall 🎙️ • A quick update on the Road Rally Program and a thank you to everyone who’s been reaching out to the team 🙌 • Tailgate Ted hits the road with a trip hosted by SB Events ✈️ • Rally breaks down his trip to Lambeau Field 🧀🏟️ • The latest from DC City Council and…
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"End of an Era..." Episode 177
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about When the tailgate RSVPs open Ed McCaffrey being a special guest on Sunday Nerves heading into the game after not seeing much from the offense Breaking down CBS Sports’ preseason grades for the team Rally’s big...
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"On the Job Training" episode 176
On this week's DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted • Rally shares his recap from the Patriots preseason game and is take on why the team struggled so badly • React to Terry coming off PUP but not being at the stadium vs. the Bengals — does it actually mean anything? • Give their…
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"Welcome Home" Episode 175
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted • Share whether they’re excited for the first preseason game • Reflect on introducing the Mayor of DC • Talk about what it was like attending the Commanders’ hearings before the DC City Council • Give an update on when fans can...
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"Pressure Bursts Pipes" episode 174
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted talk about - RFK Stadium Update - Can President Trump really force the team to change their name - Terry's Escalating Team Conflict and Training Camp Hold Out - The new throwback uniforms - Which player they think should have...
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"Get To Work!" Episode 173
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted dive into: Some July 4th mayhem What fans went through trying to score tickets to the Madrid game The official release of Training Camp dates Their take on how many practices are open to fans The latest on Terry McLaurin’s...
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"Submit Testimony" episode 172
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted, talk about • The “Meet the Legends” event • What fans were buzzing about during the event • Team hosting focus groups to gauge interest in PSLs • D.C. City Council expected to delay the RFK stadium vote • How to submit your...
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"Voluntary" episode 171
🎙️ In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted dive into: Rally’s travel package to Spain for the Dolphins game Whether it matters that Tunsil, Lattimore, and McLaurin are skipping “voluntary” OTAs What’s the bigger storyline: the offseason roster moves or Kliff…
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"Vegan BBQ" episode 170
In this episode of the DMV Mess Hall, Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted dive into: What it takes for Rally to organize away game travel packages The road games they’re most excited about this season How fans can secure tickets for the Madrid game The home opponent they’re most looking forward to...
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Listen to Rally Captain and Tailgate Ted on the DMV Mess Hall where they talk about the Washington Commanders and other DMV sports topics. Give us a follow on Twitter - @DMVMessHall Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/dmvmesshall/Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/dmvmesshall/Website - DMVMessHall.com
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