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Do The Roses Align?
by Shannon and Jess
A #BachelorNation podcast talking all things astrology and the most dramatic show on TV, hosted by Shannon and Jessica 🥀
Episodes
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The Most Dramatic Cast Bio Review Ever
This week we are featuring a MUCH anticipated cross-over episode, led by none other than JENNA FROM DATECARD POD?! Excuse us while we rave. Shannon appears as a guest on Date Card Pod, and let's just say "It's good to be back!" "Hope you enjoyed your break because The Bachelor is back and with it...
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EP. 34 - From One Cancer Moon To Another...
It’s BACHELOR MONDAY and we are INTERCONTINENTAL!! Shannon is back to give you a refresher on the last three episodes, with a very special guest! Our darling Astrology Chef is joined by Megan(@fairycat94), who is joined by Percy. Our hosts discuss the potential next Bachelorette, the ins and outs...
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EP. 33 - Just a Taurus and his Blazer/Hoodie Combo
Shannon is back after a well-deserved week off to recap episodes 2 and 3 of Clayton's Bachelor season, but she's not alone! Shannon is joined by her partner Olivia, and they are sure bringing the cheeky commentary and a laugh to die for! Our two hosts cover everything from Cassidy's exit,...
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EP. 32 - Clayton's Premiere: The Season of Retrogrades
Shannon is back with a very special guest for the premiere of her fellow Tiger's Bachelor season. Give a warm DTRA welcome to Adina Hertzel! ( @AdinaRising/www.adinahertzel.space ) Adina and Shannon break down our Taurus Lead's (CONFIRMED!!!) chart in full, our Venusian season favorite, and we…
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EP. 31 - Moon Signs, Man
Shannon and Jess are TOGETHER AGAIN AT LAST. This week we're sitting down to talk about all the highlights from the past two weeks - all things moon signs, Gemini placements, and SUPRISE! Shannon's partner Olivia, our favorite Cancer, makes some special appearances. Follow Us!...
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EP. 30 - An Appl-outley Awful Poker Face
Shannon and Jess talk about this week's highlights and shout out this season's favorite men. Let's chat about some Taurus Moon sensitivities, Chris G and Rick coming from left field, and ANOTHER episode ends with a rose ceremony! Is this our favorite season yet!? Join us for a recap to find out!...
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EP. 29 - WE MISSED YOU! Say It Back.
Shannon and Jess are back, reinvigorated and freshly inspired by OUR NEW BACHELORETTE, MICHELLE! We're already head over heels and start this season by recapping the astrological highlights from the first two weeks. Joe and Michelle are basically the same person, down to their birth charts, our...
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EP. 28 - Scorpios Playing Checkers
Shannon and Jess recap the last two weeks on the beach and it's been quite a ride. Saturn is in Aquarius and the collective has taken over, we take a guess at Brendan's rising sign, and the Earth Venus pair has made quite a mess. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign...
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EP. 27 - Smoke Shows and Smoke Bros
The most dramatic season of Paradise has officially begun! Shannon and Jess dive straight into the absurdity of this episode before Shannon breaks down the astrology of it all - from some stereotypical Aries behavior, some classic Pisces nonsense, and the synastry that created mortal enemies,...
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EP. 26 - Paradise is Back, and So Are We!
Bachelor in Paradise is back and SO ARE WE! After a busy summer we are glad to be back in our podcasting chairs to recap some drama on the Sand! Get ready for some hot takes and controversial opinions during this episode; Shannon and Jess will recap all of the chaos from Week 2 of #BiP - from…
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EP. 25 - Saturn Dynamics and Synastry
This week's episode of the #Bachelorette is the Earth Placement showcase! Shannon and Jess discuss all of drama, from Tre and Andrew S - going head to head with the two sides of Saturn dynamic, Katie's chart synastry with our "surprise" newcomer, and we can't forget the parallels between this...
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EP. 24 - Week of the Water Placements
Shannon and Jess buckle in to recap an exciting episode of The Bachelorette, including some pretty hot takes. From an intense group date to an intense one-on-one, with some intense interactions with the men in between, this episode is full of excitement, drama, and very real trauma. CONTENT...
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EP. 23 - The Safe Word is Peaches
After some technical difficulties the last few episodes, Shannon and Jess finally get to give a full-on #recap, and what an episode for it. From the first one on one of the season, to the intense group dates - this season of #TheBachelorette leaves us wanting for nothing. Follow Us!...
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EP. 22 - Meet Our Bachelorette: Katie Thurston's Chart Explained
For the first time in Do The Roses Align history, we have a guest! Shannon and Jess are joined by the co-host of Shannon's other podcast, Emily. Together, Shannon and Emily break down Katie's birth chart, which she has confirmed for us, along with important dates that have lead us to this season…
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EP. 21 - Meet Katie's Men Pt. 2
Let's meet the second round of men! In the "Part Two" installment of our introduction to the men, Shannon and Jess talk about the remaining men on this upcoming season of the Bachelorette - including birth charts, instagram first impressions, and brief correspondence in the DMs. Follow Us!...
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EP. 20 - Meet Katie's Men Pt. 1
Off-Season is almost over! Shannon and Jess dive into the charts of Katie's suitors for this upcoming season, from Aaron to Jeff. From the lone Aquarius to an overwhelming number of Gemini's, Shannon flexes her sleuthing skills to provide us with all the need to know info for the first half of…
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EP. 19 - Catching Up With Bachelor Nation
Shannon and Jess get back to their Bachelor Nation roots with some recent BN news. Shannon tells Jess all about Astrid and Kevin's big news, an envy-inducing birthday party for a toddler, and some lead up for Katie's upcoming Bachelorette season. Follow Us!…
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EP. 18 - The Astrology of the Jersey Shore
After some technical difficulties recording the originally planned episode, Shannon and Jess pivot and talk about iconic moments from MTV's Jersey Shore and the astrology behind them. From Mike's head-butt assault on a concrete wall to the tumultuous saga that was Ronnie and Sam, join in for...
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EP. 17 - In Case You Didn't Know, We're Gemini Risings....
In another off-season episode, Shannon and Jess let their Gemini Ascendants take control, and they ramble for a bit about things they can't seem to cook, favorite foodie neighborhood in NYC, and their shared love of The Sims. Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign...
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EP. 16 - The Bachelorette's Chart
Shannon and Jess are back after a week off to talk about the Bachelorette's Birth Chart - that's right, the show itself - and all the retrogrades present. Shannon pulls the charts for a multitude of important dates within the show's history like the infamous windwill, the abruptly ended season…
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EP 15 - Pro Tips: Bachelor Food Edition
Shannon and Jess break down, and lightly roast, four different videos from some Bachelor Nation favorites - starting with Hannah Ann and ending with the newly appointed Bachelor Nation "King of Cringe". Packed full of roasting, genuine pro tips from real professionals, and some slight judgement -...
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EP. 14 - The Show is an Aries with a Scorpio Rising... So....
In the second week of the off-season, Shannon takes us on a comprehensive journey through the birth chart of The Bachelor. Along with a teaser for Shannon's new project, a retelling of one of Jess's birthday, and many metaphors - you'll learn how things that have occurred within the franchise…
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EP. 13 - Welcome to the Off-Season
Shannon and Jess decompress after an exhaustive season to talk about their first Bachelor-free Monday night, favorite cartoons, Mars in Gemini, celebrity chefs, and of course we couldn't' forget to sprinkle some Bachelor Nation news in every now and then. There is also a psuedo-commercial for a...
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EP. 12 - Pat, Matty, and the Finale
Shannon and Jess say goodbye to this historic season of the Bachelor, and discuss their feelings about the equally historic ATFR (sans Chris Harrison for the first time ever). We break down the final episode and talk about Michelle and all of her perfection, the astrology behind Matt's…
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EP. 11 - Matt-libs
Shannon and Jess recap the Fantasy Suites episode, discuss their love for Taco Bell, start a shallow dive into Astral Cartography, and break down Rachael's manipulation and how it's laid out in her chart. Don't Forget to Follow Us! http://www.instagram.com/dotherosesalign...
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EP. 10 - The Women Tell Us Nothing
#FireChrisHarrison. Sign the Petition Here. https://tinyurl.com/ytmnva84 Content Warning: Chris Harrison and Taylor Nolan's tweets and response are discussed until timestamp 1:20. Shannon and Jess discuss the this season's Women Tell All. We discuss our feelings on Taylor Nolan's tweets and the...
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EP. 9 - Hometowns and Secrecy of Scorpio
#FireChrisHarrison. Sign the Petition Here. https://tinyurl.com/ytmnva84 Shannon and Jess discuss the eighth episode of Season 25 of the Bachelor. We discuss Serena's power play this episode, continue trying to guess Matt's moon and rising signs, Clare is a Pisces (we don't care what you say...
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EP. 8 - #FireChrisHarrison, and the Scorpio One-on-Ones
Content Warning: We spend the first 50 minutes of this episode discussing Chris Harrison and his recent behavior, specifically his interview with Rachel Lindsay. The topic of racism is brought up, and the content discussed may be triggering or emotionally exhaustive. Please listen with…
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EP. 7 - The Leo, The Libra and The Friendzone
Shannon and Jess recap and break down the sixth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and Tyler Cameron has made his first appearance! We break down MJ's final moments, Heather Martin's surprise visit, and we've got some feelings about Matt's rose tease for our girl Katie. MAGI'S NONPROFIT:...
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EP. 6 - When Karma Comes
CONTENT WARNING: Suicide and Mental Illness is discussed from 8:05 - 9:44 . Listener discretion is advised. Shannon and Jess recap and break down the fifth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and karma has entered the building! We discuss Jessenia's Scorpio placement, the perfect Venusian…
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EP. 5 - The Women vs. Mars: Protect Your Face
Shannon and Jess recap and break down the fourth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and the women are running Nemacolin! We say hello and goodbye to some new faces, Gemini stereotypes are brought to life, and Matt continues to ask what he can do for the women. Follow us on Instagram at...
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EP. 4 - The Sarah Show
Shannon and Jess recap and break down the third week of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and it's The Sarah Show! We dive deep into what the planets are telling us about Sarah and Matt's compatibility, how the women react to Sarah's strategy, and Sarah vs. Aries Mars Retrograde. Follow us on Instagram…
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EP. 3 - Decoding Victoria: Not All Capricorns
Shannon and Jess recap and break down the second week of Season 25 of The Bachelor. We break down Victoria vs. Marylynn, Sarah and Matt's compatibility, and Shannon goes IN on Victoria's chart and lays out the part the stars and planets play in what makes our ultimate Capricorn tick. Follow us on...
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EP. 2 - Night One at Nemacolin
Shannon and Jess recap and break down the Premiere of Season 25 of The Bachelor. We say goodbye to old favorites, get to know some new favorites, and continue to break down the gameplay from astrological arena. Follow us on Instagram at @DoTheRosesAlign! For Chart Readings, follow Shannon at...
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EP. 1 - Meet Matt and The Women: Archers and Rams
After a brief break and a long awaited move, Shannon and Jess are back! Shannon and Jess spend this preseason episode getting to know the cast of Season 25 of The Bachelor. Shannon gives a comprehensive breakdown of this season's birth charts, and we unveil some information about the fiery women...
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A #BachelorNation podcast talking all things astrology and the most dramatic show on TV, hosted by Shannon and Jessica 🥀
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Do The Roses Align? is created and hosted by Shannon and Jess.
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