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Artists on the Internet
by Artists on the Internet
Each week artists Phoebe and Jacque sit down and ask each other a question that everyone’s thinking, and no one is answering. Except them. Join the girlies as they unveil everything behind the curtain (no subject goes unturned) and get nitty, gritty about HOW it all works. artistsontheinternet.substack.com
Episodes
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Fluent in Conflict
We’re back and LIVE from our New York hotel room to gossip about this week on the internet. We chat performative men and internet diaries. Elizabeth Holmes’ leg stroke and getting yelled at in the 6th grade. We chat travelling together, communication in relasionships and being “conflice fluent”....
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Over being hot
Just a nice light ep from the girlies this week 😵💫 jk we’re incapable of ever maintaining chill. This week on Artists on the Internet we chat…men. Evil men. Green rooms (more men!). We find out we’re too old dusty and crusty to become egg donors and take a peek at what’s going on at New York...
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Rebranding...?
It’s the last episode of Do You Ever Feel Like…! Kinda… the girlies say goodbye to the do you ever vortex to enter into a new void. We chat being an artist on the internet, quantum leaping, the Emmys, Gilmore Girls/Y2K (it is Autumn after all), and of course nuns! Really just the usual from us.…
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Q2 Check In 📈
How can it be the same women who recorded a Q1 checkin in April…. who ARE these girlies?! New York City is full of hot people, children are buying skincare and we’ve got three separate extreme weather warnings. Welcome to the q2 review! We chat calling your local MP, the cultural swing toward...
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History is gossip
The girlies are back inside the machine (recording apart!) with tales of historical gossip or just… regular degular HISTORY! Plus we chats Jacque’s upcoming indie film casting! And Phoebe’s new lewk. Plus Salem witch trials, Henry VIII’s wives, and the French Revolution, and politics (more…
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Delish Celebrity Gossip
Bonjour girlies. We are back with week with Phoebe’s own personal fav topic… celebrity gossip 💆🏻♀️. Plus the girlies are 30-something, flirty and not to thriving, in fact feeling very 22. We’ve got the summer uglies but are still getting hit on? Catch Phoebe this summer at the Hamilton Fringe!...
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Gossip is a life matrix
Are we two women hot off the heels of a complicated fathers day foul mood? YES! But we have much to discuss this week as the gossip series CONTINUES! Plus, new life meaning making system just dropped. Gossip + morals = life decision. Perfect 👏 plus we chat…America (sorry u guys it’s just giving...
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the art of gossip
Trust circle girls gather around. The girlies are (finally) back in their seperate abodes and podcasting from AFAR! Jacque is having a “DIY summer,” (lampshades, dining out). Phoebe has a new hyper fixation drink (s/o Justine Doiron cucumber spritz!) Plus a quick Tonys recap becfore we get ot the...
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Gossip is sexist
It's only gossip if women are doing it and women have to gossip to stay safe in this world. It’s the gossip series girls! We kick off with a debrief on how the attitude towards gossip has changed during our lifetime (I’m gonna go ahead and just s/o Kelsey Mckinney for that one!) and we chat what...
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Long distance bestie to podcasting pipeline
Oh my gourd! 100! Episodes! Alternatively, 100 hours of us talking on the internet. Mercifully, friendship can be commodified online, and we’re SO happy to share it with you. Plus we chat that Rocky Horror revival (must see!) Meg Stalter in Oh Mary (pre-Tony’s catch up!). And Phoebe needed to…
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Ally-Ships w/Jamie from It's Your Film Sis
I really can’t believe I am here writing this. YOU GUYS! I tricked Jacqueline into a Survivor episode! We hear from Jamie from ItsYourFilmSis to discuss Survivor as competition reality TV and a microcosm of human behavior, friend group archetypes, alliances/duos, the jury of life, and how…
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a tomato 🍅 or a potato 🥔 friend?
Girlies! The friendship series continues this week as we check in with Phoebe’s new theory of friendship archetypes. You’re either the tomato girl or a potato girl in your friendships 🤝 and boundaries, and effort in adult friendships. Plus we chat how to woo us, internet “discourse,” the Kevin...
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Trio Friendships w/ Sonia Feldman
Iconic friend trio loading! This week on the pod we welcome author and bedroom culture correspondent Sonia Feldman 👏👏👏. We chat the insanity of a friendship trio, girls trips, the charged intimacy of teenage bedrooms, and The Sims. Plus a quick debrief on girl boss behaviour, Timothée…
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Gemini vs. Sag (couples therapy)
It’s an ASTRO ep. because what the HELL is going on!? The girlies check in with official Do You Ever Astro correspondent Isabella Goldman to find out. We also do a little couples therapy while we have her. We also chat THAT Met Gala 🙄! Plus some quick celebrity billionaire chat (dyk the VC that...
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Friendship breakups
It’s our ANNIVERSARY! To celebrate, we chat, breaking up! And what better way to celebrate than trying to figure out the feud between Alex Cooper (founder of Call Her Daddy and Unwell Media) and influencer Alex Earle (Hot Mess). We… still don’t know. Plus the girlies (you!) gave us lots of great...
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Quarter 2 checkin 🗞️
Hello girlies and welcome to your quarter 2 check-in. Much to debrief on! We did want to give you a heads up we do discuss the whole…. “Motherless” situation between minutes 45-55 ish of the ep. today so if you prefer to skip. TW: Sexual assault. Take care of yourselves out there it’s, rough.…
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Activating The Bob Era
Hello girlies! Welcome to THE BOB ZONE, Jacque is back to the bob and we really needed a whole episode to discuss because it really is THAT icnoic. When a girl FINDS her cut we celebrate. Plus Phoebe is too busy for tv but does have a lot of Opinions TM (shocking). We catch up on Dan Levy lore…
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Millennial Hope Core 🌸
Bonjourno girlies! This week we do what girlies do best, complain whats on tv (nothing!). Our question this week is… do you ever feel like millennial hope core, which at this current juncture, YAH! I DO! Like god forbid a woman sports an owl necklace and gets politically engaged. Plus Jacques…
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Christ has risen
Spring has sprung! Flowers are blooming, there is a pep in our step, and we are ready with our Sunday best (gotta keep up with the tres fashions of priesthood). This week the girlies discuss Catholicism vs. Godless-nature. Phoebe is confused about easter origin stories and Jacque knows… too much...
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That's SHOWBIZ baby 💃
The episode nobody asked for! But we HAD to discuss anyway. SHOW BUSINESS. Two ex theatre kids (turned theatre adults) discuss the life of showbiz, our first roles and gigs as kids, and the scrappy DIY nature of a theatre kid (hire theatre kids!) Plus * Connor Storrie on SNL * The scrappy nature…
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winning an Oscar 🏆
Girlies! LOCK IN! It’s Oscar’s week! We have much to say and a whole podcast to say it on. The gals chat The Academy Awards that actually felt (dare we say it) fun this year?! Conan please host the Oscars forever (at least until 2029 yikes). We chat the surprises, our favorite moments of the…
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the tech drama is TOO MUCH!
The girlies are back in the tech-osphere and ready to yap… the 68,282 tech problems we’ve had the last week. Anyone else feeling this mercury retrograde 🫠 Plus obvi we chat… THAT Timothée Chalamet interview (he’s been booting around the Kardashian compound for too long). Megan Thee Stallion...
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men are cringe
The girlies pop into the studio irl to record! We have much to catch up on despite having been together for a full 24 hours straight. The girlies chat this week about MEN (happy international womens day I guess?) and like what the hell is going on there? Plus lots more like Phoebe’s biblically...
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going analogue? 🦋
Crack open the disc drive girlies we’re burning cd’s again 🦋 We are so loving the return to ye ole pen and paper but like, is some of this just over consumption? Surely this can’t be the answer! This week the girlies chat Olympics (we were proud of the men for like TWO SECONDS but I guess that…
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Childhood bedrooms 🧸
Welcome to our secret Johnny Depp poster in the closet, aka CHILDHOOD BEDROOMS! We chat about how our mother co-opted our childhood bedrooms and tbh, we didn’t hate it. It seems we all just return to what we liked when we were like 6. * Phoebe complains about her period * Quick couples therapy…
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A Quarterly Check-in 🐓
We knew we couldn’t get to the theme today because there was JUST TOO MUCH TO DISCUSS. So lock in girls we’re reviewing the year SO FAR. We chat Bridgerton’s costume and cast chemistry, our reactions to the Super Bowl halftime show, and check in on the Olympics. We touch on the broader cultural...
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mother-in-law defence 🙅♀️
This week we had to weigh in on The Beckhams, and you know maybe we just let Victoria be a little cookalini every once and awhile, ok? Let a woman live! Also this week, Phoebe is on a porridge bender and we have MUCH to cover in the media landscape that is January. Jacqueline is doing her nails…
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1-800 Karen Mode
Lock in girls we’re dialling 1-800 and Karening for a CAUSE. It’s customer service time.🕴️Plus Jacque’s sandwich encounter, living in movie sets (again) and we’re quite booked and busy in Q1 with all of our cultural topics to dive in and explore (would the Globes staff like two new writers for...
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A sleep routine for an old lady
It’s old lady podcast central because we’re talking , sleep. Who’s sleeping? Not us! Some chat on I Love L.A versus Too Much (Lena Dunham come on the pod!) Jacque is in town and we accidentally time traveled to the black lodge in twin peaks with the amount of ookey spookey paranormal activity…
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new year new girlos
Happy New Year girlies! We’re back! Year of the pod continues which means we have MUCH to say. Like everyone else we discuss our ‘ins’ and ‘outs’ for the year. We catch up what we got up to over the bear (Heated Rivalry, duh!) and what craft related crimes were committed (Calico Critters!) Plus…
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HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!
Join us in what is quite possibly our MOST extravagant holiday special YET! We have special guests, theme songs and of course our annual Do You Ever Quiz of the year!! We chat tiding of good cheer (winter wonder land walks and jazz trios!) and a little tiny reflections on the past year (yuck).…
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another wicked ep.
Have we been changed for the better? After a long discussion of spoilers, idk? But we do ride for Cynthia Erivo’s vocals! We chat the many tulips, scene painting and…. the blanket… on this week’s WICKED EP! Enjoy our DIY homemade Glinda and Elphaba. PLUS! * DIY Wicked costumes (hair and makeup...
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looking ugly
Girlies give up the veneers and return to our ugly roots! We’re chatting not wanting to be #cute any longer! Why does everyone look the same? Why do cafes, restaurants and AirBnbs look the same? Millennial beige be gone! Let us embrace ugliness, personality, and character again. Plus: * Phoebes…
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giving season 🎀
Welcome girlies to another it’s all capitalism ep! This week the girlies chat GIFTS! And if we KNOW YOU IRL AND WILL SEE YOU AT CHRISTMAS DON’T LISTEN UNLESS YOU WANNA SPOIL CHRISTMAS (but you can leave a review!) Plus we chat what the NYC Marathon did to Phoebe, gift giving according to DYE, who...
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serving cult on the runway
Are cults…slay!? Discuss! This week the girlies chat the fashion of cults and the rules of Do You Ever’s cult. We stumble into some Jacque lore, and negotiate whether or not linen is appropriate for ceremonial garb. Plus! A too long chat on Frankenstein, Oscar Issac’s shoulders and… do we love...
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send in the clowns 🤡
Bonjour girlies! This week we settle in for a goof and a gaff where Jacque asks, do you ever feel like sending in the clowns!? Obvi we talk about the THEATRE but then Phoebe becomes dark and blames it all on capitalism. Plus, what even IS humour?Plus! Lamp check ins, adventures in too much…
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dreaming of doomscrolling
We tried making a Nice Light Entertainment Podcast™️ but we’re too online for that. This week we talk doomscrolling, screen time, internet words, being old! Touching grass! Playing the Sims for 8 hour stretches because you’re an adult woman! Plus an update from the film set Phoebe is living…
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haunted by Amy Sherman-Palladino for 25 years
Its the 4th annual GILMORE GIRLS EP! Little did we know what a MONSTER we were creating ooops! Join the girlies as they discuss the 25th anniversary of Amy Sherman Paladino haunting their screens with her banter and bad decision making. Are you Team Logan? Team Dean? Also 9/11 lore drop (it’s...
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thank you, back
Journey deep into the enchanted tomb to discover …🗿do you ever feel like🗿 🔥💎 season 4 💎🔥 We’re back from summer..break(?) and ready to yap. WE MISSED YOU! Plus Phoebe anthropological dispatch from her journey’s abroad and all the lessons she’s brought back to the continent. The girlies…
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Green Room Preview: Spontaneously combusting in a Catholic Church
Hello girlies we are back in the Green room to GOS. We are TECHNICALLY on our summer break, but we were gaspin for a gos with the girlies, so here we are! We chat… * Phoebe’s not 100% terrible french * The DCC gos we promised on the pod forever ago * Spontaneously combusting in a Catholic Church…
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it's a girl summer
Girlies! It’s SUMMER, and we chat having an XYZ girl Summer, plus WHERE is the 2025 summer diva? Someone ring Charli XCX to save us, ASAP! We do a quick Gilded Age check in of our favorite clock twink, and discover the “culprit” to Phoebe’s knee pain. Also we chat Summer trends having an era, and...
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wedding guests 🎩
Bonjour girlies! This week we chat wedding guests woes and joys. If we in fact are the bad wedding guests?! We chat the wedding guests role in the function (bring the vibe, make it fun obvi). Plus! DJ mishaps, uninspired dress codes, and the 90’s drama of to plus one or to not plus one. Is this...
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etiquette is lost
Here ye here ye! We are two gals with CLASS and fancy hats. This week the girlies catch up from a little week away, some time in the city and un-glam “national holidays” 🤮. We are SO obsessed with this season of the gilded age so much that we dive into the world of manners. * Gilded Age Recap *...
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broke busy bridesmaid
Hello girlies! We are back from a little summer vaca moment and sorry that Phoebe’s mic wasn’t plugged in for this ep 🫠 This week the gals continue their WEDDING season series with BRIDESMAIDS! We get chat Charleston, South Carolina bachelorette weekends and the financial implications of...
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sports are theatre
TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME! Girls, this week we chat SPORTS! Why are they gay? And why are the costumes such a slay? Plus we chat A-lister behaviour, THE TONYS, and whisper fighting with your spouse in public. Also the theatrical differences between Canadian vs American sports (we can all guess...
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divorce is chic
Girls, we’re going to the chapel and we’re throwin’ a divorce party! This week we ask, do you ever feel like divorce is chic? P + J discuss their life as two children of divorce DIVAS and how it kinda gives you the upper hand at life? (sorry not sorry). We also discuss the slay-ness of a divorce...
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we're here to vibe w/ Chelsea Fagan
Grab your horizontal stripes and STEP a board THE HIGH DIVE girlies! This week we chat with multi-hyphenate queen Chelsea Fagan! Chelsea is the co-founder of The Financial Diet and author of the new romance novel, The High Dive 🛥️🌊💍 We chat writing a romance novel in the um… context of 🔥 the...
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death becomes her
We’re back for another IRL recording. It’s (almost!) Jacque’s birthday so we’re chatting end of life babyy! ☠️ We chat the theatre and spectacle of death, the fire box we all should be putting life documents in, if life insurance is a scam (???) and the back up plan if one of us dies (capitalize…
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roman empire
We don some robes and sip the sweet nectar of some canette du barbet and travel back in time to the ROMAN EMPIRE DIVAS! We chat why the roman empire is in fact a massive slay, it’s historical importance, and its various inventions. Plus why art history 101 is actually gonna help you out a LOT in...
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spite is creative fuel w/ Michelle Pellizzon Lipsitz
This week on the pod we have first official return guest expect you wouldn’t know that cause sometimes the spirits say… let it cook! We have sweet Michelle Pellizzon Lipsitz AKA Head Witch in Charge of Holisticism. We chat… * Wellness Industrial Complex * Running a Marathon Out of Spite (no…
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Each week artists Phoebe and Jacque sit down and ask each other a question that everyone’s thinking, and no one is answering. Except them. Join the girlies as they unveil everything behind the curtain (no subject goes unturned) and get nitty, gritty about HOW it all works.
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