Doctor I. M. Paranoid

Can it be? After all these years (5) our dear Doctor is going gently into that good night? Find Out!! Yes, Find Out, I Say!!

Yes, Surrender! That's our motto here in the Future! It's also the name of this month when we bow our heads in the awe and wonder of just Being Alive! Hail the Great Old Ones!

Find out how we VOTE here in the futurabulous Future! I VOTE that you watch this informative video. Watch it, I say!

Whoo! Party in the Future! Yes, it is the most futurabulous month of the year! Find out more about how Rocktober became so righteous, won't you?

Hey, it's the month of Remember, remember? And here in the futurastic Future everyone gets their mind altered! No, not that! They have their memories changed so they're never wrong! Let's find out more, shall we?

Aww BOGUS!!! Oh I'm SO bummed I don't even feel like describing this. Something about the big pandemic and conspiracy theories. Just watch it.

Prepare to be deceived, because here/now it is the fakey Future month of YouLie! Yes, in YouLie all the fabulous future folk tell fibs, fables and falsehoods, to make everybody else look foolish. Such fun!

Here in the Future, it is the flaky month of Soon, when everyone procrastinates and puts stuff off. You may want to listen to this later . . .

And so, the abominable aftereffect of all this self-isolation becomes abysmally apparent - We have an appalling infestation of BABIES! Oh, so many BABIES!

PANDEMIC!!! AAahhh! Self-Isolate! Keep Back!!! FREAK OUT (alone at home quietly) You may be paranoid, but are you PARANOID ENOUGH??!!!

Hello to you all, primitive people of the past. BEHOLD! My 50th transmission! Celebrating the mighty marketing month of Merch. Buy Something Already!!

Ah, Past Primitives, here in the Future it is the totally toadying month of Celebruary, when all our social and genetic betters walk among us to shame us with our own inadequacies. YOU can feel bad about yourself, too! Join me, won't you?

Oh, the happiest of seasonal greeting my precious past peepsters!! It is the futurabulous month of Spamuary! Yes, Spamuary, when all the wonderful new telepathic advertisements launch directly into our brains! Join me, won't you?

Did you know kitchen accidents are a large percentage of household injuries? Find out more (too much!) Watch this thing. Watch it I say!

Ahh, the time goes by so fast here in the future month of Rocktober. Find out why just in time for the big Halloweenus party! Whooo Rocktober!!!

I forget what this video is about. . . the Future? But wait. There's a big fight in the middle . . . something about celery. Remember to watch!!

Awww, the party's over and now it is the malicious month of Bogus, when all the fabutastic future folk gotta get a real job. So bummeriffic. Someone make me a sandwich. (and watch out for Barry!)

It is the future month of YouLie (or is it?) when all the future folk tell fibs and falsehoods (no they don't) Don't believe a single word our good Doctor says (but send money)Let's listen!

Welcome back to one of the Future's favorite month's, SOON! When everybody just slacks off and lays around doing NOTHING! I'll probably get around to telling you more about it later . . . maybe.

Well, once again in the future, it is the socially-responsible month of Spay. Where overpopulation is the hot-button issue of the day. Have you considered spaying or neutering yourself?

Oh, yeah, hello. Here's this month's video. Watch it. Or don't. I don't care. It's . . .uhgg . . Scrapril. :(

Here/now in the future it is the marketing month of Merch! Watch this important transmission now. Or better yet, BUY IT! Yes, BUY IT I say!

Ah, here in the Future it's the egomaniacal month of Celebruary, when all the wonderful famous people emerge from their hyperbolic sleep chamber to make our own lives seem so dull and insignificant.Come join the fun!

Ahh, past primitives. It is a brand New Year in the Future and that most exciting of all months, Spamuary!! Yes, Spamuary, when all the new telepathic advertisements get beamed directly into your brain. Let's all watch, shall we?

Oh, it's that festive time of year in the FUTURE! Join our good Doctor as he celebrates the season. Rupert the Brown-nosed Reindeer and all your favorite holiday cartoons will be there. Sponsored by Big Tex Hombre's Genetically Modified Cockroach Meat!! Yum!!

Come join our good doctor to where hilarity abounds,. Yes, it's the future's favorite comedy club: General Gutbuster's Gigglearium!! Wack hi-jinks will ensue, yo!

Oh, the party is about to start!!! Our good Doctor, and all his other multiverse and dimensional selves are all getting together for a huge Rocktober celebration! Come join the fun why don'tcha?

This month's broadcast was a little difficult, my Past Primitives. It was hard to work the controls with little rabbit paws. And I'm so hungry. So hungry.

Oh my past peeps, it is the Future month of Bogus and all of us future folk have to get a (uuugh!) job. Such an ugly word. Watch it! (or don't - I don't care, I'm on break)

Oh, it is the Futuriffic month of YouLie - when everyone tells lies, my gullible past peepers! This Episode is the absolutely BEST transmissions EVER! Seriously! It's Hhhhuuuugggggee!

Oh, this WAS gonna be the BEST EPISODE DESCRIPTION EVER!! Ahhh, but sadly, I haven't gotten it finished yet. I'm gonna write it REAL soon (get it "soon"?)

In this month's transmission, our good Doctor reports from the ASFPOB's (you know, the American Society For Prevention Of Babies) Spring Pledge Drive to help reduce overpopulation in the Future!

In this Videoptical Episode you will learn the AMAZING TRUTH of our good Doctor's cloning way back in the futurabulous year 2375! So Emotionally Rewarding! (Also there's a stupid song about the Easter Bunny)

Oh, ma Past Primitive Peepers, in this, the mighty month of Merch, our good Doctor explains how the wonderful system of commerce in the Future. So wonderful!

Transmitting LIVE from the Futurabulous SPAMMYS awards, our good Doctor meets new people and looks at LOVE! Listen in, won't you?

It's a whole NEW YEAR of Telepathic Advertisements here in the Fabulous Future! Listen in, won't you? (Otherwise how will you know what to BUY??!)

This future month of Surrender is devoted to showing the secret of that creepy Kris Kringle. It's the Scandalous Santa Claus Expose Episode!! Find out the HORRIBLE truth for YOURSELF!! Ho Ho NO!!!

Now the party is over and all the caterers want their money. Yes, NoSpender is the terribly stingy month when all your bills come due (and they won't take a check)

OooOoOohhh! Be afraid, ma primitive peeps! Be very afraid! It is the Halloween Transmission for the Spookeriffric month of ROCKTOBER!! AAaaahhhh!!

Oh Loyal listeners, here be the Fabulous Future broadcast from the unforgiving month of "Remember" Don't forget to listen in!

Our Good Doctor(s?) describes why Bogus is the more bummeriffic of all months in the Future. This transmission takes crabbiness to a whole new art form! Listen in, won't you?

The most wonderiffic show of ALL TIME!! 3 billion people upvoted it as FABULOUS! It's DrP's brilliant broadcast for YouLie!! You'll absolutely LOVE IT! (Just kidding, this is YouLie where everyone in the future tell fables, fibs and falshoods!)

Listen to your Doctor to explore the Future's most slacking month! Or just put it off! Who cares? It's Soon!

The World of Tomorrow is seriously overpopulated. Hear what our Good Doctor thinks of the subject of BABIES!

Oh my poor primitives, it is the unfortunate bummerific month of Scrapril. Find out what's going on in our good Doctor's head, won't you?

Come celebrate the monetary month of Merch and hear the horrible scams our good Doctor was infested with THIS month! (also - ADMIRAL SQUID!)

Oh, ma Poor Primitive Peeps, this episode our good Doctor explains why popularity is so important in the Future. Ahhh, Get AWAY Droney!

It's a brand new year, made more delightful with all the new advertisements beamed straight into your brain by T-mail! HOORAY!!

It is the end of the year 2375, the month of "Surrender" find out the joy this wonderful month brings - or don't. I just don't care.

Whaaaaat? Our good Doctor has a SPONSOR???!! The upcoming Singularity will never be the same! Learn for yourself, the Future's favorite food! Yum Yum!!